ONTD

Today we are going to cover the basics of 8 (YES 8 IM LAZY OKAY) terms  used (and abused) on this wonderful site. All the words will be compiled into a list, but it's not meant to be ranked because it's not that kind of post. So sit back, relax and enjoy this flaw free* post motherfuckers.  We will be covering the following:

1.) What is ONTD vocabulary?

• A brief yet slightly inaccurate summary based on my limited personal knowledge.

2.) The Words

• The meaning/origins of the word
• How they're used

*no, flaw free is not one of the words on the list lbr.

• The Pharaoh of Exodus tried to come for the Israelites.
• Yahweh wasn't having that shit
• Yahweh through 10 different amounts of shade at the Pharaoh
•  All that shade fucked up the Pharaoh

Meaning/Origin/How It's Used: Mostly used in it's abbreviated form, "Let's Be Real" is a response to someone whose delusion needs to be checked.  Often used has a form of shade itself but usually is used at the end of the sentence to solidify a counter-point.  The origin of the term is debated, but the best example would date back to 16th century astronomer Nicolaus Copernicus


You tried it with that lacefront Nicolaus Copernicus. Is Azealia Banks doing your weave?

According to Wikipedia

"Copernicus' epochal book, De revolutionibus orbium coelestium (On the Revolutions of the Celestial Spheres), published just before his death in 1543, is often regarded as the starting point of modern astronomy and the defining epiphany that began the scientific revolution. His heliocentric model, with the Sun at the center of the universe, demonstrated that the observed motions of celestial objects can be explained without putting Earth at rest in the center of the universe. His work stimulated further scientific investigations, becoming a landmark in the history of science that is often referred to as the Copernican Revolution."

Sis was checking those ho's from the grave! His heliocentric model basically made every dumb bitch who thought the center of the universe was the earth to have several seats. Copernicus kept it real!






4.) "SIT DOWN/HAVE A SEAT/HAVE SEVERAL SEATS"


Meaning/Origin/How It's Used: To "Have A Seat" is a response to someone whose opinion or statements are so unbelievably dumb and of no logic/merit, they they need to not express their stupidity any further by sitting their ass down. Often used as a retort to a stupid and bogus claim. Credit to the term can be given to Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator"  host/ news anchor Chris Hansen, who used the term "Why don't you have a seat" as a response to the captured pedophiles on his show. Here is a clip of homegirl in action.






3.) "GURL BYE"



Meaning/Origin/How It's Used: To end an interaction with a basic bitch. Similar but not identical to telling someone to "Have a Seat", "Gurl bye" is an automatic end to an exchange with someone who doesn't even deserve a seat.  Let me give you some examples.


LEONA LEWIS WILL SLAY THIS YEAR


BEYONCE CAN'T DANCE OR SING


LANA DEL REY HAS MORE VOCAL RANGE THAN ADELE


See what I'm saying? oh you still don't get it?















2.) "DRAGGED"


Pictorial interpretation of Katy Perry's album sales tbh

Meaning/Origin/How It's Used: To "drag" a bitch is to shade them so hard that they don't even know what to do with themselves. This is usually the last resort after "Have A Seat" and "Girl Bye" seem to not register. The intent is to tear a bitch down so hard that they can't even get up. The origin isn't easy to pin point but this is a great moment in dragging history



NEVER4GET






1.) "PRESSED"


Yum. Sweet taste of bitterness.

Meaning/Origin/How It's Used: Being "Pressed" means to be overtly bitter and mad over something trivial. It's often used to describe haters who are doing the most with their hate. Here are some various photos of pressed people through history.


Judas Iscariot


Marcus Junius Brutus the Younger


Richard Nixon


Keri Hilson


SOURCES: MY EYES, WIKIPEDIA, THE BIBLE