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4:57 pm - 04/05/2012

Boy Banders Are Hiding A Secret


[BlindGossip] If they were on a singing competition show, you would call them a Male Vocal Group. We prefer the term Boy Band. The group’s image determines their commercial success, and each member of the group is assigned a particular sterotype (such as The Bad Boy or The Baby or The Nice One) so that the band will have the widest possible appeal.

There is a Boy Band consisting of beautiful young men that currently has young girls across the country screaming with admiration and desire. Their public image is wholesome. However, there’s a lot going on behind the scenes that belies that image.

For example, there’s one member of the group whose moniker could be The Gay One. That’s right. Your teen daughter may be swooning right now over someone who isn’t even interested in her gender.

Oh, and there’s another member of the group who wouldn’t be interested in your daughter. His moniker could be… The Other Gay One.

Yes, that’s right, two gay young men in one popular group. (Although one does have a beard to maintain that desirable image). And here’s the most interesting part of all: the two boys are sleeping with each other.

Don’t tell your teen daughter. You don’t want her up all night crying because her mean parent destroyed her illusion. Besides, you eventually got over The Osmonds/ Menudo/ The Backstreet Boys, didn’t you?

Gee, I wonder who it can be...
openmyminibar 5th-Apr-2012 10:50 pm (UTC)
are you new here? this is ontd. you're takin it the wrong way
wheeler 5th-Apr-2012 10:56 pm (UTC)
Pretty new. It's only my fourth year.
bloolikejazz 6th-Apr-2012 11:54 pm (UTC)
4 years? You must be an extra slow learner.
wheeler 7th-Apr-2012 02:41 am (UTC)
You've been a terrible teacher.
evalize 7th-Apr-2012 07:01 am (UTC)
Where's the damn like button!
bloolikejazz 7th-Apr-2012 01:57 pm (UTC)
I guess that's true. I was so quick to learn, yet you're still struggling. So slow, poor thing.
wheeler 7th-Apr-2012 02:23 pm (UTC)
So quick! Yet it took you, what, a whole day to come up with that "slow learner" zinger? But otherwise, so quick! You can stop now. No-one is watching.
bloolikejazz Re: 7th-Apr-2012 02:51 pm (UTC)
oh you tried, how cute.
some of us actually have a life outside of livejournal. but uhm... wait... does that mean you have nothing else to do than spend all of your time on lj AND yet you are still so uninformed?
wheeler Re: 7th-Apr-2012 03:02 pm (UTC)
"some of us actually have a life outside of livejournal"

Evidently not. Muting this. Bu-bye.
bloolikejazz Re: 7th-Apr-2012 06:20 pm (UTC)
And you disproved that how? By replying in the same second? Even tho you're ~*buh-byeing*~ I know your pressed ass is still gonna read this.
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