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5:37 pm - 05/03/2012

Trailer for movie of the year

The Christian horror movie Harmless features a possessed box of porn.  No, really.


Better be careful with that giant box of porn in your closet — because according to the Christian found footage horror flick Harmless, porn releases the long-haired masturbation demons that will destroy your family. Better call the Christian Ghostbusters!

Here's the synopsis:
Harmless is a feature film shot in the popular found footage style. It's the story about a husband and father and his battle with a box of porn that is found in the closet. Once opened, the box of porn begins to torment the family, much like a poltergeist. It's sort of a social commentary on how pornography can destroy a family.

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bliting 3rd-May-2012 10:52 pm (UTC)
so there's a full length movie of that?
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crystalzelda 3rd-May-2012 10:53 pm (UTC)
lmao yikes!
realityvsdreams 3rd-May-2012 10:53 pm (UTC)
LOLOMG


but forreal, is this a middle school student film?
lynn_heart 3rd-May-2012 10:53 pm (UTC)
omg when that dead bride showed up in the window at the end i legit started laughing.

try again, my little christian conservative angels.

try again.
pinkfunraven 3rd-May-2012 11:24 pm (UTC)
Ikr! At least have her in the backseat for a maybe a 1/2 a point.
ohbubbajoan 3rd-May-2012 10:54 pm (UTC)
lol for real
woundedseraphim 3rd-May-2012 10:54 pm (UTC)
Movie of the year, all years.
bernault 3rd-May-2012 10:55 pm (UTC)
crap i just downloaded a bunch of alex vaara videos
keziah42 3rd-May-2012 10:56 pm (UTC)
Is Kirk Cameron in this one, too?
guadalcanal 3rd-May-2012 10:57 pm (UTC)
He should play the priest that visits the family
pieisgood08 3rd-May-2012 10:57 pm (UTC)
The inside of that house doesn't match the iglooness of the outside tbh
polynucleotide 3rd-May-2012 10:57 pm (UTC)
lol christian films. i still cant get over how lol worthy and horrible courageous was.
thomasav 3rd-May-2012 10:58 pm (UTC)
Save me Korean Jesus!
crystalzelda 3rd-May-2012 10:58 pm (UTC)


Why is the porn demon hanging out in a graveyard in a 90s wedding dress? Shouldn't she be naked or wearing a naughty schoolgirl outfit? What kinda porn is this man reading tbh
wonderwomanhero 3rd-May-2012 11:00 pm (UTC)
This reminds me of a story I saw on Unsolved Mysteries. The ghost of a dead woman in what I think was either a prom or wedding dress haunts the side of a road...
pinkfunraven 3rd-May-2012 11:25 pm (UTC)
I know what you're talking about, Hitchhiker Mary, I think is her name.
andisprohi 3rd-May-2012 11:39 pm (UTC)
WATCH OUT NEXT TIME YOU'RE GOING PAST A GRAVEYARD. YOU MAY JUST RUN INTO...RESURRECTION MARY

I know that episode by heart

theratwhispers 3rd-May-2012 11:02 pm (UTC)
What kinda porn is this man reading tbh

I know, right. It's probably really just a box of cheap romance novels.
noneformethanx 3rd-May-2012 11:05 pm (UTC)
shining_starsxx 3rd-May-2012 11:14 pm (UTC)
Lol this post is killing me.
age_of_green 3rd-May-2012 10:59 pm (UTC)
These people realize that sex addiction, and enjoying sexual material are two completely different things-oh wait,they're conservative Christians,nevermind.
lillylilacs 3rd-May-2012 11:03 pm (UTC)
honestly they are more than just conservative christians, at this severity they're fundamentalists.
bgwqlc 3rd-May-2012 11:00 pm (UTC)
It is like The Ring if it did not make sense and was not scary.
azulslave 3rd-May-2012 11:00 pm (UTC)
omg scary!!! let me recover watching some marc dylan porn
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