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12:46 pm - 03/10/2012

7 worst “Toddlers & Tiaras” moments




Maddy Jackson, 4, wore a big blonde wig and a costume with fake breasts and a butt sewn to play Dolly Parton onstage, complete with butt-shaking. Believe it or not, the dress belonged to her mom when she was a child pageant contestant.




During the most recent season of T&T, two-year-old Mia appeared onstage in a white robe, which she stripped off to reveal this copy of the costume Madonna wore onstage in 1990, when, you will recall, she simulated masturbation and made out with male and female backup dancers.



Arguably the most famous of the girls who have appeared on T&T is Eden Wood, who appeared on the show several times as well as on programs like Good Morning America and Nightline. Here she dons a showgirl costume that can be seen from planet Mars. Eden has her own clothing line, a bio picture book, and several songs on iTunes including \"Cutie Patootie\" and \"Bieber Fever.\



The mother of little three-year-old Paisley thought it was totally fine to dress her daughter in Julia Roberts\' hooker costume from Pretty Woman because \"she doesn\'t know.\"



Anderson Cooper\'s show gave pageant moms a makeover last year, turning them into maxi replicas of their little daughters. Alicia, mom of Laci, said the maxi copy of the same Lady Gaga getup her daughter wears on stage left her feeling \"a little revealed.\" No shit, Sherlock



The second season opener of the show proved heartrending for viewers, as mom Jamie Sterling set fraternal twins BreAnne and AshLynn against each other. Jamie clearly favored BreAnne, calling her the prettiest, and the one who takes after her mom.



During the most recent season of T&T, two-year-old Mia appeared onstage in a white robe, which she stripped off to reveal this copy of the costume Madonna wore onstage in 1990, when, you will recall, she simulated masturbation and made out with male and female backup dancers

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andres01234 10th-Mar-2012 10:25 pm (UTC)
I JUST DISCOVERED A&E's "HOARDERS" AND I CAN'T STOP WATCHING IT, THANK YOU NETFLIX FOR MY NEW ADDICTION!
spoiled_water 10th-Mar-2012 10:26 pm (UTC)
omg I'm OBSESSED with that and "Hoarding: Buried Alive". It's my mission in life to find an irl hoarder
andres01234 10th-Mar-2012 10:27 pm (UTC)
I feel so bad for them
hello_samm 10th-Mar-2012 10:28 pm (UTC)
omg I saw a car hoarder once! the only place in his car that didn't have trash was the drivers seat. You couldn't even see through the side or back windows because the piles of trash went to the top.
flowerssleeping 10th-Mar-2012 10:31 pm (UTC)
my mom's old bff's grandmother was a hoarder...she said they went over to her house to check on her one day and she was out at the store but when she looked in the window it was floor to ceiling full of shit with just a tiny narrow pathway.
javamonster983 10th-Mar-2012 10:34 pm (UTC)
my brother is totally a hoarder. he keeps like empty water bottles in case he ever needs them and stuff like that. he has boxes full of them in our attic
copasetic 10th-Mar-2012 10:40 pm (UTC)
When I was in high school (like 8 years ago), I met this girl and she invited me over her house. She was really embarrassed by it and I guess nobody else had ever been over, but she invited me inside so she could get something. She kept apologizing, saying it was her because of her mother, and I tried to tell her that it was no big deal.

In hindsight, her mother was definitely a hoarder. I remember the disgusting overflowing trash in the kitchen and fridge. I don't think I stepped on a piece of carpet that day - just lots of papers and trash. I feel so bad for her, and after I quit high school (just a few months after meeting her - it was a new school my senior year) we didn't keep in touch. But I think about her whenever I hear about the show, and I hope her mother got some help.
hello_samm 10th-Mar-2012 10:27 pm (UTC)
have you seen Intervention? It's even better. You will laugh and you will cry.
etacanis 10th-Mar-2012 10:27 pm (UTC)
oh god hoarders is the worst it freaks me out so bad

and then when they find like dead cats they zoom in on them and signding no
flowerssleeping 10th-Mar-2012 10:27 pm (UTC)
that show bums me out and also pisses me off when the hoarders are so stubborn...i know its a disorder and i know they can't help it and i feel really bad for them but i feel like backhanding those bitches back into reality when they can't throw a shirt out from 1992 that has cat piss and rat shit on it cause they may "need it"

Edited at 2012-03-10 10:28 pm (UTC)
emmapcz 10th-Mar-2012 10:34 pm (UTC)
i can't ever stop watching it once i start even though it gives me so much anxiety
yourmoodswings 10th-Mar-2012 10:35 pm (UTC)
I used to be obsessed but it started grossing me out too much :(
sheepy_hollow 10th-Mar-2012 10:48 pm (UTC)
NOOO! I wanted to get into it, but my first episode was the Guy who hoarded CATS and that freaked me out so much I never watched an episode again
thesilverymoon 10th-Mar-2012 10:57 pm (UTC)
Hoarders freaks me out so much that the only good thing to from it (for me) is that immediately after watching it I go on a cleaning/throwing everything out spree.
luvlorn 10th-Mar-2012 11:03 pm (UTC)
I watched like 4 hours of that a couple weeks ago on my day off and re-organized like a third of my apartment. It's so motivating!
chiihiro 10th-Mar-2012 11:03 pm (UTC)
I just had a thought: can you be on an episode of My Strange Addiction for an addiction to My Strange Addiction?
palmthejoker 10th-Mar-2012 11:44 pm (UTC)
I love Dr. Robin Zasio and Matt so, so much. I think I missed my calling to be a "clinical psychologist specializing OCD and hoarding behaviors."
jordan_frog 10th-Mar-2012 11:56 pm (UTC)
My mom's a hoarder and tbh I'm halfway there :/
shakespeare109 11th-Mar-2012 12:15 am (UTC)
The worst is Confessions: Animal Hoarding. It hurts my heart.
loveackshuly 11th-Mar-2012 12:42 am (UTC)
I can't even watch the commercials, tbh. It freaks me out too much and the music makes me sad.
ladywilde80 11th-Mar-2012 03:46 pm (UTC)
I hear you bb. I live for that shit.
thestrals_00 10th-Mar-2012 10:25 pm (UTC)

piratesswoop 10th-Mar-2012 10:36 pm (UTC)
lol i love kids but geez this girl is not cute at all
filthy_glitter 10th-Mar-2012 11:10 pm (UTC)
i know she's just obnoxious
thestrals_00 11th-Mar-2012 12:00 am (UTC)
seriously, i get the creeps from her
promisemewings 11th-Mar-2012 01:34 am (UTC)
She reminds me of a very young Anna Nicole Smith, TBH.
boomermel 10th-Mar-2012 10:37 pm (UTC)
omg is that actually real?
swissbeauty23 10th-Mar-2012 10:38 pm (UTC)
mte
lovedhurtlost 10th-Mar-2012 10:41 pm (UTC)
I really, REALLY dislike this child's face.
mbrody 10th-Mar-2012 10:41 pm (UTC)
me irl
squirrelsarerad 10th-Mar-2012 10:50 pm (UTC)
ugly kid, ngl
celtic_thistle 10th-Mar-2012 10:55 pm (UTC)
This kid is doomed.
noxonesxlooking 10th-Mar-2012 10:56 pm (UTC)
Shes really not cute. Her face annoys me.
chiihiro 10th-Mar-2012 11:04 pm (UTC)
Potato-face.
queenofissues 10th-Mar-2012 11:49 pm (UTC)
She kinda looks like the Munchkins. But somehow she is WAY more obnoxious.
xvmorganalefayv 11th-Mar-2012 12:43 am (UTC)
This kid actually looks exactly like my aunt did as a child. I have photographs to prove this.
loveackshuly 11th-Mar-2012 12:43 am (UTC)
Lmao at this thread.
zoom_z00m 11th-Mar-2012 12:58 am (UTC)
omg the people here calling this little girl ugly should be ashamed of themselves.
nuclearsex 11th-Mar-2012 03:49 am (UTC)
she looks so much like a frog.
romann 11th-Mar-2012 05:21 am (UTC)
Ever since someone said she had the facial characteristics of a fetal alcohol syndrome baby, I feel really bad for laughing.
helloneworld 11th-Mar-2012 08:44 am (UTC)
i think she is cute and funny! if anyone thinks she's obnoxious, then they haven't seen mackenzie or are delusional that being spoiled rotten and sassy is cute in a funny way
thenewyorkist 11th-Mar-2012 01:28 pm (UTC)
She's my spirit animal, to be quite fucking honest.
another_grl 10th-Mar-2012 10:25 pm (UTC)
BreAnne and AshLynn

WTF at these names>!
distant_lines 10th-Mar-2012 10:37 pm (UTC)
UGH!!!! That mom was the devil!
mhfromnh 10th-Mar-2012 10:53 pm (UTC)
white trash
squirrelsarerad 10th-Mar-2012 10:53 pm (UTC)
The kind of gross names that seem to be so popular lately among suburban soccer moms. Some of those names honestly make me ill. Especially the new thing where "y"s are substituted for "i"s and adding extra "n"s where they're totally no necessary. ie Madysynn.
icouldbeblank 10th-Mar-2012 11:07 pm (UTC)
Omg that's just the butchery of a name. Poor girls who are named Madysynn.
promisemewings 11th-Mar-2012 01:36 am (UTC)
I have a coworker named Tiffyne (for Tiffany).
xgirldc 11th-Mar-2012 03:40 am (UTC)
that spelling is disgusting
veglils 11th-Mar-2012 07:02 am (UTC)
I am 30 and always feel weird when I have to spell my name for people... "L-i-l-l-i-e. Yes, two 'ls' and 'ie'. Yes, it is a family name from my great grandmother-- my parents weren't weirdos who wanted a unique child."

I love my name, don't get me wrong, I have never been one to say, "when I grow up, I am going to change my name to ______." But nowadays, if you have an unusual spelling, people always give you that LOOK like "What's wrong with you? The normal spelling wasn't good enough?"

AND-- on a similar note, when I leave people to spell it on their own, they ALWAYS spell it "Lilly"... always. No one ever spells it like a flower-- Lily.

/long, stupid story
chiihiro 10th-Mar-2012 10:55 pm (UTC)
they're ~unique~
sapphybelle 11th-Mar-2012 12:44 am (UTC)
http://thingsboganslike.com/a-bogue-by-any-other-name/

you're welcome

(bogans are Australian white trash).
carolina_girl85 11th-Mar-2012 06:32 am (UTC)
i just smh at those spellings. i teach 2nd grade and i honestly don't understand how these parents can doom their children with the names they give them. reminds me not to be ~creative~ with my future children's names. my son just has a normal name but if my ex had anything to do with it, he'd have a white trash name because he and his family and his wife are stupid.
hello_samm 10th-Mar-2012 10:25 pm (UTC)
scarletfbl 10th-Mar-2012 10:34 pm (UTC)
screaming.
spoiled_water 10th-Mar-2012 10:25 pm (UTC)
HOW DARE Honey Boo Boo Child be included in this list.
icouldbeblank 10th-Mar-2012 11:08 pm (UTC)
I never realized it until now, but she looks like she's chasing something. It's like one of those cartoons where the person is running for dear life and when they turn around they see her running towards them.
spoiled_water 10th-Mar-2012 11:09 pm (UTC)
OMGAAAWD YOUR ICON! makes me miss my kitty sfm =[
forgethissmile 11th-Mar-2012 03:27 am (UTC)
I think you just thought up a new meme.
tigirah 11th-Mar-2012 04:55 am (UTC)
I just threw my head back and did a huge lavish laugh at this comment and my mom totally side-eyed me.

Well played, icoudbeblank.
crystalzelda 10th-Mar-2012 10:26 pm (UTC)
omg what the fuck at the mom that pitted the twins against each other and favored one of them

what the fuck is her problem? That's disgusting. Repulsive.
caitie_roxs13 10th-Mar-2012 10:33 pm (UTC)
Seriously wtf that is horrible and it made me really sad to read that. So glad I missed that episode.
la_geni 10th-Mar-2012 10:36 pm (UTC)
They do that all the time with siblings. It's disgusting behavior.
lovedhurtlost 10th-Mar-2012 10:42 pm (UTC)
ia so much. That shit stays with a person.
squirrels_oh_no 10th-Mar-2012 10:46 pm (UTC)
Another episode had this mother who remarried (second husband is black and entered her white daughter and biracial son into pageants and basically spent the entire episode saying how her son was blessed to be black and how he will beat the daughter and how her daughter was plain and boring.
pinkhearts41 10th-Mar-2012 10:56 pm (UTC)
I've seen a couple times where the mom puts siblings in and clearly favors one, it's so disgusting and I feel bad for the kids.

It may have been this one or another but the "bad" one actually won.
x_funkymonkey_x 10th-Mar-2012 11:19 pm (UTC)
Yeah the "bad" one did win, because the "favorite" one actually was being the hugest brat, throwing fits, and was just not on her game.

I wanted to absolutely kill that mom though, she didn't think she was doing anything wrong :/
hoot 11th-Mar-2012 02:28 pm (UTC)
Yeah, the father pulled the "good" one out of the pageant because she kept mouthing off and throwing temper tantrums. So at least they have one sane parent.
ashtrayrock 10th-Mar-2012 11:23 pm (UTC)
I saw the one with these girls and it was just so heartbreaking.

But on the flipside I saw an earlier one (I think season 1 before it was a total freak show) where the mom refused to have her daughters compete against each other, going to far as to lie about her one daughter's age so they'd be in a different age category, which I thought was pretty nice.
nuclearsex 11th-Mar-2012 03:51 am (UTC)
ikr. i totally missed that episode. that's so gross.
katekills 11th-Mar-2012 06:34 am (UTC)
I was so upset after that episode, it was horrible to watch. Basically the one who wasn't as great at pageants was seen as totally useless in her mothers eyes.
daisyfreshdolly 10th-Mar-2012 10:27 pm (UTC)
I feel like every moment of this show qualifies as a worst moment for humanity.
killingabraham 10th-Mar-2012 11:18 pm (UTC)
there are a small handful of really level headed parents on that show that i'm always thankful for when i watch
yummyhead2toe 10th-Mar-2012 10:27 pm (UTC)
Vids:




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ashtraysoul 10th-Mar-2012 10:40 pm (UTC)
In a way, I get Dolly and Madonna as dress-ups, inappropiate as they may be but Pretty Woman aka one of the best-known prostitutes in recent media seems so random.
nappyxheadedxho 10th-Mar-2012 10:49 pm (UTC)
It looks like someone badly photshopped Miley Cyrus' face on that woman's head
et_tu_lou 10th-Mar-2012 11:04 pm (UTC)
Cannot unsee!
anese 11th-Mar-2012 10:36 pm (UTC)
I actually think the Dolly Parton clip is adorable...that didn't disturb me as much as the others.
trinigren 10th-Mar-2012 10:27 pm (UTC)
Someone should do a top 7 moments. They would all be Mackenzie.
thesilverymoon 10th-Mar-2012 10:37 pm (UTC)
That's because she's the queen. I'd watch a show about her, negl.
spoiled_water 10th-Mar-2012 10:45 pm (UTC)
Gee Quinn (Sandi voice)...
isntdaveone 10th-Mar-2012 10:28 pm (UTC)
filmfreakfranco 10th-Mar-2012 10:29 pm (UTC)
I can't believe Eden is getting a show on Logo.

Like, theyre gonna stop airing nice lgbt documentaries for that??
hazel_belle 10th-Mar-2012 10:54 pm (UTC)
wait. She's getting her own show? on Logo? Dammit
razetora 10th-Mar-2012 11:17 pm (UTC)
why logo? O__o
volare 11th-Mar-2012 12:04 am (UTC)
Logo isn't GLBT focused anymore.
filmfreakfranco 11th-Mar-2012 03:40 am (UTC)
Logo is trying to be another Bravo or Oxygen so they're scrapping all their LGBT material
promisemewings 11th-Mar-2012 01:45 am (UTC)
My thoughts exactly. Do gay people get into Eden Wood or something? *shrugs*
helloneworld 11th-Mar-2012 08:47 am (UTC)
i know but i won't lie, i can't wait. i'll watch it
cocainewhite 10th-Mar-2012 10:29 pm (UTC)
I will never watch this show. It's too much for me to handle.
andthenwevomit 10th-Mar-2012 10:29 pm (UTC)
WTF @ that Madonna costume!
edas 10th-Mar-2012 10:29 pm (UTC)
I love these outfits!
gina_trent 10th-Mar-2012 10:52 pm (UTC)
So many chins
mhfromnh 10th-Mar-2012 10:56 pm (UTC)
I'm counting three.
lovely_persona 11th-Mar-2012 05:06 pm (UTC)
Kevin from The Office tbqh.
nappyxheadedxho 10th-Mar-2012 10:30 pm (UTC)
so_chic_doll 10th-Mar-2012 10:31 pm (UTC)
piratesswoop 10th-Mar-2012 10:38 pm (UTC)
she looks like she could be a duggar
apothecaries 11th-Mar-2012 03:03 am (UTC)
lol yes
lindz93 10th-Mar-2012 10:43 pm (UTC)
Good God, she is not cute.
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