Blind Items (and a reveal!)

Me vs. Work so far today:

1. Which Jersey Shore star is fond of saying, "It is not gay if someone else is doing the sucking," whenever he is questioned about some of the people he has gone out with. CDAN
REVEALLED: The Situation *cue surprise! shock! omg no way! he seems super totally straight tho! why would he be so obnoxiously vocal about wanting to bang chicks all the time if he didn't mean it 100%??? Consider my gaydar defective tbh!*

2. She was ready to go. She had been invited. She had hair, makeup and jewelry all booked for the pre-parties and the show. She had the perfect dresses made. She was in shape. She had even pulled a publicity stunt to pique the public’s interest. She was totally ready to strut the red carpet and bask in the attention. However, this big star was ultimately a no-show at the Grammys. So what happened? Was she ill? Was she in mourning for a fellow singer? Did the limo break down? None of the above. She wanted the buzz and the attention on her, but since her plan was disrupted by the untimely demise of another, she decided to stay home. Blind Gossip
My Guess: Beyonce

3. There was a big fashion controversy in the days leading up to the Grammys. This particular singer was not about to let anyone outshine them on the red carpet. “Fuck the swan and fuck the meat dress!” they said. “I want something really outrageous!” They changed designers and outfits several times in the days leading up to the awards show, with each iteration getting more and more controversial. When the decision was finally made, a shouting match ensued between the singer and their manager. “There’s a difference between creative and offensive, and you’ve crossed the line!” Even the star’s close friends argued passionately about the outfit. Some were calling it genius, some were calling it tacky. It will be interesting to see if there will be a backlash tomorrow… and if that backlash will hurt record sales. Blind Gossip
My Guess: Nicki Minaj and her try hard pope accessory. A fuck ton of people called.... they want their "purposely using religious imagery to intentionally shock and offend people" attention whoring tactic back.

4. Death hoaxes aren’t always started by some random Twitter user or obscure foreign media outlet. They conveniently bring celebs back into interest without much work. Which celebrity’s PR team has used multiple death hoaxes for attention? Hollywood Dame
My Guess: obvs Tupac, Biggie, and Elvis living on a tropical island together sipping margaritas and enjoying the good life. Srs sauce - I think it's Eddie Murphy.