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11:19 pm - 04/21/2012

The antichrist is born to your favourite mouldy fruit.

Peaches Geldof, the daughter of Live Aid founder Bob Geldof and the late Paula Yates, has given birth to a son.

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Miss Geldof, 23, announced the arrival of Astala on the social network site, Twitter, writing: "Yes, its true- I'M A MUMMY!!!!"

The baby, with fiancé Thomas Cohen, lead singer of band S.C.U.M, is her first.

Miss Geldof later updated her Twitter profile, adding: "My little boy is the most beautiful thing in this world. When he holds @tomfromscum's finger with his hand its the sweetest thing ever. X"

Max Dundas, Miss Geldof's publicist said: "Peaches and Thomas are delighted to announce the birth of their son Astala. Both were overjoyed at his arrival this week."

Mr Cohen, 20, said on Twitter: "I'm a dad he is the most perfect thing ever so proud of his beautiful mum @peaches_g and overcome with joy x."

In a recent interview, Miss Geldof said she felt her mother, who died of a drugs overdose in 2000, was watching over her after she discovered the baby was due on her birthday, April 24.

She added that her father, the former Boomtown Rats frontman and poverty campaigner, was "overwhelmed" when she told him on Boxing Day that she was expecting a baby boy.

"Oh my God, he was so happy, especially as I'm having a boy," she said.

"The poor man's been surrounded by women up till now.

"I knew he would be happy but I didn't realise how over the moon he would be. He's always been very supportive of me but he was really overwhelmed and emotional."

She said Geldof offered the young couple advice, telling them they must get married and "never break up".

Miss Geldof, a model (WAT?!) and former television presenter, has been married before. She wed Max Drummy, an American musician, in a Las Vegas chapel in 2008 but they separated six months later.

Sauce

That poor child, having a narcissistic famewhore for a parent, and some great old advice from Grandad Misery Guts, even if they grow to hate each other 'they must never break up for the child's sake!!'
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hawaii_bombay 21st-Apr-2012 10:55 pm (UTC)
Ew
crazyventures 21st-Apr-2012 10:55 pm (UTC)
nevar 4get her nasty nudes
raised_eyebrows 21st-Apr-2012 10:56 pm (UTC)
Believe me, I've tried. I still see them every time I close my eyes.
yummyhead2toe 21st-Apr-2012 11:03 pm (UTC)
Everytime you close your eyes, it's like a dark paradise.
lost_vegetation 21st-Apr-2012 11:22 pm (UTC)
whoa dats some fucked up shit
vonlisbon 21st-Apr-2012 10:58 pm (UTC)
tbh I found those to be some of the least-terrible pics of her.
greenscarrf 21st-Apr-2012 11:03 pm (UTC)
omg link plz
flipangel_88 21st-Apr-2012 11:04 pm (UTC)
She has nudes? OMFG :/
slightlyywicked 22nd-Apr-2012 12:53 am (UTC)
they aren't that bad.....
jennitarox 21st-Apr-2012 10:56 pm (UTC)
I can't even believe this happened
soapboxrhetoric 21st-Apr-2012 10:56 pm (UTC)
does she have vag lips on her thigh???
makeit_witchu 21st-Apr-2012 10:59 pm (UTC)
lmao
sweet_children9 21st-Apr-2012 10:59 pm (UTC)
LMAO
bioshe 21st-Apr-2012 11:02 pm (UTC)
It looks like a knife scar.
soapboxrhetoric 21st-Apr-2012 11:03 pm (UTC)
it looks like a pussyyyyyyyyy
buttercup31 21st-Apr-2012 11:03 pm (UTC)
OMG, came here to make the same comment. WTF?
nicholasdee 21st-Apr-2012 11:12 pm (UTC)
its a scar i think. her nudes she has some nasty wound on her leg there that looks festering
babycnessa 21st-Apr-2012 11:19 pm (UTC)
An extra pussy for some extra lovin'.
vivisexion 21st-Apr-2012 11:55 pm (UTC)
ikr wtf's going on there
raised_eyebrows 21st-Apr-2012 10:57 pm (UTC)
I thought for sure Eli Roth was her one true love, though.
babydiego 21st-Apr-2012 11:00 pm (UTC)
please dont remind me
scarletfbl 21st-Apr-2012 11:00 pm (UTC)
Mte. This should be Eli's bb. A travesty.
megedeborch 21st-Apr-2012 11:05 pm (UTC)
match made in heaven
fantasialopez 21st-Apr-2012 11:56 pm (UTC)
They would have named it Blueberry Geldof-Roth and ONTD would have imploded.
zminotaur 22nd-Apr-2012 12:08 am (UTC)
haha omg
minalskare 22nd-Apr-2012 12:20 am (UTC)
lol
lovely_persona 22nd-Apr-2012 01:46 am (UTC)
LOL
hilsongirl 22nd-Apr-2012 02:30 pm (UTC)
lmao
javamonster983 21st-Apr-2012 10:57 pm (UTC)
...that picture
bliting 21st-Apr-2012 10:58 pm (UTC)
poor, poor kid
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chuk_is_dazzled 21st-Apr-2012 11:06 pm (UTC)
mte
lonely_goatherd 22nd-Apr-2012 05:16 am (UTC)
lollllll elton
69love_songs 21st-Apr-2012 10:58 pm (UTC)
v. much doubt there is anybody more annoying on this entire planet.
jigglemypuff 21st-Apr-2012 10:58 pm (UTC)
Tiger Lily seems like the only normal sister, although I know nothing of Fifi.
lillylilacs 21st-Apr-2012 11:04 pm (UTC)
When I was 10 and loved peter pan I wanted to name my daughter Tiger Lily. I can't believe the names they have in this family omg.
noneformethanx According to google this is Fifi21st-Apr-2012 11:20 pm (UTC)
noneformethanx Re: According to google this is Fifi21st-Apr-2012 11:21 pm (UTC)
spittingstars 22nd-Apr-2012 04:12 am (UTC)
God. I remember growing up with the stories about Tiger Lily when she was a newborn. So sad what's happened in her family.
noneformethanx 21st-Apr-2012 10:59 pm (UTC)
12-21-12 really will be the end of the world
scarletfbl 21st-Apr-2012 10:59 pm (UTC)
lol @ that girl's side-eye in the background. Well-deserved.
megedeborch 21st-Apr-2012 10:59 pm (UTC)
Can't wait for them to dress the kid.
fuk_q 21st-Apr-2012 11:00 pm (UTC)
This fucking peasant.

Astala?

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poli_jerk 21st-Apr-2012 11:08 pm (UTC)
LOL A+ gif
deadendqueen16 21st-Apr-2012 11:15 pm (UTC)
OMG LOL
blocaholic 21st-Apr-2012 11:37 pm (UTC)
lmfao
belle_chouette 22nd-Apr-2012 01:13 am (UTC)
lol this gif is killing me
mhfromnh 22nd-Apr-2012 01:57 am (UTC)
oh shit Dorm Ent I love the Jamaican gps.
invisible_cunt 21st-Apr-2012 11:00 pm (UTC)
i met a mummy yesterday
it was rotten and brown and wrapped
misoras 21st-Apr-2012 11:14 pm (UTC)
o

excuse her superior british english
magick_x 21st-Apr-2012 11:01 pm (UTC)
lol flawless title OP
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