8:31 pm - 01/06/2012

"New goal: look like @jessicaalba after baby. Job well done lady!"
– Mom-to-be Jessica Simpson, Tweeting her admiration for hot mama Jessica Alba, who's back in bikini shape five months after giving birth

"My third nipple."
– Girl with the Dragon Tattoo's (and ONTD's Top Celeb Quote Winner of 2011!) Daniel Craig, revealing his most distinct feature, to Vanity Fair

"Last year it was me attached to the machines (after having dembabies) and Nick was there with me through it, and now here we are."
– Mariah Carey, taking over the role of supportive spouse to husband Nick Cannon, who's hospitalized with minor kidney failure, on her website

"A couple of women finally made me feel better: 'To get what you're making, do you know how much money people are making off of you?'"
– Reese Witherspoon, who's no longer embarrassed by her $15-20 million paycheck per film, to Elle

"I'm married again – suuuuuuck it!"
– Real Housewives of Beverly Hills's Brandi Glanville, Tweeting news of her alcohol-fueled Vegas wedding to BFF Darin Harvey, which she claims is not legal

"I know how you [compare yours and Meryl Streep's performances]. You have to play Margaret Thatcher and she has to play the maid."
– Awards season veteran George Clooney, joking with The Help's Viola Davis about the Oscars' buzzed-about Best Actress frontrunners, to EW

"We each have our own kitchen and bathroom. It's how married people should live!"
– Rachel McAdams, on the key to sharing a house with the man in her life – brother Daniel, to Glamour

"He said, 'I can't believe I'm out with Kelly Clarkson!' I said, 'I can't believe you used my full name!'"
– Happily single Kelly Clarkson, recalling a recent cringe-worthy first date, to PEOPLE

"I got my very own Ewok for Christmas!!!!"
– Lance Bass, who's "ma" presented him with a new pooch, Sadie Button Turchin, on WhoSay
[seriously, People, WHO'S??]

"In our bed, making our children, and in the hospital watching them being born."
– Matt Damon, recalling his happiest times, to Vanity Fair
Poll #1808901
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 565
Source:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,2 0559077,00.html
HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD! :-) xoxo
People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!

"New goal: look like @jessicaalba after baby. Job well done lady!"
– Mom-to-be Jessica Simpson, Tweeting her admiration for hot mama Jessica Alba, who's back in bikini shape five months after giving birth

"My third nipple."
– Girl with the Dragon Tattoo's (and ONTD's Top Celeb Quote Winner of 2011!) Daniel Craig, revealing his most distinct feature, to Vanity Fair

"Last year it was me attached to the machines (after having dembabies) and Nick was there with me through it, and now here we are."
– Mariah Carey, taking over the role of supportive spouse to husband Nick Cannon, who's hospitalized with minor kidney failure, on her website

"A couple of women finally made me feel better: 'To get what you're making, do you know how much money people are making off of you?'"
– Reese Witherspoon, who's no longer embarrassed by her $15-20 million paycheck per film, to Elle

"I'm married again – suuuuuuck it!"
– Real Housewives of Beverly Hills's Brandi Glanville, Tweeting news of her alcohol-fueled Vegas wedding to BFF Darin Harvey, which she claims is not legal

"I know how you [compare yours and Meryl Streep's performances]. You have to play Margaret Thatcher and she has to play the maid."
– Awards season veteran George Clooney, joking with The Help's Viola Davis about the Oscars' buzzed-about Best Actress frontrunners, to EW

"We each have our own kitchen and bathroom. It's how married people should live!"
– Rachel McAdams, on the key to sharing a house with the man in her life – brother Daniel, to Glamour

"He said, 'I can't believe I'm out with Kelly Clarkson!' I said, 'I can't believe you used my full name!'"
– Happily single Kelly Clarkson, recalling a recent cringe-worthy first date, to PEOPLE

"I got my very own Ewok for Christmas!!!!"
– Lance Bass, who's "ma" presented him with a new pooch, Sadie Button Turchin, on WhoSay
[seriously, People, WHO'S??]

"In our bed, making our children, and in the hospital watching them being born."
– Matt Damon, recalling his happiest times, to Vanity Fair
Poll #1808901
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 565
Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?
View Answers
| Jessica n' Jessica |
| Freak of Nature Daniel Craig |
| Mariah |
| Ree$e Whither$poon |
| No |
| George Clooney |
| Rachel McAdams likes to keep it in the family |
| Kelly Clarkson for 2012 |
| Lance Bass doesn't have a tag |
| Matt Damon loves the only male member of his family |
Source:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,2
HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD! :-) xoxo
that icon gives me nostalgic chills
I hate George Clooney.
--Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., after withdrawing from the GOP presidential race after placing sixth in the Iowa Caucuses.
"Ronald Reagan got 29 percent of the votes here and ultimately he was able to become our nominee."
--GOP presidential candidate and former Gov. Mitt Romney, R-Mass., referring to the 1980 campaign that put Republicans in the White House. Romney brushed aside suggestions Wednesday that his share of the vote in Iowa, less than 25 percent, was a sign of weakness.
"Taking two positions on every issue ... doesn't make you a centrist, it makes you a charlatan…It makes you unreliable."
--President Barack Obama’s reelection campaign strategist David Axelrod, in an email sent to supporters about Romney ahead of the Iowa Caucuses.
"With the voters' decision tonight in Iowa, I decided to return to Texas, assess the results of tonight's caucus, and determine whether there is a path forward for myself in this race."
--GOP presidential candidate and Gov. Rick Perry, R-Texas, after he finished a distant fifth in the Iowa caucuses. Perry later tweeted to his followers he would continue the race and campaign in South Carolina.
"We found your one Iowa voter, he's in Linn precinct 5 you might want to call him and say thanks."
--GOP presidential candidate and Rep. Ron Paul, R-Texas, tweeting fellow candidate and former Gov. Jon Huntsman, R-Utah, on Huntsman’s low polling numbers.
"All we have to say in a happy and positive way is `Newt believes in the Second Amendment, here's what Romney said about guns. Newt believes in right to life and here's what Romney did with Romneycare’…You can do that pretty happily and have happy music."
--GOP presidential candidate and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, R-Ga., on his decision to keep his campaign from going negative against Romney.
"Send [Romney] to South Carolina with such momentum that it cannot be stopped."
--Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., on his endorsement of former 2008 rival Romney in New Hampshire.
"I have great regard for Sen. McCain. I love the man. But it's another example of the establishment piling on. And it seems the more the establishment piles on — (Bob) Dole, McCain, all the rest — nobody cares."
--Huntsman, on McCain’s endorsement of Romney.
"When Congress refuses to act, and as a result hurts our economy and puts people at risk, I have an obligation as president to do what I can without them."
--Obama, who bypassed the Senate Wednesday and installed Richard Cordray as the first director of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. The recess appointment immediately irked GOP leaders.
"Although the Senate is not in recess, President Obama, in an unprecedented move, has arrogantly circumvented the American people by ‘recess' appointing Richard Cordray as director of the new CFPB."
--Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., in an official statement about Cordray’s appointment to the agency.
Edited at 2012-01-07 05:29 am (UTC)
--GOP presidential candidate and Rep. Ron Paul, R-Texas, tweeting fellow candidate and former Gov. Jon Huntsman, R-Utah, on Huntsman’s low polling numbers.
haha feisty as fuck
"I'm prepared if the NAACP invites me, I'll go to their convention and talk about why the African American community should demand paychecks and not be satisfied with food stamps," - Newt Gingrich
but imma vote rachel just because shes my main bitch
It is like the Chris Rock joke..professional athletes are not rich, the people who pay them are rich
and honestly um
Reese Witherspoon, who's no longer embarrassed by her $15-20 million paycheck per film, to Elle
lmao okay