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4:10 pm - 01/31/2012

Trailer and Poster for Jason Statham's SAFE







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[info]therearewords 31st-Jan-2012 10:14 pm (UTC)
Oh Jason, never change.
[info]_dennis_csi_ 31st-Jan-2012 10:17 pm (UTC)
don't worry he doesn't
[info]morgan90 31st-Jan-2012 10:17 pm (UTC)
He truly never will.
[info]mercibeaucul 31st-Jan-2012 11:20 pm (UTC)
I wouldn't start worrying until the pope converts to Lutheranism and you spot a large winged pig gliding serenely over your roof.
[info]therearewords 31st-Jan-2012 11:33 pm (UTC)
I have a winged pig as neighbor though :(
[info]piratesswoop 31st-Jan-2012 10:15 pm (UTC)
i thought he died in that boat accident
[info]poop_of_death 31st-Jan-2012 10:16 pm (UTC)
He did but he got better
[info]gheyman 31st-Jan-2012 10:16 pm (UTC)
He died but has risen.
[info]malarkiness 31st-Jan-2012 10:16 pm (UTC)
mte!
[info]superdogbiter 31st-Jan-2012 10:24 pm (UTC)
actually he was turned into a newt but he got better
[info]nami86 31st-Jan-2012 10:30 pm (UTC)
AWESOME COMMENT
[info]djan31 1st-Feb-2012 02:08 am (UTC)
[info]tw_31988 1st-Feb-2012 12:46 am (UTC)
ikr? this post needs 'the walking dead' tag.
[info]marmar627 1st-Feb-2012 04:06 am (UTC)
Only the good dive youn
[info]indelikatt 31st-Jan-2012 10:15 pm (UTC)
he always does the same shit, but i love him for it.
[info]evett 31st-Jan-2012 10:17 pm (UTC)
The Katherine Heigl of action films.
[info]scotchsour 31st-Jan-2012 10:27 pm (UTC)
But he's actually good at them.
[info]bellwetherr 31st-Jan-2012 10:31 pm (UTC)
Ah but the difference is that he's actually a really cool fucking dude. I'd replace Katherine Heigl with Jennifer Aniston.
[info]indelikatt 31st-Jan-2012 10:42 pm (UTC)
except he's fuckable and not an annoying little shit.
[info]go3x 31st-Jan-2012 11:22 pm (UTC)
Plus if you're a single gay guy, seeing his film in cinema alone usually means you're going to bump into some hot single gay guys doing the same thing.

Jason Statham is like the beacon that calls all of the single gay guys.
[info]gheyman 31st-Jan-2012 10:15 pm (UTC)
His beard is so yummy.
[info]degele 31st-Jan-2012 10:16 pm (UTC)
his face + little asian girl peeking out = LOL
[info]poop_of_death 31st-Jan-2012 10:17 pm (UTC)
[info]chihaya19 31st-Jan-2012 10:20 pm (UTC)
I MADE THIS POST OUT OF LOVE FOR YOU
[info]poop_of_death 31st-Jan-2012 10:22 pm (UTC)
THANK YOU CHIHAYA YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN INCREASING THE FROTHINESS OF MY LOINS!
[info]kapuki234 31st-Jan-2012 10:22 pm (UTC)
You should make a post about Jonzi lbr
[info]jasmina12345 31st-Jan-2012 10:17 pm (UTC)
this seems like a refreshing departure from his previous work!
[info]mooshki 1st-Feb-2012 01:44 am (UTC)
LOL! Aw, Statham, never change. We love you just the way you are.
[info]alessar 1st-Feb-2012 08:09 pm (UTC)
Actually I was thinking, "Hm, this starts like Shoot 'em Up but with a little girl instead of a baby."

Now I want Jason Statham + Clive Owen in a movie.
[info]angstbunny 2nd-Feb-2012 06:02 am (UTC)
There is one. Killer Elite. Except Clive Owen is fugly in it. THE TRAVESTY.
[info]cluelessraf 31st-Jan-2012 10:17 pm (UTC)
Man on Fire part Deux?
[info]chihaya19 31st-Jan-2012 10:17 pm (UTC)
this film looks formulaic but

(a) jason statham is fucking SEXY
(b) anything with hot asians shooting guns slays me
(c) i miss [info]poop_of_death
[info]astrocutiepie 31st-Jan-2012 10:18 pm (UTC)
look up for (c)!
[info]chihaya19 31st-Jan-2012 10:20 pm (UTC)
yessssss ty bb
[info]poop_of_death 31st-Jan-2012 10:35 pm (UTC)
HAY GURL HAY
[info]poop_of_death 31st-Jan-2012 10:35 pm (UTC)
HAY
[info]sugarcrashed 31st-Jan-2012 10:17 pm (UTC)
the amount i want to sleep with jason statham is exponentially higher the longer he is protecting a child.
[info]teh_bug 31st-Jan-2012 10:22 pm (UTC)
ahahahahahaha! ...ia, though...
[info]amazingrando 31st-Jan-2012 11:39 pm (UTC)
So true.
[info]swim_thedepths 1st-Feb-2012 01:12 am (UTC)
lol ia
[info]morgan90 31st-Jan-2012 10:18 pm (UTC)
Still think he should be playing Gareth Thomas in that upcoming biopic, not Mickey Rourke. But as everyone here is pointing out, he is truly content to play the same damn role for the rest of his life.
[info]infinite93 31st-Jan-2012 10:19 pm (UTC)
So... it's basically the Transporter?
[info]blancapslove 31st-Jan-2012 10:20 pm (UTC)
kids edition
[info]alessar 1st-Feb-2012 08:09 pm (UTC)
I.e., The Transporter 2.
[info]sixdemonhag 1st-Feb-2012 03:18 am (UTC)
As long as it's not fucking Crank.
[info]fuk_q 31st-Jan-2012 10:19 pm (UTC)
Ugh, my megaupload post was rejected.

Anyway, to those wondering, the fed WON'T be deleting the files on Thursday.

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2012/01/megaupload-server-purge/
[info]chihaya19 31st-Jan-2012 10:24 pm (UTC)
why was it rejected??? necessary post is necessary
[info]fuk_q 31st-Jan-2012 10:37 pm (UTC)
The rejection I got was this: k i know this is an issue on ontd but we dont need updates as they happen

:|

Ugh.
[info]brandon198403 31st-Jan-2012 10:20 pm (UTC)
What a breakthrough role for him, I hope he can master this type of genre tbh
[info]fusilli_head 31st-Jan-2012 10:21 pm (UTC)
My boyfriend calls him Jason Steakums.
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