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3:57 pm - 12/11/2011

Peaches Geldof engaged to irrelevant rocker

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The TV presenter has reportedly been secretly engaged for six months to Cohen, who fronts the indie band S.C.U.M.


She told The Sunday Mirror that she wasn't in a hurry to rush down the aisle.


'Yes, I'm engaged! We don't want to get married for a couple of years yet though so don't expect me in a dress yet,' she said.


The 22-year-old star added: 'I'm so happy!'


Peaches has been dating Cohen for a year and has been married once before.


The socialite got hitched to boyfriend Max Drummey one month after they met in 2008 at a quickie ceremony in Las Vegas.


The couple split a few months later and Peaches got divorced aged 19.


Rumours later emerged that she had married Max as a publicity stunt for his band Chester French.


At the time she said: 'I didn't go into it with Max thinking, "This is going to last forever".


'But I did go into it thinking, "I love him right now and I know that I will continue to love him for a long while".'


I hope they are happy in their drug fueled STD-infested marriage. I would say I hope she dies but I don't want Eli Roth to write a mean letter to my mom.

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fineapplewine 11th-Dec-2011 05:49 pm (UTC)
Hmmm, I got the tube with her the other day.... Her new veneers have really fucked up her mouth and she's really skinny and cracky-looking irl.

/csb
mmbien 11th-Dec-2011 05:51 pm (UTC)
it's not a secret if no one cares, peaches
superdogbiter 11th-Dec-2011 05:51 pm (UTC)
you right there
high-five
superdogbiter 11th-Dec-2011 05:51 pm (UTC)
thank god eli roth you dodged a bullet
so damn glad i don't live in the uk
comalies 11th-Dec-2011 05:56 pm (UTC)
On the other hand he is still friends with Fassy.
superdogbiter 11th-Dec-2011 05:57 pm (UTC)
but he still doesn't hit women or is racist so he's still better than fassy
sugar_beach 11th-Dec-2011 05:57 pm (UTC)
For your viewing pleasure

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nicholasdee 11th-Dec-2011 07:09 pm (UTC)
he still traded stds with her.
spankmypirate 11th-Dec-2011 05:52 pm (UTC)
I was watching Pink Floyd's The Wall the other day. Bob Geldof was really good in that.

/random
halfslytherin 11th-Dec-2011 06:04 pm (UTC)
I think he's good looking. Well, was.
abbichicken 11th-Dec-2011 06:06 pm (UTC)

such an absolute concrete fact <3
_keng_ 11th-Dec-2011 06:30 pm (UTC)
Yup, he was.

(tbh I'm only replying as an excuse to use my David Gilmour icon lolol)
sugar_beach 11th-Dec-2011 05:53 pm (UTC)
Can't stand this pretentious bitch, what happened to Pixie?
abbichicken 11th-Dec-2011 06:07 pm (UTC)

Pixie tweets a lot about X Factor, shopping, and hanging out with Henry Holland. So she's much the same, I expect. With excellent hair.
alpherg 11th-Dec-2011 06:14 pm (UTC)
She's dating George Barnett from These New Puritans, which makes me covet her life.
tsuki_yagami 11th-Dec-2011 05:54 pm (UTC)
Scum,the name of his band summarize perfectly what I think of her.
supermishelle 11th-Dec-2011 05:55 pm (UTC)
Who is this chick? I only ever see posts about her on ONTD
superdogbiter 11th-Dec-2011 05:56 pm (UTC)
some women who eli roth dated but he broke up with her
thank god
sugar_beach 11th-Dec-2011 05:57 pm (UTC)
She's Bob Geldof's daughter
comalies 11th-Dec-2011 05:59 pm (UTC)
As you now know, she dated Eli Roth. Their relationship was a comedic goldmine.
kwikimart 11th-Dec-2011 06:03 pm (UTC)
She is TERRIBLE. The absolute worst.
A psuedo-intellectual hipster socialite famous coz her dad made like one hit rock song in the 80s and now goes around being a sanctimonious prick.
Peaches is also infamous for dressing badly, tattoos that look like they were drawn by children, being drug addled, her irritating 'personality', her quickie marraige and for just generally being a pain in Britain's collective arse.
She's like Lindsay Lohan but without the acting career.
comalies 11th-Dec-2011 06:07 pm (UTC)
Best summary of Peaches ever. I just loathe her so much.
blocaholic 11th-Dec-2011 06:52 pm (UTC)
Perfect description!
dirtyknife 11th-Dec-2011 06:57 pm (UTC)
LMAO, this is accurate.
a_grumble_cakee 11th-Dec-2011 07:21 pm (UTC)
awww Peaches has her own sekhmet2
sosinprogress 11th-Dec-2011 07:31 pm (UTC)
lol yas
x_butterfly19_x 11th-Dec-2011 07:34 pm (UTC)
Hereditary celebrity. Her dad was in a band back in the day and was involved with Live 8/Band aid etc
one_hoopy_frood 11th-Dec-2011 05:57 pm (UTC)
Dat turtleneck tho
bollyhood 11th-Dec-2011 06:01 pm (UTC)
lmao @ her boyfriend
nicholasdee 11th-Dec-2011 06:02 pm (UTC)
lol "socialite"

lol "couple of years"

lol "peaches geldof"
halfslytherin 11th-Dec-2011 06:05 pm (UTC)
I love this comment rofl
bienenkiste 11th-Dec-2011 06:26 pm (UTC)
LMAO
sosinprogress 11th-Dec-2011 07:31 pm (UTC)
bahhahaha
malorn 11th-Dec-2011 06:07 pm (UTC)
Is he trying to emulate Nick Cave? Fail.
xaristotlex 11th-Dec-2011 06:32 pm (UTC)
Omg, you're right, haha. It wouldn't surprise me.
malorn 11th-Dec-2011 07:26 pm (UTC)
appreciating your icon of an icon
nichcola 11th-Dec-2011 10:15 pm (UTC)
Glad I'm not the only one who thought. It's an insult to my imaginary husband.
bienenkiste 11th-Dec-2011 06:28 pm (UTC)
here for the OP tbh
comalies 11th-Dec-2011 06:33 pm (UTC)
dirtyknife 11th-Dec-2011 07:00 pm (UTC)
I like S.C.U.M, but Thomas Cohen clearly has questionable taste in women.
rose_of_love 11th-Dec-2011 07:02 pm (UTC)
She's a fucking joke. God damn, why does the press wank all over her.
alienclit 11th-Dec-2011 07:08 pm (UTC)
lol This post is flawless (and the OP). You were right. Not Peaches tho.
alienclit 11th-Dec-2011 07:09 pm (UTC)
Also I remember reading her column in Nylon on airplanes and my eyes have never rolled so far back into my head.
comalies 11th-Dec-2011 07:43 pm (UTC)
Ahaha the one where she writes about traveling across America or whatever is amazing.
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