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6:06 pm - 04/08/2012

Leo's Lookin' for Love...but has a 22 year old model girlfriend.

Leonardo DiCaprio has a new interview with The Sun. It’s one of those bizarrely-written pieces that The Sun is getting famous for – like, they just accumulate all of the quotes from a celebrity in an interview, and put it together like a first-person essay. I only hooked onto this piece because Leo is kind of making his dude-issues front and center. Meaning that he spends a lot of time talking about the main woman in his life: his momma. Now, I don’t hate momma’s boys as a general rule. And Leo does detail his mother’s lifelong struggles and why she’s the main woman in his life, and some of it is rather sweet. But he also talks about girlfriends and what “turns him on” in a woman, and it becomes increasingly clear that Leo isn’t going to be settling down any time soon, and why would he? He will never find a woman as awesome as his mom. Maybe he doesn’t realize it?


Leo on his mom: “My mom, Irmelin, taught me the value of life. Her own life was saved by my grandmother during World War Two. When she was a toddler a broken leg had landed her in a German hospital. Refugees and soldiers were also in the hospital and she ended up contracting several major illnesses and stayed for two and a half years. My grandmother (Helene, who died in 2008, aged 93) came every day and nursed her back to health — the nurses did not have time. They basically left her for dead. When you see a picture of her, it’s heartbreaking. It brings tears to my eyes knowing what she has been through in her life. I have a picture, her first photograph, with this tiny little skirt. She is emaciated with a big belly. She had a belly full of worms.”

Parental guidance: “You do need parental guidance and I was in a great position with both my mum and dad. They split when I was a baby but even though I stayed with my mom they were both very much involved in my upbringing. It means I can enjoy wide interests. It made me want to travel, scuba dive, collect art, take classes in art and every place I travel I check out the museums. I have enjoyed watching wildlife in Africa and South America, far from Hollywood. My mom also taught me to get everything in perspective. I never got to the point when I was mean and cruel to people.”

He’s a clown for hire: “”I realize that I do not change the course of history. I am an actor, I do a movie, that’s the end of it. You have to realize we are just clowns for hire. After I had success it was great, at first, not to worry about money. It was on my mind when I was growing up. Just being able to buy my grandmother some scarves she wanted and not have to think about it was a sign of good times. It sounds corny but it gave me happiness at the time.”

Leo’s loves: “My first love? Boy, I don’t even remember. I suppose if I’d found my true love I would be married right now, wouldn’t I?”

Leo‘s turnoffs: “Pretentious women really turn me off. Vindictive women, too. So do opportunistic women. I think what turns me on about a girl is what most men find attractive — which is something genuine about them. Being a good person.”

He did Titanic because of Kate Winslet: “Titanic? I would love to say I predicted it would be one of the biggest hits in film history. I didn’t — and wondered whether I should do it at all. I resisted it for a long time because I had been offered the film Boogie Nights (about the 1970s porn industry, a role finally taken by Mark Wahlberg). The fact that Kate Winslet said “yes” was the final decider. She was awesome. We were definitely shoulders for each other to lean on. We had to be partners on the film. All the complaining in the world was done between us two, so we did not have to vent it on anyone else. But I am so glad to be part of that movie. Years from now, people will still be watching that film. I am part of something historical, in a lot of ways. It gave me so many opportunities, as an actor, to steer the course of my own destiny. I was able to take both my mother and grandmother to the world premiere of Titanic in London — one of my proudest moments.”

[From The Sun]

So even though he’s dating someone – 22-year-old Erin Heatherton – he won’t call her a “true love” and Leo gives the impression that he’s still waiting for lightning to strike. If you were Erin, wouldn’t this be a signal that you’re his “Just For Now” Girl? As for Leo’s turnoffs – pretension, viciousness, opportunism…? And of course, you have to be genuine. A genuine supermodel, that is. Does Leo even believe what he’s shilling?

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SOURCE Oldish article is oldish, but I didn't see it posted. Forgive me, if it has. :\

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gee_wa 8th-Apr-2012 09:08 pm (UTC)
That fucking gif!
One day, Leo. One day, bb.
bee_xx3 8th-Apr-2012 09:09 pm (UTC)
mte
burning_disco 8th-Apr-2012 11:42 pm (UTC)
Fuck. He was so hot in that movie (your icon)
sevenwitches 9th-Apr-2012 01:19 am (UTC)
unf tbh
theshadowpuppet 8th-Apr-2012 09:18 pm (UTC)
your icon is so adorable
malarkiness 8th-Apr-2012 09:23 pm (UTC)
it always hurts my heart a little, ngl
lcacbc 8th-Apr-2012 09:28 pm (UTC)
I usually don't care for him, but he looks so sad :'(
gramfaernes 8th-Apr-2012 09:32 pm (UTC)
That gif always makes me want to hug him. Poor bb.
emmapcz 8th-Apr-2012 09:36 pm (UTC)
anyone who thinks it's funny is HEARTLESS tbh
floetcist 8th-Apr-2012 09:58 pm (UTC)
I saw that on Tumblr. Oh my God, all the Leo/Oscar stuff they have there :P:
grotesque_xxx 8th-Apr-2012 11:06 pm (UTC)
he look's like to gonna cry
chuckisfuckis 8th-Apr-2012 09:09 pm (UTC)
He's never going to find the one, is he?
limalemon 8th-Apr-2012 10:05 pm (UTC)
Not when he keeps dating the same type of women...
skky95 9th-Apr-2012 01:48 am (UTC)
IKR, not that I personally know any of them but he seems incredibly shallow when it comes to his taste. And they all keep getting younger!
hrdtxpln 9th-Apr-2012 03:28 am (UTC)
Is it weird when guys have a type?
hannah_win 8th-Apr-2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
This, lol.
destructo_ray 8th-Apr-2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
lol
lucillebluth 8th-Apr-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)
omg ur icon above mine

otp tbh
lucillebluth 8th-Apr-2012 09:14 pm (UTC)
she's way too good for him tho
maroontalic 8th-Apr-2012 09:15 pm (UTC)
ugh this
gee_wa 8th-Apr-2012 09:15 pm (UTC)
Her boyfriend rn is called Ned Rock n' Roll ffs.
SAVE HER, LEO!
dorcasgailen 8th-Apr-2012 09:20 pm (UTC)
if only she was younger, blonder, and less witty.
must_go_faster 8th-Apr-2012 09:23 pm (UTC)
yall ontd ppl need to get over ur obsession with this couple~ (and ur desperate delusions when it comes to an *NSYNC reunion)
withoutyoursmil 8th-Apr-2012 09:24 pm (UTC)
ew, kate is so much better than that
nicolesnitchie 8th-Apr-2012 09:35 pm (UTC)
ew god no
spacebound09 8th-Apr-2012 09:38 pm (UTC)
I hope you're jocking
lickety_split 8th-Apr-2012 09:58 pm (UTC)
Maybe like 10 years ago, but she can do better nowadays.
bloolikejazz 8th-Apr-2012 10:34 pm (UTC)
i love him but relationship wise she's kinda too good for him
riookierin 8th-Apr-2012 10:44 pm (UTC)
Ikr?
pushpoplove 8th-Apr-2012 10:51 pm (UTC)
YAS

title or description
josiefier 8th-Apr-2012 11:38 pm (UTC)
Even if I hadn't JUST gotten back from Titanic I'd be screaming: THIS!!
rubyboots 8th-Apr-2012 09:10 pm (UTC)
That gif :( Poor bb.
liberateourtime 8th-Apr-2012 09:10 pm (UTC)
Pretentious women really turn me off. Vindictive women, too. So do opportunistic women.

Sounds like somebody's had some shitty dating experiences.
bee_xx3 8th-Apr-2012 09:12 pm (UTC)
I wonder which one Blake is
lovelylaura23 8th-Apr-2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
Opportunist, I think.
ch33rylips 8th-Apr-2012 09:14 pm (UTC)
opportunistic women.
gee_wa 8th-Apr-2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
I'd put money on Gisele as Miss Vindictive.
noted 8th-Apr-2012 09:32 pm (UTC)
all 3
enid_keaner 8th-Apr-2012 09:51 pm (UTC)
You know damn well she's opportunistic.
jeveuxmacaron 8th-Apr-2012 09:29 pm (UTC)
or like he's one of those 'nice guys'
h0tfuss 8th-Apr-2012 09:46 pm (UTC)
Either that or it could be the sort of stuff that guys are socialized to say about girls who annoy them in minor ways. Sort of like, "Oh, I just don't want a relationship right now," which could be said by anyone who happens to not be in one at the moment. It's not a revelation.

idk, a lot of times when guys use certain buzzy words to describe girls, they're criticizing behaviors that girls only engage in as a reaction to things the guys did first.
mortoeroe 9th-Apr-2012 12:59 am (UTC)
it's funny because he's always come off as super pretentious to me.
gee_wa 8th-Apr-2012 09:11 pm (UTC)
It's nice to hear him say that stuff about Titanic.
I always got the feeling he sort of resented the movie and the hype.
spillvegas 8th-Apr-2012 09:11 pm (UTC)
pshhh
erin is flaw-free
she went to my high school
i mean like years before me but still
bee_xx3 8th-Apr-2012 09:12 pm (UTC)
He hasn't hit 40 yet right?
Leo stop this barely-out-of-teens supermodel infatuation please and let me love your bloated self.
regi_veggie 8th-Apr-2012 09:39 pm (UTC)
lol at bloated self
lovepollution 8th-Apr-2012 09:56 pm (UTC)
Leo stop this barely-out-of-teens supermodel infatuation please and let me love your bloated self.

Someone in another Leo post commented he looks like an Angry Bird these days, can't unsee.
labellavitaaa 9th-Apr-2012 01:43 pm (UTC)
Lmfao he does!!!!
bloolikejazz 8th-Apr-2012 10:35 pm (UTC)
dead
genbu_no_miko24 8th-Apr-2012 09:12 pm (UTC)
Oh that gif of Leo

alacrities 8th-Apr-2012 09:14 pm (UTC)
ikr? i don't know how people can laugh at it, it breaks my heart.
loverelapse 8th-Apr-2012 09:18 pm (UTC)
because it's funny tbh
phillymademe 8th-Apr-2012 09:22 pm (UTC)
that gif cracks me up every time i see it.
winniechili 8th-Apr-2012 09:28 pm (UTC)
An actor not getting an award breaks your heart? I mean, maybe I'd understand if it was for some deeply moving, affecting, transcendent piece of cinema. But no, he lost for that piece of shit J. Edgar.
ellie_andrews 8th-Apr-2012 09:19 pm (UTC)
He looks like a sad puppy.
superhetoric 8th-Apr-2012 09:20 pm (UTC)
what's the context? why is it sad?
hannah_win 8th-Apr-2012 09:12 pm (UTC)
I ship him and Kate so much.
alacrities 8th-Apr-2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
i don't even care about the fact that he only dates models, but surely he can date one that isn't as basic as erin heatherton??

also, i know it's cheesy, but i kind of hope that he'll settle down with a girl that's like a teacher or something tbh lol.
rogue 8th-Apr-2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
no way girl, he is the king of basicness when it comes to selecting female partners. i just googled a picture of heather and could not distinctly tell her apart from the bars (there was one girl he dated that looked identical to bar, im not joking) and blakes. hope is lost there.
gee_wa 8th-Apr-2012 09:20 pm (UTC)
He def has a very definite type, and it's so vanilla.
alacrities 8th-Apr-2012 09:22 pm (UTC)
mmm i don't agree tbh. he dated gisele, and even though i don't find her to be super beautiful, gisele is gisele! i like bar too for some reason.

though i agree that they all tend to look similar, and he needs to break out of that. he should let me pick non-basic models for him.
winegums 8th-Apr-2012 11:11 pm (UTC)
GISELE though bb, that bad bitch queen is so far from basic (she deserved better than him tho, and looks like she's got it).

After her, it's been a series of downgrades for Leo, younger and more basic every time.
calcified 8th-Apr-2012 09:41 pm (UTC)
Erin is a really lovely girl. She seems to get along really well with Leo's friends too.
evrythingisrent 9th-Apr-2012 01:43 am (UTC)
He seems to be under the same impression that all the guys around here are that tall skinny and blonde is the only way kind of beautiful there is.
m_e_h7 8th-Apr-2012 09:14 pm (UTC)
I just want to hug him in that gif. bb <3
dicklerlikewhoa 8th-Apr-2012 09:14 pm (UTC)
"The way of the future."
vicariousfacade 9th-Apr-2012 07:12 am (UTC)
Show me all the blueprints
maroontalic 8th-Apr-2012 09:15 pm (UTC)
lol that gif. poor leo.
_beka 8th-Apr-2012 09:15 pm (UTC)
Just get with Kate!
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