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8:46 pm - 01/22/2012

Beautiful and Bald? The 10 Most Controversial Barbie Dolls!!!



Last month, two mothers launched a campaign for Mattel to create Beautiful and Bald Barbie.

To show girls that there are different standards of beauty and to raise awareness about diseases that can cause young girls to lose their hair.

Mattel responded that they “receive hundreds of passionate requests for various dolls to be added to our collection” — essentially dismissing the women.

“Girls could use another doll that shows them they’re still pretty even if they don’t have a generic Barbie doll’s blue eyes and long blonde hair,” wrote Jezebel’s Margaret Hartmann.

But as news of Beautiful and Bald Barbie made its way around the Internet, it gained enormous popularity.

“This online movement is actually meaningful and heartfelt, and it’s about raising awareness of the young girls who suffer from diseases that can lead them to lose their hair,”.

If their campaign succeeds, Bald and Beautiful Barbie would surely raise awareness about a meaningful cause—unlike some other dolls Mattel has produced over the years.

From McDonald’s Barbie to Pooper Scooper Barbie to Cat Burglar Barbie, see our list of the most outrageous dolls that have actually hit the shelves.


Pregnant Barbie



Complete with a removable child in her stomach, this doll taught young girls about one of the fundamental benefits of being a woman: childbirth. But don’t be alarmed—this doll is all about promoting family values. Look closely and you’ll see a small wedding ring on her left hand. However, this doll did not hit stores in 2002 without controversy. Some parents thought a pregnant doll was too “real” for their children, so the doll was pulled from shelves later that year.





Pooper-Scooper Barbie



Barbie has made some interesting career moves over the decades, but her gig as a pooper-scooper preceded her days as a flight attendant and player for the WNBA. Strangely, the dog biscuits Barbie fed Tanner, her golden retriever, came out the other end looking exactly the same. Mattel recalled the product in 2006, just one year after its release date, when magnets from the scooper came loose and became a choking hazard. Overall, a complete failure.






Growing Up Glam Dolls



How this doll was approved for production continues to be one of the world’s great mysteries. Its predecessor, pubescent Growing Up Skipper, was released in 1975 and was hit with harsh reviews from audiences. In 2007, Mattel created a figure reminiscent of this Skipper that was built to transform into a woman, just by pulling a switch on her back. Not only does she grow vertically, but the size of her chest doubles.






McDonald’s Worker Barbie



Although Big Macs don’t quite mesh with Barbie’s slim physique, Mattel released the McDonald’s worker Barbie in 1982—without paying much attention to the possibility that it promoted childhood obesity. Thankfully, this doll is no longer being mass-produced.






Sun Gold Malibu Barbie



With her bleached blonde hair and bright orange skin tone, we can only imagine what this doll, which was produced in 1983, would look like if she were still around today. Forget the sunscreen—Sun Gold Malibu Barbie taught young girls the allure of being the deepest shade of orange. Unfortunately, Mattel didn’t see the danger in glorifying excessive sun exposure to young children.






Cool Shavin’ Ken



Barbie’s male companion Ken is far from rugged, but this pretty boy won’t be getting kissed by Barbie without a clean shave. Introduced in 1996 and complete with comb, shaving cream, “Old Spice play bottle,” and an after-shave-scented face, this Ken doll was all about maintenance.






Camping Barbie



The first version of Camp Barbie was launched in 1994—and compared to other dolls in Mattel’s collections, it actually sounds like it could have been a good idea. But this doll is dressed in pink platform wedges, Capri pants, and a saucy pink top and comes with a pink plastic chair.






Teen Talk! Barbie



Mattel wasn’t looking to bust any stereotypes when it created the Teen Talk! Barbie in July 1992. “Will I ever have enough clothes?” and “Wanna have a pizza party?” are two of the 270 phrases this doll could utter. But evidently “Math is tough!” was too much for some women’s groups, which claimed the statement reinforced negative labels of girls being mathematically challenged. The dolls that could speak this phrase were subsequently pulled from shelves three months after their release.






Barbie Loves Makeup Doll



Many children are told that beauty comes from the inside, but according to this Barbie, it might not. The Barbie Loves Makeup doll, which is surprisingly still on the market, boasts an array of gender-specific makeup colors and glittery lip glosses and promises hours of beautifying fun.




Cat Burglar Barbie



A Barbie that can steal cats? A Barbie who burglarizes people’s homes in a cat suit? We have no idea. This collector’s edition was created by Christian Louboutin in 1999 and was on sale only for a limited time.

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[info]lexification03 23rd-Jan-2012 03:00 am (UTC)
holy shit i totally remember wanting that McDonalds Barbie and the Shave Ken
[info]dothefrug 23rd-Jan-2012 03:19 am (UTC)
I totally had the shaving Ken. Somehow it didn't occur to me that the hair on top of his head doesn't grow back, so he had a mohawk for much of his life.
[info]muzicnem 23rd-Jan-2012 05:59 am (UTC)
lol I had the shaving Ken too. Maybe that's where my love of facial hair on men came from.
[info]candycanegrl 23rd-Jan-2012 09:30 am (UTC)
Tim Calhoun xxxx
[info]scarletfbl 23rd-Jan-2012 05:24 pm (UTC)
I wanted one so baaadly. T_T
[info]mellawe 23rd-Jan-2012 07:48 pm (UTC)
I never had a Ken . I owned two Barbies. One got a haircut and was used as a sort of Ken substitute
[info]ghanihwi 23rd-Jan-2012 03:24 am (UTC)
God- I wanted Shaving Ken so badly. I remember just coveting it when the commercials came on.
[info]shunda84 23rd-Jan-2012 03:54 am (UTC)
I had the shaving Ken & kept it for years. I thought he was hot.
[info]carolina_girl85 23rd-Jan-2012 03:59 am (UTC)
i had the shaving ken! idc that i was 11 years old it was fucking cool. i also had the rollerblading barbie. when you put pressure on the blades and pulled it back, they sparked lmao
[info]dobar_dance 23rd-Jan-2012 04:00 am (UTC)
I had both! The Shave Ken doll was dumb because it didn't always work.
[info]murdered_beauty 23rd-Jan-2012 04:23 am (UTC)
lol i had both!
[info]secretlemonade 23rd-Jan-2012 04:43 am (UTC)
I had shaving Ken. I would always take him into the bath with me so I could alternate the cold and hot water to shave his face then have him grow his hair back just to do it all over again. My 7-year-old self was highly entertained.
[info]yooperchild 23rd-Jan-2012 05:27 am (UTC)
I was just going to say, I remember wanting the shaving Ken so bad
[info]pooq45 23rd-Jan-2012 05:34 am (UTC)
I had shaving Ken. I remember the little squeegee "razor" thing.
[info]candycanegrl 23rd-Jan-2012 09:33 am (UTC)
I loved my Barbie McDonalds Drive Thru so much
[info]chantonii 23rd-Jan-2012 12:15 pm (UTC)
OMG I had the Shave Ken when I was 5. Although I lost the razor so he never got a shave after a while :(
[info]ch33rylips 23rd-Jan-2012 03:00 am (UTC)
First world problems.
[info]eccentricvibe 23rd-Jan-2012 03:02 am (UTC)
mte
[info]gabs_mr 23rd-Jan-2012 03:02 am (UTC)
The epitome of it, tbh.
[info]feathersandgold 23rd-Jan-2012 03:13 am (UTC)
mte
[info]violue 23rd-Jan-2012 03:15 am (UTC)
[info]bienenkiste 23rd-Jan-2012 03:00 am (UTC)
omg @ cat burglar, WERK.
[info]alquilaunhombre 23rd-Jan-2012 03:33 am (UTC)
YES
[info]thethicket 23rd-Jan-2012 03:39 am (UTC)
I want! D:
[info]dnttllhrry 23rd-Jan-2012 04:04 am (UTC)
right? i want one.
[info]howlcosmiclove 23rd-Jan-2012 04:51 am (UTC)
mte, it's stunning.
[info]muzicnem 23rd-Jan-2012 06:00 am (UTC)
IKR
[info]soramai 23rd-Jan-2012 06:38 am (UTC)
she is for adult collection, not for kids.
[info]lloydsgurl 23rd-Jan-2012 03:00 am (UTC)
I always wanted the shaving ken.

and hot damn, she's hot
[info]angelmonster 23rd-Jan-2012 03:03 am (UTC)
You know she wipes Ken's gay ass into submission.
[info]angelmonster 23rd-Jan-2012 03:03 am (UTC)
Whips...effing iPhone.
[info]nekoknight 23rd-Jan-2012 03:05 am (UTC)
LOL
[info]joshanizer 23rd-Jan-2012 03:09 am (UTC)
wipes
[info]oysternaut 23rd-Jan-2012 03:10 am (UTC)
haha wipes his ass
[info]lanuitdete 23rd-Jan-2012 03:10 am (UTC)
hahaha
[info]icangoforthat 23rd-Jan-2012 05:35 am (UTC)
She looks like Daria Werbowy
[info]soramai 23rd-Jan-2012 06:39 am (UTC)
she's hot!
[info]phnix_daft_mode 23rd-Jan-2012 03:00 am (UTC)
Is this going to turn into a "Hilarious and disturbing shit that I did with my barbies when I was little" post? Because those posts are hilarious and I miss them dearly.
[info]giant_totoro 23rd-Jan-2012 03:05 am (UTC)
i enjoyed taking the legs off of my sailor moon dolls then i'd put their legs in their hands and make them walk like aliens.
[info]scarletfbl 23rd-Jan-2012 05:27 pm (UTC)
DEAD. I still have my Sailor Moon doll. I could never get her to stay up on the little stand, though, so my bottom drawer in Cali has become her tomb.
[info]vehiclesshockme 23rd-Jan-2012 03:05 am (UTC)
My two best friends when I was little played such fucked up Barbie stuff I swear. :-X

Like my one friend decided that Barbie had to be sacrificed to please the gods and she had to go through a series of tests (that involved her being dunked under water and taped to the side of the house for three days) to prove that she was a virgin and worthy of sacrifice. Then if Barbie passed she cut off her head and buried it in one part of the yard and buried the body under were their pool went in the summer. :-X

The other friend always had her Barbie's getting pregnant and one time hung Ken from his neck with a shoelace from the ceiling because he was a "cheating son of a bitch who couldn't get a real job".

My friend accidentally kicked my Barbie corvette down the stairs to the basement once and I cried and said they died in the car accident and we had to have a funeral for them. :-X
[info]isntdaveone 23rd-Jan-2012 03:06 am (UTC)
[info]loveackshuly 23rd-Jan-2012 03:09 am (UTC)
i used to chew their feet and get put in time out for it. i blame it for my foot phobia as an adult.
[info]akasha6915 23rd-Jan-2012 03:10 am (UTC)
And what disturbing shit did you do with your barbies?
[info]lloydsgurl 23rd-Jan-2012 03:12 am (UTC)
I had a friend who would put bikini tops on her barbies as bras bc she thought that not wearing a bra was how you got breast cancer.
[info]menorahmajora 23rd-Jan-2012 03:16 am (UTC)
not hilarious and disturbing, but when I was like 5, my mom taught me how to iron, so I wanted to iron Barbies totally rad*~ '90s faux leather jacket, and I melted it :(
[info]invisible_cunt 23rd-Jan-2012 03:17 am (UTC)
pretty sure there were orgies and lesbian sex
[info]traversant 23rd-Jan-2012 03:18 am (UTC)
I cut off their hair.
[info]lloydsgurl 23rd-Jan-2012 03:22 am (UTC)
also, it was forever before we got kens, so we either used a new kids on the block doll or made one of them a lesbian.
[info]barbiefeet 23rd-Jan-2012 03:26 am (UTC)
LOL! Love those stories. I always "operated" on my barbies, like opened up their legs and stuff. Maybe it was some munchausen by proxy sort of thing, lol idk..
[info]hockeychick57 23rd-Jan-2012 03:26 am (UTC)
a couple of my barbie's were strippers. they'd put on ken's suit and strip down so just the tie was left and then they'd rub the tie between their legs after they took it off, too. i think i accidentally saw that scene with demi moore in striptease as a child.
[info]skunk 23rd-Jan-2012 03:28 am (UTC)
one of my barbies was a mad scientist in my world, and kept skipper and a few other barbies as slaves whom she would experiment on. the experiments included giving them hilariously large 'breast implants' made of playdough.
[info]queenweasley 23rd-Jan-2012 03:32 am (UTC)
I didn't do anything disturbing (that I can remember), but once when I was playing with my sister, I had a Barbie in my hand, and Barbie was pissed about something, so I was waving her around with much vigor to express her anger when all of a sudden her head flew across the room. We thought it was the funniest thing ever, haha.

Also, my sister and I kept our Barbies in this big yellow bin. Once we took all the Barbies out and one of them had no head (this was before the above incident). I'm sure her head was just lost somewhere with our other toys, or maybe one of our cousins took it to be funny, but it really creeped us out for some reason.
[info]somefantastic 23rd-Jan-2012 03:37 am (UTC)
I was obsessed with witches when I was little, and would play witch trial with my Barbies. Skipper was the outcrying "witness," and sometimes Prince Eric corroborated. Then, all the Barbies would be found guilty and I would hang them.
[info]orlybb 23rd-Jan-2012 03:38 am (UTC)
we liked to put them in the road and watch trucks (especially semi trucks) run over them
[info]sweetyb 23rd-Jan-2012 03:39 am (UTC)
I'm so jealous of people with these stories. My Barbies just went to high school and made fun of Aladdin-Ken for liking sports too much.
[info]ladyserenity84 23rd-Jan-2012 03:41 am (UTC)
My Barbies (Midge, Christie, Barbie, Kira - I had a diverse doll collection, lol) used to ditch Ken and go for my Aladdin doll. Jasmine was uber jealous. Ken had chewed hands and a misshapen head (after my sister got mad at me and beat him repeatedly on the side of the table), so no one found him attractive anymore.
[info]tide_pools 23rd-Jan-2012 03:43 am (UTC)
One of my friends and I would dismember and burn them lol. We also drowned them, cut their hair, etc.
[info]lucciolaa 23rd-Jan-2012 03:46 am (UTC)
Lots of foot chewing. I also recall a 'sex factory' or something and they would all just go into one of the boxes or doll houses together and have sex or something. Praying my parents never overheard this/don't remember it if they did.

I may have also cut/dyed their hair. And taken off their heads.
[info]__nocturna 23rd-Jan-2012 03:47 am (UTC)
I used to hold them down against my mother's treadmill, and sand down their faces and other body parts.

That's probably why the treadmill ultimately broke.
[info]starbucksaddict 23rd-Jan-2012 03:55 am (UTC)
threesomes.

and when i was really young and didn't have a ken doll, i took off raggedy ann's dress and made her the guy for my barbies.
[info]sasandwich 23rd-Jan-2012 04:14 am (UTC)
I had regular Barbies that I could play with and then the collectible kind that I wasn't allowed to open. I never actually opened them, but I used to set them up in their sealed boxes and pretend that they were the 'free' Barbies prisoners/pets/etc. Basically they had to stay in the box so I started pretending they were caged.

I don't remember many specifics, but I totally remember pretending that my regular Barbies were part of some awesome lady-run society and the collector Barbies were regular girls they had kidnapped from other places and kept locked up so they could brainwash them into turning into spies lol.
[info]kimberwyn 23rd-Jan-2012 04:43 am (UTC)
Not disturbing really...but I would cut heir hair then color their hair with markers, wrap them in foil, then use one of those plastic bubbles over their heads as a hair dryer.
[info]amethystcitrine 23rd-Jan-2012 05:12 am (UTC)
I put electrical tape all over one side of my Barbie after seeing Batman Forever, because I wanted my own Two-Face Barbie.
[info]msmortician 23rd-Jan-2012 05:24 am (UTC)
late but I used to put white out over their hands, feet, boobs and mouth so it looked like Ken was just jizzing everywhere.
[info]rebeljean 23rd-Jan-2012 05:54 am (UTC)
I never had a Ken doll (I always thought my parents would think I would take it's clothes off or something) but I had a Woody (from Toy Story) doll so he would always be the boyfriend to my Barbies (usually Spice Girl barbies). Anyways I would basically strip the barbies down and make them have sex with Woody (lots of kissing, him on top in bed... when I was that young, I thought sex was just kissing in bed naked) then one day, my dad walked in and asked what they were doing and I told him that they were having sex and he got sooo mad and basically said to NEVER say that word again. And I think he might have slapped my hand too but I'm not sure.

Also, I had a Britney Spears Barbie (the sometimes video one, all dressed in white) and I wanted a Christina Aguilera barbie so they can have their little feuds (lol) so I took a regular blonde Barbie and put a red streak in her hair like the Come On Over video with a magic marker.
[info]purpleplague 23rd-Jan-2012 06:13 am (UTC)
I don't think I did anything unusual. Just your average run-of-the-mill sex scenes.
[info]nimberlane 23rd-Jan-2012 07:01 am (UTC)
Not a barbie doll but I once cut the hair off this Pocahontas doll that came in like a Happy Meal. I made her look like a hot mess with frizzy crazy ass hair. It was my cousin's and she got mad and told me I made her look like a slave. What.
[info]redtopaz89 23rd-Jan-2012 07:39 am (UTC)
Date rape. I had a friend who, whenever she came over and we played Barbies, Ken would be so in love with a cold, unfeeling Barbie that he'd "make" her love him via some kind of magic drug or, during one memorable playdate, hypnosis. Of course, it didn't occur to me to be disturbed by this until much later in life...
[info]birdgown 23rd-Jan-2012 10:25 am (UTC)
I can't think of anything disturbing I did with my dolls but I remember when I would play with my little sister in the doll house if I accidentally knocked over any doll furniture (like a lamp off an end table in the living room) she would have her doll shriek "THAT WAS DESIGNER!" and freak out and idk why but it was so funny to me.
[info]with_club_sauce 23rd-Jan-2012 11:17 am (UTC)
my sister used to trap me (my barbie) in Dumpville, a town she made up where only the loser trailer trash barbies could go, and she would always be airlifted out via helicopter. it fucking sucked.
[info]chantonii 23rd-Jan-2012 12:23 pm (UTC)
LOL I have to add to this. One of my Barbies was a teen mum and a stripper (her son was Tommy from the Rugrats), her father was Buzz Lightyear and she was getting it on with Woody.

After a whirlwind romance, Barbie and Woody got married (without telling Buzz). Then they got divorced because Woody was an alcoholic.

Then there was a high school soap opera with Shave Ken, Action Man and my other Barbies. Shave Ken may have been smooth but not so much with the ladies :/
[info]fever 23rd-Jan-2012 02:37 pm (UTC)
I was like 3 or 4 and I got this idea in my head that the more holes a doll (I had only barbie-like ones then, not the real deal) has in her chest, the more kids she would give birth to later. my doll was all covered in holes. I guess I really wanted little dollie-kids.
[info]tegio 23rd-Jan-2012 03:28 pm (UTC)
I didn't have Barbies, but my My Little Ponies had a lot of awkward sex involving them standing on each others backs and jumping up and down.
[info]bad_houses 23rd-Jan-2012 04:25 pm (UTC)
i chewed off the feet of all of mine
[info]speedychi 23rd-Jan-2012 09:55 pm (UTC)
yall niggas crazy
[info]motioncraze 23rd-Jan-2012 03:00 am (UTC)
Mattel released the McDonald’s worker Barbie in 1982—without paying much attention to the possibility that it promoted childhood obesity. Thankfully, this doll is no longer being mass-produced.

Lol seriously?

Edited at 2012-01-23 03:01 am (UTC)
[info]yomommafoo 23rd-Jan-2012 03:02 am (UTC)
lol good thing its not or else kids would be totally obese by now... oh wait..
[info]cherrybombx 23rd-Jan-2012 03:18 am (UTC)
that so wasn't 1982. it was definitely mid 90s. i don't know why this bugs me so much :(
[info]stormer1_1 23rd-Jan-2012 03:25 am (UTC)
It first came out in '82.



Edited at 2012-01-23 03:41 am (UTC)
[info]stormer1_1 23rd-Jan-2012 03:23 am (UTC)
She had a legit McDs playset and everything. Little plastic burgers and patties. Everything.
[info]jordanchase 23rd-Jan-2012 03:28 am (UTC)
lmao i thought it was more along the lines of having a crappy job and ~crappy jobs are cool!~
[info]rainbowchelita 23rd-Jan-2012 03:01 am (UTC)
I had a lot of barbies when i was little but let's be honest.. i don't think girls these days play with barbies anymore :S
[info]ourferocity 23rd-Jan-2012 03:04 am (UTC)
they do but it's kids 3-4 years old while the earlier generations played with them until like age 8 or 9.

8 and 9 year olds have a lot more options these days.
[info]rainbowchelita 23rd-Jan-2012 03:06 am (UTC)
I see most little girls with baby dolls and ragged ones that barbies...

I remember when i got my gymnastic barbie.. BEST BARBIE EVER!!
[info]dubiously 23rd-Jan-2012 03:30 am (UTC)
I was really sad that none of my nieces liked Barbies and I couldn't go Barbie shopping for them. I'm sure I played with them until I was at least 12, no regrets.
[info]moddchicc 23rd-Jan-2012 03:01 am (UTC)
Cat Burglar Barbie looks pretty cool, ngl
[info]vehiclesshockme 23rd-Jan-2012 03:01 am (UTC)
The shaving Ken was actually the best Ken because he had actual hair instead of the plastic helmet hair.

Also I'm shocked that this Barbie didn't make the most controversial list -

[info]analytique 23rd-Jan-2012 03:02 am (UTC)
y i k e s
[info]moddchicc 23rd-Jan-2012 03:02 am (UTC)
Wut
[info]eccentricvibe 23rd-Jan-2012 03:02 am (UTC)
I was about to post this.
[info]isntdaveone 23rd-Jan-2012 03:03 am (UTC)
OMG
[info]motioncraze 23rd-Jan-2012 03:03 am (UTC)
lmao wtf were they aiming for with this?
[info]angelmonster 23rd-Jan-2012 03:03 am (UTC)
Wtf never knew about this one.
[info]stylista_11 23rd-Jan-2012 03:04 am (UTC)
Yea that one fucked my head up
[info]ourferocity 23rd-Jan-2012 03:05 am (UTC)
surprised she wasn't called ~mulatto barbie~
[info]greyfilm 23rd-Jan-2012 03:06 am (UTC)
oh wow... :-/
[info]baby_phat_honne 23rd-Jan-2012 03:06 am (UTC)
wow, didn't even know about this.
[info]ch33rylips 23rd-Jan-2012 03:07 am (UTC)
Oreo was my nickname in 8th grade cause I "talk" like a white girl.
[info]chaylay23 23rd-Jan-2012 03:40 am (UTC)
Mine too unfortunately :(
[info]lucciolaa 23rd-Jan-2012 03:47 am (UTC)
My Vietnamese friend is a 'twinkie' because she's of Asian heritage but apparently extremely whitewashed.
[info]erraticxemotion 23rd-Jan-2012 04:52 am (UTC)
it's STILL one of mine. :/
[info]corroded_tears 23rd-Jan-2012 05:17 am (UTC)
It's one of my dad's nicknames because he's Hispanic but has vitiligo.
[info]noneformethanx 23rd-Jan-2012 03:08 am (UTC)
OY!!
[info]saikaro_x 23rd-Jan-2012 03:08 am (UTC)
omg
juat
[info]mydogfred 23rd-Jan-2012 03:09 am (UTC)
omg no
[info]loveackshuly 23rd-Jan-2012 03:10 am (UTC)
wat
[info]fauxparadiso 23rd-Jan-2012 03:12 am (UTC)
lol Someone made a white "ritz cracker barbie" pic in protest somewhere online.
[info]eighteasystepss 23rd-Jan-2012 03:13 am (UTC)
omg that maker had to be trolling
[info]akasha6915 23rd-Jan-2012 03:15 am (UTC)
um, wut?
[info]ashanishilynn 23rd-Jan-2012 03:15 am (UTC)
Oh
[info]violue 23rd-Jan-2012 03:15 am (UTC)
SHUT THE FUCK UP, OH MY GOD WWWWWTTTTFF
[info]feathersandgold 23rd-Jan-2012 03:16 am (UTC)
wow, wtf were they thinking
[info]foryoursake08 23rd-Jan-2012 03:16 am (UTC)
one of the education professors at my university where I got my undergraduate, she taught a class about diversity (I think) in the classroom. anyways, she had all of these little sayings and shit. one thing she would say is that oreos are black kids adopted by white parents, and twinkies/bananas are asian kids adopted by white parents. she was asian herself, not that that changes anything.

everyone hated her. she was a terrible teacher. and apparently pretty racist.
[info]menorahmajora 23rd-Jan-2012 03:17 am (UTC)
omg
[info]invisible_cunt 23rd-Jan-2012 03:18 am (UTC)
i saw the head and said "oh, well that's nice"

then scrolled down

and

:/
[info]harrypotterlvr3 23rd-Jan-2012 03:18 am (UTC)
literally just said "oh fuck" aloud
[info]minyquai 23rd-Jan-2012 03:25 am (UTC)
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE PAGE GRAVYBOAT
[info]withpeninhandx 23rd-Jan-2012 03:25 am (UTC)
Omg never knew about this. I would want it because of my love for Oreo cookies tho lol. But wtf?!
[info]ugly_jacket 23rd-Jan-2012 03:26 am (UTC)
wow
[info]saltireflower 23rd-Jan-2012 03:29 am (UTC)
Wow :/
[info]ouronlylight 23rd-Jan-2012 03:30 am (UTC)
The fuck is this?
[info]alquilaunhombre 23rd-Jan-2012 03:35 am (UTC)
HAHAHA OH SHIT
[info]orlybb 23rd-Jan-2012 03:41 am (UTC)
whoa
[info]gary_sinise_fan 23rd-Jan-2012 03:41 am (UTC)
Oi, what in the world is this shit??
[info]hpxstac 23rd-Jan-2012 03:42 am (UTC)
Well this is horrifying.
[info]smallaffair 23rd-Jan-2012 03:42 am (UTC)
o m g
[info]who_love 23rd-Jan-2012 03:50 am (UTC)
oh my god
[info]squirrelsarerad 23rd-Jan-2012 03:52 am (UTC)
oh dear
[info]sparklepixie 23rd-Jan-2012 04:06 am (UTC)
my chin was abruptly introduced to the floor D:
[info]dnttllhrry 23rd-Jan-2012 04:06 am (UTC)
lol wow.
[info]aphrodite5239 23rd-Jan-2012 04:19 am (UTC)
WTF
[info]shigureblack 23rd-Jan-2012 04:32 am (UTC)
Question. Is there a Caucasian Oreo Barbie?
But regardless WOW.
[info]between_lights 23rd-Jan-2012 04:37 am (UTC)
omg I think I actually had this one...but mine had to have been white, because I definitely do not remember this fuckery...
[info]lack_ofcolour 23rd-Jan-2012 04:46 am (UTC)
I feel like this is just a product tie-in gone horribly wrong. They obviously didn't mean the term "oreo" in a racist manner, I'm sure that's the last thing Oreo and Mattel would want. But yeah... someone should have thought this through a little better.

Edited at 2012-01-23 04:47 am (UTC)
[info]erraticxemotion 23rd-Jan-2012 04:51 am (UTC)
what the hell
[info]heure_actuelle 23rd-Jan-2012 04:52 am (UTC)
haha omg what that was actually a real barbie
[info]amethystcitrine 23rd-Jan-2012 05:13 am (UTC)
D:
[info]purpleplague 23rd-Jan-2012 06:16 am (UTC)
ohhhhhhh shit
[info]soramai 23rd-Jan-2012 07:00 am (UTC)
she's still really pretty!
[info]_mistaker_ 23rd-Jan-2012 07:50 am (UTC)
that OREO PURSE is what put the nail in my casket
[info]threeatatimejay 23rd-Jan-2012 08:04 am (UTC)
Will not stop being funny. Like were there no black people anywhere in the vicinity that could tell whoever thought this up what a bad idea it was?
[info]railway 23rd-Jan-2012 08:21 am (UTC)
I love Oreos and that Barbie is gorgeous but FUCK BRO, THINK FOR A SEC.
[info]livefreexo 23rd-Jan-2012 04:00 pm (UTC)
OH. MY. GOD.
[info]aleronihead 23rd-Jan-2012 08:18 pm (UTC)
OMG at first I was like "what's the problem" and then I legit gasped when I saw the Oreo label on the bottom
[info]analytique 23rd-Jan-2012 03:01 am (UTC)
loll the teen talk barbie reminds me of that one simpsons episode
[info]mercystars 23rd-Jan-2012 03:16 am (UTC)
malibu stacy!
[info]baglady25 23rd-Jan-2012 04:13 am (UTC)
"Don't ask me. I'm just a girl!"
[info]corroded_tears 23rd-Jan-2012 05:22 am (UTC)
" YOU ALL HAVE HIDEOUS HAIR! ....I mean from a design point of view. "
[info]menorahmajora 23rd-Jan-2012 11:27 pm (UTC)
"let's bake cookies for the boys!!!"
[info]yomommafoo 23rd-Jan-2012 03:01 am (UTC)
shaving ken was the shit. gtfo.
[info]ouronlylight 23rd-Jan-2012 03:29 am (UTC)
IKR? I loved my shaveable Ken. His beard was controlled by the temperature, so I think if he was cold, his beard would appear, but when he got warm, it would magically disappear — and sometimes in weird patches, lmao.
[info]yunaresuka 23rd-Jan-2012 03:59 am (UTC)
ikr he was so fun
[info]chantonii 23rd-Jan-2012 12:26 pm (UTC)
He really was. Haters had lame helmet hair Kens who can't grow beards.
[info]baby_phat_honne 23rd-Jan-2012 03:02 am (UTC)
lol the Preggers barbie - I remember listening about the controversy

I do love reading and laughing at the Barbie book in B&N and my friend screaming BLAINE! He smelled like grapes!
[info]soapboxrhetoric 23rd-Jan-2012 03:16 am (UTC)
[info]ouronlylight 23rd-Jan-2012 03:30 am (UTC)
Oh my god that is kind of nightmare inducing. :/
[info]chaylay23 23rd-Jan-2012 03:41 am (UTC)
I already found normal child birth disturbing but this...

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[info]genbu_no_miko24 23rd-Jan-2012 04:00 am (UTC)
OMG NO
[info]emyoueffsee 23rd-Jan-2012 04:09 am (UTC)
what the fuck

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[info]shigureblack 23rd-Jan-2012 04:38 am (UTC)
I had her. It was not creepy at all. I knew where babies came out from (never did this make me think otherwise).
I don't get why it is so creepy to some. How the hell were they to make a preg barbie if you did not pop the stomach out (LMAO).
[info]reiko18 23rd-Jan-2012 04:06 am (UTC)
I still regret not buying the pregnant Barbie when I saw it in stores.
[info]londonsquare 23rd-Jan-2012 05:33 am (UTC)
I never had the pregnant Barbie, I had a newborn baby one from the line and I would put Barbie in a large dress and fit it up there so it was a misshapen pregnant belly and then when she was ready to have the baby, I jut pushed it out from under the dress.

Oh lord. I actually miss playing with Barbies.
[info]goldengal1193 23rd-Jan-2012 03:02 am (UTC)
Rofl
[info]numbedtoe 23rd-Jan-2012 03:02 am (UTC)
I always wanted that leather jacketed kinda awesomely trashy looking barbie that usually ends up in these posts.
[info]foryoursake08 23rd-Jan-2012 03:17 am (UTC)
psh, after I got President Barbie, I decided to start studying politics and now my dream goal is to be President.
[info]addictedgal 23rd-Jan-2012 03:56 am (UTC)
The last Barbie I got was this one that my mom bought for me b/c my dream job was to be a Pediatrician (well, it still is but I'm aware that picking a medical specialty in the third grade isn't the wisest idea).
[info]kimberwyn 23rd-Jan-2012 04:50 am (UTC)
yeah i got a fashion designers set when I was a kid and that was what I wanted do since then.
[info]hannahgrace456 23rd-Jan-2012 04:03 am (UTC)
I will never understand this claim. Barbie has had every career under the sun, several of which defy gender stereotypes, and there were times when she and Ken were declared by Mattel as broken up, proving that in the eyes of the manufacturer, she could do anything in the world without a man.
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