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12:02 pm - 04/06/2012

Mark Ruffalo: I Have a Small Penis



TMI, Mark. "I’m not well-endowed."


It’s always a good day when 44 year-old Avengers's actor Mark Ruffalo talks to the press about his penis. He spoke with journalists about his upcoming role as The Hulk in The Avengers, particularly addressing his time spent in a motion capture suit.

"Yes, and that was my first day and that was a miserable day," he said. "It was smoky, it was hell and I felt really uncomfortable. I’m not well-endowed, and those suits don’t really show you off in the most…"

The most WHAT, Mark? Finish that sentence! How did you look in that suit? Describe it in detail! Feel free to include exact measurements, including the length and girth of your cock.

The affable overshare was followed by a discussion of Ruffalo's co-star Scarlett Johansson, who told reporters she wasn't wearing underwear on the shoot. "They spray paint her suit on in the morning," Ruffalo said. "But she looks good in it."

Other highlights from the session include a discussion of Ruffalo's anxiety about taking on the role. Comic book fanboys are a notoriously passionate group and Ruffalo is the only star in the ensemble cast who hasn't already played his character (Robert Downey Jr., for example, has already been Iron Man -- twice).

"I made a mistake of going online one day and reading the fan-boys’ take on me playing the Hulk," Ruffalo said. "It was not encouraging."

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beatlesluv 6th-Apr-2012 03:23 am (UTC)
Because if it`s thick you can work with that. As long as it fills you up in girth that`s the most important thing. What use is a yard stick anyway? That won`t rub against the edges at all.
milly 6th-Apr-2012 03:31 am (UTC)
Thick > Long
beatlesluv 6th-Apr-2012 03:35 am (UTC)
AGREEED 10xxXXXXXXXX
creative_candy 6th-Apr-2012 09:10 am (UTC)
preach !
chrislola 6th-Apr-2012 04:14 am (UTC)
I don't like it too thick. I'm kind of a small girl down there, so I prefer long.
beatlesluv 6th-Apr-2012 04:23 am (UTC)
Well I guess it`s different STROKES for different folks tbh :)
akasha6915 6th-Apr-2012 06:21 am (UTC)
Thick doesn't matter when shaped like a cheesewheel, it might fill you up but not long enough to get anywhere.
beatlesluv 6th-Apr-2012 02:19 pm (UTC)
I`m saying I like it thick and 6-8 inches. Thick and medium length is preferable to me than a long pencil. But a cheese wheel is definetly just as tragic.
akasha6915 7th-Apr-2012 07:21 am (UTC)
I agree there, I would much rather have thick and medium.

One of my exes did have a pencil dick, but he knew it and was amazing in multiple aspects in the bed.
beatlesluv 7th-Apr-2012 12:42 pm (UTC)
It's the best IMO

Oh alright then, he knew how to work with what he has, that must be good too
redhobbit 6th-Apr-2012 07:12 am (UTC)
That's true, I'd rather have more girth than yardstick tbh.
beatlesluv 6th-Apr-2012 02:18 pm (UTC)
me too!
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