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itsalanisbitch 7th-Apr-2012 09:41 am (UTC)
i wanna have drunk sex
kydeon 7th-Apr-2012 09:56 am (UTC)
I hovered over the link, recognized the website, and am scared to click.
spillvegas 7th-Apr-2012 09:58 am (UTC)
idk how i just found this website for the first time today, but i did. the "celebrity stories" section is like, beyond FF.net crazy. like there's this kanye/jay-z story that like traumatized me
hwb_bish 7th-Apr-2012 09:59 am (UTC)
Just tell me what it is before I click lol
violue 7th-Apr-2012 09:56 am (UTC)
That awkward moment when you turn off your webcam but still feel like you're being watched :|
hwb_bish 7th-Apr-2012 10:01 am (UTC)
Even if the red light isn't on, on your webcam someone can still hack into your computer and watch you through it.

Learned that from a criminal minds ep! I now keep something over my webcam :x
violue 7th-Apr-2012 10:04 am (UTC)
OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT.
purpleplague 7th-Apr-2012 10:05 am (UTC)
ew what no. oh well. I almost feel kind of bad for the creep who watches me binge eat, blow my nose, cough, drink water, occasionally masturbate, read fanfic/ONTD/tumblr/twitter/fb, and have exceedingly boring phone conversations. all with clothes on b/c I am essentially a never nude.
bliting 7th-Apr-2012 10:39 am (UTC)
*shudders*
arrowtoes 7th-Apr-2012 11:32 am (UTC)
D:

ngl, even though my camera's not plugged in I wondered for a sec if people could see me anyway. that's how much that idea freaks me out. just let me be braless and bitch-faced in PEACE.
williammiller 7th-Apr-2012 08:10 pm (UTC)
Yep! I always have paper over mine,
dannyupshaw 7th-Apr-2012 10:14 am (UTC)
the first thing i did when i bought my laptop is sticking black tape over the camera. trust nobody.
mari_lyn00 7th-Apr-2012 11:54 am (UTC)
When I had a webcam, I always felt like that. I couldn't end a webcam session without feeling like I was still being watched. So I like, always kept something over it or had it turned to a wall lol.
houseofjunk WHERE DID 'SIS' COME FROM HERE?7th-Apr-2012 10:08 am (UTC)
I remember meeting one of my best friends about 5 years ago who was so close to all her sisters and fem cousins that all called each other 'SIS'.

Because I grew up with brothers, the affection seemed weird.


What's the 'sis' relevance here??
purpleplague Re: WHERE DID 'SIS' COME FROM HERE?7th-Apr-2012 10:10 am (UTC)
cool story bro = cool story sis?
idk
mari_lyn00 Re: WHERE DID 'SIS' COME FROM HERE?7th-Apr-2012 11:56 am (UTC)
"Sis" is something my sister likes to call me online, like when she's commenting on my FB, which is weird because we never call each other 'sis' in person and we didn't grow up saying that or anything.
williammiller 7th-Apr-2012 08:09 pm (UTC)
I don't think they mean it in that way, people here commented their friends with something like "I agree sis" "Oh course sis!" it's just internet lingo that's popular now I guess.
dannyupshaw 7th-Apr-2012 10:12 am (UTC)
that ffaf gif is so cool
hwb_bish 7th-Apr-2012 10:14 am (UTC)
purpleplague 7th-Apr-2012 10:27 am (UTC)
My bra is so comfy that this actually doesn't apply to me anymore. when it dies I will die with it because they discontinued it. CRYING. it's by Elle, when Kohls carried Elle lingerie. laugh all you want but goddamn is it fucking comfortable.
hwb_bish 7th-Apr-2012 10:36 am (UTC)
Damn it must be a magically bra, because I can't find one that I actually find comfortable. I wanna take that shit within mins of getting home.
arrowtoes 7th-Apr-2012 11:33 am (UTC)
lol @ me seeing this right after my last comment
violue 7th-Apr-2012 10:20 am (UTC)
I have completed a few reaction gifs:





violue 7th-Apr-2012 10:23 am (UTC)
oops here have a couple more i forgot


violue 7th-Apr-2012 10:25 am (UTC)
lol did i really just see a commercial for IE9
purpleplague 7th-Apr-2012 10:32 am (UTC)
I saw that a few days ago, lol they really need to stop. give up. the only people still using IE are old people who don't know any better.

like my dad, who is 69 years old, as well as republican homophobic Fox News watching Newt Gingrich supportive, and also just told me the other day that men cheat 'cause they have too much testosterone

sorry I just needed to rant about my dad for a sec there
violue 7th-Apr-2012 10:33 am (UTC)
omg your dad needs to be backhanded
arrowtoes 7th-Apr-2012 11:36 am (UTC)
I saw that in all its IMAX glory before The Hunger Games. It was so sad, I wanted to pat it on the head.
childish 7th-Apr-2012 01:10 pm (UTC)
I. JUST. AM TOO. STRONG. TO LOOOOOOOOOVE YOU.

Or w/e the lyrics are
It caught my attention then I saw it was IE and couldn't contain my chuckles
hwb_bish 7th-Apr-2012 10:35 am (UTC)
I can't stop listening

madisonthompson 7th-Apr-2012 11:39 am (UTC)
lol terrible but catchy.
baroness 7th-Apr-2012 10:43 am (UTC)
omgg this was the last post when i went to sleep 10h ago and it still is
baroness 7th-Apr-2012 10:45 am (UTC)
no wai what there ARE new posts cool
hwb_bish 7th-Apr-2012 10:49 am (UTC)
It's a sticky or something. The new posts are under this post
nuravecunt 7th-Apr-2012 01:08 pm (UTC)
LOL IKR
scarletfbl 7th-Apr-2012 01:42 pm (UTC)
I went to sleep, went to work, came back, and it's still here.
williammiller 7th-Apr-2012 08:14 pm (UTC)
There is a sticky note in the top left hand corner of this post, which means it will stay on top of all of the others. New posts have been approved since last night, just scroll down and you'll see them.
speedychi poppin my pussy so hard rn7th-Apr-2012 10:57 am (UTC)
bliting Re: poppin my pussy so hard rn7th-Apr-2012 11:01 am (UTC)
lmao, the mental image of someone pussy popping to "crispy chicken, fresh lettuce, etc." is hilarious
scarletfbl Re: poppin my pussy so hard rn7th-Apr-2012 01:43 pm (UTC)
OMG, I only made it 10 seconds before lmao.
glowing_dragon Re: poppin my pussy so hard rn7th-Apr-2012 06:44 pm (UTC)
They couldn't be bothered to spell "Experience" correctly? UGH.
violet_crumble9 7th-Apr-2012 11:03 am (UTC)
i went out and did things and i find this here. lawddd at this still being up top.
bliting 7th-Apr-2012 11:03 am (UTC)
it's just stickied. there are new posts underneath
beijing_saigon 7th-Apr-2012 12:11 pm (UTC)
but whyyy?
crystalzelda 7th-Apr-2012 11:04 am (UTC)
tried to buy polish 2day from Cult Nails and the site rejected me, saying that my payment option was blocked or something. I was using Paypal. FINE, DON'T TAKE MY MONEY!
loosedefense 7th-Apr-2012 11:09 am (UTC)
damn! why is this still on top? is anybody else in here?
bliting 7th-Apr-2012 11:12 am (UTC)
it's stickied to the top
loosedefense 7th-Apr-2012 11:13 am (UTC)
oh cool. unfortunately i've already read everything below. i hope this thread is still active.
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