ONTD

3:40 pm - 04/24/2012

Justin Bieber Knows About Your Nickname for his Penis



Justin in the studio for his Capital interview:



full-length interview @ Capital:

tl;dw highlights:
• @1:30 adds a unicorn to his tour rider
• @2:45 fails @ puns ("what do gnomes eat? i don't GNOME")
• @3:00 discusses his fan base's name for his dick
• @4:10 demonstrates his superb (read: horrible) english accent
• @4:30 explains what listeners should expect from his next album
• @4:55 talks Boyfriend video & makeup
• @5:55 describes hitting Siva from The Wanted in the nuts
• @7:30 is sniffed and found to smell like ~*~magic~*~

&another Capital interview:

tl;dw:
• @0:45 suspects vaguely that The Wanted might want to get him drunk
@1:25 re: Jerry - "my fans are kind of inappropriate...but it's funny."/"Jerry just seems a little bit...like who's Jerry?"
• @4:15 explains his love for Buzz Lightyear ("well he thinks he can fly, and I think I can fly"), raps about Woody ("I'm gonna throw my lasso like Woody/so good-y/I got my hoodie...")







leaving the station (omfg @ the fan latched on to his shirt tbh)





&also he gave an interview (and apparently his shoes) to a fansite this afternoon:



sources: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | thnx ellen
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lustdumpster 24th-Apr-2012 10:43 pm (UTC)
Gross
whiskybars 24th-Apr-2012 10:44 pm (UTC)
ot but what the fuck is up with lj/ontd?
crucified 24th-Apr-2012 10:45 pm (UTC)
it's being so fucking annoying. (sorry I know that doesn't help you, lol)
caulifloral 24th-Apr-2012 10:53 pm (UTC)
some kind of DoS attack. probably russians again.
crucified 24th-Apr-2012 10:54 pm (UTC)
ugh. not that shit again.
zoom_z00m 24th-Apr-2012 11:01 pm (UTC)
ugh WHY
myxwill 24th-Apr-2012 11:04 pm (UTC)
Those damn russians.

Edited at 2012-04-24 11:04 pm (UTC)
shining_starsxx 24th-Apr-2012 11:14 pm (UTC)
Damn don't they have something else to do?
sviibwhapp 24th-Apr-2012 10:59 pm (UTC)
I would say that what it actually means is the smallest snake in the history of the world.,
caulifloral 24th-Apr-2012 10:54 pm (UTC)
idna
mmbien 24th-Apr-2012 10:44 pm (UTC)
fucking russians
parisdiorchanel 24th-Apr-2012 10:45 pm (UTC)
Comment twins lol.
invisible_cunt 24th-Apr-2012 10:45 pm (UTC)
i thought it was the bieberconda
halfslytherin 24th-Apr-2012 10:45 pm (UTC)
comment twins
youmustbeaghost 24th-Apr-2012 10:47 pm (UTC)
that's what i thought.

why is it jerry though.
daianara 24th-Apr-2012 10:47 pm (UTC)
lmfao omg I can't
caulifloral 24th-Apr-2012 10:48 pm (UTC)
it's both, apparently.
carazon 24th-Apr-2012 10:48 pm (UTC)
mte.
chuk_is_dazzled 24th-Apr-2012 10:52 pm (UTC)
lol me too
shining_starsxx 24th-Apr-2012 11:15 pm (UTC)
Came in here to say this.
neverletgo 24th-Apr-2012 11:37 pm (UTC)
I thought so, too? Where did this Jerry shit come from, I wonder . . .
caulifloral 24th-Apr-2012 11:40 pm (UTC)
if you really want to know, justin tweeted "hi jerry" with no other context or explanation a couple weeks ago and beliebers, being rational logical beings, decided that was his dick.
eye_browz 25th-Apr-2012 12:12 am (UTC)
Jerry >>>>> bieberconda
posh 25th-Apr-2012 01:34 am (UTC)
me too
halfslytherin 24th-Apr-2012 10:45 pm (UTC)
I thought it was ~the bieberconda~
violue 24th-Apr-2012 10:45 pm (UTC)
oh ontd i'm sorry i ever thought of leaving you, never die on me again!
violue 24th-Apr-2012 11:35 pm (UTC)
rethinking this already. i swear some of y'all need to be slapped lately
parisdiorchanel 24th-Apr-2012 10:45 pm (UTC)
Fucking Russians.
vanhrh 24th-Apr-2012 10:45 pm (UTC)
ARE WE BACK? Finally!
redhobbit 24th-Apr-2012 10:46 pm (UTC)
He has a penis? seriously?
ruby_winchester 24th-Apr-2012 10:50 pm (UTC)
caulifloral 24th-Apr-2012 10:55 pm (UTC)
polekatz 25th-Apr-2012 03:21 am (UTC)
omg, i love this!!
professor_chaos 24th-Apr-2012 10:46 pm (UTC)
forevergold217 24th-Apr-2012 10:46 pm (UTC)
I bet he liked hitting Siva's junk
forevergold217 24th-Apr-2012 10:50 pm (UTC)
baby killers tbh
pink_dog 24th-Apr-2012 11:05 pm (UTC)
lol
he sure wants to talk about it, doesn't he

at the very least, he thinks it was the height of hilarity
missheidimontag 24th-Apr-2012 10:47 pm (UTC)
what is this ms paint artwork?
harderthanalist 25th-Apr-2012 12:16 am (UTC)
Did he really say this??
caulifloral 24th-Apr-2012 10:50 pm (UTC)
this will never get old to me
and neither will this:

poison_sin 24th-Apr-2012 10:47 pm (UTC)
ONTD never die on me again!
missheidimontag 24th-Apr-2012 10:47 pm (UTC)
o....it has a name?
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