1:45 am - 12/06/2011

Can You Help Him?
Our tipster tells us that the paper is due this afternoon.
Can someone please help poor procrastinating Chester-Chet Haze-Hanks (whose videos and live performances you are hopefully well-acquainted with, or he might blush!) finish his homework so that he can pass Fucksaw Development During the Industrial Revolution or whatever his class is officially called and move forward with his education?
If you're willing to share your notes, you can try him on his Twitter. You can also tweet him your notes one by one.
A Northwestern University student-tipster who's enrolled in the same American history class as Chet Haze—the rapping, acting, West Side (of Evanston)-dominating consequence of Tom Hanks' potent ejaculate—passed along this email that Haze sent across a listserv at 4 AM this morning:
What Up Everybody,
My names Chester Hanks, I'm a junior theater major, but some of you may know me better as "Chet Haze." Or maybe you dont, which would be embarrassing for me.....Anyway, if the sound of receiving this email on your phone woke you up at this hour, I sincerely apologize. Hopefully, there may be a few of you (like me) who for some reason just need to wait until literally the LAST MINUTE to get any work done—this final paper being no exception. I was wondering if anyone had notes from after November 1st to the end of the course on their computer that they would be willing to send my way. It would be much appreciated, and we could possibly work something out as a reward for the generosity. I'm really crossing my fingers on this one. Thanks! Happy studies.
-Chet

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Tom Hanks' Son Needs Urgent Help With Final Paper Due Today!!

Can You Help Him?
Our tipster tells us that the paper is due this afternoon.
Can someone please help poor procrastinating Chester-Chet Haze-Hanks (whose videos and live performances you are hopefully well-acquainted with, or he might blush!) finish his homework so that he can pass Fucksaw Development During the Industrial Revolution or whatever his class is officially called and move forward with his education?
If you're willing to share your notes, you can try him on his Twitter. You can also tweet him your notes one by one.
A Northwestern University student-tipster who's enrolled in the same American history class as Chet Haze—the rapping, acting, West Side (of Evanston)-dominating consequence of Tom Hanks' potent ejaculate—passed along this email that Haze sent across a listserv at 4 AM this morning:
What Up Everybody,
My names Chester Hanks, I'm a junior theater major, but some of you may know me better as "Chet Haze." Or maybe you dont, which would be embarrassing for me.....Anyway, if the sound of receiving this email on your phone woke you up at this hour, I sincerely apologize. Hopefully, there may be a few of you (like me) who for some reason just need to wait until literally the LAST MINUTE to get any work done—this final paper being no exception. I was wondering if anyone had notes from after November 1st to the end of the course on their computer that they would be willing to send my way. It would be much appreciated, and we could possibly work something out as a reward for the generosity. I'm really crossing my fingers on this one. Thanks! Happy studies.
-Chet

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I'm going to c/p this comment a few times so sorry in advance to everyone. I just really want to know.
I'm going to c/p this comment a few times so sorry in advance to everyone. I just really want to know.
I've also written them in a few hours before they were due.
I haven't really noticed a difference grade wise. I rarely get below a B on anything and if I do, it's because I just didn't put enough general effort into that paper. Or the professor was too difficult in his or her grading.
I feel like time does not equal effort given. If I make myself sit down for three or four hours solidly, no internet, no tv, etc etc, I can write a solid paper. I can also write a solid paper over the span of a few days by focusing about an hour a day.
Edited at 2011-12-05 04:02 pm (UTC)
However, a class in Medieval Lit in Translation? Yeah, no. Nonono. I liked the teacher, but the subject was bleh. The only good thing was reenacting the Nibelungenlied with He-Man and Super Mario action figures.
Anecdotal evidence! I only waited until the last minute once in law school, as opposed to always in undergrad. I wrote a 40 page bioethics paper draft the day before it was due. My prof said it was more than good enough to be a final paper and I got an A+. None of the papers I wrote at an appropriately even and timely pace neared that same elusive A+ quality. Yet in undergrad, where I always procrastinated until the very last moments, nearly all of my papers were A's. Thus, I feel confident to say that for me, it is how I work better.
Edited at 2011-12-05 04:58 pm (UTC)
Also, I like to procrastinate, so there's that too. :) But I do well.
I think it's because I constantly over think things so if I have time to edit myself I constantly question everything I've written and probably change a whole lot of things that don't need changing.