ONTD

1:00 pm - 04/01/2012

ANNOUNCEMENT TIME.

I drafted this up on March 29, 2012 and scheduled it to post on April 1, 2012 at 1PM PST. I hope that worked…

ONTD has grown incredibly over the past couple of years and all of that success is largely because of you guys. Without our members, we wouldn't be ONTD. Since 2004, the members of ONTD have redefined comments across the web and we're going to change that once again. There have been rumors floating around that we would convert into a paid-only community. That was a consideration, however, we have found a way to keep it accessible to all by introducing some new guidelines.

  NEW RULES OF ONTD EFFECTIVE APRIL 1, 2012  

ADVERTISER DEMANDS have grown beyond the berm of my control. Since we are still hosting advertising, we regrettably have to deny posts with conflicting interests of our sponsors. What does this mean? Every Monday, I will post of list of what's NOT allowed on ONTD.  One of our contracts with an advertising firm just expired, hence the delay on this announcement.

Here's this week's small list, for example:
  • We are promoting THE WANTED only, so ONE DIRECTION posts will no longer be accepted until further notice
  • LMFAO is banned until 4/30/12
  • Vampire Diaries is banned until further notice
In accordance with our advertisers, there will also be the following changes:
  • No more nudity, even censored. No more nip slips, dick posts, porn star posts.
  • No more profanities in posts. Comments are fine.

PERFORMANCE ISSUES. We've been directly responsible for LJ's heavy load times, so here are some changes that will help performance across the site:
  • GIFs will now be limited to 100kb. If a GIF is over 100kb, you will see an image placeholder (applicable to posts and comments)

MOD RULES.  There have been a lot of changes discussed behind the scenes, so here are some new rules the mods have decided on, as a team.
  • Goodbye, stans! Due to popular demand, the mods have finally decided to outlaw stan wars. Basically, if you bring up any sort of rivalry in a post that is completely unnecessary (i.e., if I said floptina is a fat fucking low life cow with a dead career pulling her down into an inevitably bloated end in a post about our light and saviour, Lady Gaga) you will be banned. This includes 'ironic' stanning. Lilo stans? Kimmy K stans? You are the weakest link, goodbye.
  • K-pop & J-pop posts are no longer allowed.  There are alternate communities for those.
  • Political and current events posts are no longer allowed.  ONTD is a community for celebrity gossip, not your personal soapbox for your issues with society or racism or sexism or classism or ageism or whatever other isms that exist.
  • Who???  We know it's fun to discover new music, but from now on...do it somewhere else.  Only musical artists signed to major labels are acceptable. No more posts about 'unknown' artists, and the mods are free to use their discretion in deciding what constitutes 'unknown.'
  • Mod Notes.  Was your post just rejected?  Keep the snotty ass note to yourself.  If you resubmit with a mod note of any kind, you will be banned.

And finally......

SO LONG, MODS!  I have decided to demod a few of our favorites moderators.  It's just time we've moved on, so say farewell to ecctv, nessism and vehiclesshockme.  We will be on the lookout for new mods in the future, in the meantime, please excuse us if the site is a little slow on updating.



QUESTIONS?  COMMENTS?  CONCERNS?
Yes, I realize this is the worst day to make serious announcements.
IDGAF go ahead and sound off because I'm not around to listen.  

ihopeyoushine 1st-Apr-2012 08:04 pm (UTC)
woah
x_noisekisses 1st-Apr-2012 08:04 pm (UTC)
hahahaaa april fools! right? ...RIGHT?
fear_toxin 1st-Apr-2012 08:25 pm (UTC)
Most likely but I hope not.
morrbido 1st-Apr-2012 08:04 pm (UTC)
oh i thought it was going to be something real :\
x_noisekisses 1st-Apr-2012 08:07 pm (UTC)
me too and i was kind of looking forward to it just cause anytime something changes around here, it's such a clusterfuck of whiny people, ~i'm leaving comments, i miss 2007 ontd, etc. it's kind of hilarious.
sadisticsidhe 1st-Apr-2012 08:05 pm (UTC)
bluefire311 1st-Apr-2012 08:05 pm (UTC)
hahaha
megswan 1st-Apr-2012 08:05 pm (UTC)
mte <3
_xxtom 1st-Apr-2012 08:06 pm (UTC)
lol
bb_kb 1st-Apr-2012 08:08 pm (UTC)
lmao yes
chuk_is_dazzled 1st-Apr-2012 08:08 pm (UTC)
lol
firecracker_sj 1st-Apr-2012 08:13 pm (UTC)
truth
daisychain_halo 1st-Apr-2012 08:16 pm (UTC)
yas
roxi9 1st-Apr-2012 08:22 pm (UTC)
lol true
genbu_no_miko24 1st-Apr-2012 08:25 pm (UTC)
loooooooool
blocaholic 1st-Apr-2012 08:30 pm (UTC)
lmao!!
heure_actuelle 1st-Apr-2012 08:40 pm (UTC)
lol
heure_actuelle 1st-Apr-2012 08:44 pm (UTC)
lol me tbh
glowing_dragon 1st-Apr-2012 09:25 pm (UTC)
Hahaha.
danibel 1st-Apr-2012 10:22 pm (UTC)
lol this makes me sad cuz it's my birfday :(

(srs)
bee_xx3 1st-Apr-2012 08:05 pm (UTC)
I don't like this...
fauxdistressed 1st-Apr-2012 08:05 pm (UTC)
thisgonnabegood.gif
astormatsea 1st-Apr-2012 08:05 pm (UTC)
well u tried it
megswan 1st-Apr-2012 08:05 pm (UTC)
lol ok
ioso 1st-Apr-2012 08:05 pm (UTC)
Political and current events posts are no longer allowed. ONTD is a community for celebrity gossip, not your personal soapbox for your issues with society or racism or sexism or classism or ageism or whatever other isms that exist.

Can this be real please?
morrbido 1st-Apr-2012 08:07 pm (UTC)
ontd would be boring without the isms
ioso 1st-Apr-2012 08:08 pm (UTC)
It already is boring. It's not like there's discussion, it's just a giant circlejerk every time.
soho 1st-Apr-2012 08:08 pm (UTC)
Yeah, it sucks that people care about stuff.
heulog 1st-Apr-2012 08:08 pm (UTC)
Even the ones that were related to celebrity news (i.e. THG racist tweets) have just been so damn depressing that I almost wish this one were true.
crookedrain 1st-Apr-2012 08:23 pm (UTC)
ikr the PC police are ruining ontd
georgie_georgie 1st-Apr-2012 09:26 pm (UTC)
Wow at this thread. You just made your point gurl ;)
Plus, it's the same 5 or so users arguing with everyone in every single wank-bait post.
idiftl 1st-Apr-2012 08:05 pm (UTC)
aaaaaaand thats why i believe nothing on april fools lol
ladyserenity84 1st-Apr-2012 08:12 pm (UTC)
Same here, same here.
kimberlli_jv 1st-Apr-2012 08:05 pm (UTC)
Peen posts are a rarity that will be missed. Thank God Nobodies and Stan Wars are being unallowed. If this is not an April Fools Joke, I don't mind these changes.
spoonsrus 1st-Apr-2012 08:05 pm (UTC)
blaaaah
crookedrain 1st-Apr-2012 08:05 pm (UTC)
flop post
davejohn 1st-Apr-2012 08:32 pm (UTC)
b&
piratesswoop 1st-Apr-2012 08:05 pm (UTC)
galactoze 1st-Apr-2012 08:08 pm (UTC)
ah those comment layout change posts! it was fun.
shop4peace 1st-Apr-2012 08:14 pm (UTC)
You have no idea how much I was hoping they'd go back to the blue (or green!!) layouts for today.
shortliljackers 1st-Apr-2012 09:43 pm (UTC)
that would've been fun.
danibel 1st-Apr-2012 10:24 pm (UTC)
that would have been an excellent trolling maneuver tbh
carazon 1st-Apr-2012 08:14 pm (UTC)
Too bad the old commenting layout is gone and LJ's new one is terrible.
andbetty 1st-Apr-2012 08:51 pm (UTC)
the best rule change wank post of all time was the purple comments 1.0 that were so shitty the mods changed it back in like 2 hours
actxappalledx 1st-Apr-2012 09:06 pm (UTC)
lol i remember being ~outraged over the layout change and now i dont even remember what it looked like
x_noisekisses 1st-Apr-2012 08:05 pm (UTC)
but tbh as this place gets bigger and bigger i can see things like this happening

ADVERTISER DEMANDS have grown beyond the berm of my control. Since we are still hosting advertising, we regrettably have to deny posts with conflicting interests of our sponsors. What does this mean? Every Monday, I will post of list of what's NOT allowed on ONTD. One of our contracts with an advertising firm just expired, hence the delay on this announcement.

Here's this week's small list, for example:

We are promoting THE WANTED only, so ONE DIRECTION posts will no longer be accepted until further notice
LMFAO is banned until 4/30/12
Vampire Diaries is banned until further notice
damnsonyouhigh 1st-Apr-2012 08:10 pm (UTC)
lmfao will be a flop hasbeen group by 4/30/12
celtic_thistle 2nd-Apr-2012 10:51 pm (UTC)
I honestly wish they would ban Vampire Diaries and 1D/The Wanted.
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