11:46 am - 04/17/2012

The only thing more enigmatic that Christian Grey, the domineering dreamboat at the center of Fifty Shades of Grey (the suburb's favorite new dirty secret), is its author, E L James.
The British wife and mother hasn't spoken with the press very much since her hyper-sexualized tome became the hottest book in America but that changed this morning when she sat down for a brief chat with the Today show.
And it quickly became clear that James is just as flummoxed by the book's success as its detractors, of which there are many. "I'm stunned by its popularity," James said, after admitting there is nothing revolutionary about the book, which she also concedes is not that well-written.
But while she doesn't praise its prose, James did detail just how dedicated she was to scripting this sexual awakening adventure. "I was obsessed. I didn't do anything else for two years," she said. "I was writing all the time."
When talk turned to the book's critics, James said that she believes a dominant/submissive relationship appeals to women because it's very attractive on paper. "I think in real life it's very different. You want someone who does the dishes," she laughed.
"You're in charge of your job, house, you're in charge of your children, you're in charge of getting food on the table – doing all this all of the time, you might want someone to be in charge some of the time."
Or at least E L James did. She calls Fifty Shades of Grey "my midlife crisis," adding that through writing the book she put all her sexual fantasies out into the world. And with more than 250,000 copies sold, it's safe to say she isn't alone.
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wtf is happening?! Is this a really good story and I'm just crazy? Or is the world falling into mediocrity? excuse me while I go weep into my manuscript.
How did this woman get published?!?

The only thing more enigmatic that Christian Grey, the domineering dreamboat at the center of Fifty Shades of Grey (the suburb's favorite new dirty secret), is its author, E L James.
The British wife and mother hasn't spoken with the press very much since her hyper-sexualized tome became the hottest book in America but that changed this morning when she sat down for a brief chat with the Today show.
And it quickly became clear that James is just as flummoxed by the book's success as its detractors, of which there are many. "I'm stunned by its popularity," James said, after admitting there is nothing revolutionary about the book, which she also concedes is not that well-written.
But while she doesn't praise its prose, James did detail just how dedicated she was to scripting this sexual awakening adventure. "I was obsessed. I didn't do anything else for two years," she said. "I was writing all the time."
When talk turned to the book's critics, James said that she believes a dominant/submissive relationship appeals to women because it's very attractive on paper. "I think in real life it's very different. You want someone who does the dishes," she laughed.
"You're in charge of your job, house, you're in charge of your children, you're in charge of getting food on the table – doing all this all of the time, you might want someone to be in charge some of the time."
Or at least E L James did. She calls Fifty Shades of Grey "my midlife crisis," adding that through writing the book she put all her sexual fantasies out into the world. And with more than 250,000 copies sold, it's safe to say she isn't alone.
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wtf is happening?! Is this a really good story and I'm just crazy? Or is the world falling into mediocrity? excuse me while I go weep into my manuscript.
and exactly what Twilight is
let's all wait til we're 40 and try to write a book about all the sex we wish we were having
Bertha Esmeralda and her best friend, Susie Aurora
falling for the handsome Cedar Prince
Edited at 2012-04-17 04:24 pm (UTC)
ba-dum tsss
But you weren't doing an awful lot of thinking.
thehairpin.com/2012/02/romance-novel-sen
I can't believe this is being made into a movie.
..or, Hiddles
MY
GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
It truly is THAT bad. I'll quit reading it after I get to the tampon-scene.
Dat tampon scene....DNW EVER
“How’s my daughter?”
“She’s dancing.” I laugh.
“Dancing? Oh yes! Wow. I can feel her.” He grins as Blip Two somersaults inside me.
“I think she likes sex already.
nope
Edited at 2012-04-17 04:03 pm (UTC)
i just.
i don't understand.
why.
POOORRR QUUUEEE?
FUCK THIS SHIT
I AM OUT
STOP
NIET
NEIN
CEASE AND DESIST
the
fuck
did I just read?
WTF...
Edited at 2012-04-18 02:08 am (UTC)
Which book is this one from?
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
Edited at 2012-04-20 01:36 am (UTC)
what.
lmfao
For the premiere, this same group of women threw a wedding reception AS IF THEY HAD ATTENDED, dress accordingly and went to watch the movie
Some people's children, honestly.
i just...no.
And I was talking about Vampire Diaries with one of my friends one day and her other friend isn't into that sort of stuff - more realistic stuff like Murdoch Mysteries. But then she said that she liked that House of Night series? I just stared at her like... no.
I have read tons of Twilight fanfic shamelessly, and there is some GOOD crap out there if you dig for it. How is that shit not published and this is?!!!! UGH
Edited at 2012-04-17 08:13 pm (UTC)
Embarrassed to be British rn.
That's the least of this book's problems, tho. Which are ALL this: that it is complete shit and an embarrassment to the English language and its readers.
nooooooooooo
This year is supposed to be a year of British Pride...the Olympics, Queenie's Jubilee...but this news has scuppered all that :(
Urgh. I'm embarrassed too.