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10:28 am - 02/08/2012

Courtney Stodden is a mermaid



She's been fishing fame for years and now Courtney Stodden is making a splash in a new internet ad.
The 17-year-old teen bride, who is married to 51-year-old Green Mile actor Doug Hutchison, has posed as a mermaid in a revealing sparkling bra and matching skin-tight metallic tail.

The outfit is all in the name of a new advertisement, for the internet company www.creditscore.com.
The one minute commercial begins with two buddies fishing for dinner and after catching one bite-size fish, they finally catch the big one, which is Courtney.
'OMG. I'm so…wet,' the blonde teenager says as she emerges out of the water as a mermaid, pouting, posing and shimmering in her typically sultry way.

The two friends ogle her tanned and toned body before looking at each other in shock.
Of course Courtney tweeted a link to the advertisement on her Twitter page today after she once again last night posted some poetic prose in her favourite alliterated style.
'Flaunting a flirty fantasy this Monday night as I coaxingly kiss the mister that I fancy most. XOs,muah!' she wrote.

The new ad is just one of a long line of fresh attempts the teen has made to launch herself as a household name.
Recently she also visited a recording studio in an effort to lift her recording career off the ground.
The blonde, who describes herself as a 'recording artist' on her Twitter page, was spotted walking into the studio arm-in-arm with her much older husband Hutchinson.







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digipacopr 8th-Feb-2012 04:30 pm (UTC)
OMG. I'm so…wet

lmao i cant

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Edited at 2012-02-08 04:31 pm (UTC)
unique_lilpixie 8th-Feb-2012 04:43 pm (UTC)
lol A+ gif response
riookierin 8th-Feb-2012 04:30 pm (UTC)
Better than Bette Midler, Gaga, Ariel, actual irl mermaids, etc.
ferniinberlin 8th-Feb-2012 04:31 pm (UTC)
you speak the truth. True Queen of the Sea.
spoiled_water 8th-Feb-2012 04:31 pm (UTC)
LOL
prettysighs 8th-Feb-2012 04:35 pm (UTC)
mte
kwikimart 8th-Feb-2012 04:44 pm (UTC)
ITA
riookierin 8th-Feb-2012 05:25 pm (UTC)
Your icon is amazing tbh!
tebtosca 8th-Feb-2012 04:58 pm (UTC)
actual irl mermaids

LOL IRL
valyazhnaya 8th-Feb-2012 05:00 pm (UTC)
A+
andbetty 8th-Feb-2012 05:12 pm (UTC)
lol
extremisttt 8th-Feb-2012 05:52 pm (UTC)
I submissively concur.
icangoforthat 8th-Feb-2012 06:08 pm (UTC)
YES
autumn1234 8th-Feb-2012 06:15 pm (UTC)
<3
deadendqueen16 8th-Feb-2012 06:23 pm (UTC)
Aquatic goddess
juggarnut 8th-Feb-2012 04:30 pm (UTC)
this haggard bitch and her dumb tweets with dumb adjectives. ugh
__likeamagazine 8th-Feb-2012 04:35 pm (UTC)
"coaxingly"
inboots 8th-Feb-2012 04:40 pm (UTC)
her tweets are fantastic, tho

http://pugswithcourtneystoddentweets.tumblr.com/
ohkkrista 8th-Feb-2012 04:49 pm (UTC)
LMAO.
beatlesluv 8th-Feb-2012 05:15 pm (UTC)
DED LMAO
atheistkathleen 8th-Feb-2012 05:18 pm (UTC)
OMG
jessiedwheelie 8th-Feb-2012 06:00 pm (UTC)
I am creating a Disturbance laughing at these
talklikelions 8th-Feb-2012 06:48 pm (UTC)
lmfao

oh god crying
tink_1326 9th-Feb-2012 01:06 am (UTC)
You know what's unreal though? She has a better vocabulary (and better spelling) than majority of my students.
spoiled_water 8th-Feb-2012 04:30 pm (UTC)
Did she take these with a Razr?
nanewt011 8th-Feb-2012 04:30 pm (UTC)
her photo shoots are getting more and more low rent as time goes on, reality show or gtfo!
ferniinberlin 8th-Feb-2012 04:30 pm (UTC)
i need a Courtney Show in my life :( With tips on how to tweet and dress appropriately
demonsandsongs 8th-Feb-2012 04:30 pm (UTC)
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Her "photoshoots" don't even phase me anymore.
javamonster983 8th-Feb-2012 04:31 pm (UTC)
I would throw that mermaid right back into the ocean
tankmachine 8th-Feb-2012 04:31 pm (UTC)
<3
theratwhispers 8th-Feb-2012 04:31 pm (UTC)
What am I looking at? More importantly, why am I looking at it?
kali_klum 8th-Feb-2012 04:31 pm (UTC)
legitimately cringing from how awful that was
queencleopatra 8th-Feb-2012 04:31 pm (UTC)
Sorry. She's not 17. She's at least 30. An old-looking 30. Yuck.
kwikimart 8th-Feb-2012 04:44 pm (UTC)
Reciepts?
blondelilly 8th-Feb-2012 04:51 pm (UTC)
She looks 40-ish to me.
thruyourveins 8th-Feb-2012 05:01 pm (UTC)
without makeup she kind of looks her age
vehiclesshockme 8th-Feb-2012 05:53 pm (UTC)
Almost positive she's 20.
jemab 8th-Feb-2012 06:20 pm (UTC)
She's a pretty haggard 30.
andthenwevomit 8th-Feb-2012 04:32 pm (UTC)
clicked this post 'cause I wanted to see the tweet that accompanied this! God bless her
_underwhelmed 8th-Feb-2012 04:33 pm (UTC)
why does it say (C) freecreditscore.com on the pics lol
xdecadentx 8th-Feb-2012 04:46 pm (UTC)
The outfit is all in the name of a new advertisement, for the internet company www.creditscore.com.
_underwhelmed 8th-Feb-2012 04:48 pm (UTC)
ugh, reading!
lusushi 8th-Feb-2012 04:33 pm (UTC)
Of course she is.
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