11:23 pm - 04/10/2012

Jenelle is Off the Reefer & Away From Keiffer But Now She's Doing The Acid & Dating Some Ass Kid.

Trouble continues for Teen Mom 2's resident wild child Jenelle Evans, whose new motto seems to be, “Turn on, tune in, drop out.” Tori Rhyne, a close pal of the Oak Island, North Carolina native, tells this week’s Star magazine exclusively that Evans has been dabbling in LSD use, "thinking it helps her, but it really doesn’t.“ She does it a lot -- she fell in love with it,” Rhyne tells Star. “It’s just a little sheet that she puts on her tongue and waits for it to hit her: Then she gets all weird.” Evans -- who also indulges in vices including Ecstasy tablets, Xanax, Adderall and alcohol -- is currently being drug tested for marijuana as a condition of her probation. Still, Rhyne says it’s just a matter of time before she lights up again. “After she gets off, she’s going to smoke a big blunt, that’s what she told me,” Tori says, adding the one thing Evans isn’t putting much thought toward is getting back custody of her baby son, of whom the court has temporarily awarded custody of to her mother Barbara. “She’s only worried about getting off probation, so she can smoke weed!” Rhyne claims. Jenelle’s lawyer Dustin Sullivan told Star, “The allegations against my client are absolutely false.”

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Heyah we go agin! I friggin had it dis time Juh-nelle! Errytime I turn around ya gittin intah trouble. I think ya finally gut ya life back on track an ya staht friggin runnin out droppin da acid wit ya boyfran. Meanswhiles I'm at home taking cah of ya son. An ya know I ain't gut no help cuz ya stepfatha run off wit dat Hootahs girl. Ya tryna give me a haht attack or sumpin? Put me en uh early grave? Den who will look afta Jace an pick ya up from da rehab wit delicious hambuhgas? I sweayah tah gawd Juh-nelle, ya neva gonna git custadee of ya son if ya keep actin this dis, runnin round like ya ain't gut a friggin cah in da whuld.
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sometimes_mbv 11th-Apr-2012 08:18 am (UTC)
and i thought she didn't do any drugs apart from pot after seeing that teen mom ep where she didnt like at all that her boyfriend was doing lines, how naive i am.
sometimes_mbv 11th-Apr-2012 04:08 pm (UTC)
lmao, i understand that but you don't get all offended because your boyfriend was doing lines with a friend. maybe what really upset her os that he didn't do them with her.
pseudovirus 11th-Apr-2012 08:24 am (UTC)
here for OP's commentary <3
erraticxemotion 11th-Apr-2012 08:52 am (UTC)
Oh Barbara <3
d00ditsemily 11th-Apr-2012 12:12 pm (UTC)
dead at the commentary, holy shit.
myxwill 11th-Apr-2012 12:26 pm (UTC)
Omg this commentary. Teen mom 1 had saint baltierra dropping all of these pearls of advice. Teen mom 2 has queen babs, with her accent full of win.
kaylaistattooed 11th-Apr-2012 01:09 pm (UTC)
So sick of this basic bitch omg.
bent_ley 11th-Apr-2012 01:11 pm (UTC)
i believe this. tori was her best partying friend before jenelle put her on blast on twitter
tigermilk 11th-Apr-2012 01:26 pm (UTC)
sundayromancee 11th-Apr-2012 01:31 pm (UTC)
Does this young mother suffer from manic depression? Or some personality disorder? Any time I read about her or get the opportunity to watch her, her behaviors emits instability... Emotionally. It is recognizable, borderline or bipolar. Does anyone here know?
iluvkidnappers 11th-Apr-2012 01:54 pm (UTC)
came in just to comment on the flawfree title
apothecaries 11th-Apr-2012 04:30 pm (UTC)
Lock her up! Get her mom therapy! etc.
snitchster 11th-Apr-2012 06:15 pm (UTC)
i love reading posts about jenelle in barbaras accent
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