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Lindsay Lohan's Return to 'Saturday Night Live': Road to Redemption

Lindsay Lohan and Jack White on ‘Saturday Night Live’: The Best Bits.



Lindsay Lohan is at the point in her career where every move she makes is considered a comeback attempt. Last night the actress appeared on “Saturday Night Live” with musical guest Jack White. The latter’s appearance was reason enough to tune in, but the extra incentive to watch was basically to see if Lohan would hold it together for an entire show (her opening monologue was based around that theme).
Remember, Lohan, when she’s on her game, is fully capable of delivering a solid comic performance–she was quite good in such movies as “Mean Girls,” “The Parent Trap,” and “Freaky Friday,” and if you don’t think she was, well, you’re just being a hater. On last night’s “SNL,” she didn’t have any real breakout moments on the show, but there were a couple skits worth watching, including a sketch sending up the Real Housewives Franchise along with the Disney Princesses. White, in his performances, rocked.


wall street journal

Lindsay Lohan's Return to 'Saturday Night Live': Road to Redemption?



Lindsay Lohan made the most of her personal and legal woes in her so-called "comeback" appearance on "Saturday Night Live."
For Lohan, hosting "Saturday Night Live" is almost like coming home. It's her fourth time hosting the show, but it's been six years since the last time.
Appearing in a modest blue dress, Lohan jumped into a self-mocking monologue as cast members came out to welcome her to the show.
As she walked toward the audience a siren went off - a riff on Lohan's once often active ankle monitor.
Kenan Thompson came to help the starlet but wound up shining a light in her eyes to make sure they were clean.
Kristin Wiig piled on, greeting Lohan by giving her a full body pat-down.
When Wiig coyly explained herself by saying "I'm a lesbian now," Lohan quipped, "been there, done that."
Jimmy Fallon made a guest appearance for Lohan, announcing that John Hamm (in the audience) was on hand in case she couldn't handle her duties.
It was a sharp contrast to the last four years..

abc news

Lindsay Lohan's 'SNL' Comeback Gets Mixed Reviews
Lohan scored early laughs as host but 'Saturday Night Live' castmembers did heavy comedic lifting.
Following a week of self-deprecating promos and a cold open starring Jason Sudeikis as Mitt Romney and Andy Samberg as Kid Rock, Lindsay Lohan's monologue dove right on top of the white elephant inside New York's Studio 8H: her troubles.
And while the crowd (and cast) was clearly supportive during at the top of the show, the evening's sketches featured "SNL" regulars doing the comedic heavy lifting. Lohan's lines were noticeably few. ....
While Hamm never stepped in to take over, the early consensus online was that Lohan was given noticeably little to do and relied heavily on cue cards and / or teleprompters. To be fair, the long-running iconic show is famously rewritten and rehearsed until the eleventh hour and many hosts (and castmembers) often read cue cards. ....

mtv

Lindsay Lohan Rocks Saturday Night Live

Lindsay Lohan returned to Saturday Night Live after a six-year absence and to a monologue that was one part up-front about her recent drug issues, another part totally hilarious, and the third part a loving welcome back.
What was most heart-warming to this blogger was the ovation the SNL audience, and even staff and band members gave her as she started. They all really wanted to see her do well and that part of the video is worth playing again and again, just to feel the love.
Then Lindsay got started by saying that she thanked SNL for putting its trust in her, then as she steps down, an alarm goes off. After that Kenan Thompson comes out to check her eyes with a light pen. Then Kristen Wiig searches her, but then when Lindsay reacts in protest, Wiig says, “Oh well, I’m Lesbian now,” to which Lohan says “Been there, done that.” Too funny.
But just when you thought SNL couldn’t top that, a woman yells out something from the audience, and then here comes Jimmy Fallon to give his own welcome, and to let Lindsay know that if anything went wrong, Man Men’s John Hamm was on hand to step in and take over the show!
Congratulations to Lindsay Lohan, and thanks to SNL for helping her make her much-deserved comeback.

zennie62

LOL at the haters jumping in ONTD to post reviews before the fans that usually post Lindsay's news from sources like the DAILY MAIL and CONTACT MUSIC. 
YES, I NOTICED.






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__orangeglo 4th-Mar-2012 05:03 pm (UTC)
Her poor, poor face.
__orangeglo 4th-Mar-2012 05:12 pm (UTC)
And give me a BREAK that she 'deserves' for us to give her a millionth chance at redemption. She was an idiot and made stupid choices, and probably won't ever be able to get a reputable career back.
darkwarrior 4th-Mar-2012 05:51 pm (UTC)
IKR. Billy Crystal dresses like Sammy Davis at the Oscars "Fire him, ostracize him, no second chances he should just be dead"

Rich white girl given every opportunity and just blows it all, literally and figuratively at every opportunity. "Aww, she's just having a bad day".

Most people not with her privilege would be in jail by now.
bighype 4th-Mar-2012 07:30 pm (UTC)
yup
ms_firecrotch 4th-Mar-2012 07:51 pm (UTC)
what other chances has she had? her downward spiral started around late '06 and her career and reputation has suffered. she's now finally completed all her requirements, is set to end formal probation by the end of the month, and is finally taking the initiative to start working on her career again.

when was the last chance she had that she blew? she was professional when she filmed machete and labor pains, and she hasn't done any other acting work since. you haters have no fucking idea what you're talking about lol, you're all just so bitter and i never understand why.

god forbid a woman who fell victim to addiction and made mistakes like everyone else because of her illness now tries to get her life back together and relaunch her career. what an outrage
clothingaddict 4th-Mar-2012 05:23 pm (UTC)
I kept wondering if it was her face, or her lips that just made her face look off.
wonderwomanhero 4th-Mar-2012 05:03 pm (UTC)
Used up all her chances lbr....the episode was unfunny garbage that belongs in the trash with season six.
dagendiot 4th-Mar-2012 07:05 pm (UTC)
omg i have a question :c
i watched season 1 of got but i dont remember that lady in ur icon :c is she introduced in season 2/book 2? or do i just have rly bad memory.
nonprofit_whore 4th-Mar-2012 08:13 pm (UTC)
she was not in season 1, she will be in season 2
jamimo 4th-Mar-2012 05:04 pm (UTC)


lol nvr
prettywitch 4th-Mar-2012 05:06 pm (UTC)
3/4/12 8:14 pm hasn't happened yet. Unless he's in freaking Japan. /confused
secura 4th-Mar-2012 05:11 pm (UTC)
nah, that's somewhere in europe. in japan its like 1 or 2 am at the moment.
sheepy_hollow 4th-Mar-2012 05:22 pm (UTC)
why does he even comment? he should be happy that there was someone hosting who read the cue cards as obvious as he did!

srsly if you look bad next to the JoBros you need to stfu
prettywitch 4th-Mar-2012 05:04 pm (UTC)
Lindsay bb why did you do that to your face :(
200kmwronglane 4th-Mar-2012 05:10 pm (UTC)
a mess

jamimo 4th-Mar-2012 05:19 pm (UTC)
ia

0xnatashax0 4th-Mar-2012 05:05 pm (UTC)
She's such a train wreck.
buffy_usa 4th-Mar-2012 06:11 pm (UTC)
cosigned

and how many posts are necessary for the same lather rinse repeat?

she didn't do well
stans and their sockpuppets are rationalising

it's a live show and other hosts have been able to save with nothing more than their charisma and competence
ratchetry 4th-Mar-2012 05:05 pm (UTC)
SNL is seriously never good no matter who hosts. I don't understand people who continue to have such high expectations.
teaaet 4th-Mar-2012 05:12 pm (UTC)
maya rudolph was great
mots_inutiles 4th-Mar-2012 05:27 pm (UTC)
This. Alums are always great and people who work in comedy are usually great. If I think back, I thought Jason Segel's show was funny, but there's usually a huge span of time between good episodes.
darkwarrior 4th-Mar-2012 05:58 pm (UTC)
She was but she's also a trained comedian. Why they put people like that basketball player on I don't know.

The strange thing with SNL that perplexes me to no end is how the really bad skits get on air. They have like 30-40 skits at read htrough and somehow the ones that get no laughs frequently make it to air, like at no point someone noticed that it just isn't funny.

Which would be fine if they were all bankers running a comedy show. BUT THEY'RE FUCKING COMEDIANS!
freeze_i_say 5th-Mar-2012 05:01 pm (UTC)
maya rudolph was average at best, the *material* was great.
goofusgallant 4th-Mar-2012 05:14 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
Every episode has maybe 1-2 skits that are actually funny.
quote_me_once 4th-Mar-2012 05:27 pm (UTC)
ikr lmao
fullxcliphxc 4th-Mar-2012 05:34 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
Every SNL post we have on ONTD I wonder why people even bother watching.
I will tune in if I like the musical guest and MAYBE if I like the host.

I think Kanye West should host SNL tbh. He'd make it wonderful.
nicholasdee 4th-Mar-2012 05:35 pm (UTC)
The host determines the sketches and layout of the show. He or she decides the amount of involvement. If a host sucks, its on them.
drunkagron 4th-Mar-2012 07:11 pm (UTC)
I don't get why people still watch. It's awful now.
acidrain0789 4th-Mar-2012 07:36 pm (UTC)
False: The Maya Rudolph episode was nearly flawless. Danrad was also amazing.
luvlorn 5th-Mar-2012 12:10 am (UTC)
Yep. I've tuned in to a couple in recent years just 'cause I thought maybe a good host could save the show and almost no dice (Betty White being the exception). SNL has been unfunny for years.
sleepysongbird 5th-Mar-2012 01:45 am (UTC)
well no, not when Hamm hosts
mevselvis 5th-Mar-2012 05:00 am (UTC)
YES!! everyone seems to be forgetting this detail
mari_lyn00 5th-Mar-2012 10:48 am (UTC)
Jimmy Fallon's episode was awesome.
sarahkate24 4th-Mar-2012 05:06 pm (UTC)
does anyone have a link for the part in the jail sketch where they all broke? or a gif? so funny.
teaaet 4th-Mar-2012 05:41 pm (UTC)


sarahkate24 4th-Mar-2012 05:47 pm (UTC)
thank you!

bill is the best part <3
slaughtermatic 4th-Mar-2012 06:00 pm (UTC)
bill hader is so cute.
so_chic_doll 4th-Mar-2012 06:01 pm (UTC)
loool when he said "45"... i wonder if that was part of it originally.
deseti_prsten 4th-Mar-2012 06:10 pm (UTC)
so cute. the only other good part besides cinderella.
mistress_f 4th-Mar-2012 07:46 pm (UTC)
bill <3 (i have yet to see the ep, foudn the slowest d/l ever)
alexahhh 4th-Mar-2012 05:07 pm (UTC)
I loved that red and black outfit. And she has always had a killer bod.
the_pinkdress 4th-Mar-2012 05:07 pm (UTC)
It's too bad the writing was so awful, I feel like the show could have been really high energy and fun if they'd given her really great stuff to do.

That said, maybe they tried good stuff and she couldn't pull it off in rehearsal?
__orangeglo 4th-Mar-2012 05:09 pm (UTC)
I feel like it's more the latter. Some hosts are great (I'm looking @ you, JT), and some fall so flat (coughJanuaryJonescough). It's unfair to automatically blame the writers if the hosts can't handle the material.

I want people to cite one other time she was HILARIOUS on SNL that it was the writers' fault this time. The only skit people can remember her in is Debbie Downer, in which she was awful.
minalskare 4th-Mar-2012 05:27 pm (UTC)
IA
people are quick to blame the writers when really it depends on what the host can and/or will do.
lidahbidah 4th-Mar-2012 06:53 pm (UTC)
You have great taste in hosts, tbh. JT is awesome. Even when a sketch isn't funny, he cracks me the heck up.
jesusbitches 4th-Mar-2012 07:01 pm (UTC)
He isn't that funny either except for the occasional digital short. His appearances are way over hyped.
oblika_farika 4th-Mar-2012 05:11 pm (UTC)
maybe a little combo of both, but SNL is only ever decently funny when an old cast member returns. i always get the impression that returning member writes all the skits for the night, lol. because when it's a regular host the writing is always awful.
nicholasdee 4th-Mar-2012 05:37 pm (UTC)
the host greatly determines what skits go on tv. so i don't get the people saying its not her fault
daijouboo 4th-Mar-2012 05:08 pm (UTC)
I stopped watching after that predictable prison rape skit.
vanilla_blue 4th-Mar-2012 05:12 pm (UTC)
same
grumpibear501 4th-Mar-2012 05:08 pm (UTC)
The real housewives of disney was by far the only really good sketch. should be made into a real show, imo.
gabzillaz 4th-Mar-2012 05:44 pm (UTC)
MTE
ts231 4th-Mar-2012 06:20 pm (UTC)
i instantly thought of my best friend (who's obsessed with the disney princesses... she's 18 lol) and 10 seconds later she texted me making sure i was watching. we both agreed RHOD needs to be a thing.
grumpibear501 4th-Mar-2012 06:29 pm (UTC)
it was totally a rip off of the sonny with a chance real housewives skit though =/
acidrain0789 4th-Mar-2012 07:38 pm (UTC)
YES
grumpibear501 sonny with a chance skit4th-Mar-2012 07:54 pm (UTC)
denisecky 4th-Mar-2012 08:02 pm (UTC)
I would totally watch something like that.
matchitehew 4th-Mar-2012 09:28 pm (UTC)
Yesss. I laughed my ass off.
rimbaudacious 4th-Mar-2012 05:09 pm (UTC)
This has surpassed plain 'embarrassing' tbh.

The only reason this wench is so in demand is because people are assholes by nature and thus morbidly curious to see how much further she can fall, and that's it, no matter what the 800 and counting stan accounts here try and tell us.
ilikeandrewbird 4th-Mar-2012 05:21 pm (UTC)
I cant stand her, but I always give her a billion chances at earning respect. I RARELY watch SNL but stayed home last night and was very excited about the episode. I really thought she would do great.

It's not the writers, it's Lindsay. They cut her skits and she couldnt read the lines.

She's just terrible. So no, I didnt watch to see her fall, but I'm sick of her falling.
minalskare 4th-Mar-2012 05:28 pm (UTC)
well said
celtic_thistle 4th-Mar-2012 05:35 pm (UTC)
Pretty much. Twitter was having a field day last night. She's done.
clump 4th-Mar-2012 07:19 pm (UTC)
"...no matter what the 800 and counting stan accounts here try and tell us."


Paging, ms_firecrotch..

Edited at 2012-03-04 07:19 pm (UTC)
bighype 4th-Mar-2012 07:37 pm (UTC)
yup
iveehill 4th-Mar-2012 07:47 pm (UTC)
I'm not so sure that the only reason she is in demand is because people are interested in how much further she can fall. I wouldn't say that I am a fan of hers, but I tuned in last night in hopes that she would pull it off. I think that many people pay attention to her hoping that eventually they will be able to see a success story. Have some faith in mankind :)
ms_firecrotch 4th-Mar-2012 08:08 pm (UTC)
genuinely curious but is your life so underwhelming that to cope you unleash your hatred for others in non-confrontational outlets like forums? people who get pleasure out of seeing her fail have to have something wrong with them. there's tons of people i don't necessarily care for, but as a human being who's made mistakes myself, i'd never sit there and enjoy watching someones life crash and burn before my eyes. why not save that hostility for terrorists, pedophiles, government officials raping and abusing women in third world countries and not a hard partying starlet who made bad decisions and now is working on relaunching her career?

and you're wrong, because those who get pleasure out of lindsay's fall from grace are a small group of fucked up people who are better off seeking counseling. the majority just want her to clean her act up and get her life back together.
emizee 4th-Mar-2012 05:10 pm (UTC)
the writing on the show is the embarrassing part
aleisha_xo 5th-Mar-2012 05:10 am (UTC)
lol mte
theshadowpuppet 4th-Mar-2012 05:11 pm (UTC)
White, in his performances, rocked.

That's putting it mildly. Best musical performance this season tbh.

Real Housewives was the only notable moment from last night.
harrypotter7 4th-Mar-2012 05:16 pm (UTC)
this times a million. Jack White killed, but then again he always does. And Real Housewives was hilarious
alpherg 4th-Mar-2012 05:22 pm (UTC)
Jack was so amazing last night.
conveythemelody 4th-Mar-2012 05:24 pm (UTC)
he was the only good thing about last nights episode.
xo_prettywords 4th-Mar-2012 05:26 pm (UTC)
ia Jack White was amazing as always
sheepy_hollow 4th-Mar-2012 05:28 pm (UTC)
excuse u? HAMM/SNOOKI was pretty awesome, too!
minalskare 4th-Mar-2012 05:29 pm (UTC)
Best musical performance this season
mte
grammaire 4th-Mar-2012 05:38 pm (UTC)
agreed
loveackshuly 4th-Mar-2012 05:44 pm (UTC)
His performance was the best part of the entire night.
nicholasdee 4th-Mar-2012 05:49 pm (UTC)
Jack is the most seasoned performer this season has had in a long time. He knows how to command a stage.

And I loved the touch with switching an all female band for an all male one. A nice bit of theatrics
dame_n_doortune 4th-Mar-2012 06:13 pm (UTC)
misscrystal 4th-Mar-2012 06:37 pm (UTC)
This part killed me.
morbo_rozilla 5th-Mar-2012 03:46 am (UTC)
This is everything that I dreamed it would be.
keef_riffhards 4th-Mar-2012 06:28 pm (UTC)
Fuck yeah.. I need to see that second performance again.
slaughtermatic 4th-Mar-2012 07:25 pm (UTC)
OT but his backup singer was sooo beatiful. That dress n everything.
denisecky 4th-Mar-2012 08:04 pm (UTC)
Jack White was killing me softly with that performance.

I need his solo album right NOW.
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