ONTD

4:43 pm - 03/16/2012

#HORNY2012: Jason Russell Arrested for Allegedly Masturbating in Public


The mastermind behind the now-famous "Kony 2012" video was arrested last night in San Diego for allegedly being drunk in public and masturbating ... this according to NBC7 in San Diego.

Jason Russell was taken into custody by San Diego cops. In addition to allegedly masturbating, cops say he vandalized cars.

Russell, the co-founder of "Kony 2012," is the father of two, and says he wants to have 9 more kids.

Russell is the co-founder of Invisible Children as well as the filmmaker of the ultra-viral video which has set records on the Internet -- with more than 80 million views.

Invisible Children released a "statement":

“Jason Russell was unfortunately hospitalized yesterday suffering from exhaustion, dehydration, and malnutrition. He is now receiving medical care and is focused on getting better. The past two weeks have taken a severe emotional toll on all of us, Jason especially, and that toll manifested itself in an unfortunate incident yesterday. Jason’s passion and his work have done so much to help so many, and we are devastated to see him dealing with this personal health issue. We will always love and support Jason, and we ask that you give his entire family privacy during this difficult time.”

source

womp womp~
reginageorge 16th-Mar-2012 09:02 pm (UTC)
oh god damnit i just submitted this
lauridsen09 16th-Mar-2012 09:03 pm (UTC)
So did I, lol. Different source/longer article though.
crystalzelda 16th-Mar-2012 09:04 pm (UTC)
me three lol
spillvegas 16th-Mar-2012 09:04 pm (UTC)
haha me too! this story is crazy
bee_xx3 16th-Mar-2012 09:05 pm (UTC)
As did I.
kwikimart 16th-Mar-2012 09:05 pm (UTC)
me five!
aw :/
chihaya19 16th-Mar-2012 09:05 pm (UTC)
me too! LOL
d00ditsemily 16th-Mar-2012 09:06 pm (UTC)
me too hahaha i was wondering why the mod didn't leave a damn note to why they rejected it
invisible_cunt 16th-Mar-2012 09:07 pm (UTC)
same!! with a different article and better title:
invisble children co-founder using your money to masturbate and wreck shit
bluepassiflora 16th-Mar-2012 09:10 pm (UTC)
Me, too with a Tracy Jordan "I am a Jedi!" reference.
speedychi 16th-Mar-2012 09:30 pm (UTC)
lol same and el jay was being dumb
celtic_thistle 16th-Mar-2012 09:31 pm (UTC)
lmao same here
kuuuchan 16th-Mar-2012 09:35 pm (UTC)
me too. LOL
rebeljean 16th-Mar-2012 09:41 pm (UTC)
me too. lol
hobnailedboots 16th-Mar-2012 09:50 pm (UTC)
sometimes I think I should man up and submit things, but it looks like there are more than enough ontd submitters, lol
scarletfbl 16th-Mar-2012 10:42 pm (UTC)
I didn't. I just want to be part of this thread. I just have a lot of feelings
wildfawn 17th-Mar-2012 12:02 am (UTC)
aphrodite5239 17th-Mar-2012 12:11 am (UTC)
LAWL
kwikimart 17th-Mar-2012 03:17 pm (UTC)
LOL
maryhurt 17th-Mar-2012 03:25 am (UTC)
YOU ARE ALL LYING
primroseway 17th-Mar-2012 04:35 am (UTC)
haha i submitted it too
fruitariyum 16th-Mar-2012 09:02 pm (UTC)
lawdt dis gonna b g00d
tw_31988 16th-Mar-2012 10:35 pm (UTC)
the ONTD gods have been good with us.
ohsnapohsnap 16th-Mar-2012 09:02 pm (UTC)
doh i just sent this in
reginageorge 16th-Mar-2012 09:02 pm (UTC)
but, i am settling into this post

drkshdw 16th-Mar-2012 09:02 pm (UTC)
i'd watch him masturbate js
bluebeard 16th-Mar-2012 09:05 pm (UTC)
me 2
leviicorpus 16th-Mar-2012 09:07 pm (UTC)
I'd do more than that, I'd be an active participant.
whitegirlthin 16th-Mar-2012 09:44 pm (UTC)
he's not ugly, that's for sure
lovepollution 16th-Mar-2012 09:47 pm (UTC)
I should probably feel bad that during a lot of that Kony video I was just thinking how good looking he was (Jason Russell that is, not Kony).
dame_n_doortune 16th-Mar-2012 09:50 pm (UTC)
MESOHONY2012
luminaris 16th-Mar-2012 09:57 pm (UTC)
YES can we PLEASE make that phrase a thing? I'm down
felixdemarco 16th-Mar-2012 10:08 pm (UTC)
lolllll
georgie_georgie 16th-Mar-2012 10:23 pm (UTC)
lol
scarletfbl 16th-Mar-2012 10:43 pm (UTC)
dead
open_fire_ 17th-Mar-2012 03:18 pm (UTC)
hahahaaa
judgmental 17th-Mar-2012 12:19 am (UTC)
Me too. I regret nothing t b h.
carryyourheart 16th-Mar-2012 09:02 pm (UTC)
lmfaoooooo
fruitariyum 16th-Mar-2012 09:03 pm (UTC)
WANK POAST tbh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
moob 16th-Mar-2012 09:05 pm (UTC)
mte
hobnailedboots 16th-Mar-2012 09:50 pm (UTC)
lol
clothingaddict 16th-Mar-2012 09:03 pm (UTC)
lmao literally
ratchetry 16th-Mar-2012 09:03 pm (UTC)
lol Invisible Children released a statement

Jason Russell was unfortunately hospitalized yesterday suffering from exhaustion, dehydration, and malnutrition. He is now receiving medical care and is focused on getting better. The past two weeks have taken a severe emotional toll on all of us, Jason especially, and that toll manifested itself in an unfortunate incident yesterday. Jason’s passion and his work have done so much to help so many, and we are devastated to see him dealing with this personal health issue. We will always love and support Jason, and we ask that you give his entire family privacy during this difficult time.”
clothingaddict 16th-Mar-2012 09:03 pm (UTC)
that bullshit is rank
wildelight 16th-Mar-2012 09:04 pm (UTC)
i wasn't aware jacking off in public was a symptom of exhaustion, dehydration, or malnutrition
caitiecait 16th-Mar-2012 09:08 pm (UTC)
Just did that today. But don't worry after a little nap, some water, and a Carnation Instant Breakfast I feel great!
parisdiorchanel 16th-Mar-2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
lmao
emo_isoverused 16th-Mar-2012 09:29 pm (UTC)
lol
apothecaries 16th-Mar-2012 09:33 pm (UTC)
Thats going to be my new excuse.
cookinguptales 16th-Mar-2012 09:44 pm (UTC)
I guess if you do it enough, though, one may lead to the other...
congresstart 16th-Mar-2012 09:04 pm (UTC)
LMAO
ion_square 16th-Mar-2012 09:04 pm (UTC)
lol irl
eaglefan2011 16th-Mar-2012 09:05 pm (UTC)
lol
piratesswoop 16th-Mar-2012 09:05 pm (UTC)
lol okay
ibkod 16th-Mar-2012 09:05 pm (UTC)
I know the first thing I do when I'm exhausted, dehydrated and malnourished is take off my clothes, jump into traffic and start masturbating

seems legit
carryyourheart 16th-Mar-2012 09:06 pm (UTC)
Jason’s passion and his work have done so much to help so many

l o l
musicnextdoor 16th-Mar-2012 09:06 pm (UTC)
passion, lol

caulifloral 16th-Mar-2012 09:06 pm (UTC)
looooooooooooooool so even if that covers (barely) the "looked like he was under the influence of intoxicants" bit........i've been severely dehydrated/malnourished before and i never publicly masturbated whilst vandalizing cars tbh

but good try, ic. good try.
glamourfcker 16th-Mar-2012 09:07 pm (UTC)
lmao did they really think this wouldn't come out?
d00ditsemily 16th-Mar-2012 09:07 pm (UTC)
They can't own up to anything can they?
sparklepixie 16th-Mar-2012 09:07 pm (UTC)
LOL!!
recoil_ 16th-Mar-2012 09:07 pm (UTC)
suffering from exhaustion

He was going at it pretty hard then, eh.
invisible_cunt 16th-Mar-2012 09:08 pm (UTC)
he's trying to ~feel what them african children feel
leviicorpus 16th-Mar-2012 09:08 pm (UTC)
LOLLLLL

they tried it
harborafternoon 16th-Mar-2012 09:10 pm (UTC)
this kony campaign makes me anxious that it's some moral strategy to cover some other interests the proponents have- like it's a way of political entry.
haverchuck_bill 16th-Mar-2012 09:19 pm (UTC)
Who are these bitches trying to fool?
celtic_thistle 16th-Mar-2012 09:31 pm (UTC)
Isn't lying a sin?

Edited at 2012-03-16 09:32 pm (UTC)
shelostcontro1 16th-Mar-2012 09:34 pm (UTC)
possibly the WORST statement ever issued tbh
delleve 16th-Mar-2012 09:37 pm (UTC)
hahahahahaha

NOPE
x_butterfly19_x 16th-Mar-2012 09:42 pm (UTC)
l m a o
whitegirlthin 16th-Mar-2012 09:49 pm (UTC)
just give him some coconut water and he won't feel the need to go out naked in public and allegedly masturbate
hobnailedboots 16th-Mar-2012 09:52 pm (UTC)
lol omg so:

exhaustion = drunk

dehydration = hungover

malnutrition = subscribed to the doctrine 'eating is cheating' and is now paying for it

haha, I feel like Amanda Bynes spelling this all out.
saltireflower 16th-Mar-2012 10:03 pm (UTC)
Lmao this is getting pathetic now.
lcacbc 16th-Mar-2012 10:09 pm (UTC)
okkkk then
levenah 16th-Mar-2012 10:15 pm (UTC)
LOL
lowlighter 16th-Mar-2012 10:39 pm (UTC)
LMAO I CAN'T EVEN.
brightstarmara 17th-Mar-2012 09:04 am (UTC)
They are going the comedy route.
sh3l8y 16th-Mar-2012 09:03 pm (UTC)
lmao
isntdaveone 16th-Mar-2012 09:03 pm (UTC)
he's a cutie patootie!
oceanhue 16th-Mar-2012 09:03 pm (UTC)
OMG I live in San Diego! I wish I was out and video taped this and was the one that ~revealed~ it. I would've been FAMOUS.
chaquitalicia04 16th-Mar-2012 10:20 pm (UTC)
I thought it was OB. PB makes way more sense though...

ONTD-SD PARTY!
bb_kb 16th-Mar-2012 10:52 pm (UTC)
lmao
pb please dont ever change
paparatti 16th-Mar-2012 09:53 pm (UTC)
It's a good thing it's raining this weekend, that's all I am saying.
color_schemer 17th-Mar-2012 12:19 am (UTC)
sd represent~
reforzado 17th-Mar-2012 03:04 am (UTC)
SD for life~
bluebandit77 16th-Mar-2012 09:03 pm (UTC)
bony 12'

nasty ass
idiftl 16th-Mar-2012 09:07 pm (UTC)
LOL
bluebandit77 16th-Mar-2012 09:08 pm (UTC)
:D
invisible_cunt 16th-Mar-2012 09:09 pm (UTC)
that's exactly what i posted it as on facebook just now :p
caitiecait 16th-Mar-2012 09:10 pm (UTC)
YES!
cityxpretty 16th-Mar-2012 09:31 pm (UTC)
lmao
whutness 16th-Mar-2012 09:31 pm (UTC)
LOL
shelostcontro1 16th-Mar-2012 09:36 pm (UTC)
#HORNY2012
whitegirlthin 16th-Mar-2012 09:50 pm (UTC)
loll girl, you are too cute ;) <3
brucelynn 16th-Mar-2012 09:52 pm (UTC)
dead
aphrodite5239 17th-Mar-2012 12:42 am (UTC)
rofffll omggg
_autonomy 17th-Mar-2012 02:39 am (UTC)
MESOHONY2012
sandvich 16th-Mar-2012 09:03 pm (UTC)
iamglory 16th-Mar-2012 09:27 pm (UTC)
I LOVE THIS REACTION!!!
ladypolitik 16th-Mar-2012 09:45 pm (UTC)
EXACTLY LMFAO
groffiswin 16th-Mar-2012 10:11 pm (UTC)
mte
moob 16th-Mar-2012 09:03 pm (UTC)
what's with his teeth in that pic omg
violue 16th-Mar-2012 09:06 pm (UTC)
He's making his sexy face.
tradskins 16th-Mar-2012 09:06 pm (UTC)
MFTE D:
tw_31988 16th-Mar-2012 10:36 pm (UTC)
lol.ikr?
shanny_w 17th-Mar-2012 04:07 am (UTC)
they're radiant!
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