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12:04 am - 04/23/2012

A Producer Once Tried to Help Julia Louis-Dreyfus By Telling Her Curly Hair Wasn’t Fuckable



Julia Louis-Dreyfus is insanely famous and successful—she's the star of the new show Veep which premieres tonight on HBO—and she's managed to do it all in spite of having a huge disadvantage: curly hair. Whaaa? Well, most of us know that curly hair is beautiful, but one asshole of a producer at NBC tried to convince Julia otherwise during her early days at Saturday Night Live. She told journalist Adam Baer the story of some serious ridiculousness that resulted from the time that her hair was blown out because she was playing a character with straight hair in an SNL sketch.

[T]he following day, I was called into one of our producers' offices (as a side note, I should say that I have naturally curly hair), and he said to me, "Julia, I got a call from a bunch of NBC executives after last night's show, and they said that after seeing your hair straight, they all wanna fuck you."

This was apparently his way of trying to entice me into straightening my hair for the rest of season.

Needless to say: I was young and naïve, but I was so shocked that anyone would say anything like that, I just burst out laughing in a hysterical way. I didn't know what else to do.


Well, yes, that response is 110 percent correct, since, contrary to popular belief, the goal of every female comedian is not to make all the guys want to fuck them. And, even so, last time I checked, plenty of dudes were more than willing to fuck ladies with curly hair. Anyway, the insults didn't stop there. After she went on to land the role on Seinfeld, and it was becoming a bit of a hit, Julia ran into the same producer at NBC.

[H]e said to me, "Hey, Julia, I see they're letting you do your hair the way you want now."

That's apparently all he took away from my "Seinfeld" contribution.

The irony of it was that not only did I make my hair curly on "Seinfeld," which may have been a huge mistake now that I think about it, but I enhanced the curl and made it HUGE!

I wonder if that hair wasn't some kind of reaction.

I was saying: 'Not only is this hair going to be curly, it's going to be crazy curly. Take that, motherfucker!!'"


Take that, motherfucker, indeed.

jezebel
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aawler 23rd-Apr-2012 06:18 am (UTC)
THE QUEEN tbh

now that i just saw the veep pilot i'd say elaine > selina > christine

Edited at 2012-04-23 06:20 am (UTC)
negative_fucker 24th-Apr-2012 05:16 pm (UTC)
elaine > selina > christine
This.
likegunfire 23rd-Apr-2012 06:19 am (UTC)
I love her SO MUCH
michelleantonia 23rd-Apr-2012 06:19 am (UTC)
daisychain_halo 23rd-Apr-2012 06:21 am (UTC)
ilh so much

the kween of seinfeld
simplychristina 23rd-Apr-2012 06:21 am (UTC)
She's awesome. I hate that slime like that exists and often dictates stuff in Hollywood, but glad she's made it.
michelleantonia 23rd-Apr-2012 06:22 am (UTC)
loosedefense 23rd-Apr-2012 08:44 am (UTC)
qween_tartii 25th-Apr-2012 12:41 pm (UTC)
lol my husband actually does this
michelleantonia 23rd-Apr-2012 06:22 am (UTC)
lonely_goatherd 23rd-Apr-2012 10:47 am (UTC)
"George Costanza...is getting married!!"
"GET OUT!!!"

i can't think about that scene w/o laughing
dirtysidedown 23rd-Apr-2012 03:43 pm (UTC)
<3
briknowsbest 23rd-Apr-2012 06:22 am (UTC)
My hair is curly as fuck. Represent gorl<3
wicked_g 23rd-Apr-2012 08:39 pm (UTC)
Repping the curls yeeaahhh!!!
negative_fucker 24th-Apr-2012 05:17 pm (UTC)
this thread.
thestylia 24th-Apr-2012 05:33 pm (UTC)
my hair used to be curly and awesome then i went on this medication and some of my hair fell out and now it's like... limp waves at best
it makes me sad :(
fight4thislove 23rd-Apr-2012 06:23 am (UTC)
She reminds me of Bethenny Frankel
jasmina12345 23rd-Apr-2012 06:23 am (UTC)
omg VEEP was actually fucking hilarious

so excited for the season it looks great
spider_orchid 23rd-Apr-2012 01:27 pm (UTC)
Makes up for Girls imo.
oohasparklie 23rd-Apr-2012 03:17 pm (UTC)
The thing about the "bitch bag" had me crying laughing.
michelleantonia 23rd-Apr-2012 06:23 am (UTC)


lonely_goatherd 23rd-Apr-2012 10:48 am (UTC)
"I...was bald" *boops nose*
juunanagou18 23rd-Apr-2012 06:27 am (UTC)
Fuck anyone who doesn't think curly hair is beautiful. Haters have flat, lifeless hair that has zero wave pattern and can't defy gravity and create its own personal breeze on a calm day.

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shania_cares 23rd-Apr-2012 06:29 am (UTC)
I love my waves, but they never seem to hold. I do have lots of curl on the ends, but it never stays that way by the end of the day so I end up with 2a/b hair when it's 2c in the morning.
juunanagou18 23rd-Apr-2012 06:35 am (UTC)
My curls are all over the place; I have Zs, Ss, and corkscrews. 3B/3C.
artvandellay 23rd-Apr-2012 03:23 pm (UTC)
this is exactly my hair! 2c in the morning but it is sooo babyfine that it is 2 a/b in a couple hours. I ended up cutting it short and giving myself some bangs, so i basically just cut off all my curls. Now I just shower in the evening and when i sleep on it it's a cute 2 a/b in the morning.
expressforever 23rd-Apr-2012 06:48 am (UTC)
flawless comment empowering us curly haired folk everywhere imo!

muzicnem 23rd-Apr-2012 06:59 am (UTC)
I have flat lifeless hair and I'm not a hater. :( I am an enigmaaaaa.
jessepinkman 23rd-Apr-2012 07:20 am (UTC)
omg puyol and his flawless locks :)

still sad about yesterday tho.
glamour_pixie 23rd-Apr-2012 07:27 am (UTC)
you speak flawless words of truth capitán
shining_starsxx 23rd-Apr-2012 07:32 am (UTC)
This.I love my curls.Fuck the haters.
piratewars 23rd-Apr-2012 07:46 am (UTC)
I wish I had curly hair
platinum_yum 23rd-Apr-2012 09:04 am (UTC)
Half my head is slightly wavy and the other half is stick straight. It's a terrible combo that almost always requires heat styling if I'm trying to look like igaf. :( I usually go with straight because it's easier.
d00ditsemily 23rd-Apr-2012 09:28 am (UTC)
Hey hey hey, not nice. I wish I had curly hair but I have very thin, fine, and lifeless hair. :(
katesamaloo 23rd-Apr-2012 12:12 pm (UTC)
Flawless comment tbh
leopard_legs 23rd-Apr-2012 12:46 pm (UTC)
I wish I had curly hair...mine's just flat and straight as hell
I have the epitome of white girl hair, I swear to God
hello_samm 23rd-Apr-2012 01:50 pm (UTC)
Straight haired bitches don't have the "boing!" factor either. :P
oohasparklie 23rd-Apr-2012 03:17 pm (UTC)
Damn right.
hypnology 23rd-Apr-2012 06:48 pm (UTC)
My hair is so weird. I'm all curl/wave minus my top layer on my right side is always flat. Like fuck you hairs for not going along with the rest of my head.
criswithnoh 23rd-Apr-2012 07:11 pm (UTC)
Amen, sistah! I spent all of my childhood and teens hating my curly hair. Then I found the Curly Girl book and it changed my life. My hair is ~amazing~. However, it has gotten less curly over the years. I had 3B curls and now it's mostly 3A curls...but still amazing.
acharmedlife 23rd-Apr-2012 09:31 pm (UTC)
lolol that describes my hair perfectly. Flat, lifeless, no pattern, cannot defy gravity or create its own breeze.

I wish my hair could be curly :(
sillyboho 24th-Apr-2012 04:50 pm (UTC)
i am happy ontd talks about curly hair all the time. my son has curly hair and i started using leave in conditioner in his hair everyday and it's MORE curly and super soft. i had though he just had super coarse hair!
freeze_i_say 24th-Apr-2012 11:48 pm (UTC)
I'm a lifeless hair girl and iawtc
shania_cares 23rd-Apr-2012 06:28 am (UTC)
I am so sad New...Christine was canceled. It was awesome.

My dad and I watch Seinfeld eps together all the time. Everyone's better than Jerry, but Julia truly shines brightest.
zigzagzap 23rd-Apr-2012 06:28 am (UTC)
I never understood why people make such a big deal about hair. It's just hair. I do like curly hair though.
zemi_chan 23rd-Apr-2012 06:40 am (UTC)
IA.
hello_samm 23rd-Apr-2012 01:50 pm (UTC)
It's a woman's crown
bluepassiflora 23rd-Apr-2012 06:29 am (UTC)
She was flawless on Seinfeld.
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