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Rock 'n' Roll Urban Legends & Hoaxes: The 11 Best Lies in Music History

April Fool's Day can bring out the best and worst in people. There are the harmless pranksters who put a whoopee cushion on your office chair, and there those evil jokers who'll tell you your favorite celebrity is dead.

Rock 'n' roll, it seems, brings out plenty of the latter type of pranks, whether it's an intentional hoax or an urban legend that won't go away. Well, we here at Spinner love a good joke, but we also don't want to perpetuate any myths, so we compiled a list of the best and/or most enduring myths, rumors and bamboozlements in rock history. Check out the gallery below, featuring Paul McCartney, Elvis, Marilyn Manson, Skrillex, the White Stripes and more -- you might just learn a thing or two.


Paul Is Dead

Perhaps the best musical urban legend of all time, "Paul McCartney is dead" started in 1967 after a rumor began circulating that he had died in a car crash. It really hit fever pitch in 1969 when Paul's hermit-like attitude fueled the fire. An article titled "Is Beatle Paul McCartney Dead?" published in a student paper at Drake University launched a slew of speculation, including all sorts of conspiracy theories. It turns out there was nothing to Paul's barefoot walk on Abbey Road's cover, nor does it say "turn me on, dead man" when you play the Beatles' "Revolution 9" backwards. Though it would be pretty cool if Sir Paul was actually a zombie.

Skrillex is Dead!

The world is full of people who are convinced that famous dead musicians are still alive. Though not as common as the "Elvis lives" folks, there are plenty of people who are quick to claim people are dead when in actuality they are still very much alive. The most recent artist to fall victim to a widespread fake death was famed DJ Skrillex, who supposedly died in a plane crash in late 2011. Thanks to an amateur reporter, "news" even made it to CNN.com's front page, which featured the headline "Electro and Dubstep artist Sonny Moore also known as Skrillex dies in a plane crash." Skrillex later tweeted "Third death rumor about me this year...wtf?"

Keith Richards' Blood Transfusion

It's rumored that after years of dedicated drug abuse, Keith Richards could give you a pretty good contact high just by standing in your presence. OK, that's not true and neither is this: Keith Richards went to Switzerland to have his blood changed in order to sober up before a tour. Yes, Richards did go to Switzerland to meet with a doctor to help him with heroin withdrawal, but he did not get his blood swapped. The myth originated with the guitarist again, who invented the story to avoid long conversations about the procedure.

The Nine Inch Nails and Timbaland Collaboration

Trent Reznor was pretty vocal about how much he hated Chris Cornell's collaboration with Timbaland, when he tweeted the following statement in 2009: "You know that feeling you get when somebody embarrasses themselves so badly YOU feel uncomfortable? Heard Chris Cornell's record? Jesus." So it was a pretty perfect April Fool's day joke when he began promoting his new album Strobelight, a collaboration with Timbaland, on April 1. The fake record featured songs with titles like "Everybody's Doing It" (featuring Chris Martin, Jay-Z and Bono) and "P---ygrinder" (featuring Sheryl Crow), both of which we hope become realities in the very near future.

"I'm Still Here"

In 2009, actor Joaquin Phoenix, dressed in a suit and a beard and looking almost comatose, appeared on "The Late Show With David Letterman" and announced he had quit acting to pursue a hip-hop career. The next year of his life was filmed by his brother-in-law, actor/director Casey Affleck, for the documentary "I'm Still Here." The film, which was advertised as being real, was panned by the L.A. Times as "far from the Joaquin Phoenix you're used to seeing onscreen: Snorting cocaine, ordering call girls, having oral sex with a publicist, treating his assistants abusively and rapping badly." Shortly after the movie was released, Affleck revealed the whole thing to be a joke. We were relieved, because Phoenix's rapping was shockingly terrible.

New York Times Guide to Grunge Slang
There was a point in time when grunge seemed like a cooler-than-thou club of plaid sporting Seattle-ites. So when the New York Times came knocking on Sub Pop's door wanting to know if grunge had its own slang, label employee Megan Jasper got in the ultimate prank and gave the reporter a list of fake slang that ended up in a 1992 feature article. Some highlights:
-- Bloated, big bag of floatation: Drunk
-- Bound-and-hagged: Staying home on Friday or Saturday night
-- Fuzz: Heavy wool sweaters
-- Lamestain: Uncool person
-- Swingin' on the flippity-flop: Hanging out
-- Wack slacks: Old ripped jeans

White Stripes Are Siblings

Sometimes its good to maintain a little bit of mystery and, in their early days, the White Stripes had it down to a science. In interviews, Jack White claimed he and drummer Meg White were siblings, ostensibly to shift the focus onto the music and away from their personal relationship. Even though it was eventually discovered that the two were previously married -- and that the man previously known as Jack Gillis had taken the last name of his new wife -- Jack still continued to claim that they were brother and sister. In the end, it didn't matter because they made bitchin' music.

Elvis, Jim and Tupac Aren't Dead

Elvis Presley, Jim Morrison and Tupac Shakur are all on an island somewhere, drinking daiquiris and somehow cashing in their posthumous royalty checks. There are sketchy details about all of their deaths, but with all the camera phones out there, don't you think they would have turned up by now? On another note, out of all the ridiculous theories about Elvis, our favorite by far is that he can be seen as an extra in "Home Alone." Yep.

The Masked Marauders

In 1969, Rolling Stone editor Greil Marcus decided to parody the burgeoning supergroup trend and created the Masked Marauders, a fictional band consisting of Bob Dylan, Mick Jagger, John Lennon and Paul McCartney. After publishing a fake review of their self-titled album in the magazine, heaps of requests for the album poured in from fans who clearly didn't get the joke. Marcus responded by hiring the band Cleanliness and Godliness to record the Masked Marauders' fake album, which featured songs such as "I Can't Get No Nookie" and "Cow Pie." Anybody who didn't get the joke certainly understood by the time they got 10 seconds into "Nookie."

Mama Cass' Ham Sandwich
This sad, somewhat offensive rumor doesn't just stem from the Mamas and the Papas' singer's weight nor does it come from "Austin Powers." The first doctor on the scene -- a London flat on loan from Harry Nilsson -- noticed a partially eaten sandwich on Cass' bedside table, and thought she may have choked on it. Upon further inspection, it turned out that a heart attack did the singer in at just 32 years old. Coincidentally, Who drummer Keith Moon died in the same apartment four years later -- also at age 32.

Marilyn Manson on "The Wonder Years"

Fact: Marilyn Manson is a tall, pale, skinny dude who probably wasn't the most popular kid growing up. Fiction: Though bearing similar attributes, the shock rocker was never, ever, on "The Wonder Years." According to star Josh Saviano, who played Fred Savage's buddy Paul Pfeiffer on the hit TV show, this odd rumor started in 1996 and persisted for years. Today, Pfeiffer is a lawyer, while Manson is trying to reignite his career (and may or may not be dating buzzed-about singer Lana Del Rey).


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druggybridge 2nd-Apr-2012 09:30 pm (UTC)
Some of these aren't very exciting. Why would the Keith Richards one be that big of a deal?
neversquare 2nd-Apr-2012 09:31 pm (UTC)
i dont think jack white said they were siblings to draw attention away from their personal relationship and onto the music (cos if he did it was a spectacular failure), i think it was just another one of their gimmicks
megedeborch 2nd-Apr-2012 09:32 pm (UTC)
I always loved the Manson one. Although I loved the other rumour about him even more - that he had (a) rib(s) removed so that he could give himself head.
harnessyrhope 3rd-Apr-2012 01:52 am (UTC)
Well, no one is trying to disprove that in this article, so...
akasha6915 3rd-Apr-2012 04:31 am (UTC)
I always loved his response to that one, which was him saying if he did, why would he have a girlfriend?
rhapsodeeinblue 2nd-Apr-2012 09:34 pm (UTC)
lol @ the Paul to Skrillex transition
roguewave3 2nd-Apr-2012 09:44 pm (UTC)
lol mte
maidenhell 2nd-Apr-2012 11:25 pm (UTC)
I don't get the CNN.com homepage part...like, in November of last year, I had no idea who he was; I highly doubt CNN would have actually posted that. I want receipts.
jasonbeast 3rd-Apr-2012 03:39 am (UTC)
They did post that. It was a headline for a little while. By the time I clicked on it, the article had been taken down and the page no longer existed.
dmclaire 2nd-Apr-2012 09:37 pm (UTC)
I loved when Trent made that april fools joke

the fake site for it is still up haha
http://www.nin.com/strobelight/
stupidsxyflndrs 2nd-Apr-2012 09:51 pm (UTC)
kills me every time.
zoom_z00m 2nd-Apr-2012 09:38 pm (UTC)
huh
zoaster_toaster 2nd-Apr-2012 09:42 pm (UTC)
Remember how Sufjan Stevens originally planned to do an entire series of albums based on states? I wish that had actually panned out.
lovejoydiver 2nd-Apr-2012 09:45 pm (UTC)
ia :(
peacetrains 2nd-Apr-2012 10:01 pm (UTC)
It would have been epic :(

But I don't think he ever really "planned" on doing it, didn't he say it was just a joke?

Edited at 2012-04-02 10:02 pm (UTC)
zoaster_toaster 3rd-Apr-2012 12:21 am (UTC)
That's why I mentioned it in this particular post. ;)
ge_mig_arsenik 2nd-Apr-2012 10:07 pm (UTC)
Me too!
genbu_no_miko24 2nd-Apr-2012 09:44 pm (UTC)
Lol I specifically remember the Marilyn Manson + wonder years one, and the white stripes one.


I never believe and prayed that the Joaquin one was true
cricketgrl 2nd-Apr-2012 09:46 pm (UTC)
I remember the old tale of Rod Stewart. He had 8lbs of cum pumped out of his stomach at a Hospital ER.

lol.
atheistkathleen 2nd-Apr-2012 10:26 pm (UTC)
i heard that was about lil kim
mhfromnh 3rd-Apr-2012 02:45 am (UTC)
I heard that about Alanis Morrisette.
mend 2nd-Apr-2012 09:47 pm (UTC)
keith is a zombie lbr
bssybuse 2nd-Apr-2012 09:47 pm (UTC)
after trent reznor's tweet

stupidsxyflndrs 2nd-Apr-2012 09:56 pm (UTC)
he was a pretty cute judas in godspell tho.

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stupidsxyflndrs 2nd-Apr-2012 09:50 pm (UTC)
lol trent.
jonesingjay 2nd-Apr-2012 09:54 pm (UTC)
those whacky beatles...
another_grl 2nd-Apr-2012 09:57 pm (UTC)
I BURIED PAUL
prophecypro 2nd-Apr-2012 09:59 pm (UTC)
Also the fictional diss to Jay-z with the Aaliyah reference by Styles P from the Lox. It dont exist people!
timed 2nd-Apr-2012 10:02 pm (UTC)
The Paul/Manson one is my favorite hahaha.
peacetrains 2nd-Apr-2012 10:05 pm (UTC)
I remember hearing the Marilyn Manson one when I was younger and believed it was true until I was in high school.
nullteiler 2nd-Apr-2012 10:06 pm (UTC)
Chris Cornell is so freaking hot

I can't!
glowing_dragon 2nd-Apr-2012 10:13 pm (UTC)
ROCK!
fullxcliphxc 2nd-Apr-2012 10:24 pm (UTC)
Sonny gets so many death threats.

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Edited at 2012-04-02 10:25 pm (UTC)
atheistkathleen 2nd-Apr-2012 10:25 pm (UTC)
the rumour i heard was that marilyn manson was the son on Mr. Belvedere
ch33rylips 2nd-Apr-2012 10:25 pm (UTC)
Tupac is still alive fools.
josh_the_k 2nd-Apr-2012 10:29 pm (UTC)
I don't know why people keep insisting Elvis Presley is dead . . .
squid_ink There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis2nd-Apr-2012 10:38 pm (UTC)
film_pulp 2nd-Apr-2012 11:01 pm (UTC)
When I was younger and started reading those "Paul is Dead" sites I almost had a panic attack.

kids shouldn't go on the internet.
mzmclean wuh?2nd-Apr-2012 11:22 pm (UTC)
I somehow missed that the White Stripes myth is a MYTH!!
Obviously not a big fan lol
mcpofife 2nd-Apr-2012 11:50 pm (UTC)
I'm Still Here was such a victim of stupid marketing. They should've been open from the start about it being a mockumentary. People were so turned off by the ridiculous "It's True!" ruse that they automatically dismissed the film. It's a great performance by Joaquin Phoenix.
slaughtermatic 3rd-Apr-2012 12:02 am (UTC)
I remember when they first announced Joaquin Phoenix was making that documentary I said "this is joke" and no one believed me.
elle_scorcho 3rd-Apr-2012 12:16 am (UTC)
"According to star Josh Saviano, who played Fred Savage's buddy Paul Pfeiffer on the hit TV show, this odd rumor started in 1996 and persisted for years. Today, Pfeiffer is a lawyer, while Manson is trying to reignite his career"


Wait... the character is now a lawyer? Way to go Paul.
hedgerowbustle 3rd-Apr-2012 12:32 am (UTC)
I still don't get the Joaquin Pheonix thing. I watched the movie and I was just confused and mildly embarrassed for him. I love him, so I was happy he wasn't really crazy.

My favorites are always the dead celebrities who aren't really dead. Some of that stuff is so convincing. lol
vonlisbon 3rd-Apr-2012 01:52 am (UTC)
lol at all the various blood transfusion rumors over the years.
Like we're all born with x liters of blood that just endlessly circulates the same old-ass tainted cells around our bodies for 75 years.
arcadiaego 3rd-Apr-2012 07:40 pm (UTC)
The I'm Still Here thing was so odd. I think people were just fed up of it in the end.
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