5:44 pm - 04/13/2012

Britney's Kids Are Out of Control

BRITNEY SPEARS’ sons' out of control are playing with fire as they fool around with cigarettes and lighters as they ape party-hearty parents’ smoking, boozing and cussing!

The wild antics of Sean Preston, 6, and Jayden James, 5, have outraged their dad Kevin Federline, say sources.

“Kevin puts the blame for their bad behavior squarely on Britney,” one insider told The ENQUIRER.

“She doesn’t believe in controlling the kids. Once, they got into her makeup and painted each other and the walls. Rather than discipline them, Britney just threw them out of her room and slammed the door.

“She thinks most of theirantics are just ‘boys being boys,’ and it drives Kevin up the wall. He’s convinced she’s too permissive and is ruining the kids.”

Kevin, 34, has full custody of the two little rascals, but Britney, 30, is allowed to have them three days a week and overnight every other weekend. And that’s when they seem to act up the most, according to the source.

Once, Jayden grabbed a pack of his mother’s cigarettes, and he and Sean pretended to puff away.

“Then Jayden figured out how to use the childproof lighter and actually fired up a smoke,” said the insider. “Meanwhile, Sean has been pretending to smoke since he was 2 and even tried to light a lollipop like a cigarette.

“And the kids mimic their dad’s drinking and staggering around. They’ll swig their milk or juice, slam the glasses down and ask for another ‘shot.’ Then they’ll act drunk, bumping into each other.

They also cuss like sailors, which they must have picked up from their parents.”

Even more disturbing, the free-wheeling youngsters like to play with the candles Britney leaves burning around the house. They seem to be fascinated by fire.

“At a recent family get-together, Kevin wouldn’t let his kids light the barbecue pit, but later they were caught trying to start their own fire with one of Britney’s lighters in their room,” revealed the insider.

“Kevin’s fit to be tied. He says he’s had it with Britney’s ‘lazy mothering.’”

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speedychi 14th-Apr-2012 02:11 am (UTC)
preston is so fierce
bottomofursoul 14th-Apr-2012 02:19 am (UTC)
I don't think it's true.

But I did pretend to smoke when I was a child and no one smoked around me, and I've never smoked, I don't think it means something.
skky95 14th-Apr-2012 02:38 am (UTC)
Used to 'smoke' pretzel sticks tbh
kerrence 14th-Apr-2012 05:23 am (UTC)
and every damn kid pretends they're "smoking" when the weather's cold enough so I can't roll my eyes hard enough at this stuff
kapuki234 14th-Apr-2012 02:21 am (UTC)
so they're regular kids.

yummyhead2toe 14th-Apr-2012 02:22 am (UTC)

My sister and I would get these at the public pool. Lurved them.
xerox78 14th-Apr-2012 02:25 am (UTC)
“And the kids mimic their dad’s drinking and staggering around. They’ll swig their milk or juice, slam the glasses down and ask for another ‘shot.’ Then they’ll act drunk, bumping into each other.

My mother told me that she, her siblings, and their cousins used to do something similar when they were kids. Their grandfather was a Lush with a capital L. They would mix water, vinegar, and baking soda and drink it when it bubbled over. Then they would stagger around. If they drank a lot of the concoction they would "pass out" on the floor. They called it "playing Granddaddy".
xerox78 Must be CSB time14th-Apr-2012 02:55 am (UTC)
My mother also said that she and her siblings used to smoke newspaper. They would get pieces of newspaper, roll them up like cigars, light them on the flame of the gas stove, and puff away.

When my cousin was 1 1/2 or 2, she was standing near an ashtray at our aunt's house. My cousin picked up a butt, put it to her lips, and started blowing.

I remember when I was 11 or 12, my friends and I went to the mall and one of my friends passed the bubble gum cigarettes around the group. We "toasted" our cigarettes and started puffing. This old white lady came walking by and when she saw us (6-7 black girls), she staggered away as fast as her old legs could carry her. I guess she thought we were a gang. The funny thing is, we were sitting around talking about stuff like Barbie and TMNT.
skky95 14th-Apr-2012 02:37 am (UTC)
LOL, okay deadbeat dad.
xerox78 14th-Apr-2012 02:43 am (UTC)
Also, I discovered today that if you put Cheez-Its or some other kind of crackers in liquid nitrogen for a couple of minutes, then eat them, whole clouds of smoke will come out of your mouth. (It's not poisonous.)
autophanous 14th-Apr-2012 02:48 am (UTC)
my sister and I used to 'smoke' with french fries with ketchup on the ends.
epic_cakes 14th-Apr-2012 04:22 am (UTC)
yes! I was once doing this at McDonalds (we were sitting on those stools next to the window) imitating an old guy who was smoking outside and he came in and ruffled my hair and said something in Japanese before wandering off to buy something. I would have been 7 or 8.
screwhim 14th-Apr-2012 03:02 am (UTC)
These sound like kids I can actually stand.
portableairport 14th-Apr-2012 03:10 am (UTC)
this is a really qt fanfic
andisprohi 14th-Apr-2012 03:21 am (UTC)
They sound like the kids in Talladega Nights
toetappinbeat 14th-Apr-2012 03:32 am (UTC)
Bitch, please.
prophecypro 14th-Apr-2012 03:33 am (UTC)
Kids...although Britney's parenting has been questioned for awhile by the public and media.
loosedefense 14th-Apr-2012 05:19 am (UTC)
lol they're pretending the stick on their lollipop is a cigarette because they're both white in color; they zoom through their food and drinks with barely any thought to making sure it goes down properly; and they experimented with the items around them in a child's quest to explore the world through touching and playing.

Are we really going to call them bad for doing what children are SUPPOSED to be doing as they grow up?
prophecypro 14th-Apr-2012 05:21 am (UTC)
I said people and the media have always critized her parenting skills, not me.
im_shellfish 14th-Apr-2012 05:09 am (UTC)
I totally forgot about this, but you just reminded me that I used to get those cigarettes with gum on the inside from the candy store when I was little, lmao.
loosedefense 14th-Apr-2012 05:22 am (UTC)
holidayy 14th-Apr-2012 08:25 am (UTC)
Lol me too. One time I stuffed my shirt with a lot of tissue and pretended I had big jugs in front of my dad and this women passed by in her car and mouthed WHAT THE FUCK??
lushieaciid 14th-Apr-2012 04:36 am (UTC)
oh hey any other rumors you wanna start?
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