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4:57 pm - 04/05/2012

Boy Banders Are Hiding A Secret


[BlindGossip] If they were on a singing competition show, you would call them a Male Vocal Group. We prefer the term Boy Band. The group’s image determines their commercial success, and each member of the group is assigned a particular sterotype (such as The Bad Boy or The Baby or The Nice One) so that the band will have the widest possible appeal.

There is a Boy Band consisting of beautiful young men that currently has young girls across the country screaming with admiration and desire. Their public image is wholesome. However, there’s a lot going on behind the scenes that belies that image.

For example, there’s one member of the group whose moniker could be The Gay One. That’s right. Your teen daughter may be swooning right now over someone who isn’t even interested in her gender.

Oh, and there’s another member of the group who wouldn’t be interested in your daughter. His moniker could be… The Other Gay One.

Yes, that’s right, two gay young men in one popular group. (Although one does have a beard to maintain that desirable image). And here’s the most interesting part of all: the two boys are sleeping with each other.

Don’t tell your teen daughter. You don’t want her up all night crying because her mean parent destroyed her illusion. Besides, you eventually got over The Osmonds/ Menudo/ The Backstreet Boys, didn’t you?

Gee, I wonder who it can be...
bloolikejazz 5th-Apr-2012 09:14 pm (UTC)
Neither of them has a ~beard~ tho
so it could only be one of them
upood 5th-Apr-2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
oops. deleted it haha.
i just realized it said beard
bloolikejazz 5th-Apr-2012 09:23 pm (UTC)
a girl can dream tho... zarry would be my number one choice
upood 5th-Apr-2012 09:27 pm (UTC)
idk zayn could go either way tbh
bloolikejazz 5th-Apr-2012 09:30 pm (UTC)
i mean... i don't think zarry is real at all, i think ziam is 100% true love, however, looks-wise harry&zayn are my top choice, so this is the shallow me hoping for a sex tape. realistically i don't feel like liam would be okay with an open relationship. i feel like he likes his man to himself.
louistomlinson 5th-Apr-2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
i felt like harry really fancied her though. as in "older woman, cannot control my teenage hormones". i guess he might be bi.
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