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vamparacely I need to vent!25th-Feb-2012 02:32 am (UTC)
So I've been trying to distance myself from my ex because my therapist suggested I do it to improve myself. I was doing it, but today I had to be around the area he lives for doctor's appointments and I needed to kill 2 hours before my last one. Yesterday I asked him if I could come by and hang until my next appointment and he said that would be ok. So I'm finished with my first appointment and call him to let him know I'm coming and he's not home! Where is he? He's hanging with his ex whore of a roommate that I hated with a passion of 500000 suns! This was one of our many problems when we dated, he never thinks of me! He could have told me that he wasn't going to be home yesterday, or even today before I called, but no he always makes me feel like such a fool for thinking he could be anything but a selfish asshole.
musicalslore203 Re: I need to vent!25th-Feb-2012 02:32 am (UTC)
that's really, really shitty
I'm so sorry
_scarlett_icons Re: I need to vent!25th-Feb-2012 02:36 am (UTC)
If he's your ex, why'd you call him up? Why did you break up? If that girl was one of the reasons, why do you expect him to change now?

Personally, I'm just one of those people who believes you can't be friends with your ex (there are conditions, but it's really limited; like if you were close friends for years before and tried dating but it didn't work out, so you went back to being friends). I have a friend who used to remain friends with all of her exes, and all it did was cause problems for her, both emotionally and with whatever guy she was dating after.

I don't mean to be cruel, but I don't even know why you bothered with him.

vamparacely Re: I need to vent!25th-Feb-2012 02:44 am (UTC)
Oh no, you're right! I keep asking myself all the time why I keep doing this to myself because I know he's not going to change ever. It was mainly for the convenience. Because even though we did break up, we've still been talking because he doesn't really have any other friends, and he calls me just as much as I call him. But we broke up for many many reasons, one being that he tried to cheat on me twice...not sure if it makes it better or worse that he wasn't able to succeed in cheating Lol. But the roommate wasn't one of the reasons, I just hate her, and it threw me off guard because he hasn't been in contact with her since she screwed him over on rent and took his mattress in the process.
tink_1326 Re: I need to vent!25th-Feb-2012 02:40 am (UTC)
Sorry, but I agree with scarlett_icons (and your therapist,lol) why on earth did you call him? Take your phone out right this minute and delete his number. Why make your life more complicated than it needs to be? Wash your hands of him and move forward.
fashionbb 25th-Feb-2012 02:34 am (UTC)
I AM SO DEAD AT RIHANNA SHADIN THAT FAN. BYE.
fantasialopez 25th-Feb-2012 02:35 am (UTC)


This was me in second grade and this is still me at 27 years old.
pippa_middleton 25th-Feb-2012 02:37 am (UTC)
they all smelled the same to me
fantasialopez 25th-Feb-2012 02:39 am (UTC)
You must be hard of smelling.
alizeein 25th-Feb-2012 02:37 am (UTC)
lol me too
josiefier 25th-Feb-2012 02:37 am (UTC)
Yep.
bienenkiste 25th-Feb-2012 02:37 am (UTC)
OH MY GOD THE MEMORIES
THE LIGHT BLUE ONE WAS FLAWLESS
frklphace 25th-Feb-2012 02:38 am (UTC)
OMG i was in the subway and i walked out and i'm like, "it smells like grape" ...2 secs later... "OMG IT SMELLS LIKE THOSE MR SKETCH GRAPE MARKERS!!!" super loud.


like 3 random strangers went "omg it does" and i felt better
volcompunk58 25th-Feb-2012 02:38 am (UTC)
My roommate has one of the green ones in his car and smells it when he drives lol.
djtino224 25th-Feb-2012 02:38 am (UTC)
Pretty much.
squirrelsarerad 25th-Feb-2012 02:43 am (UTC)
omg I remember these. I remember just sitting there smelling the blueberry one forever.
williammiller 25th-Feb-2012 03:17 am (UTC)
I was fucking obsessed with these markers. I wouldn't let anyone use them because I knew I wouldn't get them back.
glowing_dragon 25th-Feb-2012 07:16 pm (UTC)
Love those! Except the black.
pippa_middleton 25th-Feb-2012 02:36 am (UTC)
enid_keaner 25th-Feb-2012 02:43 am (UTC)
Would hit it so hard, Jesus Christ
frklphace 25th-Feb-2012 02:36 am (UTC)
how i prefer my mornings tbh

edas 25th-Feb-2012 02:37 am (UTC)
YES Sir
_marquis 25th-Feb-2012 02:40 am (UTC)
:(

i want this.
musicalslore203 25th-Feb-2012 02:42 am (UTC)
eff you I'm texting someone rn b/c of this pic
frklphace 25th-Feb-2012 02:43 am (UTC)
YASSSS!! TEXT THE SEXY HOT ONE WHO YOU FOOLISHLY PASSED UP ON VDAY!!

TELL ME HOW BIG HIS PEEN IS WHEN YOU SEE IT TOO
rlmoonyk 25th-Feb-2012 02:46 am (UTC)
only wake to wake up tbh
once this guy gave me oral as soon as we woke up

tmi but wonderful way to start the day
williammiller 25th-Feb-2012 03:16 am (UTC)
Oh hell yes.
volcompunk58 OMG25th-Feb-2012 02:36 am (UTC)
BB'S I GOT A JOB TODAY! At this job ill be making the most money I have ever made in my life lol. Its part time/Temporary right now and may eventually turn FT/Permanent but I don't care. Its front desk at a medical office too which is pretty cool experience and all that. I hope to maybe eventually do something else in the office but hey ill take whatever :)
dolce_piccante Re: OMG25th-Feb-2012 02:37 am (UTC)
woooo! congrats! :D
volcompunk58 Re: OMG25th-Feb-2012 02:39 am (UTC)
Thanks :)
bienenkiste Re: OMG25th-Feb-2012 02:38 am (UTC)
congratulations! <3
frklphace Re: OMG25th-Feb-2012 02:38 am (UTC)
congrats bb!
djtino224 Re: OMG25th-Feb-2012 02:39 am (UTC)
Congrats!
cammiec Re: OMG25th-Feb-2012 02:40 am (UTC)
yay Congrats!
_marquis Re: OMG25th-Feb-2012 02:41 am (UTC)
congrats!
squirrelsarerad Re: OMG25th-Feb-2012 02:44 am (UTC)
congrats! Getting a job rn is a freaking accomplishment, let alone getting a good job that you actually like/pays well.
williammiller 25th-Feb-2012 03:16 am (UTC)
Congrats!
fantasialopez Re: OMG25th-Feb-2012 03:32 am (UTC)
Woohoo! Now pass some of your job getting luck to me plz :)
hwb_bish 25th-Feb-2012 02:38 am (UTC)
Gas as high as 5.21????

HOLY SHIT
lennoxs 25th-Feb-2012 02:38 am (UTC)
i'm so addicted to lemonade omg it's so bad, one glass makes me full so i haven't really eaten today
pippa_middleton 25th-Feb-2012 02:38 am (UTC)
chiihiro 25th-Feb-2012 02:39 am (UTC)
This picture really confuses me because I'm so used to seeing Benedict in a suit/business-casual clothing. It almost looks photoshopped.
pippa_middleton 25th-Feb-2012 02:43 am (UTC)
I think he might look even better like this
enid_keaner 25th-Feb-2012 02:44 am (UTC)
Can he please have this hair all the time?
javamonster983 25th-Feb-2012 02:48 am (UTC)
He is just so attractive
tx5mym5 25th-Feb-2012 03:08 am (UTC)
Wow. He looks like a normal person.
arcee8 25th-Feb-2012 03:16 am (UTC)
He looks a lot older in this pic. He's all veiny and scruffy and junk.
chiihiro 25th-Feb-2012 02:38 am (UTC)
I'm trying to learn how to do a fishtail braid but it's not turning out well so far. The top part of the braid always comes out really messy. I think it's because my hair is super thick.
rocksaltme 25th-Feb-2012 03:26 am (UTC)
Are you starting it like a french braid or just at the nape of your neck? If you don't start it like a french braid it can help to put a rubber band in your hair then it's easier to pull the top part of the fishtail tight and snip off the rubber band when you're done.
chiihiro 25th-Feb-2012 03:33 am (UTC)
Yeah, that's what I've been doing, but the top part still looks bad. I think I just have to keep practicing. Once I get the hang of it, I'll teach myself how to french braid my own hair, too.
mypolar 25th-Feb-2012 02:40 am (UTC)
So this guy I've been dating for two months just asked me to marry him. Run? Run.
alizeein 25th-Feb-2012 02:41 am (UTC)
for real??
pinkfunraven 25th-Feb-2012 02:41 am (UTC)
RUN!!
_marquis 25th-Feb-2012 02:41 am (UTC)
RUN
pippa_middleton 25th-Feb-2012 02:41 am (UTC)
no have 20 kids and beat the duggars
tink_1326 25th-Feb-2012 02:41 am (UTC)
Um yeah, that's scary.
hwb_bish 25th-Feb-2012 02:42 am (UTC)
Run, girl... RUNN
chiihiro 25th-Feb-2012 02:43 am (UTC)
enid_keaner 25th-Feb-2012 02:44 am (UTC)
GROW SOME WINGS AND FLY YOUR ASS AWAY
squirrelsarerad 25th-Feb-2012 02:45 am (UTC)
thats about as scary as that monster in your icon. Run!
iruleuruniverse 25th-Feb-2012 03:03 am (UTC)
well, do you love him? i mean... its rare, yes, and it took me and hubby 6 1/2 years before we even got engaged, LOL.. but my parents were married two months after their FIRST DATE and are still together, 28+ years later, so... yeah
williammiller 25th-Feb-2012 03:16 am (UTC)
lol run far, far away and don't look back.
sergeantquakers 25th-Feb-2012 03:27 am (UTC)
Truck your ass out of there.
nuravecunt 25th-Feb-2012 03:35 am (UTC)
ABANDON SHIP
fishoftime 25th-Feb-2012 03:48 am (UTC)
my parents got engaged after two months. 36 yrs later they are still going! ha, but, probs run.
merenwen17 25th-Feb-2012 04:19 am (UTC)
the fook
djtino224 25th-Feb-2012 02:40 am (UTC)
I need the tv downstairs but my aunt thinks the Daytona 500 is more important. Boo.
bnlmaroonvwbug 25th-Feb-2012 02:43 am (UTC)
ugh nascar.
pippa_middleton 25th-Feb-2012 02:44 am (UTC)
turn the power off, and while she freaks out looking for a flash light, go steal the tv
djtino224 25th-Feb-2012 02:54 am (UTC)
LMAO!
williammiller 25th-Feb-2012 03:47 am (UTC)
Nascar is the worst.
missselarne /csb25th-Feb-2012 02:40 am (UTC)
Sometimes I just cannot with my facebook feed. Even the small things are starting to annoy me:

"The Avengers is being directed by Joss Whedon. SO STOKED."

jw, have you been living under a rock?? This hasn't been news since like 2010.
bnlmaroonvwbug Re: /csb25th-Feb-2012 02:44 am (UTC)
lol tell them it was written by him too so you can blow their mind.
frklphace 25th-Feb-2012 02:40 am (UTC)
so i'm gonna sex up this post


anyone ever given/gotten morning head? the you/your so was still sleeping and you woke them up that way, kind.

was it weird? did they shove you off or go with it?
musicalslore203 25th-Feb-2012 02:43 am (UTC)
oh god I want this

hmmmmm I'm trynna remember I don't think I've woken anyone up with it and definitely haven't been myself

adding that to the bucket list and texting a great guy about it too
_marquis 25th-Feb-2012 02:44 am (UTC)
no. too all ur questions


but ia w/ sexing up this post

bnlmaroonvwbug 25th-Feb-2012 02:45 am (UTC)
i've been meaning to
d00ditsemily 25th-Feb-2012 02:47 am (UTC)
Shoved off. My husband values his sleep haha
chiihiro 25th-Feb-2012 02:49 am (UTC)
Did someone say...sex??




frklphace 25th-Feb-2012 02:51 am (UTC)
omg jared get it.

he is so short tho :(
suburban_war 25th-Feb-2012 02:51 am (UTC)
I was kinda sleepy from the night before because we stayed up talking all night (lol) and my bf was awake, started going down on me and YUP I wasn't so sleepy after that
stormer1_1 25th-Feb-2012 02:56 am (UTC)
yes to everything, basically.
zigzagzap 25th-Feb-2012 03:21 am (UTC)
I've given. He went crazy, he loved it
fantasialopez 25th-Feb-2012 03:34 am (UTC)
Not head, but a one night stand guy woke me up with a good morning fingerbang. It was fucking delightful.
rocksaltme 25th-Feb-2012 04:22 am (UTC)
late but I randomly did this with one of my boyfriends and he really liked it. He woke me up the same way a few weeks later; it was a random thing we used to do. haha

was never weird but I can see how it could end up being awkward.
klmnumbers 25th-Feb-2012 04:43 am (UTC)
I didn't wake him up with a blow job, but we woke up together with some chest massaging, etc until he got hard and then got a good morning bj, and it was awesome. haha
frklphace 25th-Feb-2012 02:41 am (UTC)
also this

_scarlett_icons 25th-Feb-2012 02:43 am (UTC)
They look dead. Her hand looks warped.

*shudder*
frklphace 25th-Feb-2012 02:45 am (UTC)
the hand on the bed? gripping the sheets.

his hand on her hip is warped from motion, it's from a movie but idr which
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