so i had this weird dream me and a nondescript friend were at some kind of small venue where kanye was performing (unlikely, i know) and the spotlight was going through the crowd and lingered on me and my friend and it caught kanyes attention and we locked eyes for a good 5 seconds. then after the set, some guy was standing behind us saying kanye wanted to meet us. and the first thing i said was "oh cool. I like his twitter." god, im even socially awkward in my dreams and now i have a weird crush on kanye and i dont know what the hell happened.
Sad story but he came to my school to host a step competition and he was so unfunny. It broke 10 year old me's poor little heart, it was like I found out Santa Claus wasn't real all over again.
Yeah and as a victim of violence (getting suckerpunched by that guy in that bar), she should know how it feels to have a serious trauma made fun of by others.
/csb
wtf, it's not like he's advocating it, how dumb are you
getting out of this post now
remember
this is Snooki we are talking about
Snooki
miss polizzi is on that list