Kris Jenner’s Sexual Arousal Oil for Old Ladies

Do you have a dry vagina?


Kris Jenner has the solution for you.


Busy week in the Kardashian sex news business.

Yesterday, we learned that Khloe Kardashian installed a sex swing, which collapsed under the weight of her fucking giant NBA husband Lamar Odom.

Today, we learn that Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner has been named Zestra® Essential Arousal Oils™.

What, you ask, are Zestra® Essential Arousal Oils™? Hit it, euphemism-laden press release:

Zestra is a topically-applied, over-the-counter product from Semprae Laboratories, Inc., that is clinically proven to enhance women's sexual pleasure. Jenner, a 56-year old mother of six and wife of Olympic Gold Medalist Bruce Jenner, is a savvy entrepreneur who has helped build successful brands for herself and her daughters.

In a signed letter on Zestra's website, Kris recommends using the oily substance to "keep feeding the fire and keep monotony out of monogamy."

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