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3:08 pm - 04/11/2012

Joss Whedon Weighs in on Buffy vs. The Avengers‘ Natasha Romanoff



Joss Whedon has been out and about promoting two movies (Cabin in the Woods and The Avengers), but that doesn't mean he's too busy to send some love Buffy the Vampire Slayer's way. When asked who would win in a fight between the teenage vamp killer and the Avengers' Natasha Romanoff (played in the movie by Scarlett Johansson's wig), the Buffy creator responded in awesome detail:

Buffy would go easy at first, but as soon as Natasha popped her with a Widow Sting, she'd start bringing some slayer brawn to the fray. Natasha's fast, but a couple of good connects and she's wobbling, possibly something broken — she whips out her glock and now Buffy's dodging — right where Natasha wants her. Natasha shoots the cable holding the steel barrels and they tumble onto Buffy, nearly burying her — Buffy just arcs out of the way, grabbing the splintered cable and swinging directly onto Natasha, a bullet grazing her cheek as her feet land hard on the Russian's shoulders, sending her back flat — crack! — on the floor, Buffy wrenching the gun away and tossing it, fist ready for the final strike. Natasha, struggling to stay conscious, says the fight's over. Buffy agrees, but Natasha explains: She poisoned Buffy hours ago. That waitress that brought her salad …? Natasha smiles. The poison is dormant — 'til it's activated by adrenaline. Buffy's eyes narrow. "Too bad I didn't use any." Wham! Natasha's out for the count, and Buffy's heading — slowly — to Willow for a mystical cleanse.

Never bet against Buffy. Even if you kill her, she'll always come back.


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cherisheddesire 11th-Apr-2012 10:13 pm (UTC)
keep milking it whedon
greenfairy_87 11th-Apr-2012 10:13 pm (UTC)
Both flawless women.
Photobucket
onyxobsidian 11th-Apr-2012 10:14 pm (UTC)
Ugh, even to this day it's amazing how beautiful the Chrysler building is.
abordantoinette 11th-Apr-2012 10:29 pm (UTC)
I totally agree! That building and st patrick's cathedral always make me go a little starry-eyed
andthenwevomit 11th-Apr-2012 11:20 pm (UTC)
lmao
endingonfire 11th-Apr-2012 10:32 pm (UTC)
omg get in me
watchsnowfall 11th-Apr-2012 10:53 pm (UTC)
THIS GIF GIVES ME UNCOMFORTABLE FEELINGS
714daze 11th-Apr-2012 10:14 pm (UTC)
Faith would kill both. And Cordelia better than all.
pastelstar 11th-Apr-2012 10:41 pm (UTC)
I like the way you think.
henryevil 11th-Apr-2012 10:14 pm (UTC)
They would have no reason to fight each other smh
likegunfire 11th-Apr-2012 10:14 pm (UTC)
omfg he is so fucking annoying

love everything he makes though <3
germaricanmix 11th-Apr-2012 10:15 pm (UTC)
lol did Whedon just write cross over fan fiction?
vicariousfacade 11th-Apr-2012 10:17 pm (UTC)
LOL ANIMORPHS
onyxobsidian 11th-Apr-2012 10:19 pm (UTC)
Wait what? What did Joss have to do with Animorphs?
moonsenorita 11th-Apr-2012 10:23 pm (UTC)
THIS.
tiddlywinks103 11th-Apr-2012 11:22 pm (UTC)
Right?

katiese93 11th-Apr-2012 10:17 pm (UTC)
Yas, I've been re watching Buffy and still love it like before.

I just watched the episode after her mom died, it still pisses me off when Xander tells Spike to leave. I think Spike was the only one who really loved her mom and cared about her tbh.
megedeborch 11th-Apr-2012 10:19 pm (UTC)
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nschlongbottom 11th-Apr-2012 10:24 pm (UTC)
The best part is when Spike is going to go kill Buffy but he finds her crying so he just sits down next to her. rip my shipper heart<3
browniecakemix 11th-Apr-2012 10:25 pm (UTC)
I wouldn't say "the only one" tbh but it did really break my heart because we could all see that he had so much genuine affection for Joyce.
katiese93 11th-Apr-2012 10:26 pm (UTC)
You're right, wrong wording. But I mean he had a connection with Joyce none of them had.
fauxkaren 11th-Apr-2012 10:37 pm (UTC)
Not the only one, but yeah. Spike had a lot of genuine affection for Joyce.
falloutbi 11th-Apr-2012 11:13 pm (UTC)
Oh bless Spike's mommy issues and how it lead to him loving Joyce just as much (if not more) than the scoobies
hemsworth 12th-Apr-2012 12:26 am (UTC)
spike and joyce were my favorite. she was so sweet and he cared so fucking much for her
starchain 12th-Apr-2012 11:38 am (UTC)
It breaks my heart every single time Spike is rejected by someone after trying. He made so much effort.
megedeborch 11th-Apr-2012 10:17 pm (UTC)
"Too bad I didn't use any."

N'aww, Buffy, this is why I will always love you!
wonderwomanhero 11th-Apr-2012 10:22 pm (UTC)
But why tho?...they are both cool in their own right.

And then Buffy staked Edward. The end.
fuskeez 12th-Apr-2012 01:38 am (UTC)
I wore that shirt yesterday!
robertsbox_xo 11th-Apr-2012 10:22 pm (UTC)
lmao this is awesome idec
caitiecait 11th-Apr-2012 10:24 pm (UTC)
Sweet fanfic, Whedon.
el_natural 11th-Apr-2012 10:53 pm (UTC)
You are a genius.
insomniachobs 11th-Apr-2012 10:27 pm (UTC)
Buffy has kicked plenty of highly trained secret agent ass before. She'd win easy
abordantoinette 11th-Apr-2012 10:31 pm (UTC)
truth.
missile 12th-Apr-2012 01:17 am (UTC)
YES
endingonfire 11th-Apr-2012 10:34 pm (UTC)
Just here for the forever fabulous Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sacrlett and the fabulous head bitches they play.


Also, I was a puddle on the floor at the new Loki clip. You could drown a toddler in my panties, etc. mmmmm
sometimes_mbv 11th-Apr-2012 10:35 pm (UTC)
i dont care for any fanfic. except for dair. or danota.
endingonfire 11th-Apr-2012 11:05 pm (UTC)
except for dair. or danota.

be less perfect plz.
sometimes_mbv 12th-Apr-2012 08:15 am (UTC)
i knew you were perfection as well. watching gossip girl these days with dair all the way gives me life, no jokes.
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