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2:41 pm - 01/25/2012

The Illuminati Spawn of Bey & Jay Will Literally Have God as a Godmother...



MediaTakeOut.com just got word that Beyonce and Jay Z have DECIDED on who is to be their daughter BLUE's godparents . . . and you're not gonna BELIEVE IT!!!







IT'S OPRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!


According to an EXTREMELY reliable insider, Jigga and Bey have chosen OPRAH WINFREY to be the godmother, and Jay's best friend Tyran "Ty Ty" Smith, the godfather. So why Oprah . . . Well word is that Oprah has become a CLOSE PERSONAL friend to both Jay and Bey. And the pair wanted to give the "godparents" role to people NOT ALREADY related to them by family (i.e. Solange, or Bey's BF - her cousin Angie)

Oh, and it doesn't hurt that the new GODMOTHER is the most POWERFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD not named MICHELLE OBAMA!!!

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[info]cigarettelover 25th-Jan-2012 07:48 pm (UTC)
LOL I really doubt this.
[info]sally_egan 25th-Jan-2012 10:03 pm (UTC)
I know. She's a lot older than them. She's more likely to die before they do!
[info]fuman_chica 25th-Jan-2012 11:07 pm (UTC)
MJ wanted his kids to go to his mom or Diana Ross. Both were much older than he was...
[info]spoiled_water 25th-Jan-2012 07:48 pm (UTC)
[info]boringlittletit 25th-Jan-2012 07:51 pm (UTC)
Perfect gif.
[info]genbu_no_miko24 25th-Jan-2012 08:01 pm (UTC)
lol nte
[info]stylestunna 25th-Jan-2012 08:42 pm (UTC)
Ahhh what a perfect gif
[info]phnix_daft_mode 25th-Jan-2012 08:47 pm (UTC)
MTE, Buttercup
[info]ts231 26th-Jan-2012 01:30 am (UTC)
RIGHT. CLICK. SAVE.
[info]goreplz 25th-Jan-2012 07:51 pm (UTC)
lol irl
[info]blancapslove 25th-Jan-2012 08:11 pm (UTC)
ur icon makes me lol irl
[info]yomommafoo 25th-Jan-2012 07:48 pm (UTC)
mediafakeout is at it again...
[info]_marquis 25th-Jan-2012 07:48 pm (UTC)
i would chose oprah too
[info]aintthedakota 25th-Jan-2012 07:48 pm (UTC)
kayne has gotta be pissed
[info]disco_balla 25th-Jan-2012 07:48 pm (UTC)
Lies and damn lies.

The real Godmother is that black lady from the Popeye's commercials. Y'all know the one I am talking about.
[info]fruitchews 25th-Jan-2012 07:50 pm (UTC)
Have you tried the new Cajun chicken yet?
[info]phillymademe 25th-Jan-2012 07:52 pm (UTC)
cackling.
[info]spider_orchid 25th-Jan-2012 08:43 pm (UTC)
DYING LMAO
[info]_xxtom 25th-Jan-2012 08:57 pm (UTC)
lmfao
[info]butterfly_lovex 25th-Jan-2012 07:49 pm (UTC)
Excuse me for having my doubts, but no.
[info]ani_di_franco 25th-Jan-2012 07:49 pm (UTC)
 
[info]disco_balla 25th-Jan-2012 07:51 pm (UTC)
LOL STOP
[info]ani_di_franco 25th-Jan-2012 07:53 pm (UTC)
 
[info]hershelwalker 25th-Jan-2012 07:51 pm (UTC)
I could never properly express my love for this photo
[info]ani_di_franco 25th-Jan-2012 07:55 pm (UTC)
[info]tws0305 25th-Jan-2012 08:01 pm (UTC)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
[info]10acgirl 26th-Jan-2012 01:23 am (UTC)
OMG what a lil pickininny!
[info]brenden 25th-Jan-2012 07:49 pm (UTC)
keri hilson was my guess
[info]disco_balla 25th-Jan-2012 07:51 pm (UTC)
FUCK KERI HILSON
[info]kronos1231 25th-Jan-2012 08:02 pm (UTC)
Keri Hilton is too busy touring and making hit records.

Try again!
[info]mattthew 25th-Jan-2012 11:45 pm (UTC)
LOL
[info]astrocutiepie 25th-Jan-2012 07:49 pm (UTC)
OH. MY. GOD.

if this were true.
[info]donglover 25th-Jan-2012 07:49 pm (UTC)
blue ivy is such a boss bitch i can't
[info]distantechoes4 25th-Jan-2012 07:50 pm (UTC)
LOL oh come on now
[info]ilikeandrewbird 25th-Jan-2012 07:50 pm (UTC)
I find this hard to believe. Oprah called Jay Z last year and it was shown on her Behind the Scenes show. They didnt seem close at all. Surely they could have gotten close within the past year but it doubt they would make her the godmother.
[info]benihime99 25th-Jan-2012 07:50 pm (UTC)
doubtful very doubtful
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