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8:31 pm - 01/06/2012

People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!




"New goal: look like @jessicaalba after baby. Job well done lady!"

– Mom-to-be Jessica Simpson, Tweeting her admiration for hot mama Jessica Alba, who's back in bikini shape five months after giving birth














"My third nipple."

– Girl with the Dragon Tattoo's (and ONTD's Top Celeb Quote Winner of 2011!) Daniel Craig, revealing his most distinct feature, to Vanity Fair














"Last year it was me attached to the machines (after having dembabies) and Nick was there with me through it, and now here we are."

– Mariah Carey, taking over the role of supportive spouse to husband Nick Cannon, who's hospitalized with minor kidney failure, on her website











"A couple of women finally made me feel better: 'To get what you're making, do you know how much money people are making off of you?'"

– Reese Witherspoon, who's no longer embarrassed by her $15-20 million paycheck per film, to Elle














"I'm married again – suuuuuuck it!"

– Real Housewives of Beverly Hills's Brandi Glanville, Tweeting news of her alcohol-fueled Vegas wedding to BFF Darin Harvey, which she claims is not legal












"I know how you [compare yours and Meryl Streep's performances]. You have to play Margaret Thatcher and she has to play the maid."

– Awards season veteran George Clooney, joking with The Help's Viola Davis about the Oscars' buzzed-about Best Actress frontrunners, to EW















"We each have our own kitchen and bathroom. It's how married people should live!"

– Rachel McAdams, on the key to sharing a house with the man in her life – brother Daniel, to Glamour














"He said, 'I can't believe I'm out with Kelly Clarkson!' I said, 'I can't believe you used my full name!'"

– Happily single Kelly Clarkson, recalling a recent cringe-worthy first date, to PEOPLE













"I got my very own Ewok for Christmas!!!!"

– Lance Bass, who's "ma" presented him with a new pooch, Sadie Button Turchin, on WhoSay


[seriously, People, WHO'S??]












"In our bed, making our children, and in the hospital watching them being born."

– Matt Damon, recalling his happiest times, to Vanity Fair







Poll #1808901
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 565

Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?

View Answers
Jessica n' Jessica
26 (4.7%)
Freak of Nature Daniel Craig
52 (9.5%)
Mariah
27 (4.9%)
Ree$e Whither$poon
26 (4.7%)
No
16 (2.9%)
George Clooney
26 (4.7%)
Rachel McAdams likes to keep it in the family
44 (8.0%)
Kelly Clarkson for 2012
65 (11.8%)
Lance Bass doesn't have a tag
83 (15.1%)
Matt Damon loves the only male member of his family
184 (33.5%)





Source:

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20559077,00.html

HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD!  :-)   xoxo
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[info]rainbow_fish 7th-Jan-2012 05:25 am (UTC)
Puppy!!!
[info]swissbeauty23 7th-Jan-2012 05:26 am (UTC)
RAINBOW FISH

that icon gives me nostalgic chills
[info]invisiblesins 7th-Jan-2012 05:25 am (UTC)
some of these quotes made me go wtf? b/c they just sounded so random. lol like "my third nipple"
[info]fame 7th-Jan-2012 05:26 am (UTC)
i'm sad they didn't include the first half of the quote "besides my penis & my health?"
[info]invisiblesins 7th-Jan-2012 05:29 am (UTC)
that would've made much more sense tbqh. in fact, the word "penis" makes everything better.
[info]mots_inutiles 7th-Jan-2012 05:30 am (UTC)
I definitely would have voted for his then.
[info]fame 7th-Jan-2012 05:25 am (UTC)
the southern belle in me voted for jessica before i even knew what was happening. the hair is just so big and blonde...it had to win
[info]tammyinlalaland 7th-Jan-2012 05:26 am (UTC)
I loved for Jessica and Jessica simply because I love it when women are supportive of other women's successes without snark
[info]unluckythirteen 7th-Jan-2012 05:52 am (UTC)
i know she gets a lot of wank for being a dip, but she seems so sweet.
[info]tammyinlalaland 7th-Jan-2012 06:00 am (UTC)
yeah I agree and a brilliant fucking business
[info]hoot 7th-Jan-2012 02:30 pm (UTC)
ikr? It's impossible for me not to like her.
[info]boogalooshaman 7th-Jan-2012 05:26 am (UTC)
Aaaaaww little Ewok puppy :'D


I hate George Clooney.
[info]supermishelle 7th-Jan-2012 05:26 am (UTC)
I picked Mariah just cuz its so qt
[info]numbedtoe 7th-Jan-2012 05:26 am (UTC)
awww cute puppy Lance. my fav quote of the week.
[info]jacomus 7th-Jan-2012 05:26 am (UTC)
I find Daniel Craig ugly as sin, but he has such sex appeal and I wouldn't hesitate to hit it. D:
[info]prdarkstar 7th-Jan-2012 05:29 am (UTC)
Absolutely. And he's definitely better looking in motion.
[info]anna_bea2 7th-Jan-2012 05:30 am (UTC)
mte. He confuses me so much! D:
[info]teacup_humans 7th-Jan-2012 05:36 am (UTC)
its so frustrating, he has the most attractive eyes too.
[info]gabs_mr 7th-Jan-2012 05:39 am (UTC)
put a pillow over his head whilst fucking the hell out of his, tbh
[info]lillylilacs 7th-Jan-2012 05:54 am (UTC)
iawtc, he's ugly hot
[info]beatlesluv 7th-Jan-2012 06:27 am (UTC)
paper bag it and ride it like the fist of an angry god
[info]mirlos 7th-Jan-2012 05:26 am (UTC)
brandi is annoying on RH. the shit she said this week was really out of line.
[info]popartpistol 7th-Jan-2012 06:20 am (UTC)
She was right about Ken looking like a bull mastif though.
[info]isntdaveone 7th-Jan-2012 05:28 am (UTC)
" Make no mistake: I will continue to fight for our country."
--Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., after withdrawing from the GOP presidential race after placing sixth in the Iowa Caucuses.


"Ronald Reagan got 29 percent of the votes here and ultimately he was able to become our nominee."
--GOP presidential candidate and former Gov. Mitt Romney, R-Mass., referring to the 1980 campaign that put Republicans in the White House. Romney brushed aside suggestions Wednesday that his share of the vote in Iowa, less than 25 percent, was a sign of weakness.


"Taking two positions on every issue ... doesn't make you a centrist, it makes you a charlatan…It makes you unreliable."
--President Barack Obama’s reelection campaign strategist David Axelrod, in an email sent to supporters about Romney ahead of the Iowa Caucuses.


"With the voters' decision tonight in Iowa, I decided to return to Texas, assess the results of tonight's caucus, and determine whether there is a path forward for myself in this race."
--GOP presidential candidate and Gov. Rick Perry, R-Texas, after he finished a distant fifth in the Iowa caucuses. Perry later tweeted to his followers he would continue the race and campaign in South Carolina.


"We found your one Iowa voter, he's in Linn precinct 5 you might want to call him and say thanks."
--GOP presidential candidate and Rep. Ron Paul, R-Texas, tweeting fellow candidate and former Gov. Jon Huntsman, R-Utah, on Huntsman’s low polling numbers.


"All we have to say in a happy and positive way is `Newt believes in the Second Amendment, here's what Romney said about guns. Newt believes in right to life and here's what Romney did with Romneycare’…You can do that pretty happily and have happy music."
--GOP presidential candidate and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, R-Ga., on his decision to keep his campaign from going negative against Romney.


"Send [Romney] to South Carolina with such momentum that it cannot be stopped."
--Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., on his endorsement of former 2008 rival Romney in New Hampshire.


"I have great regard for Sen. McCain. I love the man. But it's another example of the establishment piling on. And it seems the more the establishment piles on — (Bob) Dole, McCain, all the rest — nobody cares."
--Huntsman, on McCain’s endorsement of Romney.


"When Congress refuses to act, and as a result hurts our economy and puts people at risk, I have an obligation as president to do what I can without them."
--Obama, who bypassed the Senate Wednesday and installed Richard Cordray as the first director of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. The recess appointment immediately irked GOP leaders.


"Although the Senate is not in recess, President Obama, in an unprecedented move, has arrogantly circumvented the American people by ‘recess' appointing Richard Cordray as director of the new CFPB."
--Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., in an official statement about Cordray’s appointment to the agency.

Edited at 2012-01-07 05:29 am (UTC)
[info]gahbeez 7th-Jan-2012 05:31 am (UTC)
"We found your one Iowa voter, he's in Linn precinct 5 you might want to call him and say thanks."
--GOP presidential candidate and Rep. Ron Paul, R-Texas, tweeting fellow candidate and former Gov. Jon Huntsman, R-Utah, on Huntsman’s low polling numbers.


haha feisty as fuck
[info]guzzlemuzzle 7th-Jan-2012 05:46 am (UTC)
NGL that cracked me up.
[info]goofusgallant 7th-Jan-2012 06:32 am (UTC)
trololol
[info]sophistiquated 8th-Jan-2012 01:37 am (UTC)
IRL troll
[info]swissbeauty23 7th-Jan-2012 05:31 am (UTC)
[info]wits 7th-Jan-2012 05:31 am (UTC)
"If you look at it, what I started to say is a word and then sort of changed and it sort of -- blah -- came out. And people said I said black. I didn't." - Rick Santorum
[info]chihaya19 7th-Jan-2012 06:06 am (UTC)
"If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual [gay] sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything. Does that undermine the fabric of our society? I would argue yes, it does. ... That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing." - Rick Santorum
[info]djtino224 7th-Jan-2012 06:37 am (UTC)
Forgot this little gem:

"I'm prepared if the NAACP invites me, I'll go to their convention and talk about why the African American community should demand paychecks and not be satisfied with food stamps," - Newt Gingrich

[info]hjohnson 7th-Jan-2012 03:41 pm (UTC)
When is the election actually happening for you guys? I get confused because it seems to be this stuff constantly, all year, every year, never ending.... while here, campaigning pops up a few months before and disappears soon after...
[info]__likeamagazine 7th-Jan-2012 05:28 am (UTC)
Tmi, Matt Damon, tmi.
[info]sterilehannah 7th-Jan-2012 07:22 pm (UTC)
THANK YOU. It also hella reduces his wife to, like, a breeder and that's it. Groce.
[info]gahbeez 7th-Jan-2012 05:29 am (UTC)
i like reeses this week!
but imma vote rachel just because shes my main bitch
[info]wits 7th-Jan-2012 05:29 am (UTC)
ew gross matt damon
[info]fame 7th-Jan-2012 05:29 am (UTC)
so the people reese is talking about are her publicist, accountant, and manager?
[info]swissbeauty23 7th-Jan-2012 05:30 am (UTC)
the ~MILLIONS of women
[info]bostongirl2003 7th-Jan-2012 05:35 am (UTC)
srsly. Girlfran might want to reconsider bringing up money when ppl are still talking about how much How Do You Know lost (not that it was solely her fault, the movie looked boring as shit, but I think she was the highest paid).
[info]a_files06 7th-Jan-2012 06:53 am (UTC)
Thhats the studios fault for letting a 100mill comedy be made in the first place. Plus of course it was probably one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
[info]tammyinlalaland 7th-Jan-2012 05:41 am (UTC)
The studio heads, the producers, the investors.

It is like the Chris Rock joke..professional athletes are not rich, the people who pay them are rich
[info]swissbeauty23 7th-Jan-2012 05:29 am (UTC)
i voted for the Matt Damon one because it was cringe-worthy, but the Lance Bass one was just adorable

and honestly um

Reese Witherspoon, who's no longer embarrassed by her $15-20 million paycheck per film, to Elle

lmao okay
[info]sviibwhapp 7th-Jan-2012 07:00 am (UTC)
I don't see any voting link anywhere.
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