ONTD

i finally saw martha marcy may marlene
whoa
synopsis = film was good, lizzy was great, cults are bad

Jennifer should really reconsider her stance on friends reunion...

last 5 films

5. the bounty hunter. rotten tomatoes 9% opened at #3. nominated 4 razzies.
4. the switch. cringe worthy film premise. rotten tomatoes 51%. can't recall opening - straight to dvd?
3. just go with it. rotten tomatoes 18% but opened #1.
2. horrible bosses. rotten tomatoes 69% and opened #1 but due to the male leads, not her.
1. wanderlust - see now

the math works out. generally her movies gross more than budget so financially she's in the clear. but the quality is crap. she makes mediocre to horrible rom coms.

for the most successful movies, she didn't carry the film, the male or plot did. any passable female actress could have played opposite jim carrey in bruce almighty. any passable female actress could have played opposite CUTE DOG MOVIE and owen wilson in marley and me. just for example.

all her recent releases where she was the biggest draw flopped.

saw the woman in black
it wasn't bad, very nice to look at. I'm beginning to seriously love danrad, too.

i liked journey 1 but i dont think i'll bother with this

the lack of horror movies out rn is not what i'm here for

I was getting ready to be all "blah blah blsh I cant believe people will watch silly Jennifer Aniston movies" but holy shit, NO ONE watched it. This makes me happy tbh.

Wanderlust didn't do quite so horribly for a Rated R movie, right? I mean its per theater average is decent.

Well you can't compare something a Nicholas Sparks-esque movie to this rated R comedy. But you're right, it didn't do so great. I was just being hopeful, and I know rated R movies are sometimes held to a lesser standard.

Yesterday I said I did not regret sleeping all day and night. I do now. Last night was awful, ugh. On the bright side I got a lot of reading done this morning.

It's actually pretty nice today and I feel like I should go somewhere but I know it's not gonna happen.

I'm thinking about doing that actually, I am seriously craving some grapefruit juice of all things.

I love looking at Rotten Tomatoes and see that the audience doesnt give a shit what critics think. People are going to see what they want to see.

I'll wait for Wanderlust and Gone to leak or Redbox. I saw This Means War, like I said in the last post. It was cute.

I can't believe how bad WANDERLUST is doing. They have been promoting it hard, and it's hilarious, even Chelsea Handler offers VIP seats to her taping of the show IF you bring with you a movie ticket of Wanderlust lulz (as a proof you've seen it at the movies~)
Even This Means War tops that shit

same.

lol pretty much

same

yep, same

this is the first time i'm hearing of it

I went and saw Chronicle. That movie was way better than the ads for it were.

I'm curious to see Tyler Perry's Good Deeds, but not enough to pay for it. Waiting on a good bootleg tbh. I'm on my way to see Act of Valor right now. I'm not sure what to expect. It better not be as depressing as The Grey.

I watched Clueless and then Cruel Intentions

and I want to see Chronicle

Ia! The last 30 minutes were intense.

Lol @ Wanderlust

Poor Paul Rudd. Smh

I haven't been to the movies in a long time. boo-hoo.

yup. same here.