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Sucky is Mahn [info]ellinorianne
11:47 am - 05/16/2006

Katie Holmes and her stretch marks...



They must have called in the best make-up artist in all of Hollywood, because Katie Holmes showed off some stretch marks at a baseball game with Tom Cruise. She made sure to show us her battle scars. Still has that same creepy look on her face, though!






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I'm sorry, that's not an accident. Nursing bra, stretch marks, I feel like we are being told a story with this poor woman's body. We get it, she gave birth! Most women get stretch marks.
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[info]kristeniness 16th-May-2006 07:16 pm (UTC)
the poor woman, looks so drained. She needs to get away from tom ASAP!!!!
[info]batman 16th-May-2006 08:54 pm (UTC)
she just gave birth and it doesn't seem like she's rested
i don't think that's entirely tom's fault



aside from the fact that he impregnated her
and she's travelling around to promote his movie



but still
[info]kristeniness 16th-May-2006 09:09 pm (UTC)
I know she should be resting instead of traveling the world
[info]wafflesizzle 16th-May-2006 07:17 pm (UTC)
Not to sound shallow, but ew.
[info]treefrog 16th-May-2006 07:36 pm (UTC)
Yeah, that DOES sound shallow. Ass.
[info]uhohlisa 16th-May-2006 10:46 pm (UTC)
stretch marks are not attractive, much like how fat is not attractive. it's not shallow, it's the truth.
[info]ifancylust 16th-May-2006 07:38 pm (UTC)
agreed.
[info]banalust 16th-May-2006 08:41 pm (UTC)
The Tatoos (tats) of a REAL WOMAN...

... I'm a woman and even I have to say "ewww"
[info]eat_your_heart 16th-May-2006 08:47 pm (UTC)
Well wtf DO you think you sound like?
[info]hkitty4891 16th-May-2006 11:05 pm (UTC)
totally.
[info]nonadarling 16th-May-2006 11:24 pm (UTC)
i agree, it's fucking nasty!
[info]orthographes 16th-May-2006 11:50 pm (UTC)
iawtc.
[info]sara_t_05 17th-May-2006 12:12 am (UTC)
So what? It happens.
[info]christinemozart 17th-May-2006 02:22 am (UTC)
Indeed. All women have some stretch marks from boobs growth and around the up thigh-hips but it's still gross, I admit it. Humans just aren't perfect
[info]ismaithliom 16th-May-2006 07:17 pm (UTC)
Someone needs to tell her that low rise jeans 1 size too small do not suit people who gave birth 3 weeks ago....
[info]crittercritter 16th-May-2006 07:54 pm (UTC)
Or did she give birthy 3 months ago!?!?!?
[info]joanette 17th-May-2006 03:03 am (UTC)
I <3 your icon!!!
Chris and Gwen are the most adorable couple in the universe:)
[info]_laced 16th-May-2006 07:17 pm (UTC)
they look funny
[info]gaelicbutterfly 16th-May-2006 07:18 pm (UTC)
ick. like we needed a closeup.
[info]selinki02 16th-May-2006 07:20 pm (UTC)
lol, love the brit icon cause it is like she is looking at the pictures with us!
[info]hellcatclassic 16th-May-2006 07:19 pm (UTC)
i hope i don't get really bad stretch marks :\
[info]bloody_nora 16th-May-2006 09:11 pm (UTC)
it comes to us all. my belly looks like a road map of indiana
[info]knifeinmyhand 16th-May-2006 09:59 pm (UTC)
Two words: COCOA BUTTER

I only got one little stretch mark on my belly button. And my butt (from the skin getting pulled up from the back), so make sure to cover your ENTIRE torso with that stuff. I swear on my life it works like a charm.
[info]donnazita 16th-May-2006 11:33 pm (UTC)
I heard rubbing olive oil can help.
[info]saladbar 19th-May-2006 06:56 pm (UTC)
After two babes I never got a stretch mark. It is a genetic thing I guess...
[info]not_on_weekends 16th-May-2006 07:19 pm (UTC)
So where's Suri?
[info]estellegetty 16th-May-2006 07:20 pm (UTC)
Moms are allowed days off.
[info]touchofmascara 16th-May-2006 07:21 pm (UTC)
Yeah, but she's been a mom for like a month - and she has been out and about quite a bit.
[info]gaelicbutterfly 16th-May-2006 08:01 pm (UTC)
Tom already fed her to the aliens for nourishment.
[info]angedesoir 16th-May-2006 09:37 pm (UTC)
Having her first auditing session
[info]nicknolteshair 16th-May-2006 07:19 pm (UTC)
That looks real to me. How was she to know a pic would be taken pointing up to her waist? It doesn't look like she is purposely showing the stretch marks off or anything.
[info]touchofmascara 16th-May-2006 07:22 pm (UTC)
they absolutely look real - and she was just wearing a jacket too small for her. THE END.
[info]faceless_girl 16th-May-2006 07:36 pm (UTC)
seriously.. leave the girl alone! lol
[info]supershantastic 17th-May-2006 06:49 pm (UTC)
I agree, I actually feel sorry for the girl. It's bad enough she has to be with Tom, but she can't even go out in public without someone taking a picture of her stretchmarks!
[info]ismaithliom 16th-May-2006 07:19 pm (UTC)
Looks like they are gazing adoringly at some apparition in a white sheet...
[info]chatup 16th-May-2006 07:19 pm (UTC)
those will fade and money can buy expensive surgery and creams to get rid of that. Tom won't have any of that.
[info]athornbird 16th-May-2006 07:58 pm (UTC)
She just needs her vitamins.
[info]amarris 17th-May-2006 05:59 am (UTC)
Is that you? If it is, you're gorg ♥
[info]lenorea 16th-May-2006 08:24 pm (UTC)
As far as I know, there is no surgery to fully repair stretch marks.
[info]ladybella 16th-May-2006 07:19 pm (UTC)
*looks at own body*

Yup. Those are stretch marks.
[info]jeshers 16th-May-2006 09:39 pm (UTC)
Lol, I was thinking the same thing.
[info]absolutely 16th-May-2006 07:20 pm (UTC)
holy shit batman shes human!
[info]thediva 16th-May-2006 10:47 pm (UTC)
hello, right!
[info]___majka 17th-May-2006 02:28 pm (UTC)
i know right!
[info]ladycakes 16th-May-2006 07:20 pm (UTC)
*sigh*

Why do people feel the need to do this? What is wrong with these people that they can't stay home with their baby?
[info]jrexasaurus 16th-May-2006 08:22 pm (UTC)
oh yes why must these people attend their children's events, how irritating of them
[info]ladycakes 16th-May-2006 08:41 pm (UTC)
Oh please. Everything this fucker does is for publicity. How many people in Hollywood have kids? How many other pictures do you see of their parents attending their kid's events? You realize that their publicists CALL the press and tell them where to go, right? That lunatic clam wants to make sure that everyone knows how much of a "family man" he is 24/7...even though he left town moments after the birth of his child.
[info]uhohlisa 16th-May-2006 10:49 pm (UTC)
what are you talking about?
[info]shanna 17th-May-2006 12:24 am (UTC)
agreed
[info]8linepoem 16th-May-2006 07:21 pm (UTC)
look at her deranged smile in the last photo. poor creature.
[info]starvingyou 16th-May-2006 07:21 pm (UTC)
god we get it and being a woman she will get them after being pregnant.
I hope people atleast leave that alone.
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