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4:57 pm - 04/05/2012

Boy Banders Are Hiding A Secret


[BlindGossip] If they were on a singing competition show, you would call them a Male Vocal Group. We prefer the term Boy Band. The group’s image determines their commercial success, and each member of the group is assigned a particular sterotype (such as The Bad Boy or The Baby or The Nice One) so that the band will have the widest possible appeal.

There is a Boy Band consisting of beautiful young men that currently has young girls across the country screaming with admiration and desire. Their public image is wholesome. However, there’s a lot going on behind the scenes that belies that image.

For example, there’s one member of the group whose moniker could be The Gay One. That’s right. Your teen daughter may be swooning right now over someone who isn’t even interested in her gender.

Oh, and there’s another member of the group who wouldn’t be interested in your daughter. His moniker could be… The Other Gay One.

Yes, that’s right, two gay young men in one popular group. (Although one does have a beard to maintain that desirable image). And here’s the most interesting part of all: the two boys are sleeping with each other.

Don’t tell your teen daughter. You don’t want her up all night crying because her mean parent destroyed her illusion. Besides, you eventually got over The Osmonds/ Menudo/ The Backstreet Boys, didn’t you?

Gee, I wonder who it can be...
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upood 5th-Apr-2012 09:12 pm (UTC)
this post is talking about The Wanted.

Edited at 2012-04-05 09:14 pm (UTC)
upood 5th-Apr-2012 09:20 pm (UTC)
o wait
beautiful young men that currently has young girls across the country screaming with admiration and desire



nevermind
msoccergirl820 5th-Apr-2012 09:23 pm (UTC)
lol yes
heybrittanyxo 5th-Apr-2012 09:24 pm (UTC)
lmaooooo
ohgodimsobored 5th-Apr-2012 09:31 pm (UTC)
lol
louistomlinson 5th-Apr-2012 09:32 pm (UTC)
lol
bro_mance 5th-Apr-2012 09:47 pm (UTC)
lol
ppeak 5th-Apr-2012 09:35 pm (UTC)
That's what I thought, too, but are The Wanted really making young girls swoon that much? Seriously?

1D:a few of those guys ping, but I have chalked it up to being British and way too comfortable with one another...
star_cuddles 6th-Apr-2012 07:06 am (UTC)
mte

x_butterfly19_x 5th-Apr-2012 09:12 pm (UTC)
lmaoooooooo
rubyboots 5th-Apr-2012 09:12 pm (UTC)
Even this isn't interesting enough for me to give a fuck about One Direction tbh
louistomlinson 5th-Apr-2012 09:14 pm (UTC)
you give enough fucks if you took your time commenting on here lbr
nefertitii 5th-Apr-2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
i fucking love her face in your icon linnie
shes adorable. im fallin gin love.
dance_x_mosh 5th-Apr-2012 10:56 pm (UTC)
ikr
fallendaydreams 5th-Apr-2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
And you like Emma? Gorl, I mean... if anyone "isn't interesting enough" it's her.
evrythingisrent 5th-Apr-2012 09:20 pm (UTC)
mte
sandvich 5th-Apr-2012 09:27 pm (UTC)
Yep.
angelmonster 5th-Apr-2012 10:07 pm (UTC)
A+, I agree 100%.
hyori_ish 11th-Apr-2012 02:17 pm (UTC)
100% agreed.
imahouseofcards 5th-Apr-2012 09:12 pm (UTC)
lol like this really comes as a shocker
professor_chaos 5th-Apr-2012 09:12 pm (UTC)
i knew i saw familiar faces on barelylegaltwink.com
brenden 5th-Apr-2012 09:12 pm (UTC)
i can tell u which one it is & i watched my first one direction performance this morning.
upood 5th-Apr-2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
which ones are they other than louis
brenden 5th-Apr-2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
i dont fucking know their names but this one

louistomlinson 5th-Apr-2012 09:14 pm (UTC)
proud of u
rebecaqt 5th-Apr-2012 09:15 pm (UTC)
harry/zayn/louis? ia

i really think they are bi tho
santabutt 5th-Apr-2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
awesome
fallendaydreams 5th-Apr-2012 09:19 pm (UTC)
Please don't be gay. You're the only one I'm attracted to. D:
santabutt 5th-Apr-2012 09:20 pm (UTC)
bb he's bi, at least and i would still hit it like the hammer of thor
fancypiink 5th-Apr-2012 10:05 pm (UTC)
as if you had a chance, lol
niimaa 5th-Apr-2012 10:22 pm (UTC)
GAYDAR OFF THE SHAZZAM!
sugary_placenta 6th-Apr-2012 05:33 pm (UTC)
Sorry to break it to you.
jcdhwg 6th-Apr-2012 11:03 am (UTC)
mte. As soon as I got into them I saw him as the ~gay one!
wildel 6th-Apr-2012 05:13 pm (UTC)
Flawless King Louis!
friedgold_x 6th-Apr-2012 11:25 pm (UTC)
Lmao it's so weird seeing his face posted here coz he's from my town. :/
bloolikejazz 5th-Apr-2012 09:14 pm (UTC)
Neither of them has a ~beard~ tho
so it could only be one of them
upood 5th-Apr-2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
oops. deleted it haha.
i just realized it said beard
floetcist 5th-Apr-2012 09:24 pm (UTC)
This person clearly doesn't know at least half of boyband fandoms ship members with one another.
daydream11 5th-Apr-2012 09:42 pm (UTC)
Does the author know how fandom works? Probably not.
scarletfbl 5th-Apr-2012 09:58 pm (UTC)
lol, this person obviously knows shit all about current fangirls and their fandom activities.
wingslapped 5th-Apr-2012 10:02 pm (UTC)
Mostly IA, but I usually see a few disappointed girls on other websites.
ninjacandy 5th-Apr-2012 11:15 pm (UTC)
the thing with shipping is; it's all fun and games until it becomes legit. those girls will delete those illegal files before you can even say, "ICEBERG AHEAD!"
wildel 6th-Apr-2012 05:14 pm (UTC)
lmao, true
in_styles 6th-Apr-2012 12:51 am (UTC)
lol ikr people already ship them so hard lbr no one would be mad if they were gay

Edited at 2012-04-06 12:51 am (UTC)
pennylane101 6th-Apr-2012 12:53 pm (UTC)
ikr? your daughter is already reading slash fics
itsalanisbitch 6th-Apr-2012 11:44 pm (UTC)
pretty sure they are trying to hint here.

"... UP ALL NIGHT"



etc
fight4thislove 5th-Apr-2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
I believe it tbh. But i'd rather it be Liam/Niall :(
poisongrowth 5th-Apr-2012 10:44 pm (UTC)
me too, bb.
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noted 5th-Apr-2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
for a minute i thought it was a time warp post and we were talking about the jonas brothers.

:|
simprov 5th-Apr-2012 09:22 pm (UTC)
you wanted this to be a post about incest?
noted 5th-Apr-2012 09:23 pm (UTC)
no :( it's just where my mind went.
floetcist 5th-Apr-2012 09:25 pm (UTC)
lol
scarletfbl 5th-Apr-2012 09:59 pm (UTC)
cackling irl
cryapologies 6th-Apr-2012 01:38 am (UTC)
hahahaha ugh joick shippers
bloolikejazz 5th-Apr-2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
ZOMG IMAGINE IF IT'S LIAM AND ZAYN



Or what if it's about the wanted? NVM they don't have girls across the country screaming with admiraiton and desire.

In all seriousness tho... Louis yeah, I'd believe it, but I can't get behind Harry (literally)
gee 5th-Apr-2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
Ziam is real tbh Harry and Louis are being bros and helping to throw fans off the scent.
bloolikejazz 5th-Apr-2012 09:18 pm (UTC)
mte. everybody's saying louis and harry that's why i'm like... wait maybe louis is just fierce?
and ziam has been going on for ages c'mon
santabutt 5th-Apr-2012 09:21 pm (UTC)
liam and zayn is so fucking hot to me
idk, man. i am HFT.
horrorparties 5th-Apr-2012 11:04 pm (UTC)
I am here for Ziam
nefertitii 5th-Apr-2012 09:29 pm (UTC)
i think the "up all night" and singing competition bit would eliminate the unwanted from contention
surferxchris 5th-Apr-2012 09:14 pm (UTC)
Yes, Zarry is real. Big surprise.
louistomlinson 5th-Apr-2012 09:14 pm (UTC)
omg rly? i need to know who they're talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
poiuytreww 5th-Apr-2012 09:14 pm (UTC)
Oooooooooooooh.
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