ONTD

12:04 pm - 04/29/2012

9 Clips From "Dark Shadows" Hit The Web!!!

Comedy my ass!

"DARK SHADOWS" hits theaters May 11, 2012



Today is also Queen Pfeiffer's birthday!

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Little Michelle



















Source: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9
loverelapse 29th-Apr-2012 04:19 pm (UTC)
1 minute of people saying balls. Gr9.
meangirl33 29th-Apr-2012 04:20 pm (UTC)
Little michelle looks pissed as hell
wanderlost 29th-Apr-2012 04:24 pm (UTC)
I was just thinking that. She looks pissed, her friends look scurred, and her parents are oblivious. Child gonna set the pinata on fire soon.
lime_vox OT, help29th-Apr-2012 04:21 pm (UTC)
Im having the worst trip high and I just want to sober up, I'm getting scared and paranoid, help please omg
reginageorge Re: OT, help29th-Apr-2012 04:22 pm (UTC)
sleep
darkwarrior Re: OT, help29th-Apr-2012 04:22 pm (UTC)
BEHIND YOU! LOOK OUT!
rare_lj Re: OT, help29th-Apr-2012 04:23 pm (UTC)
Don't worry, you're fine, just lay down
actxappalledx Re: OT, help29th-Apr-2012 04:25 pm (UTC)
Aw, girl, it's okay. Drink some water, put some soothing music on, and just try relaxing or laying down. If you freak yourself out, you're only going to make it worse. Try and see if you can close your eyes and sleep
lime_vox Re: OT, help30th-Apr-2012 03:01 am (UTC)
Thanks, you're actually one of the only comments that actually made me feel a bit better, I did just that and felt a bit calmer. Thanks again bb, I'm feeling better now :)
actxappalledx Re: OT, help30th-Apr-2012 01:52 pm (UTC)
np bb, I am glad you are feeling better! <3
punishermax Re: OT, help29th-Apr-2012 04:27 pm (UTC)
THE FINAL POST FROM KE$HA
vonlisbon Re: OT, help29th-Apr-2012 05:07 pm (UTC)
I'm not a huge fan of pot simply because, the very few times I've had bad highs, I've really wanted to like call 911 or drive myself to the hospital. And that's not good.
cabernet Re: OT, help29th-Apr-2012 06:33 pm (UTC)
Same. The last time I smoked led me to an existential crisis. It legit took about a week to recover, and even now I still have occasionally bouts of anxiety about it
vonlisbon Re: OT, help29th-Apr-2012 09:08 pm (UTC)
lol well I just meant I don't want to find authorities and announce that I'm using an illegal substance. I've never had a truly terrible experience... either good or "wait.... is my heart beating slower and slower and slower?"
cabernet Re: OT, help29th-Apr-2012 09:12 pm (UTC)
lol yeah we ended up deciding calling authorities would be a horrible idea, even though my bad trip was brutal. it was like, "what is a heart? is this real? has my entire life been fabricated? what are words? wtf is happening? call 911! omg what if they lobotomize me?! what is a lobotomy? THE UNIVERSE IS SO HUGE! WE'RE LITTLE SPECKLES OF DUST OMFG WHAT AM I?!!?!" and I was having a panic attack with all of it. lol it was a mess to say the least.
lime_vox Re: OT, help30th-Apr-2012 02:59 am (UTC)
Thats exactly how I was feeling last night, thought I was on death's doorstep. I'm fine now, :)
iamglory Re: OT, help29th-Apr-2012 05:42 pm (UTC)
Clear sign to go to bed oh and not do drugs anymore.
baby_phat_honne 29th-Apr-2012 04:22 pm (UTC)
LMAO I love the kids in the BG of that pic -- they look scared
emmapcz 29th-Apr-2012 04:23 pm (UTC)
love johnny 4eva
reginageorge 29th-Apr-2012 04:25 pm (UTC)
helena slaaysss
crucified 29th-Apr-2012 04:35 pm (UTC)
Ugh @ this movie.
iheartfamke 29th-Apr-2012 04:38 pm (UTC)
Excited for this movie!! And if it does turn out to be a campy comedy,who cares, The Brady Bunch Movie is flawfree and much different from the series.
sleepless_ghost 29th-Apr-2012 04:40 pm (UTC)
Bryan Fuller (creator of Dead Like Me, Wonderfalls & Pushing Daisies) just tweeted this. Bryan Fuller is reading ONTD. That has me really excited.
pirate_smiles 29th-Apr-2012 04:45 pm (UTC)
I know! I kinda started freaking out.
sleepless_ghost 29th-Apr-2012 04:52 pm (UTC)
We better start banning all the trolls who don't like his flawless writing. Though I think most people on ONTD like his shows, right? At least I cannot remember having read something negative about anything he has done.
pirate_smiles 29th-Apr-2012 05:04 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I think people are a little negative toward his newer projects of The Munsters and the Hannibal Lecter series but since they haven't aired yet, it's all just speculation that they *could* be bad. But really, aside from his track record of always getting canceled before a third season, I think ONTD likes him.
sleepless_ghost 29th-Apr-2012 05:05 pm (UTC)
Excellent, I wouldn't want him to read anything hurtful here. He's one of my idols.
nimberlane 29th-Apr-2012 05:28 pm (UTC)
OH LAWD.

I love him so fucking much.

Fangirling right now.
therearewords 29th-Apr-2012 04:51 pm (UTC)
I almost forget it was Depp, good one.
damnsonyouhigh 29th-Apr-2012 04:59 pm (UTC)
i didn't like the trailer for this one.
guadalcanal 29th-Apr-2012 05:13 pm (UTC)
It's too campy :(
sky365 29th-Apr-2012 05:16 pm (UTC)
sooo is this movie going to be good or is tim burton going to disappoint me again
dynamitered 29th-Apr-2012 05:23 pm (UTC)
This is Tim Burton, so clearly it will be the latter.
sky365 29th-Apr-2012 05:34 pm (UTC)
he breaks my heart
bluekrinkle 29th-Apr-2012 07:26 pm (UTC)
You speak a sad truth.
ceilidh_ann 29th-Apr-2012 05:40 pm (UTC)
Some of the advanced reviews have said it's surprisingly good and more eerie than the trailer makes it out to be. I saw someone compare it to The Addams Family movies, which I love. I'm still a little pessimistic though.
jrh19782002 29th-Apr-2012 05:48 pm (UTC)
why did tb make this a funny movie.the old dark shadows tv show is not funny like this.
wonderwomanhero 29th-Apr-2012 06:34 pm (UTC)
Happy birthday to Queen Pfeiffer!
cricketgrl 29th-Apr-2012 08:34 pm (UTC)
Does Queen Pfeiffer have a Mexican background? Just curious.
wonderwomanhero 30th-Apr-2012 12:22 am (UTC)
I don't think so
bluekrinkle 29th-Apr-2012 07:28 pm (UTC)
So sick of the Depp/Burton combo. This story seems like it could have been done well, but I'm already shitting on it from what I've seen.
dropitlikepluto 29th-Apr-2012 09:42 pm (UTC)
I HAVE HOPE STILL
ilovedogs 29th-Apr-2012 11:22 pm (UTC)
Are we going to see the whole movie in clips?

I am sad this looks so bad.
arianna77 30th-Apr-2012 02:51 am (UTC)
Ugh, this really looks terrible. I'm so tired of all of Tim Burton's look alike movies with the same damn cast in them. I wish someone else had done this project who would have stayed a bit closer to the original feel. Crying for my childhood.

Edited at 2012-04-30 02:51 am (UTC)
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