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i feel on my bike

I slid down some icy steps outside of my office building in December but no one saw.

fell on a bike trail trying to cross a stream filled with rocks. one witness. dude I'm hooking up with. he stood at the top of the hill laughing and pointing at me. :(

Just today, actually. My mom, and some guy just jogging by. Hurt my butt, cracked a rib, nbd.

Edited at 2012-04-09 10:31 pm (UTC)

I slipped on wet pavement at a light rail station and landed right on my ass in front of 50ish people. So graceful...

lol I slipped on some snow/ice half a block from my house a couple of months ago and a group of hot guys saw and came up to help and it was so embarrassing I just ran away. I took the long way home just so I wouldn't have to see them again, which was going around 3 blocks instead of just coming up half a block again.

About 2 weeks ago in cross walk of a mall parking lot. it just rained and my shoes had no traction, my best friend saw and probably some people driving by. She screamed really loud and thought i broke my leg or something

i fell after doing a gnarly hike a few days ago, i was steps away from our campsite and my foot hit a hole and my ankle rolled, i fell on my knees and hands it was hilarious

like a couple of years ago on the way to college i slipped on a part of icy road and a bunch of youths turned and lold at me as i just lay motionless thinkin bout death

fell over and somehow walked into a wall in the process

not my best day

Someone's dog ran into me and I fell to the ground about 2 weeks ago in front of ~100 people.

Two weeks ago someone called me from afar and I turned my head and walked straight into a fucking wall in the middle of school on a break. People are still laughing.

I fell in the middle of street trying to run across it. I could have been hit by a car but he saw me fall and slowed his car. I got up and ran to the median. It could have ended badly.

the last time i fell while outside I was in the woods a few feet away from the big hole I had fallen into the day before while blitzen on ambien. faceplanted and broke my glasses.

no witnesses though. there weren't any witnesses on the fall the day before either. @_@ almost impaled myself on a big dead branch thing. i'm actually pretty lucky.




i've fallen in front of people though. lots of people. like 5+ years ago I got all tangled up in my art supplies while leaving my art class at community college and tripped against the sidewalk and fell forward.

another time I got tangled up in my art supplies AND the door of the bus I was exiting, and went spilling out onto the sidewalk. it was a city bus at 4pm so it was pretty much full of teenagers, and they all lol'd... only the driver asked if I was ok.

I middle school. This guy who liked me threw his chip bag on the ground, and since he was the bane of my existence, I picked up the bag and tried to stuff it down his shirt, only to faceplant in the process.

On ice before getting on a bus two winters ago. There was just my Dad (and anyone in the bus who happened to be looking out and towards the back of the bus)

Oh, wait, no, the last time was last year. I fell right onto my knee because I wasn't looking when I got off the train platform. skid like 3 feet on ice. There was only one person around, but he was walking right behind me, so it was really awkward.

i fell on my hands and knees right infront of the entrance of a busy grocery store last week. i wanted to die. i have no idea who saw, prob a few people.

About 30 minutes ago.
2 - my friend and a store worker. Goddamn.

a dog clotheslined me with a leash
it gave me like 1st degree ropeburns on the back of my knees and scarred them
i also hit my head on the ground pretty hard, but at least it was on sand. but then the sand got in the burns.
it was a huge FML moment, like probably 6 people were around to probably see it. i know 3 for sure saw it.

I faceplanted down a flight of stairs in 2003. My sister and my niece saw.

I almost slipped down the stairs in my school's academic building a couple weeks ago

no one saw thank god

i was getting dropped off in the morning in high school, and we'd had a snow storm that weekend. i guess nobody salted the sidewalk, cause i took one step out of my mom's car, and i fell right to my knees. i guess the cars behind me saw? i just tried to laugh it off and walk into the building.

a lot of times I almost fall by my ankle twisting but I never go down.

but falling down? It was a few years ago I was walking up stairs and I was trying to avoid the person coming down (my sandals had no grip) and I slipped forward and went down on my right arm and knee. I quickly shot back up and kept on going.

Like a year ago, it was during the massive snowfall last winter and I was chasing my dog and fell flat on my face. Not to many witnesses just my stepdad who is the best at not letting things go.

i was riding my bike on wet gravel and the tyre slid, it fell on top of me and i skidded on my leg cos of the speed/momentum of the bike i guess. people started screaming haha but i was like ~its cool thanks for worrying~ cycled off and then had a little silent pain cry! i had glass and gravel stuck in my leg and my jeans had ripped :( styled it out tho.

Back in my old neighborhood. I was going to work one day and it was winter. I think it was the winter of 2010-2011. I was walking along, then suddenly my legs flew up out from under me and I hit my back and butt on the icy ground. Invisible, thin ice.

It hurt for a few days, but there was only one guy who saw it happen. I told him I was okay and then got up....painfully.

The last time I fell though, I went down about 6-7 steps ankle first a couple of months ago. Twisted that. Both foot and ankle hurt for a week.

Dec 2009, slipped on some black ice in front of a apartment complex couple doors down from my home. I passed out from the pain and when I came to I was sitting on a bench, my fiance calling an ambulance and a total stranger checking my pupils and leg.

Got my first ambulance ride ever, and it took two days to find out if my ankle was broken or sprained because it was so swollen. (super bad sprain)

Very dramatic.

I was chasing after a stray dog in the rain (lol). I stepped in a very well hidden hole in the lawn and slipped but caught myself, and then with my left leg I stepped in ANOTHER hole and wiped out.

My mom saw and some dude driving by stopped his car and got out to see if I was alright lol.

TBH I'd rather someone see and help then see and do NOTHING ABOUT IT ;_;

Today, well I didn't fall flat on the ground but I stumbled over the side walk and a woman asked me if I was okay.

I am really clumsy so I fall or stumbled at least once a week, my hips and legs are covered in mysterious bruises.

Well it wasn't the last time, but a few years ago I attempting to walk, in heels, from my then bfs car to his house. We had just come back from the bar and I was drunk as a motherfucker and the path leading to his house was just a sheet of ice. So naturally I took one step and then fell on my ass. Got up, took two steps, fell on my ass. Got up, took another step, fell. It got to the point where I couldn't even stand up so I ended up having to crawl on my hands and knees into his house. He kept trying to help me but for some reason (drunk) I wouldn't let him. He was laughing so hard he nearly peed his pants.

Edited at 2012-04-10 12:00 am (UTC)

on Saturday I was walking with my boyfriend and his friend, and I didn't realize the sidewalk had ended and fell. :( No idea how many people saw but someone across the street yelled "are you okay?" to me hahaha

I fell down on the way to California Chicken cafe in santa monica in front of a park :| like, I slid forward and fell FLAT I hurt my hands, knees and CHIN lol

It was years ago, I fell in front of the biggest mall of my city.

Last time I fell in public was when I arrived at my birthday dinner, I was wearing heels and a body con dress, fortunately no one saw!! That I know of...

One time I tripped over a gate latch on the ground and went flying like three feet I swear. THAT was embarrassing.

I've slipped and fallen in the snow a lot too.

While i was in jerusalem on a tour like a week ago ..we stopped by some museum and it had these steps to sit on and i sat on the very top..when we were done and i was coming down my leg got caught in between a step and my leg just came down..lol thank god someone was in front of me and kinda broke my fall..the next morning tho i woke up with a huge bruise on the side of my knee and my shin Oucheyy.

Edited at 2012-04-10 01:21 am (UTC)

friday

0 witnesses, thank god

i was walking my dogs and i tripped on this uneven sidewalk. fell on my hands and knees and skinned them :( first time i've fallen in a reallllyyyy long time.

i dunno if this counts as i was drunk but a month ago i was going clubbing and slipped on a spilled drink and scraped my arm on a chair.. for the next 20 minutes i claimed that the scrape on my arm was gonna bleed profusely

i fell walking into the gas station cause i tripped on the curb lol i'd say like, 4 ppl in the parking lot saw, but prob more cause cars on the road might have caught it, too

Fell on my ass in the parking lot of our old apartment back in December. Nobody saw, thank god.

i fell while working (i was a canvasser for a political party during an election period) and i was looking for numbers on these houses in this development where there was all this construction going on, and stepped on this huge chunk of mud and went doooown in a burning ring of fire. totally skinned my knee and my ankle was so sore the next day, ugh. oh and thankfully no one saw bc only like 5 houses had ppl in them

Edited at 2012-04-10 08:17 am (UTC)

lol and oh one time in high school i fell OFF the bus, like skipped all the stairs, fell on pavement, skinned my knee (a big piece of skin was hanging off, should have gotten stitches tbh), ripped my jeans, broke the handle on my trumpet case (lol) and my friend saw and told everyone. oh man.

oh and my MOTHER was the bus driver, and she didn't even notice

Let me set the setting...

I'm wearing flip flops and it was sprinkling rain (yes, disastrous combo already but it gets better). My house has a metal partition between the front door and carpeting inside. I had just finished grocery shopping and accepted the challenge of making one trip with two arm loads of groceries. I stepped right on the metal partition and took a slide and landed with all of my weight on my knee. I dropped practically all the bags and immediately shrieked and cried (it fucking hurt). I don't know who saw but I live on a base with nosey wives so who knows who was peering out their window...

About 4 years ago. Flew of a 4-wheeler. My six-year-old cousin was driving. No witnesses.

Was pretty awesome, tbh. I landed on some alfalfa, I think.