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9:38 pm - 12/18/2011

What new religion are people in the Czech Republic listing on the new census?




The Religion of the Jedi Knights?!



The Jedi Temple may have been destroyed in the Great Jedi Purge, but that hasn't deterred some people from worshipping The Force.

According to CzechPosition.com, the results of the Czech Republic's new census that were unveiled this month reveal that 15,070 citizens of the country listed their religion as Knights of the Jedi. While that may pale in comparison to the 1.08 million people who self-identified as Catholics and over four million who declined to list their faith, it's still a sizable portion of people who believe -- or jokingly claim to, in reaction to an intrusive census -- in the intangible energy made famous by the "Star Wars" films.

Though the Czech Knights of the Jedi wrote in their choice, other nations, such as New Zealand and Great Britain, already list the Jedi Church amongst the formal religion options. According to Time Magazine, over 390,000 Britons said that they practiced the religion in 2001.

The Church of the Jedi's website pitches their faith as less bizarre than it may seem. The Force, they say, is "an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together," and "is a concept that most religions of the world concur with. Some refer to it as their deity, some refer to it as a life force, but the one thing nearly all religions agree with, is that there exists a single unifying force."

"Star Wars," the Church says, helped create the religion's terminology, but it did not create the faith itself.

"The force has always existed and always will," their website reads. "Often references are made to the movies by our members, as a conceptual demonstration of how some might ascribe to the higher levels of a Jedi faith, in a far away land, a long time ago. The fact remains, that these concepts merely reflect a deep held innate morality, that we all have inside us... This morality existed prior to the movies. The movies do not in any way legitimize nor negate the legitimacy of the Jedi Church. They are merely a discussion point."

Given the sustained phenomenon of the "Star Wars" films, it would figure that millions of other people are having those conversations, as well.

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What is this I just....what?

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superdogbiter 19th-Dec-2011 02:59 am (UTC)
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
xtinkerbellax 19th-Dec-2011 02:59 am (UTC)
What a perfect post to read while watching Geek Love.
deseti_prsten 19th-Dec-2011 03:11 am (UTC)
lol I was just about to say that.
that show wasn't as bad as the virgin diaries freakshow.
or as sad as the gypsy wedding christmas special.
well, except when chewy ended up without a partner. :(
xtinkerbellax 19th-Dec-2011 03:13 am (UTC)
Aww, Chewy. His shyness came across a bit as him being disinterested.
animalyears 19th-Dec-2011 02:59 am (UTC)
i'd believe it. i used to play star wars: jedi knight 2 and there was always a fuck ton of czechs in there
cammiec 19th-Dec-2011 03:00 am (UTC)
SORRY THIS OT, BUT WHOLE FUCKING SHIT I NEED A DEXTER POST ASAP
snowtears4 19th-Dec-2011 03:02 am (UTC)
YO ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
cammiec 19th-Dec-2011 03:04 am (UTC)
I LITERALLY SCREAMED AT THE END OMGOMG
kriskross 19th-Dec-2011 03:02 am (UTC)
AHH ME TOO! I've been refreshing like mad, hoping something will pop up.
kalikat003 19th-Dec-2011 03:03 am (UTC)
Okay, I know I need to stay away from ONTD if I see this because I do not want to be spoiled LOL
invisible_cunt 19th-Dec-2011 03:04 am (UTC)
YES


OMGOMGOMG


I CAN'T CONTAIN MY EMOTIONS TOO MUCH LONGER
affliction 19th-Dec-2011 03:04 am (UTC)
OMG SPOIL ME PLEAAAAAAASE
bodylikemind 19th-Dec-2011 03:05 am (UTC)
YES OH MY GOD I CAN'T HANDLE THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW AND NOW I HAVE TO TRY TO FOCUS ON HOMELAND
__papillon 19th-Dec-2011 03:12 am (UTC)
i feel like this is what will happen to ontd when arthur finally finds out about merlin's magic.
iluvdykes 19th-Dec-2011 03:12 am (UTC)
I haven't seen Dexter after my fave, (Doakes), was . . . yeah. So tell me, what happened?
devour_theflesh 19th-Dec-2011 03:01 am (UTC)
Oh give me a break.
nuclearsex 19th-Dec-2011 03:01 am (UTC)
why parents should push their kids to go play outside.
tiarlynn 19th-Dec-2011 03:02 am (UTC)
I heard about them doing this in the british british census on Q.I. They were ranked second or something.

They ended up being counted as nonreligious.
josiefier 19th-Dec-2011 03:02 am (UTC)
Is this real life? Omg lol.
robotpotatoes 19th-Dec-2011 03:03 am (UTC)
totes magoats thought KABBALAH but that would be predictable
v_x_2 19th-Dec-2011 03:04 am (UTC)
LOL awesome
swissbeauty23 19th-Dec-2011 03:04 am (UTC)
gorlplz 19th-Dec-2011 03:05 am (UTC)
omfg yassssssssssss

converting as we speak
rhapsodeeinblue 19th-Dec-2011 03:05 am (UTC)
Expected it to be

amore 19th-Dec-2011 03:05 am (UTC)
lol what
adorealire 19th-Dec-2011 03:05 am (UTC)
The Church of the Jedi's website pitches their faith as less bizarre than it may seem. The Force, they say, is "an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together," and "is a concept that most religions of the world concur with. Some refer to it as their deity, some refer to it as a life force, but the one thing nearly all religions agree with, is that there exists a single unifying force."

That doesn't really sound crazy, tbh. And I say this as a Religious person.




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