5:37 pm - 05/03/2012
Trailer for movie of the year
The Christian horror movie Harmless features a possessed box of porn. No, really.
Better be careful with that giant box of porn in your closet — because according to the Christian found footage horror flick Harmless, porn releases the long-haired masturbation demons that will destroy your family. Better call the Christian Ghostbusters!
Here's the synopsis:
Harmless is a feature film shot in the popular found footage style. It's the story about a husband and father and his battle with a box of porn that is found in the closet. Once opened, the box of porn begins to torment the family, much like a poltergeist. It's sort of a social commentary on how pornography can destroy a family.
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Better be careful with that giant box of porn in your closet — because according to the Christian found footage horror flick Harmless, porn releases the long-haired masturbation demons that will destroy your family. Better call the Christian Ghostbusters!
Here's the synopsis:
Harmless is a feature film shot in the popular found footage style. It's the story about a husband and father and his battle with a box of porn that is found in the closet. Once opened, the box of porn begins to torment the family, much like a poltergeist. It's sort of a social commentary on how pornography can destroy a family.
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but forreal, is this a middle school student film?
try again, my little christian conservative angels.
try again.
Why is the porn demon hanging out in a graveyard in a 90s wedding dress? Shouldn't she be naked or wearing a naughty schoolgirl outfit? What kinda porn is this man reading tbh
I know that episode by heart
I know, right. It's probably really just a box of cheap romance novels.