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1:36 pm - 03/01/2012

Eddie Murphy: Oscars Would Have Been 'A Little Quicker With Me Driving'


While some had gripes with Billy Crystal's blackface routine hosting stint during the 84th Academy Awards, most were impressed that the typically long-winded ceremony finished rather early. It was the shortest Oscar telecast in over 30 years.

Though, apparently, that still wasn't brief enough for erstwhile 84th annual Academy Awards host Eddie Murphy. At the junket for his upcoming comedy, "A Thousand Words" -- a film that had its release date shifted to coincide with Murphy's Oscar-fueled "comeback" -- the star told "Extra" that, while he thought Crystal did a "great job," the show would have been "a little quicker with me driving."

As you'll recall, Murphy was hired as host of the Oscars by Brett Ratner, after the pair worked together on "Tower Heist." That union came undone once Ratner resigned as producer of the telecast following the firestorm caused by his homophobic remarks about rehearsals. Once Ratner was out, Murphy followed soon after, but -- in a surprise -- Murphy said he's still interested in the job.

"If they ask me again and it comes around, I'm totally open to do. It's one of the few things that I haven't done as a comedian. So, yeah, one day."

Hear that, Academy?

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What do you guys think?
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theratwhispers 1st-Mar-2012 08:25 pm (UTC)
I would have asked him to turn the car around and go home.
andres01234 1st-Mar-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
I hate this asshole and I don't find him funny at all
hedgerowbustle 1st-Mar-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
Still bummed he didn't host. Billy was boring.
jasmina12345 1st-Mar-2012 08:27 pm (UTC)
lol bye bitch

only has something to say after the show airs of course...
_xxtom 1st-Mar-2012 08:33 pm (UTC)
Well no shit he says it after it aired. He would have to watch the show in order to comment on it.
paarycia 1st-Mar-2012 09:03 pm (UTC)
lol ikr
paarycia 1st-Mar-2012 09:04 pm (UTC)
Why/how would he criticize beforehand though?
avvien 1st-Mar-2012 08:27 pm (UTC)
i'd take eddie murphy over billy crystal any day.

but lbr, chris rock should've just stayed on stage and finished the job.
brucelynn 1st-Mar-2012 08:28 pm (UTC)
OMG yeessss

I was like "CHRIS DON'T GO!!"
myhipusername 1st-Mar-2012 08:32 pm (UTC)
ikr


chris should host next year
xo_prettywords 1st-Mar-2012 08:37 pm (UTC)
ikr, I loved when Chris Rock hosted.
thesegoto11 1st-Mar-2012 09:25 pm (UTC)
me too
I had a great time
riookierin 1st-Mar-2012 08:39 pm (UTC)
Seriously. I was so disappointed when he left the stage after his bit. I love him as a host sfm.
fabouluz 1st-Mar-2012 09:03 pm (UTC)
Mte. Chris Rock was hilarious in his 30 second bit
notoriousreign 1st-Mar-2012 10:45 pm (UTC)
Ugh I know, he was so funny compared to the whole damn show with Billy. =/
infinite_drag 2nd-Mar-2012 12:16 am (UTC)
vanillakokakola 1st-Mar-2012 08:27 pm (UTC)
i'm REALLY fucking mad that billy crystal's blackface didn't get more attention than it did. it was just like "aww, that was in poor taste, but now we're moving on."

not that i'm surprised, since apparently we whitey can get away with everything. just more proof, i guess.
shadyoutkast 1st-Mar-2012 08:32 pm (UTC)
but...it wasn't REALLY blackface!

i agree. that shit was ridiculous. however, the academy is made up of old white guys who still think billy crystal is hip and irreverent.
xo_prettywords 1st-Mar-2012 08:39 pm (UTC)
ia, at first I didn't realize what was happening but then when I did, I figured everyone would be all over it... not to mention his weird race jokes sprinkled throughout the show
brucelynn 1st-Mar-2012 08:39 pm (UTC)
pretty much
lucciolaa 1st-Mar-2012 08:54 pm (UTC)
I didn't see the Oscars. What happened?
brucelynn 1st-Mar-2012 08:59 pm (UTC)
Billy Crystal was in blackface as Sammy Davis Jr
niagarawoman 1st-Mar-2012 09:28 pm (UTC)
He also made a bunch of racist jokes, because he had to go those few extra miles.
imnotasquirrel 1st-Mar-2012 09:22 pm (UTC)
I was getting into an argument about it on another forum (ehell) and some dumbass was saying that those of us who call it blackface are just being ignorant and being deliberate muckrakers. I CAN'T.

And there was someone else who compared it to the great travesty of whiteface, and yet another person who compard it to Sacha Baron Cohen's Kim Jong Il ashes trick. Like, according to this person, if we can make fun of the recently departed, then can't we cut Crystal some slack? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

Edited at 2012-03-01 09:23 pm (UTC)
saltireflower 1st-Mar-2012 09:34 pm (UTC)
Ricky Gervais says something mean about rich white people and the world loses its shit. Billy Crystal acts like an offensive douche for the entire show and barely any feathers are ruffled. Sickening.
shadyoutkast 1st-Mar-2012 08:30 pm (UTC)
well, maybe you should have stayed on instead of leaving because brett ratner's dickishness.
talklikelions 1st-Mar-2012 08:36 pm (UTC)
flawless icon tbh
talklikelions 1st-Mar-2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
when this popped up on my alerts I thought it said "Olsens" instead of "Oscars". I was like waaaaat
_xxtom 1st-Mar-2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
It's fucking true.
Billy Crystal was awful.
scriptedending 1st-Mar-2012 08:41 pm (UTC)
it was like 10 seconds of the montage at the beginning, easy to miss
monster_mutt 2nd-Mar-2012 12:10 am (UTC)
i missed it too
eaglefan2011 1st-Mar-2012 08:34 pm (UTC)
i'm not a huge fan of eddie but i'd take him over billy crystal
billy was so boring and not funny at all
dreamsofpaprika 1st-Mar-2012 08:35 pm (UTC)
I hate Eddie Murphy. He's so fucking annoying. I'm glad he didn't host. It was already a bad year, it would've been worse had he hosted. I'd take Billy over him any day.
stylista_11 1st-Mar-2012 08:37 pm (UTC)
It's true though. But I need Chris Rock to be hosting next year.
riookierin 1st-Mar-2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
I don't usually care for Chris Rock at all, but he's fucking brilliant when it comes to hosting award shows!
brucelynn 1st-Mar-2012 08:40 pm (UTC)
I would love that again
niagarawoman 1st-Mar-2012 09:29 pm (UTC)
Oh god yes.
riookierin 1st-Mar-2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
Only if this was 1984 and he was still funny and worth watching lbr.
satellite__eyes 1st-Mar-2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
Pretty much.
troy_macclure 1st-Mar-2012 09:26 pm (UTC)
this
xherowenxadd 1st-Mar-2012 11:55 pm (UTC)
omg that icon
pistol_eyes 1st-Mar-2012 11:54 pm (UTC)
mte
hrhobo 1st-Mar-2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
conan o'brien should host.

has he ever been in a movie? oh well, he should host.
fabouluz 1st-Mar-2012 09:04 pm (UTC)
Good choice
thesegoto11 1st-Mar-2012 09:29 pm (UTC)
ia! he's on my wish list
nicolesnitchie 1st-Mar-2012 09:42 pm (UTC)
no
hrhobo 2nd-Mar-2012 02:28 am (UTC)
why
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