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4:17 pm - 03/26/2012

'Fifty Shades of Grey' movie rights acquired by Universal and Focus Features


The erotically charged novel Fifty Shades of Grey has already become a phenomenon among eBook readers, but now it will be titillating on a much larger screen.
Universal Pictures and Focus Features announced this morning they have acquired film rights to the novel authored by TV executive and mother of two, E.L. James, with plans to create a trilogy out of the novel and its two sequels. “At its core, this is a romance of the most emotionally resonant, but delicate, order — and we look forward to working with our colleagues at Universal to transform E.L. James’ vision into a great film,” says Focus Features chief James Schamus.
The book is about wealthy 27-year-old, Christian Grey, who engages in a dominant/submissive love affair with 21-year-old college student Anastasia Steele.
In her B-plus review of the novel, which began life as Twilight fan fiction, EW’s Lisa Schwarzbaum placed the book in the tradition of erotic literature ranging from The Story of O, Toni Bentley’s The Surrender, and Catherine Millet’s The Sexual Life of Catherine M.
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wonderwomanhero 26th-Mar-2012 07:27 pm (UTC)
dottiehinkle 26th-Mar-2012 07:30 pm (UTC)
You should do an erotic reading of the tampon scene.
wonderwomanhero 26th-Mar-2012 07:32 pm (UTC)
Want me to?
laminy 26th-Mar-2012 07:59 pm (UTC)
THERE'S A TAMPON SCENE?

How I have not seen this float by my eyes yet?
ljubavirakija 26th-Mar-2012 07:27 pm (UTC)
Can't wait to see the tampon scene in IMAX 3D
henryevil 26th-Mar-2012 07:28 pm (UTC)
GURL WHAT
liferule91 26th-Mar-2012 07:29 pm (UTC)
lmfao
superdogbiter 26th-Mar-2012 07:34 pm (UTC)
and the HOLY FUCK......Jeez
beatlesluv 26th-Mar-2012 08:28 pm (UTC)
LMAOOO I am so confused about how they gonna do that yikes
superdogbiter 26th-Mar-2012 07:27 pm (UTC)
I believe this movie already came out
It's called Secretery
cuteej4 26th-Mar-2012 07:29 pm (UTC)
How dare you compare the flawless Secretary to this piece of crap
ronfaure 27th-Mar-2012 03:43 am (UTC)
Oh hey a movie I like lmao
missmonkeydust 26th-Mar-2012 07:36 pm (UTC)
Shut your whore mouth.
slaughtermatic 26th-Mar-2012 08:53 pm (UTC)
WHAT THE HELL HIS NAME IS EDWARD GREY

How has no one picked up on this?
joliebelle 26th-Mar-2012 09:15 pm (UTC)
that movie cemented my love for james spader
animalyears 27th-Mar-2012 08:24 pm (UTC)
i love that movie more than life
therearewords 26th-Mar-2012 07:27 pm (UTC)
I thought the man would be older.
winninghearts 26th-Mar-2012 07:28 pm (UTC)
ikr, it's just not sexy to me if it is some kid

it has to some older, experienced guy
hiclasslowlife 26th-Mar-2012 07:32 pm (UTC)
i totally thought it was an older dude
boo on 27 year old
therearewords 26th-Mar-2012 07:32 pm (UTC)
As it started out as Twilight Fanfic I thought the 'author' would go with the older the better.
winegums 26th-Mar-2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
eh, stop insulting 27-year-olds. I am one, and no kid tyvm.

(it makes me cringe to be the same age as this pos tho, I want my birthday to come around quickly so this can change)
false_hate 26th-Mar-2012 07:41 pm (UTC)
He's supposed to be a ~boy genius~ and he sadly got his start by being molested by his mother's best friend at age 15.

You can't make this shit up.
theratwhispers 26th-Mar-2012 07:27 pm (UTC)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


Ontd needs to write a novel.
jazzypom Same27th-Mar-2012 09:06 pm (UTC)
I've suddenly found myself with a fair bit of time, so... yes.
emeyea 26th-Mar-2012 08:37 pm (UTC)
Seriously. I think if we all contribute one sentence at a time, it'll be the best book ever. The most WTF book, but the best.
lokiyan 26th-Mar-2012 09:20 pm (UTC)
It would just be a gigantic blind item, lbr.
infinite_drag 26th-Mar-2012 10:28 pm (UTC)
Honestly, I think they'll end up going for an R rated cut so they to get the maximum return on this POS...
violue 26th-Mar-2012 07:28 pm (UTC)
I wanna win the lottery and then hire Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins or convincing lookalikes to act out my favorite sexy fanfic.
imnotasquirrel 26th-Mar-2012 07:29 pm (UTC)
does this sexy fanfic have the lines "everybody was dad" in it?
timbershiver 26th-Mar-2012 08:48 pm (UTC)
the 'everybody was dad' thing had me sobbing. I popped in my head during a meeting and I had to start coughing to cover my laffs.
mhfromnh 27th-Mar-2012 02:30 am (UTC)
her mom was dad, her dad was dad.
therealycats 27th-Mar-2012 02:56 am (UTC)
omg lmao
mmmyesplease 26th-Mar-2012 07:28 pm (UTC)
I shudder for society, I really do.
cuteej4 26th-Mar-2012 07:28 pm (UTC)
The funniest thing is that they try to analyze the material and justify the crap even though they couldn't care less about any of it except the money it will make
vickyblueeyez 26th-Mar-2012 07:30 pm (UTC)
srs question is srs. What's the stance on vampires and period sex? Cause I'm so thinking of writing about one who likes it but I don't think society/readers would be able to handle it. Even if it is Adult Paranormal/Adult Erotica.

I was talking about it with my hubs and he's all "It's not blood blood." I know that but a vamp shouldn't care right? I figure the vamp would like the taste.
guadalcanal 26th-Mar-2012 07:33 pm (UTC)
I'd think vampires would love it, because while it's not blood~blood it's packed with, idk protein and stuff?
therearewords 26th-Mar-2012 07:33 pm (UTC)
I think Bill had some of Sookie's once?
liferule91 26th-Mar-2012 07:33 pm (UTC)
the 12 year old me is going "ewwwww gross."

vickyblueeyez 26th-Mar-2012 07:35 pm (UTC)
exactly. It's why I'm thinking of writing two versions. One with and one without.
dropdeadpirate 26th-Mar-2012 07:33 pm (UTC)
If they can handle this, I guess they could handle that.

& Lol @ your husband. Yes it issss.
age_of_green 26th-Mar-2012 07:34 pm (UTC)
SMeyer said it's a no go, idk about other writers. Actually don't read that much paranormal erotica now, but I haven't seen it in any harlequin knock-offs.
deceitful 26th-Mar-2012 07:35 pm (UTC)
Perhaps it could be written to be enjoyed as some sort of jam on toast.
ciel_est_bleu 26th-Mar-2012 08:01 pm (UTC)
there was something about that in the vampire chronicles I read when I was like 14... oral sex, as far as I remember

wiki says it's in Memnoch the devil, with this fundamentalist girl dora, Lestat likes it :)
jack_rowen 26th-Mar-2012 08:34 pm (UTC)
from what i've gathered over the years from reading a lot of vampire lit, authors generally just don't address it in their books, understandably so, but at the same time it seems like a cop out cause obvs their female protag is gonna have a period while around their ~vamp lover and since it is blood it makes no sense for it to just be ignored completely

i give props to some authors who at least make some mention of it in their stories
ms_mmelissa 26th-Mar-2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
Girl, this is so common in vamp fanfic.

I remember stumbling upon BtVS fanfic when I was 12. That fandom is crazy, everything I've ever read after that seems so tame by comparison.
winegums 26th-Mar-2012 08:42 pm (UTC)
but period blood smells v. different from normal blood tho. Your husband is right, it's not "blood blood".
lapetite 26th-Mar-2012 10:42 pm (UTC)
Anne Rice did it in Memnoch the Devil. Well... it wasn't so much sex as Lestat feeding on period blood.
infinite_drag 26th-Mar-2012 10:44 pm (UTC)
I've actually had a few inane hypothetical conversations with friends on the topic if vampires existed, that they'd probably go batshit crazy over a woman who is menstruating.
ladyseraph_756 27th-Mar-2012 01:19 am (UTC)
I'm sure there was a scene in Memnoch the devi by Anne Ricel where Lestat went down on this girl when she was on her period. Won't forget that in a hurry
/need brain bleach
mhfromnh 27th-Mar-2012 02:35 am (UTC)
well, menstrual fluid contains some blood, as well as cervical mucus, vaginal secretions, and endometrial tissue. depends on whether the sucker likes the taste of mucus and tissue as well.
therealycats 27th-Mar-2012 02:58 am (UTC)
Well, Lestat didn't care, but granted Lestat had just come out of hell and was seeking some sort of redemption in the menstrual blood of a televangelist.
heulog 26th-Mar-2012 07:30 pm (UTC)
Can I just say that I LOVE the names these shitty writers come up with for their protagonists. Because they always somehow manage to look so obviously made-up, even when they're relatively mundane names.
therealycats 27th-Mar-2012 02:58 am (UTC)
Anastasia Steele is just too much.
age_of_green 26th-Mar-2012 07:30 pm (UTC)
She's a tv executive? Really? That explains a lot.

Edited at 2012-03-26 07:31 pm (UTC)
vickyblueeyez 26th-Mar-2012 07:32 pm (UTC)
maybe this is why it was trending in LA when you mentioned it
imnotasquirrel 26th-Mar-2012 07:32 pm (UTC)
she's actually a British tv executive, IIRC, so oop @ you.
ladyserenity84 26th-Mar-2012 07:32 pm (UTC)
It definitely explains how she was able to get a movie deal so readily.
natywentz 26th-Mar-2012 07:32 pm (UTC)
i thought the author was british .....
kris_terror 26th-Mar-2012 07:53 pm (UTC)
They have television companies in the UK too?
tangerinefriday 27th-Mar-2012 09:44 am (UTC)
Christ. This bitch should know better!
imnotasquirrel 26th-Mar-2012 07:30 pm (UTC)
i'm almost done with the fanfic, but i cheated and started skimming the sex scenes after a while. it got SO repetitive.
vickyblueeyez 26th-Mar-2012 07:34 pm (UTC)
after reading the excerpt of the tampoon scene here http://fuckyeahohnotheydidnt.tumblr.com/post/19821325639/50-shades-of-grey-writer-may-nab-5m-for-movie

I won't be able to read the fanfic. Too painful
appleweiland 26th-Mar-2012 07:38 pm (UTC)
I wanna read this shit! EDo you have a link?
sugarbobbin 26th-Mar-2012 07:40 pm (UTC)
google Master of the Universe pdf.
false_hate 26th-Mar-2012 07:42 pm (UTC)
I just remember the scenes where they fuck in his car after a highway chase by their stalker, lol. And, when he shaved her pubic hair in bed.
peasantings 27th-Mar-2012 02:14 pm (UTC)
I have made it through 20 pages, and the amount of ellipses....are...killing...me.

ALSO THE PART WHERE SHE FANTASIZES ABOUT "BREATHABLE PANTS". I DIED.
zoozootaz 26th-Mar-2012 07:31 pm (UTC)
smh, universal.

so after swath, this is what they have to offer?

Edited at 2012-03-26 07:32 pm (UTC)
noneformethanx 26th-Mar-2012 07:31 pm (UTC)
I can't wait!! Porn parody within a porn parody!!
winegums 26th-Mar-2012 08:45 pm (UTC)
it's so meta, it is its own parody.
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