11:20 pm - 12/15/2011

lol wat

The Guy who got Lowe's to pull ads from All-American Muslim was addicted to porn

Although most writers are embarrassed by stuff they published earlier in their careers, we're guessing that David Caton (above), the founder of Christian conservative group the Florida Family Association, has more reason to blush than most. That's because in 1990, Caton, whose group recently convinced Lowe's to pull its ads from the TLC reality show All-American Muslim, authored a book about overcoming his addiction to pornography (I know, right? Does that look like the punim of a porn addict to you?). The title of the tome? Overcoming the Addiction to Pornography, which is apparently the Unbearable Lightness of Being of evangelical anti-porn screeds.

Unfortunately, the text is not available online. However, the Nov./Dec. 2010 issue of the American Family Association Journal took out a full-page ad for the book, which is described as a riveting account of the author's "17-year addiction to pornography." An Amazon user review also lifts passages from the book, quoting Caton as writing:

The porn user escalated his immoral behavior by indulging in hardcore porn, child porn, sadomasochistic porn, satan worship porn, and snuff (actual killing) films. The damage done through this escalation of immoral behavior is irreversible without Jesus Christ. The porn user has now become a prisoner to the spirit of bondage. Such bondage often leads the porn user to act out scenes in pornography, thus raping, molesting and even killing innocent people.

Since triumphing over his addiction to porn of the hardcore, sadomasochistic, satan worship, and snuff varieties (jeez, how did he even find this stuff in 1990? That's like, a decade before Kazaa was even invented), Caton and his group went on to protest the evils of the recently axed NBC series The Playboy Club, queer-studies courses at the University of South Florida, Gay Days at Walt Disney World, Canadian teen drama Degrassi: The Next Generation, and (no joke) Florida's Hillsborough County's plans to build a light-rail system, calling the government's endorsement of cheap and efficient mass transit "immoral." Say whatever you want about the godlessness of sustainable rail travel, Caton, but you and your psalm-spouting pack of hate junkies better keep your paws off Degrassi, or else we're really going to have a problem. 
I don't even understand what's going on and I don't see why his addiction is relevant, but from what I can tell, this guy had 'dis bitch' written all over him. ONTD public enemy #1, methinks.

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likegunfire 16th-Dec-2011 04:25 am (UTC)
omg he's so hot
filmfreakfranco 16th-Dec-2011 04:26 am (UTC)
i call dibs
likegunfire 16th-Dec-2011 04:27 am (UTC)
takobella 16th-Dec-2011 06:19 am (UTC)

anybody who thinks this is hot must be hideous, so I`m gonna take this as a joke :P
ljubavirakija 16th-Dec-2011 04:26 am (UTC)
addition to pornography

Someone needs a beta
brad4815 16th-Dec-2011 04:38 am (UTC)
or a calculator maybe
grande_latte 16th-Dec-2011 04:26 am (UTC)
Racist alien fucker
kafkaesque 16th-Dec-2011 04:27 am (UTC)
goddamnhooligan 16th-Dec-2011 04:34 am (UTC)
this gif always make me snort
masterofmystery 16th-Dec-2011 04:27 am (UTC)
omg kazaa, that brings back memories lmao

i don't understand this unnecessary need to shit on other religions. i mean really, get over yourselves
v_x_2 16th-Dec-2011 05:15 am (UTC)
LOL kazaa
it was the shit until they start having ads or copyright issues or something.
_keng_ 16th-Dec-2011 05:17 am (UTC)
I used to lovvvve Kazaa.
jigglemypuff 16th-Dec-2011 04:28 am (UTC)
I bet porn addiction is fun. I could get into it.
theonlykow 16th-Dec-2011 04:29 am (UTC)
What counts as addiction? I jerk off all the time. <_<
lucky_latkes 16th-Dec-2011 04:31 am (UTC)
If you're neglecting your responsibilities to masturbate/ if it's interfering with your life, then it's an issue.
antique_faery 16th-Dec-2011 04:44 am (UTC)
It seriously has to be the best addiction out of them all. If I had to choose, I'd jack off all day. IDGAF.
huntertp3 16th-Dec-2011 04:28 am (UTC)
His life must be pretty pathetic it's spent looking for things to be offended by.

Edited at 2011-12-16 04:29 am (UTC)
lucciolaa 16th-Dec-2011 04:30 am (UTC)
lmao ikr
antique_faery 16th-Dec-2011 04:45 am (UTC)
He has to do something in between jerk offs. Time to reload and all.
endingonfire 16th-Dec-2011 05:01 am (UTC)
You said it.
juicybrisket 16th-Dec-2011 05:20 am (UTC)
lucky_latkes 16th-Dec-2011 04:28 am (UTC)
He's just mad because he has a forehead like Beans from Even Stevens.
bad_houses 16th-Dec-2011 06:59 am (UTC)
amfizzle 16th-Dec-2011 07:02 am (UTC)
laminy 16th-Dec-2011 05:50 pm (UTC)
Scrolled up, saw it, and literally loled. Nice.
coquillesdemer 16th-Dec-2011 04:28 am (UTC)
Of course he was.
m1zk0 16th-Dec-2011 04:40 am (UTC)
haha very accurate
fwee_prower 16th-Dec-2011 04:45 am (UTC)
seriously wtf
antique_faery 16th-Dec-2011 04:45 am (UTC)
Omg lol so true
youbeboy 16th-Dec-2011 04:50 am (UTC)
squirrelsarerad 16th-Dec-2011 04:51 am (UTC)
omg this
endingonfire 16th-Dec-2011 05:01 am (UTC)
Seriously. That's why I bookmark my favourite videos :3
civilsavage 16th-Dec-2011 05:27 am (UTC)
omg i do the same thing. no shame in that game...
foryoursake08 16th-Dec-2011 05:01 am (UTC)
lol so true
sorryeden 16th-Dec-2011 05:04 am (UTC)
_keng_ 16th-Dec-2011 05:20 am (UTC)
Yesss, very true
loverelapse 16th-Dec-2011 05:34 am (UTC)
xsnickerzzx 16th-Dec-2011 04:29 am (UTC)
satan worship porn? snuff porn? i've never heard of this. creepy af.
clothingaddict 16th-Dec-2011 05:35 am (UTC)
Seriously, what the hell is satan worship porn?! Do they have sex in front of a statue of satan? Do they dress up as satan while having sex?
xsnickerzzx 16th-Dec-2011 01:26 pm (UTC)
now dressing up as satan is just weird.
sparklepixie 16th-Dec-2011 04:29 am (UTC)
The porn user escalated his immoral behavior by indulging in hardcore porn, child porn, sadomasochistic porn, satan worship porn, and snuff (actual killing) films

all I wanted was to laugh at his hypocrisy, this shit is too serious for me D=
kapuki234 16th-Dec-2011 04:30 am (UTC)
needs to be jailed for life imo
hahahey 16th-Dec-2011 04:49 am (UTC)
ikr, how is he not in jail rn
numbedtoe 16th-Dec-2011 06:19 am (UTC)
I'm good with that. Child porn? wtf?

You are far beyond a sex or porn addition if you are getting off on child porn you sick bastard.

burn in hell you sick fuck

...sorry, feelings, I has them.
boss_sister 16th-Dec-2011 04:33 am (UTC)
Same. This fucker belongs in jail.
javamonster983 16th-Dec-2011 04:34 am (UTC)
I was waiting for someone to post that quote, WHY ISN'T THAT BOLDED. Lolll
ohsnapohsnap 16th-Dec-2011 04:34 am (UTC)
but what is satan worship porn
deethy 16th-Dec-2011 04:36 am (UTC)
um wtf

Edited at 2011-12-16 04:36 am (UTC)
bienenkiste 16th-Dec-2011 04:36 am (UTC)
jay_oats 16th-Dec-2011 04:38 am (UTC)
huntertp3 16th-Dec-2011 04:39 am (UTC)
theonlykow 16th-Dec-2011 04:40 am (UTC)
As a fan of pretty hardcore porn, I hate the insinuation that it leads to child porn or snuff or anything that ridiculous.
_xxtom 16th-Dec-2011 04:42 am (UTC)
Yah this shit is too disturbing
siouxfuego 16th-Dec-2011 04:44 am (UTC)
Damn he needs to get his own moral compass in check before he starts trying to police others.
antique_faery 16th-Dec-2011 04:47 am (UTC)
It's ALWAYS the ones who freak out over everything and point the finger elsewhere who are the most perverted. I really don't get it.
cickiz 16th-Dec-2011 04:47 am (UTC)
snuff films are real??
miss_gulch 16th-Dec-2011 05:01 am (UTC)
sensualcoco 16th-Dec-2011 05:10 am (UTC)
Wait when they say actual killing do they mean murder irl?

I can't.

I just can't anymore.
blackwidow 16th-Dec-2011 05:20 am (UTC)
When I read that, I was like, "How the hell is he not in jail right now?".
executivehpfan 16th-Dec-2011 05:32 am (UTC)
THIS. What the FUCK.
loverelapse 16th-Dec-2011 05:35 am (UTC)
my eyes at the sentence. i give up.
nationalboner 16th-Dec-2011 05:56 am (UTC)
Yup, those jumped out at me too, and that is fucking disgusting.
sihaya09 16th-Dec-2011 06:39 am (UTC)
aleronihead 16th-Dec-2011 02:44 pm (UTC)
I feel sick after reading this...and then the discussions below. Ugh.
megisthesex 16th-Dec-2011 03:11 pm (UTC)
anyone625 17th-Dec-2011 01:31 am (UTC)
Fortunately, he's probably lying. I'm pretty sure "Satan worship porn" doesn't exist. It's a common "now I'm saved!" tacit to make up all kinds of horrible things you did before Jesus, to show how much better you are now. Like Christine O'Donnell's witchcraft.
kapuki234 16th-Dec-2011 04:29 am (UTC)
racist xenophobe bigot is a hypocrite, nothing new, move along.
steph313 16th-Dec-2011 04:29 am (UTC)
On top of all this other awful shit, this fucker is behind protesting the light rail? SMH.
theonlykow 16th-Dec-2011 04:40 am (UTC)
Public transportation is indoctrinating our children!
fffireburns 16th-Dec-2011 04:48 am (UTC)
ugh ikr. how the fuck can a train be immoral anyway?
distant_lines 16th-Dec-2011 05:12 am (UTC)
It makes the kids believe they're going to Hogwarts.
kapuki234 16th-Dec-2011 04:29 am (UTC)
he would be into snuff.
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