Ausiello's May sweeps scorecard

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TVLine’s May Sweeps Scorecard is to May Sweeps: in a word, essential!

Same as last year, the Scorecard is jam-packed with Sweeps spoilers and, as an added, titillating-to-the nth degree bonus, season finale spoilers, too! But these aren’t your run-of-the-mill teasers. Not in the least. Many of them are shrouded in mystery, affording you the opportunity to guess at the “whos” that will be doing all the “whats” that are itemized in the chart.

Before you dive in, one hint: Everything that’s listed below happens to a series regular or a recurring character (no one-off guest stars allowed) on a broadcast network show (i.e. ABC, CBS, Fox, NBC, The CW).

Number of confirmed weddings: At least 3

1. Mike and Molly/Mike & Molly
2. Jules and Grayson/Cougar Town
3. [SPOILER ALERT]

Number of possible weddings: At least 2
1. Lemon and George/Hart of Dixie
2. Wolowitz and Bernadette/The Big Bang Theory

Number of wedding partners revealed via flash forward: At least 1
1. Barney and [SPOILER ALERT]/How I Met Your Mother

Number of couples having sex for the first time: At least 1
1. [SPOILER ALERT]

Number of shocking pregnancies: At least 1
1. [SPOILER ALERT]

Number of babies born and/or adopted: At least 1
1. Lily and Marshall/How I Met Your Mother
2. [SPOILER ALERT]

Number of breakups/divorces: At least 3
1. [SPOILER ALERT]
2. [SPOILER ALERT]
3. [SPOILER ALERT]

Number of fatalities: At least 6
1. NCIS: LA
2. Community
3. [SPOILER ALERT]
4. [SPOILER ALERT]
5. [SPOILER ALERT]
6. [SPOILER ALERT]

Number of characters graduating: At least 9
1. Rachel/Glee
2. Finn/Glee
3. Kurt/Glee
4. Mercedes/Glee
5. Puck/Glee*
6. Quinn/Glee
7. Mike/Glee
8. Santana/Glee
9. Brittany/Glee*
10. Haley/Modern Family

* unless held back a year

Number of possible fatalities: At least 4
1. [SPOILER ALERT]
2. [SPOILER ALERT]
3. [SPOILER ALERT]
4. [SPOILER ALERT]

Number of resurrections and/or big returns: At least 2
1. [SPOILER ALERT]
2. [SPOILER ALERT]

Number of onscreen firings/resignations/major job changes: At least 2
1. [SPOILER ALERT]
2. [SPOILER ALERT]

Number of engagements: At least 1
1. [SPOILER ALERT]

Number of time warps: At least 1
1. [SPOILER ALERT]

Number of dream homes completed: At least 1
1. Derek and Meredith/Grey’s Anatomy

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As usual, we'll find out the answer to the "spoiler alerts" in May. Love that Ausiello does this every year.