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10:31 am - 03/15/2012

Fifty Shades of Grey: Risque Trilogy a Hit with the Playground Posse



Not since women were stealing their daughter's Twilight books for midnight reading binges, has a series of novels so steamed up the mommy set. The New York Post reports that the X-rated "Fifty Shades" trilogy, by E.L. James, British television executive and mom of two, has already sold 250,000 copies and scored James the number one spot on the NY Times bestseller list.

"Fifty Shades of Grey," the first installment, has become know as "The Book" around school pick ups on New York City's Upper East Side. "I couldn't put it down," says NYC mom Michele Yogel, 33, "I'd be sitting on the couch at 7 a.m. with my two kids while they're watching cartoons and drinking milk and I'd be reading it on the Kindle app on my phone."

While Stephanie Meyer's books were mainly about the thrill of the chase and the anticipation of the kill, James's series is more of a full frontal assault. Unabashedly not YA, these books are part of a genre called BDSM (or "bondage, discipline, sadism, masochism") fiction. In the first novel, the kinky anti-hero, billionaire Christian Grey, turns his good girl paramour Anastasia Steele into a submissive sex slave. While the next two volumes chronicle their deepening love, the Post reports that "flip to a random page…point to a line and you're basically guaranteed to land on a graphic, adjective-laden sex scene…."

Reportedly, first-time author James was herself a Twilight fan when she stumbled on BDSM fiction and "found it really hot." She's not the only one. "Kids have never seen their mothers reading so much," says 42-year-old Allysa Goldman. Goldman, Yogel, and other bibliophiles agree that its adding spark back to "everyone's marriage."

And dads are getting in on the act as well. "That's going to be the newest thing in real estate," laughed a NYC bigwig who wanted to remain anonymous, "a media room and a 'red room of pain'."


Two weeks ago a paperback copy of Fifty Shades of Grey was listed on Amazon.com for an astounding $999.99. Now, Vintage has picked up the rights for a reported 7-figure sum. The initial combined print run for the three books will be 750,000 copies. The first will be available on April 3, 2012.

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vickyblueeyez 15th-Mar-2012 04:35 pm (UTC)
Self published people spill, how do you do it? Where do you start. At this rate I might as well make my Spock/Uhura fic into something. >:[
squirrels_oh_no 15th-Mar-2012 04:38 pm (UTC)
Not self published, but I work with bunches of them. They use stuff like Createspace and Smashwords, etc to create a product, make a cover, sell it at a reasonable price (at 99 cents on Amazon you're making 33 cents for each book sold), and advertise advertise advertise. Work with bloggers to publicize, do interviews with them, use twitter like your life depends on it, Amazon message boards. You just have to do whatever you can think of, but I know several self-published writers who make $1000 a month doing this. Some make more, a lot make less.
vickyblueeyez 15th-Mar-2012 04:40 pm (UTC)
Ug, I hate being social. I can't be a hermit book writer?
sustainablefuel 15th-Mar-2012 05:05 pm (UTC)
Damn. Marketing is tough shit. I've considered self-publishing a roman à clef I wrote while traveling, but then I would have to use social-networking and I don't know how I feel about people I know reading some of the scenes...
avilewoman 15th-Mar-2012 05:26 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I think I'm going to go the self-publishing route. My job allows me to get discounts at this literacy non-profit that hosts a couple of writing seminars every fall and spring, including meeting with an agent for feedback, but that shit's expensive, lol. If I can make more money by advertising myself, I'd rather do that.
ourferocity 15th-Mar-2012 04:38 pm (UTC)
1. write using already established characters

2. use an entire fandom as your guinea pics

3. then tell them to fuck off

4. ?

5. profit
vickyblueeyez 15th-Mar-2012 04:43 pm (UTC)
Is there a word limit? What's the average length? I don't write multi-chaptered epics like some in the fandom so could I even publish a short story?

If I decided to turn a fic into a story, would I have to take the fic all down?
vickyblueeyez 15th-Mar-2012 04:51 pm (UTC)
In your opinion, what's the difference of plagiarizing and being "inspired by?" Everything seems to sound like something else already created. One of the reasons I didn't want to write an idea I had because it sounded like Harry Potter and I fear people would say that.

These people that are turning their fics into books all seem to be AUs with similar characters but nothing near the story line of the source material. But I haven't actually read any of them so I could be wrong on that.
yourlivewire 15th-Mar-2012 04:57 pm (UTC)
omg can i read it first? spock/uhura are the jam.
pinkimartini 15th-Mar-2012 05:00 pm (UTC)
I used CreateSpace for my first book and Smashwords for the kindle editions. The one thing you will learn is that you have to talk about your story all the time and everywhere. Don't expect to make $$$ at the beginning - it takes time unless you have a built following. I had time to devote to it because I lost my job. I'll tell you the first time someone bought my book that wasn't a family member or friend - it was a pretty awesome feeling. You can do it, bb!!
amaltheabelinda 15th-Mar-2012 04:35 pm (UTC)
F M L
madmike91 15th-Mar-2012 04:36 pm (UTC)
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nanewt011 15th-Mar-2012 04:37 pm (UTC)
reminds me of Rachel's attempt to write a book on Friends, "his throbbing pens"
zoozootaz 15th-Mar-2012 04:41 pm (UTC)
i laugh every time i watch the heaving beasts part.
xdecadentx 15th-Mar-2012 07:52 pm (UTC)
"Really, don't want to be around when he starts writing with those"
tobesurrounded 15th-Mar-2012 04:38 pm (UTC)
ngl, the fact that fan fiction apparently can get published and sell well gives me hope.
squirrels_oh_no 15th-Mar-2012 04:39 pm (UTC)
There is lots of evidence that this is true, LOL. In YA especially, lots of fanfiction writers have used their fanfiction clout to sell books.
hawaii_bombay 15th-Mar-2012 04:50 pm (UTC)
Related to this, there's the doujinshi thing.

Edited at 2012-03-15 04:59 pm (UTC)
jamimo 15th-Mar-2012 04:38 pm (UTC)
I've heard of this book and I even read an excerpt on Amazon but I never really got into it.

What is everyone reading rn? I'm almost finished re-reading The Truth About Forever by Sarah Dessen.
bcain1992 15th-Mar-2012 04:40 pm (UTC)
Sarah Dessen's novels are <3. My favorite is Dreamland.
jamimo 15th-Mar-2012 04:43 pm (UTC)
YES. I LOVE her. Is dreamland the one with the abusive bf? It was so sad :(
belle_chouette 15th-Mar-2012 05:44 pm (UTC)
I like her books but I hate how she always uses the same formula.
blackkdiamond 15th-Mar-2012 06:10 pm (UTC)
Sarah Dessen is horrible. She recycles her plots too frequently.
flinkkamingo3 15th-Mar-2012 07:15 pm (UTC)
I used to be OBSESSED with her books, my fav was This Lullaby, but I think maybe I outgrew them or read too many or something? Idk, it's kind of sad, I got Just Listen when it first came out and never even finished it.

Edited at 2012-03-15 07:16 pm (UTC)
anolinde 15th-Mar-2012 09:04 pm (UTC)
I actually didn't like Dreamland, tbh. I thought it was kind of meh. =/
likeforeverago 15th-Mar-2012 04:50 pm (UTC)
I'm reading a book called Sugar's Dance. It's not YA (which is all I usually read), but it's written by an author I wrote about for the publication I contribute for. She had such an awesome life story and was such a doll when I interviewed her that I bought the book to support her. So far it's pretty good, but it's definitely not my usual book at all.

lol editing because i wrote "writing" instead of "reading" - this is what happens when you browse ontd while writing, haha.

Edited at 2012-03-15 04:51 pm (UTC)
squirrels_oh_no 15th-Mar-2012 04:56 pm (UTC)
Article 5 by Kristen Simmons still, LOL.
watchsnowfall 15th-Mar-2012 05:00 pm (UTC)
I just downloaded a whole bunch of true stories about art crime. My train ride is going to be AWESOME.
sustainablefuel 15th-Mar-2012 05:12 pm (UTC)
This Side of Paradise. I'm like ten pages in and so far sf good.
specialmei 15th-Mar-2012 05:18 pm (UTC)
Sanctuary by Faulkner
merenwen17 15th-Mar-2012 05:26 pm (UTC)
re-reading the hunger games!
ms_mmelissa 15th-Mar-2012 05:31 pm (UTC)
I was reading Love in a Fallen City by Eileen Chang, but it got lost somewhere in the abyss of my room. I picked up the latest issue of the Harvard Review and I am loving it so far. I don't know why more people don't read literary magazines. They're like the funnest mash-up of random poetry, stories and essays and they're all really good and fun to read.
actxappalledx 15th-Mar-2012 06:22 pm (UTC)
I love Sarah Dessen. THIS LULLABY IS PERFECT.
in_styles 15th-Mar-2012 07:28 pm (UTC)
I'm about to start City of Bones today.

/waits for backlash
meow_tan 15th-Mar-2012 07:40 pm (UTC)
The Vampire Lestat. I kinda hate it. I keep skipping around. He said he wanted to ravage his mom and idk how I feel about that.
courtkneee1 15th-Mar-2012 08:47 pm (UTC)
just kids by patti smith but i put it down too often cause it gets me teary lol
moonlight_vlora 15th-Mar-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)
Buddenbrooks by Thomas Mann.
radname 15th-Mar-2012 09:29 pm (UTC)
Knocking on Heaven's Door by Lisa Randall.
rinny112 15th-Mar-2012 04:38 pm (UTC)
I can't even with this shit.
almondcroissant 15th-Mar-2012 04:39 pm (UTC)
Can't believe this Twilight fanfic made it this far. Yes, it was a fanfic called Master of the Universe.
no_urges 15th-Mar-2012 04:39 pm (UTC)


From http://betterbooktitles.com/ lol
amaltheabelinda 15th-Mar-2012 04:40 pm (UTC)
lmfao
hola_meg_a_cola 15th-Mar-2012 04:41 pm (UTC)
Accurate tbh
automaticly 15th-Mar-2012 04:41 pm (UTC)
lool
flouting 15th-Mar-2012 04:44 pm (UTC)
LOL
k_byte 15th-Mar-2012 04:48 pm (UTC)
LMAO
sandstorm 15th-Mar-2012 04:52 pm (UTC)
HA!
mammary_glands 15th-Mar-2012 04:54 pm (UTC)
haha, i have a feeling this is true for most of these sad sacks.
hollymarchosias 15th-Mar-2012 06:08 pm (UTC)
yes
buttercup31 15th-Mar-2012 07:22 pm (UTC)
So true. All the people talking about this shit pile ~revitalizing their marriage must mean they haven't had sex in years. Pathetic. Nothing sexier than psychopaths, morons and threats of physical abuse!
octoberland 16th-Mar-2012 12:51 am (UTC)
DYING
squirrels_oh_no 15th-Mar-2012 04:39 pm (UTC)
I think the ONTD book club might be reading this next month, LOL. Only to make fun of it and remember what the state of publishing is. Because if this shit can get published, then dear God, what's next?
jamimo 15th-Mar-2012 04:40 pm (UTC)
omg we have a book club? brb joining.
squirrels_oh_no 15th-Mar-2012 04:41 pm (UTC)
LOL, yep!

Here it is.
flouting 15th-Mar-2012 04:41 pm (UTC)
don't give her money tho
jack_rowen 15th-Mar-2012 04:41 pm (UTC)
well, it's not like the publishing industry hasn't been putting stuff like this out recently, it's been going on for years and years

tbh i see no problem with erotic fiction being a large market
wigsnatcher 15th-Mar-2012 05:15 pm (UTC)
i know i will be disappointed in us now if we don't vote for it
wigsnatcher 15th-Mar-2012 05:16 pm (UTC)
but tbh i think i already know that modelland is better than this
dumbxblonde07 15th-Mar-2012 05:19 pm (UTC)
Omg I'm joining this book club!
buttercup31 Yep. Lest You Need Reminding...15th-Mar-2012 06:40 pm (UTC)
“When did you start your period, Anastasia?” he asks out of the blue, gazing down at me.

“Err... yesterday,” I mumble in my highly aroused state.

“Good.” He releases me and turns me around.

“Hold on to the sink,” he orders and pulls my hips back again, like he did in the playroom, so I’m bending down.

He reaches between my legs and pulls on the blue string… what! And… a gently pulls my tampon out and tosses it into the nearby toilet. Holy fuck. Sweet mother of all… Jeez. And then he’s inside me… ah! Skin against skin… moving slowly at first… easily, testing me, pushing me… oh my. I grip on to the sink, panting, forcing myself back on him, feeling him inside me. Oh the sweet agony… his hands clasp my hips. He sets a punishing rhythm – in, out, and he reaches around and finds my clitoris, massaging me… oh jeez. I can feel myself quicken.

“That’s right, baby,” he rasps as he grinds into me, angling his hips, and it’s enough to send me flying, flying high.

Whoa… and I come, loudly, gripping for dear life onto the sink as I spiral down through my orgasm, everything spinning and clenching at once. He follows, clasping me tightly, his front on my back as he climaxes and calls my name like it’s a litany or a prayer.
angstandennui 15th-Mar-2012 07:37 pm (UTC)
Oh good, because I just joined the book club on Goodreads and I should be getting this from my library soon!
jack_rowen 15th-Mar-2012 04:40 pm (UTC)
omgggggggggg i need to download this shit like rn lol

i'll add it to my guilty pleasure book folder
crystalzelda 15th-Mar-2012 04:40 pm (UTC)
I've read them, reading the 3rd rn. Rme, they are not even good. What is with this meme-like sudden popularity?
crystalzelda 15th-Mar-2012 04:41 pm (UTC)
Also, #realtalk: the sex is not nearly as kinky as it ought to be for a BDSM book.

j

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rinny112 15th-Mar-2012 04:44 pm (UTC)
Agreed.
jack_rowen 15th-Mar-2012 04:44 pm (UTC)
twilight fan

bitch is probs too vanilla to write a proper bdsm sex scene
winegums 15th-Mar-2012 04:46 pm (UTC)
I read the first one a couple of months ago, and ia. What vanilla virgin thinks any of this is "shocking"?

(and fwiw, sex in a well-written fanfic >>> sex in mass-market romances/erotica.)
hollymarchosias 15th-Mar-2012 06:10 pm (UTC)
exactly
wigsnatcher 15th-Mar-2012 06:38 pm (UTC)
oh damn

that's disappointing

i was hoping it was like american psycho type shocking
buttercup31 15th-Mar-2012 07:23 pm (UTC)
Does it remind you of the Twilight hysteria?

There's a reason for that.

I wish the media would understand that.

(Also, apparently, erotica just began with this crap.)
insertcandyhere 15th-Mar-2012 04:40 pm (UTC)
In the first novel, the kinky anti-hero, billionaire Christian Grey, turns his good girl paramour Anastasia Steele into a submissive sex slave.

lol what.
i saw someone reading this on the subway this morning and was curious what it was about. now that i sort of know, ummmmmm.
crystalzelda 15th-Mar-2012 04:42 pm (UTC)
that's not even true lol

he like kinda hits her with his belt once at the end and she's like OOOWWW I QUIT and they break up.

They get immediately back together in the 2nd book but there is barely any BDSM. Not that much sex either.
arrien 15th-Mar-2012 05:49 pm (UTC)
I cant' with the whole "inner goddess" stuff.
scotchsour 15th-Mar-2012 09:26 pm (UTC)
Seriously? I hate to go with the stereotype of white, late 30-40 something upper class woman...
superdogbiter 15th-Mar-2012 04:42 pm (UTC)
and then lestat came and killed them all
sorya86 15th-Mar-2012 06:29 pm (UTC)
Anastasia Steele lolololol
xiiaokpyw 15th-Mar-2012 04:40 pm (UTC)
Vintage... why... seriously? How did this happen ._.
winegums 15th-Mar-2012 05:02 pm (UTC)
that was what made me cringe tbh.
Vintage always have the prettiest covers and lovely production, and I can't believe some bloody fanfic gets it!
buttercup31 15th-Mar-2012 06:44 pm (UTC)
IDEK, this is utterly wrong and disgusting.
hola_meg_a_cola 15th-Mar-2012 04:40 pm (UTC)
I hope the 50 Shades of Grey posts go in the same direction of the Cassie Claire posts.

Otherwise, they leave a bad taste in my mouth.
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