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7:44 pm - 04/20/2012

Five Articles (ONTD included) Implying Blake Shelton Caused Adam Levine's Break-Up



Have you guys heard the news? Adam Levine, Maroon 5 frontman and Voice supercoach, is currently in the midst of a long road trip to Splitsville with supermodel girlfriend Anne V(yalitsyna), the two officially announcing their breakup this afternoon. “Adam and I have decided to separate in an amicable and supportive manner,” Ms. V diplomatically offered via statement to People Magazine. “We still love and respect each other as friends. I wish him all the best.” Levine has not yet offered comment, and the reasons behind (and perpetrator of) the breakup remain unknown.
Of course, that has not kept The Internet from speculating, and the consensus opinion has examined the evidence named a likely culprit in the power couple’s dissolution: Voice host and noted homewrecker Blake Shelton. The country star’s bromance—and yes, it’s so like that that we have to actually use That Word to describe it—with NBC co-star Adam Levine has been well-documented, to say the least, so now that Levine’s personal life has gone awry, all eyes are pointed in his direction. To wit, here’s five articles on the situation that implicitly or explicitly finger Blake for the breakup:


MTV. “We hope Levine isn’t suffering from too much heartbreak. Though if he is, he can always turn to fellow “Voice” judge Blake Shelton for a shoulder to cry on. Shelton has joked about their friendship in the past, going as far as to admit wanting to kiss Levine. “

Examiner. “Of course, this [breakup] now leaves Levine available for his bromance with Blake Shelton, immortalized on the cover of and in the current issue of People. Coincidence? You decide.”

Oh No They Didn’t!. “‘Adam and I have decided to separate in an amicable and supportive manner. We still love and respect each other as friends. I wish him all the best,’ Vyalitsyna said in a statement. Hmmm….I think a certain somebody came between them.“

DListed. “Even though Anne V is the epitome of grace and demureness (Exhibit: EVERYTHING), she can not compete with the true holder of Adam Levine’s heart: Oh yes, that’s Blake Shelton saying ‘He doesn’t pull out with me, hunty!’ with his eyes and pucker. So try not to fall over in shock when Blake eventually announces he’s quitting his wife Miranda Lambert. Although, Blake should divorce Miranda for the sole fact that she has huge chunky lowlights in her hair and the year is not 2001.”

WetPaint. “This comes right after Adam and Blake Shelton’s People Magazine cover issue (April 2, 2012) in which the singers joke about how Anne V and Blake’s wife Miranda Lambert are ‘hot for each other.’ No news yet on Adam’s reaction or who broke up with whom.”
The last one is particularly interesting, as it implies not only that Blake might have broken up Adam and Anne V, but that Miranda might want in on Anne V in the ensuing romantic free-for-all. Would this be the craziest romantic partner swap since those two Yankees traded families back in the day? Yes. Yes it would. Fingers crossed!


source: http://popdust.com/2012/04/02/articles-blake-shelton-adam-levine-anne-v-breakup/




Ok, mods, I know this is kind of old and really silly, but I thought it was funny and a few people asked me to post this (and hey, we're mentioned!) 

So let's use this post to discuss the best TV (b)romance, share our favorite Adam/Blake moments, speculate on how long until Adam and Blake make it official, guesstimate how many songs on 'Overexposed' are songs about Adam and thank Xtina for having two half-naked dudes grind on Blake during her performance. 



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acousticmuse 20th-Apr-2012 06:01 pm (UTC)
tbh Adam seems really out of it since the break-up
he's been less vocal on the show and just not himself
poor bb :(
goldengal1193 20th-Apr-2012 06:03 pm (UTC)
Yeah, definitely.
spoiled_water 20th-Apr-2012 06:04 pm (UTC)
Yeah he seems kinda down and even a lil bit angry.
thrillisgone_89 20th-Apr-2012 06:05 pm (UTC)
mte
sandvich 20th-Apr-2012 06:08 pm (UTC)
ia. He's like a ghost of himself.
cigarettelover 20th-Apr-2012 06:17 pm (UTC)
I know :( He was a bit better this week, but he seemed to be on the verge of tears last week.
luvthatdrtywata 20th-Apr-2012 06:36 pm (UTC)
yep. and he seems to be taking it out on his team. he just seems so angry with them. i wonder if they breakup didn't have to do with him not making enough time for her and he blames them?? idk, idk, but he is either ready to cry and scream and it's hard to watch. celebs are usually really good about hiding their emotions on camera but adam just can't do it.
browniecakemix 20th-Apr-2012 07:29 pm (UTC)
That almost endears him further to me, tbh. It's refreshing in a way to have proof that he's human and that what he lost was a real relationship with a girlfriend he actually cared about, you know?
nanewt011 20th-Apr-2012 06:04 pm (UTC)
there, do you feel vindicated now?
ONTD is becoming shawdowy and all Illumanati-ish famous
d00ditsemily 20th-Apr-2012 06:18 pm (UTC)
lolol we were even mentioned in the Huffington Post the other day
babysinclair 20th-Apr-2012 06:51 pm (UTC)
Lynx
hazel_belle 20th-Apr-2012 06:56 pm (UTC)
All we need is a group of insiders in the film industry and we're set.
smolderhotter 20th-Apr-2012 06:06 pm (UTC)
I will never get the people that ship real life people.
chaylay23 20th-Apr-2012 06:09 pm (UTC)
When it's harmless fun, I can understand joining in. When you go as far as to tweet them about it, then I think you've gone too far,
bostongirl2003 20th-Apr-2012 06:12 pm (UTC)
There is a gay storyline on Spartacus and the actors are really awesome about responding to people on Twitter who like the pairing, but now there are weirdos that tried to get them to check out the fanfiction on Tumblr. Soooo much second hand embarrassment.
smolderhotter 20th-Apr-2012 06:22 pm (UTC)
I understand when you like joke about it and all that, but people go too far, they genuinely start shipping them, like writing fanfics, tweeting them, getting over-excited when they smile at each other ....you know what I mean
mellawe 20th-Apr-2012 08:18 pm (UTC)
like the girl who tweeted Chris Colfer about his relationship with Blarren. The reaction was funny
cigarettelover 20th-Apr-2012 06:18 pm (UTC)
One of the reasons I just can't get into the Supernatural fandom.
whitegirlthin 20th-Apr-2012 06:39 pm (UTC)
Or even people that 'ship' fictional characters. So fucking lame and embarrassing.
la_petite_singe 20th-Apr-2012 06:45 pm (UTC)
I think it's really cute and fun until people take it too far. Like, I adore ~McFassy and their interviews together make my life, but when people start actually getting mad that James is married and Fassy's (allegedly) dating Nicole Beharie (YEEESSSS) I'm like "...really, tho." And I can never read srs RPF. It just has to be all about the giggles for me, IDK.

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parker_hallie 20th-Apr-2012 06:54 pm (UTC)
yeah, I can't get my head around it either

I mean, I stumbled across some of it when I was 14 and didn't mind it but later, when I met someone that I had accidentally read fanfiction about, the thought of it really squicked me out
ellaellaeheheh 20th-Apr-2012 08:17 pm (UTC)
sometimes I think, see this people would make a cute couple. fine, that is all I do. I don't even think about it again and all. but ia on the shipping real life people. after tumblr I see that people are really insane.
they make up stories and analyze every single thing. and they are convinced some people are actually together.

its not only annoying but its really weird. honestly, if you think that: kept it to yourself. that is all I want to say.
woollymammoth 20th-Apr-2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
THIS. It's fun to be all "they'd be cute, I'd ship it" but it should never, ever be meant seriously.
thrillisgone_89 20th-Apr-2012 06:07 pm (UTC)
i cannot believe how much i love blake. i had no idea who he was before "the voice," and i hate country music, for the most part. but i love him.
the_bluechannel 20th-Apr-2012 07:45 pm (UTC)
omg this <3
oohasparklie 20th-Apr-2012 10:34 pm (UTC)
Same here. You should see if you can find any clips of him on Chelsea Lately...that's where I first saw him and they are HILARIOUS together.
chaylay23 20th-Apr-2012 06:10 pm (UTC)
I love this bromance. I also love that Blake encourages it. It's competing with Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell.
bostongirl2003 20th-Apr-2012 06:12 pm (UTC)
as if Ryan could ever be good enough for Simon.
chaylay23 20th-Apr-2012 06:14 pm (UTC)
Lol, true. Although, who knows what Simon would say with all the money that Ryan has now.
leperheart 20th-Apr-2012 06:11 pm (UTC)
just as long as adam continues to wear the tight shirts we're good
gramfaernes 20th-Apr-2012 06:12 pm (UTC)
"Although, Blake should divorce Miranda for the sole fact that she has huge chunky lowlights in her hair and the year is not 2001."

rme
ashe_frost 20th-Apr-2012 08:00 pm (UTC)
Yep. Rude and unnecessary.
watchyomouf 20th-Apr-2012 08:05 pm (UTC)
lulz, that had me rollin
shanny_w 20th-Apr-2012 11:45 pm (UTC)
LMAO
clothingaddict 20th-Apr-2012 06:13 pm (UTC)
Wasn't there some other article about how Anne dumped Adam (completely blind-siding him) because she wanted marriage and he wasn't ready to commit? That one sounds a lot more likely than this one lol. But the shippers should be free to ship, I suppose
browniecakemix 20th-Apr-2012 07:32 pm (UTC)
That's such a stupid reason to break up with someone tbh. If you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, why end it just because he's not clamoring to throw the big party as soon as you want to?
clothingaddict 20th-Apr-2012 08:16 pm (UTC)
Well, I did say this reason was more likely, not necessarily that it was better. But ia, it seems like such a harsh way to break up with someone. Like saying, "I know you love me, but I just don't think you love me enough because you won't put a ring on my finger."

It's all speculation tho
xguernica 20th-Apr-2012 08:41 pm (UTC)
ia with you. my bff just broke up with her bf of 5 years because she wants to get married really bad and he has no desire to. she felt like she was being strung along and without that piece of paper he could drop her easier. i see where shes coming from, but he never made it seem that was his intention
bluesforgotten 20th-Apr-2012 09:30 pm (UTC)
ehhh i agree from that side of things. but then, there are a lot of people who are unwilling to do very couple-y things (like share finances or have children or buy a home together) unless they are married, so i think sometimes people stuck in this situation feel like they aren't just putting off a party but a lot of other stuff?

idk that's dependent on the person though of course
emptyobsidian 20th-Apr-2012 09:49 pm (UTC)
I don't really think that was the reason. I think that article jumped on the Stern question about marriage, but from what I hear she wasn't really that into him. I agree that it is a stupid reason though especially since they had been together 1-2 years and not like...12 or something.
kimberwyn 20th-Apr-2012 10:32 pm (UTC)
Not really.
actxappalledx 20th-Apr-2012 06:20 pm (UTC)
Adam and Blake is a 3some I would like to be a part of, not even gonna lie
whitegirlthin 20th-Apr-2012 06:44 pm (UTC)
Girrrl, lbr, that would turn into them fucking each other and forgettng about you ;p
cigarettelover 20th-Apr-2012 06:45 pm (UTC)
That's when you take out the camera you remembered to bring :)
ugly_jacket 20th-Apr-2012 06:47 pm (UTC)
i don't see the problem
tiiara 20th-Apr-2012 06:41 pm (UTC)
lol i love blake and adam's friendship.

blake has definitely gotten better looking with age (and a haircut). man was not cute when 'some beach' came out.
la_petite_singe 20th-Apr-2012 06:43 pm (UTC)
I find them both moderately annoying...but I'd watch the sex tape. God, but that's true of so many damn people for me.
ugly_jacket 20th-Apr-2012 06:47 pm (UTC)
is there some fanfic on this someone can link me to, don't judge me i need some new fic and i can't imagine this isn't out there
cigarettelover 20th-Apr-2012 06:48 pm (UTC)
I found some on tumblr when I was looking for a photo, but I don't trust tumblr fanfic lol. But if you're adventurous, just search the 'shevine' tag there.
la_petite_singe 20th-Apr-2012 06:52 pm (UTC)
Also, I think I had Miranda Lambert mixed up with someone from the Disney Channel. But now I think I like her because I ♥ "Run Daddy Run."
michelleantonia 21st-Apr-2012 09:24 am (UTC)
Miranda's music is AMAZING!
tankmachine 20th-Apr-2012 07:00 pm (UTC)
i ship it so harddd
whoviantrekster 20th-Apr-2012 07:45 pm (UTC)
Please tell me there is fic?
kwikimart 20th-Apr-2012 07:01 pm (UTC)
I hate when people don't refer to ONTD as a community.
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