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1:13 pm - 04/05/2012

Chris Brown has a new ride



From Celebslam: "In case you care, Chris Brown bought a new Range Rover at Land Rover of Encino on Monday. After looking at a few different models, Chris settled on the Range Rover HSE for its combination of sportiness, versatility, and roomy interior, which allows him a full range of motion when he's beating the shit out of his date in the passenger seat. No more weak-ass jabs like in his Lamborghini, ladies! It's full haymakers now!"

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superdogbiter i hope he crashes like this kitten — 5th-Apr-2012 08:19 pm (UTC)
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genbu_no_miko24 5th-Apr-2012 08:21 pm (UTC)
ugly ass puto
executivehpfan 5th-Apr-2012 08:21 pm (UTC)
I hope he wrecks it.
anus 5th-Apr-2012 08:23 pm (UTC)
As long as he doesn't run into anyone else!
executivehpfan 5th-Apr-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
Oh absolutely! All I'm asking for is that nondescript pole or tree to leap out at him. No other vehicles involved.
snapiphany 5th-Apr-2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
What about a getaway car full of serial killers?
ian_michael89 5th-Apr-2012 08:25 pm (UTC)
I hope he runs into a brick wall.
autophanous 5th-Apr-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
I hope the road opens up beneath him and sinks him to a fiery death in the earth's core.
jmonkey3152 5th-Apr-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
Why did he get the cheap model and not the Supercharged one?
fight4thislove 5th-Apr-2012 08:35 pm (UTC)
hell I'm just happy he didn't get the new ugly ass Range Rover Evoque
violentviolet09 5th-Apr-2012 08:43 pm (UTC)
my husband just bought a 90 Civic hatchback thats so low I have to go like 3 mph over speed bumps.

stupidfuckingcar.
violentviolet09 5th-Apr-2012 08:27 pm (UTC)
Womanizer gets new 50k car.

Stay at home mom of 2 kids under 3 gets a 94 Camry with 218k miles on it.


SOMETHINGS WRONG HERE.....

executivehpfan 5th-Apr-2012 08:33 pm (UTC)
Class inequality doesn't exist in this country, dontchaknow. We are not a nation of haves and have nots, we are a nation of haves and soon-to-haves.

/the world according to Mitt Romney
nick_halden 5th-Apr-2012 08:34 pm (UTC)
violentviolet09 5th-Apr-2012 08:39 pm (UTC)
lol.


quote from my dad (60 year old pagan hippie): "Mitt Romney is a meat puppet"

I laughed for daaaays.
snapiphany 5th-Apr-2012 08:30 pm (UTC)
But will he mount his Grammy on the hood and get decals on his car that say "TEAM BREEZY" or "FUCK THE HATERZ" or "YOU MAD" or "GOT-A-GRAMMY-MOBILE"?
blessedbell 6th-Apr-2012 07:26 am (UTC)
oh my god LOL
anus 5th-Apr-2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
So much money for such a lame vehicle
fight4thislove 5th-Apr-2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
He bought a RR Sport not a fullsize. I hate how I never saw them around town here and when I bought mine I see them everywhere now.
peddlestools 5th-Apr-2012 08:33 pm (UTC)
lol @ how much you spent on your ugly ride and how much you spend on gas tbh
nick_halden 5th-Apr-2012 08:34 pm (UTC)
ia
fight4thislove 5th-Apr-2012 08:39 pm (UTC)
lcacbc 5th-Apr-2012 08:32 pm (UTC)
Life just isn't fair.
peddlestools 5th-Apr-2012 08:33 pm (UTC)
ugh i hate him so much
sandvich 5th-Apr-2012 08:34 pm (UTC)
I hope he drives into an iceberg.
executivehpfan 5th-Apr-2012 08:35 pm (UTC)
Justicar righteousness. Yes.
nick_halden 5th-Apr-2012 08:34 pm (UTC)
useless car for useless person
kofo4 5th-Apr-2012 08:35 pm (UTC)
It's so weird but nowadays when i see him he just has this evil look about him. idk maybe its just me.
greenfairy_87 5th-Apr-2012 08:37 pm (UTC)
It's not just you, Marissa.
in_styles 6th-Apr-2012 09:16 am (UTC)
Delusion.
kofo4 6th-Apr-2012 09:34 am (UTC)
lol no sis, you will nawt. its not me and you today.

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