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8:07 pm - 01/10/2012

Blue Ivy's toy collection already worth $1.5m



Beyonce Knowles and Jay-Z have bought a $600,000 rocking horse for their new baby daughter.

The couple - who became parents for the first time on Saturday - have splashed out over $1.5 million on toys and equipment for little Blue Ivy, including a $15,000 high chair and a $30,000 playhouse.


A source said: "They're really pulling out all the stops - the two of them have been spending like there's no tomorrow! Together they've bought a Swarovski-studded high chair by Carla Monchen for $15,000, and a Fantasy 'posh tots' coach carriage crib for $22,000.

"Jay-Z bought Beyonce a solid gold handmade Ginza Tanaka rocking horse for $600,000. They've even splashed out on a $30,000 magical windmill playhouse for the garden and a mini Bugatti car, too."

The couple - who have also spent around $350,000 ensuring the nurseries in their three homes are identical - have also spent thousands of dollars on Blue's wardrobe.

The source added to Britain's Star magazine: "They've bought a wardrobe packed with thousands of pounds' worth of one-off designer baby clothes.

She's going to be the most fashionable baby around and will be giving Harper Beckham a run for her money in the style stakes. Plus they've got baby charm bracelets, gold and platinum diamond rattles and dummies from Tiffany & Co, too."


Beyonce and Jay-Z's famous friends have also been splashing out on the baby.
Kelly Rowland is said to have spent around $5000 on a baby bath studded with 44,928 Swarovski crystals.

The source said: "This little tot will want for nothing."

SOURCE

Little Miss Blue Ivy's moving on up in the world lol.


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[info]bee_xx3 11th-Jan-2012 01:20 am (UTC)
can the come pay for my $24,000 school loans too
[info]and_the_damned 11th-Jan-2012 01:44 am (UTC)
and my $40,000 ones
[info]winniechili 11th-Jan-2012 02:09 am (UTC)
How about my $75k ones (with interest)?
[info]monster_mutt 11th-Jan-2012 03:52 am (UTC)
I'm sitting at about $70K
[info]unique_lilpixie 11th-Jan-2012 04:33 am (UTC)
lol@everyone sounding like student loan debt is a competition. We're all in the same boat and we're all broke.
[info]ovariesofsteel 11th-Jan-2012 04:48 am (UTC)
This.
[info]sbnouche 11th-Jan-2012 02:23 pm (UTC)
ia
[info]jessi_cola 11th-Jan-2012 04:15 pm (UTC)
And my future £27,000 one too
[info]rogue 11th-Jan-2012 06:27 pm (UTC)
when they're done with that, head to my $50,000 next
[info]foxylov3r 11th-Jan-2012 01:21 am (UTC)
i don't get stuff like this she's obviously not gonna care :/ So it's more about the parents being able to show that they spent that much on their kid? idgi lol
[info]hello_samm 11th-Jan-2012 01:33 am (UTC)
It's annoying but whatever. Too much energy to hate.
[info]andres01234 11th-Jan-2012 01:54 am (UTC)
exactly, same when they throw humongous birthday parties... THEY WON'T REMEMBER SHIT!
[info]ashleylouwho 11th-Jan-2012 10:29 am (UTC)
Ugh, this. A FB friend of mine invited more people to her son's first birthday party than she did to her wedding.
[info]amazingtime 11th-Jan-2012 02:48 am (UTC)
lol it reminds me of my niece. my mom's husband got her a tiny xylophone, but she took a pan and a spoon and was making 'music' with that instead.

i was like why do we even bother with this child?
[info]chantonii 11th-Jan-2012 05:28 am (UTC)
Babies are the same as cats. Just give them an empty box.
[info]oatmealmonster 11th-Jan-2012 01:21 am (UTC)
lol
[info]fletcherism 11th-Jan-2012 01:21 am (UTC)
And that is how spoiled brats are created.
[info]my_bitch_face 11th-Jan-2012 01:34 am (UTC)
lol like any child with Beyonce's DNA could be anything other than a spoiled brat
[info]hello_samm 11th-Jan-2012 01:34 am (UTC)
yep
[info]amyhatesyou 11th-Jan-2012 05:15 am (UTC)
this!!!
[info]skeet_skeet 11th-Jan-2012 01:21 am (UTC)
Whatever, babies don't give a shit about anything except getting their diapers changed after taking a shit.
[info]blazinguns 11th-Jan-2012 01:25 am (UTC)
Incorrect, they also care about milk.
[info]fashionbabylon 11th-Jan-2012 01:29 am (UTC)
and getting lots of sleep!
[info]cynsim 11th-Jan-2012 03:33 am (UTC)
they also care about spending time with their caregiver
[info]amandaplan 11th-Jan-2012 01:22 am (UTC)
this doesn't hurt at all
[info]invisible_cunt 11th-Jan-2012 01:23 am (UTC)
$15,000 high chair for her to eat and puke all over?
ugh rich people


ot- but this is so fucking accurate

[info]ch33rylips 11th-Jan-2012 01:26 am (UTC)
I'm sooooooooo sick of shit blah says to blah it needs to stop.
[info]invisible_cunt 11th-Jan-2012 01:29 am (UTC)
this is the only one other than the original that i've found hilarious and able to relate to
[info]bighype 11th-Jan-2012 01:47 am (UTC)
agreed
[info]oblika_farika 11th-Jan-2012 01:51 am (UTC)
ia. the one that got popular is funny but everything else needs to STOP
[info]andres01234 11th-Jan-2012 01:56 am (UTC)
mte
[info]asweetsymphony 11th-Jan-2012 02:19 am (UTC)
YES! It needs to STOP.
[info]goreplz 11th-Jan-2012 01:27 am (UTC)
is moesha jewish
o m g
[info]anus 11th-Jan-2012 01:28 am (UTC)
You kinda have a jew fro
[info]fletcherism 11th-Jan-2012 01:29 am (UTC)
LMAO I get the whole, "You're very pretty for a Jew", and "But you don't look Jewish", all the freaking time.

In all seriousness, I've heard pretty much all of this, especially, "OMG YOU NEVER HAD SANTA CLAUS?!"
[info]madame_pants 11th-Jan-2012 01:30 am (UTC)
LOLOLOLLLLLL MY LIFE AT A STATE SCHOOL IN CENTRAL ILLINOIS
[info]frklphace 11th-Jan-2012 01:31 am (UTC)
as a christian (a bad one) who lived with a jewish woman (super jewish) this is so false
[info]maelstromonster 11th-Jan-2012 01:33 am (UTC)


this one slayed me.

Edited at 2012-01-11 01:33 am (UTC)
[info]ilikeandrewbird 11th-Jan-2012 01:35 am (UTC)
it's not even accurate TBH
[info]suedeheadspike 11th-Jan-2012 01:39 am (UTC)
negl, I see people say these things to my jewish friends at parties like ALL THE DAMN TIME.
[info]hotcement 11th-Jan-2012 01:40 am (UTC)
i hate these but GOTDAMN how accurate @ some of these

they do get more and more outrageous toward the end, though.
[info]esearcher 11th-Jan-2012 01:43 am (UTC)
I usually hate these things, but dead at "I love your hair... can I touch it... it feels like curly hair" I hear that soooooooo often.
[info]orbandsceptre 11th-Jan-2012 01:57 am (UTC)
Do people really say "You're/he/she's really hot for a Jew?"
[info]wonderwomanhero 11th-Jan-2012 02:02 am (UTC)


Why does this exist.
[info]wonderwomanhero 11th-Jan-2012 02:04 am (UTC)
[info]piratesswoop 11th-Jan-2012 02:16 am (UTC)
LOL @ is moesha a jew
[info]ginormouspotato 11th-Jan-2012 02:24 am (UTC)
it's so accurate my god

"so you're from israel right? can you speak jewish? are you related to that berg kid? is he like your cousin or something? oh wait can i touch you is that not kosher or...?"

good lord

and people get excited when i'm their ~first jewish encounter~ it's hilarious... x]
[info]lolzerz 11th-Jan-2012 08:40 pm (UTC)
omg as a jew growing up in a very christian town i can so vouch for this.
[info]anna682 12th-Jan-2012 01:01 am (UTC)
OMG saw this today. LOVE LOVE LOVE. One of the best ones ever, was a Christian girl at my high school. She said, "Sometimes I think I'm jealous of Jewish people. But then I remember that they don't believe in Jesus." I was like, oh gosh. I'm proud to be Jewish in the same way Daniel Radcliffe is proud to be Jewish.
[info]runningwild 11th-Jan-2012 01:23 am (UTC)
Uggh.
[info]numbedtoe 11th-Jan-2012 01:23 am (UTC)
600 grand on a rocking horse?

Yeah I know it's their money and all, but if that's true? damn that's dumb. All the shit you could buy for 600 grand, charity argument aside cause we all know we'd buy some dumb shit if we were rich, but I can't fathom over half a million on a goddamn solid gold rocking horse.
[info]vehiclesshockme 11th-Jan-2012 01:38 am (UTC)
They could have spent less on an actual pony.
[info]bighype 11th-Jan-2012 01:48 am (UTC)
lmfao
[info]hellafun 11th-Jan-2012 10:32 am (UTC)
but it shits
[info]gramfaernes 11th-Jan-2012 04:57 am (UTC)
At my current rate of pay, it would take me a little under 60 years to make that kind of money. :D
[info]sugarspice101 11th-Jan-2012 01:23 am (UTC)
Why does a child need stuff that expensive? A high chair? lol
I googled it and got sent to this site. http://www.bornrich.com/entry/most-expensive-baby-items-for-rich-toddlers/ It has a picture of the high chair and other rich toddler toys...must be nice to be filthy rich. But it's not like the baby cares this his pacifier has diamonds.

Edited at 2012-01-11 01:24 am (UTC)
[info]ferniinberlin 11th-Jan-2012 01:51 am (UTC)
its for the parents to show off, totally. I mean, as someone said before, the baby is just going to mess with those things, and i rather have a baby puking on a plastic chair than on a diamond one.
[info]andres01234 11th-Jan-2012 02:13 am (UTC)
I wept for humanity while reading that list
[info]ashleylouwho 11th-Jan-2012 10:34 am (UTC)
A lot of that stuff is not even good looking. I thought the high chair was super ugly.

Also, with the way pacifiers go missing, I'd be nervous as hell if my kid's pacifier had diamonds on it.
[info]bluefire311 11th-Jan-2012 01:23 am (UTC)
that is excessive
[info]ch33rylips 11th-Jan-2012 01:23 am (UTC)
Lol ok Britain's Star magazine
[info]rebeljean 11th-Jan-2012 01:24 am (UTC)
Ugh. It's not like she'll remember it when she's older.
[info]rories 11th-Jan-2012 01:24 am (UTC)
the fuck does she need a goddamn gold rocking horse for? she's just gonna fall off the damn thing. she can't ride it.
[info]mammary_glands 11th-Jan-2012 01:24 am (UTC)
suri is seething
[info]billiejeanrip 11th-Jan-2012 01:35 am (UTC)
lolol
[info]fauxparadiso 11th-Jan-2012 01:38 am (UTC)
I imagine she'll put a hit out on Blue by the age of 10 if she keeps stealing her spotlight tbh.
[info]kwikimart 11th-Jan-2012 02:43 am (UTC)
Lol Uncle Kanye's first bday gift to Blue better be a high level former military/special ops security team then.
[info]dishyfishy 11th-Jan-2012 03:12 am (UTC)
No lie, my first thought when I heard it was a girl was, "Poor Suri..."
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