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8:12 pm - 04/17/2012

Archie becomes Archina



After more than 70 years of gender comedy and never-ending love triangle between Archie, Betty and Veronica, things are going to change in Archie #636, as Sabrina the Teenage Witch takes matters into her own hands and flips everyone into their opposite sex. Girls who like boys who like boys to be girls? Something like that, anyway -- and in an Archie comic, of all places! Concerned Mothers of America, if Kevin Keller made you nervous, this kind of gender swap comedy may drive you to an early grave.

Of course, just because Archie has become Archina (Thankfully, Betty and Ronnie get better alternative names: Billy and... Ronnie) doesn't mean that everything will be different in this brave new gender-swap world: Archina "still can't choose!" between her beaus, according to the variant cover to the issue, and somehow I doubt even gender reassignment will be able to slow down Jughead's appetite. If this plot seems a little familiar, it's not just because of the long tradition of feminizing male comic characters or that you've been looking at fan art for too long; it's because web cartoonist Jess Fink did it first for CA's Valentine's Day celebrations earlier this year.

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javamonster983 18th-Apr-2012 01:17 am (UTC)
God I still love Archie comics so much
brucelynn 18th-Apr-2012 01:18 am (UTC)
Same
sandstorm 18th-Apr-2012 01:23 am (UTC)
Same. There's only so many times they can dress up the same plotline of the kids somehow saving one of Mr.Lodge's new business endeavors.
kingsmere 18th-Apr-2012 02:03 am (UTC)
Me too. I've been reading them since before I could actually read (I'd just look at the pictures back then, tee hee).
sangfwaah 18th-Apr-2012 02:34 am (UTC)
totally read this in Roger's voice
ndru03 18th-Apr-2012 04:11 am (UTC)
I still read them. no shame.
ndru03 18th-Apr-2012 04:11 am (UTC)
also, I think it's the lure of being a teenager forever and the idyllic world of Riverdale... Stephen King wrote an awesome essay about why adults still love Archie comics.
dropitlikepluto 18th-Apr-2012 05:01 am (UTC)
Saaaame. They're such a mindless read but I love it. I don't buy them much anymore because money is tight but sometimes my boyfriend sneaks one into the groceries at the till for me so when I get home I have an Archie surprise lolol
javamonster983 18th-Apr-2012 05:04 am (UTC)
Aww that's so cute! I switch my old ones in and out of bathroom. They are my bathroom reading lolol
lolzerz 18th-Apr-2012 07:22 am (UTC)
me too. i dont even know why anymore.
swissbeauty23 18th-Apr-2012 12:06 pm (UTC)
same
soul_amazinn 18th-Apr-2012 01:18 am (UTC)
I was so obsessed with Archie comics as a kid. lol
ty_slilreject 18th-Apr-2012 02:43 am (UTC)
me too.
theshadowpuppet 18th-Apr-2012 01:19 am (UTC)
But where's gender swap Jughead?

Jughead >>>>>
coldestwinterx 18th-Apr-2012 07:37 am (UTC)
ikr! i want to see pics of Regina and Jugheadina!
sandvich 18th-Apr-2012 01:19 am (UTC)
Genderswap fanart is my favorite thing ever, but sometimes it makes me depressed. I'm pretty sure I'd like most of my favorite shows/movies that have male protagonists even more if they had female protagonists.

Like this!



I love Harry Potter the way it is, but I think I might love it ten billion times more this way.
sandstorm 18th-Apr-2012 01:22 am (UTC)
I love this, I smile every time. Would have really liked Female!Malfoy.
demonsandsongs 18th-Apr-2012 01:24 am (UTC)
other than Girl!Harry's mullet I mean I'd read the crap out of it.
dothecrunge 18th-Apr-2012 01:24 am (UTC)
I kind of love male!Hermione
ionizable 18th-Apr-2012 01:35 am (UTC)
omg, female!snape would have given me nightmares forever
talksleazy 18th-Apr-2012 01:43 am (UTC)
aw shit female fred and george can get it
davejohn 18th-Apr-2012 02:15 pm (UTC)
awesome threesome :D
johnjie 18th-Apr-2012 01:49 am (UTC)
Female Voldemort looks like a total boss, 100x better than actual Voldemort

Love the genderswapped twins, too
landwarinasia 18th-Apr-2012 01:54 am (UTC)
I think about this all the time. I love Adventure Time but watching the genderswap episode almost ruined it for me because I had a taste of what could have been.
__ohthedrama 18th-Apr-2012 02:17 am (UTC)
So basically the trio would be a really smart guy and two (relatively) dumb girls?


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But I love the Fred&George swap though.
byronicheroine 18th-Apr-2012 02:22 am (UTC)
male hermione can get it ... nothing sexier than a man who loves to read.
sessile29 18th-Apr-2012 03:23 am (UTC)
yeah truth

this would have been tons better
chantonii 18th-Apr-2012 12:36 pm (UTC)
OMG Voldemort and the twins! Love it.
greyfilm 18th-Apr-2012 03:11 pm (UTC)
Female Voldemort looks pretty awesome. Who are the people in the middle supposed to be? Harry and Ginny?
hera_bearrra 18th-Apr-2012 01:19 am (UTC)
Betty or Veronica?

Or...Cheryl Blossom?
promisemewings 18th-Apr-2012 01:26 am (UTC)
Cheryl Blossom was such a skank.
ndru03 18th-Apr-2012 04:12 am (UTC)
half of ONTD would've stanned for her and the rest of it would've despised her. calling it rn.
swissbeauty23 18th-Apr-2012 12:06 pm (UTC)
Cheryl Blossom was a bitch
eilonwylovegood 18th-Apr-2012 05:33 am (UTC)
Veronica was always my favourite, and next was Cheryl, and I had a crush on Jason.
sandstorm 18th-Apr-2012 01:21 am (UTC)
I wonder how this Girls Vs. Boys thing will go down. Could we possibly address the 'males can't like feminine things without being called sissies due to the fact that girly has an unfortunate connotation with 'weak' in our culture' or 'Women are not paid the full dollar that males are?'.

Let's get confrontational, Archie Comics!
etoile_amore 18th-Apr-2012 01:21 am (UTC)
what? ew.
jrh19782002 18th-Apr-2012 01:22 am (UTC)
oh my
robertsbox_xo 18th-Apr-2012 01:23 am (UTC)
archie was such a little bitch. i hated him as a kid lol.

team betty/veronica tbh
vanishingbee 18th-Apr-2012 01:24 am (UTC)
oh wow I might buy this

even though I havne't bought archie in like... 15 years.
promisemewings 18th-Apr-2012 01:24 am (UTC)
Archina is fug.

And dead @ Billy and Ronnie's girly ski-jump noses.
vehiclesshockme 18th-Apr-2012 01:25 am (UTC)
Archie is much cuter as a girl.
parisdiorchanel 18th-Apr-2012 01:40 am (UTC)
ia
luxelet 18th-Apr-2012 01:25 am (UTC)
what a weird idea...

in other news i still think betty/reggie should've gotten together instead of that stupid betty/archie/veronica love triangle
andthenwevomit 18th-Apr-2012 01:29 am (UTC)
same here! she can tame his ~wild ways~
kingsmere 18th-Apr-2012 02:04 am (UTC)
Yup. She makes him less of an asshole.
pigeonswerver 18th-Apr-2012 01:26 am (UTC)
Why doesn't everyone turn gay from the genderswap tho? Did Sabrina swap their sexualities around too?
promisemewings 18th-Apr-2012 01:27 am (UTC)
I love the "Archie" bit from Chasing Amy, not even lying.

"Archie and Jughead were lovers."
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