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List of best movie Santas and Mrs. Clauses

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Tim Allen, The Santa Clause

After Scott Calvin (Tim Allen) inadvertently causes Santa Claus to fall off his roof, the divorced father and businessman ends up accidentally assuming the jolly old elf's identity and all the responsibilities that go with it. He awakes the next day thinking it was all a dream, but as time passes, he begins to pack on the pounds and grows a long white beard he can't seem to lose. Talk about contractual obligations!

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Elizabeth Mitchell, The Santa Clause 2: The Mrs. Clause

Every great Santa needs a Mrs. Claus — and eight years into his contract, Scott Calvin realizes he must find a mate or Christmas will cease to exist. Enter principal Carol Newman (Lost's Elizabeth Mitchell), who Santa Scott meets after his son gets in trouble at school. The two soon end up happily ever after, even though the following Christmas, Mitchell's pregnant Mrs. Claus worries that Santa will be out making his deliveries while she's making one of her own.

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Ed Asner, Elf

After an orphan baby crawls into Santa's bag of toys and is accidentally carried back to the North Pole, Santa Claus (Ed Asner) has the baby raised as an elf. Sure, the movie is mostly about Buddy (Will Ferrell) and his attempt to reconnect with his real dad, but Asner adds wisdom and charm to the role, two vital ingredients in any Santa depiction.

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Paul Giamatti, Fred Claus

What would happen if Santa had a deadbeat younger brother? That's exactly what Nicholas (Paul Giamatti) is up against with sibling Fred (Vince Vaughn), who claims living in Santa's shadow has made him the way he is. When Nick has to bail his baby brother out of jail, Fred is forced to become an honorary elf in Santa's workshop. Santa never stops giving.

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Miranda Richardson, Fred Claus

The British actress' good-hearted Mrs. Claus disapproves of brother-in-law's Fred's antics. She urges her hubby, Nick, not to bail his brother out all the time. But naturally, everyone's one big happy family by the end.

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Edmund Gwenn, Miracle on 34th Street

Did you know Santa's an Oscar winner? Or at least one of his portrayers is. The late Gwenn picked up a supporting actor statuette for his incarnation of Kris Kringle, who is institutionalized in the film because he claims he really is Santa. "Now I know there is a Santa Claus!" Gwenn said upon receiving his Oscar.

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Billy Bob Thornton, Bad Santa

While most of the Santas on our list made the cut for being upstanding, heartwarming role models, Billy Bob Thornton's angry, alcoholic department store-robbing mall Santa is a dose of reality for adults. It doesn't hurt that he — and his interactions with his partner-in-crime elf (Tony Cox) and "the Kid" (Brett Kelly) — are pretty hysterical.

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Lauren Graham, Bad Santa

OK, she's not technically a Mrs. Claus because she's not married to Santa. (And her Santa of choice is skinny, drinks whiskey and wears a fake beard.) But Graham's raunchy nymphomaniac bartender is as close as you'll get in this thoroughly non-Christmas-y Christmas movie. (Bonus: The role is a far cry from her Gilmore Girls character.)

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David Huddleston, Santa Claus: The Movie

This 1985 flick tells two tales. The first half explores how good ol' St. Nick became Santa Claus way back in the 14th century after he was given immortality to become the "Chosen One." After assuming his new identity, the perfectly portly and jolly Santa travels to the modern day, where he must deal with his head elf, Patch (Dudley Moore), who winds up in cahoots with an evil toy manufacturer.

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Judy Cornwell, Santa Claus: The Movie

Mrs. Claus gets a first name here — Anya — and credit for coming up with Santa's staple Nice and Naughty list. Anya didn't believe disobedient children ought to be rewarded with presents. Now that's what you call tough love.

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Douglas Seale, Ernest Saves Christmas

Don't overlook this movie because of its comedic tomfoolery — Seale's Santa is one of the better portrayals on celluloid. After he leaves his magic sack in the taxi driven by Ernest (Jim Varney), he struggles to convince anyone he is Santa and complete his task of hiring a successor (Oliver Clark). Though all the problems in the plot are resolved, the film also delivers an emotional message about the true meaning of Christmas.

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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

What? You don't think of Martians when you think of Christmas? Rich's portrayal of Mrs. Claus is most notable for being the first live-action depiction of Mrs. Claus in a motion picture. And, you know, because she helped Santa battle Martians.

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[info]brand929 27th-Nov-2011 11:56 pm (UTC)
I fucking love Bad Santa!
[info]ashanishilynn 28th-Nov-2011 12:03 am (UTC)
lol what is your icon from?
[info]xtinkerbellax 28th-Nov-2011 12:09 am (UTC)
Same.
[info]luvlorn 28th-Nov-2011 12:36 am (UTC)
Me too. One of my fave movies :)
[info]sing_itback 28th-Nov-2011 01:17 am (UTC)
Me too! I need to watch it again soon
[info]sursumcorda 27th-Nov-2011 11:57 pm (UTC)
oh liz mitchell :(
[info]verstand 27th-Nov-2011 11:57 pm (UTC)
1940s Miracle on 34th Street Santa! And I always watch The Santa Clause (only the first one).
[info]klutzy_girl 27th-Nov-2011 11:58 pm (UTC)
The second Santa Clause is my favorite out of the three!
[info]verstand 27th-Nov-2011 11:59 pm (UTC)
I actually don't think I've ever seen it! Maybe I'll watch this year.
[info]_scarlett_icons 28th-Nov-2011 12:06 am (UTC)
I like all three, even though the third one is just one awful mess. It's a guilty pleasure, sadly, lol.
[info]takingthewalk 28th-Nov-2011 12:37 am (UTC)
I love all three. I think the first one is exceptionally good all around (it's my favorite Christmas movie), the second one is great because of the story with Scott and his son and the teacher, but the Toy Santa plot I HATE. I always fast forward through those scenes. The third one is a mess but I love it just b/c it's a Santa Clause film and Scott's niece is too cute. The flashbacks to the first film are cool too.
[info]klutzy_girl 27th-Nov-2011 11:58 pm (UTC)
Scott and Carol are all my all time favorites. (And a movie OTP of mine.)
[info]loonyluna26 28th-Nov-2011 12:12 am (UTC)
I love the first one so much. I avoided the second coz I thought it would be terrible but I finally gave in a couple years ago and ended up loving it. THe third was cute too but not as good as the first two.
[info]bluesforgotten 27th-Nov-2011 11:59 pm (UTC)
I both love and hate the Santa Clause


Although it doesn't have Santa, I really want to watch "Home Alone".
[info]destructo_ray 28th-Nov-2011 12:02 am (UTC)
Santa's in there-- he gives Kevin tic-tacs.
[info]bluesforgotten 28th-Nov-2011 12:05 am (UTC)
that's true. guess i felt a little OT since it's not so much a santa movie but a holiday movie, ya know?

[info]flowerssleeping 28th-Nov-2011 12:00 am (UTC)

i love elf sfm
[info]loveackshuly 28th-Nov-2011 12:01 am (UTC)
it never gets old tbh
[info]clarelove 28th-Nov-2011 12:03 am (UTC)
It makes my heart happy.
[info]_scarlett_icons 28th-Nov-2011 12:07 am (UTC)
Love Elf, one of the only films I can stand this guy in.
[info]_xxtom 28th-Nov-2011 12:11 am (UTC)
awh lol
[info]fauxkaren 28th-Nov-2011 12:32 am (UTC)
Bought this movie for $6 on Black Friday!
[info]loveackshuly 28th-Nov-2011 01:05 am (UTC)
you got robbed. it was $2.99 at Five Below.
[info]chuk_is_dazzled 28th-Nov-2011 12:41 am (UTC)
i love elf
[info]gheyman 28th-Nov-2011 12:48 am (UTC)
IA. It has become part of my x-mas viewing tradition along with "Christmas Vacation" and "Bad Santa."
[info]amore 28th-Nov-2011 12:55 am (UTC)
so good
[info]awkwardmumbles 28th-Nov-2011 12:56 am (UTC)
me2 me2
[info]heure_actuelle 28th-Nov-2011 01:10 am (UTC)
i'm gonna watch it tonight!
[info]curious_maya 28th-Nov-2011 04:59 am (UTC)
Between Elf and Scrooged they are my perennial favorites.
[info]qwicksilva88 28th-Nov-2011 12:00 am (UTC)
I love The Santa Clause so much. I always quote certain scenes line for line every time it airs. lol
[info]pink_dog 28th-Nov-2011 01:48 am (UTC)
I also love The Santa Clause but that kid is such a bad actor that it actually hurts my soul.
[info]lunchbag 28th-Nov-2011 12:00 am (UTC)
I feel like Richard Attenborough (from Miracle on 34 st remake) should be on here. I watched that movie pretty much every Christmas when I was young.
[info]clarelove 28th-Nov-2011 12:04 am (UTC)
Comment brothers
[info]orlybb 28th-Nov-2011 12:32 am (UTC)
yesss ia
[info]fletcherism 28th-Nov-2011 02:47 am (UTC)
I agree. Growing up that and White Christmas were the only movies I would watch constantly during the holidays.
[info]the_loveword 28th-Nov-2011 12:01 am (UTC)
assuming the jolly old elf's identity

santa is an elf?
[info]destructo_ray 28th-Nov-2011 12:06 am (UTC)
IIRC, in "The Night Before Christmas" he's said to be an elf. So that might be where they're coming from.
[info]yunaresuka 28th-Nov-2011 12:28 am (UTC)
lol this probably has nothing to do with it but I watched a really sketchy story about how Santa came to be, and he was a human baby dropped off into a forest full of elves, and they raised him as an elf but then he got all old and shit so they basically performed their elf magic so he could live forever

so yeah tl;dr I think him being an elf or at least raised by elves is a common backstory for him
[info]kthx_die_x0 28th-Nov-2011 12:32 am (UTC)
haha is that the claymation one?
[info]blaq 28th-Nov-2011 12:02 am (UTC)
the original miracle on 34th street is one of my all time favorite movies
[info]ashanishilynn 28th-Nov-2011 12:03 am (UTC)
It came on after the dog show Thanksgiving day
[info]ashanishilynn 28th-Nov-2011 12:02 am (UTC)
Oh damn Tim Allen

I just finished watching Christams With The Kranks :D

I fucking love christmas flicks
[info]loonyluna26 28th-Nov-2011 12:13 am (UTC)
I love that movie. It's so cute. Curse it's 2 star rating on imdb.
[info]takingthewalk 28th-Nov-2011 12:38 am (UTC)
I love Tim. I'll seriously watch anything he does. I haven't watched that movie in awhile but definitely this year.
[info]schexyschteve 28th-Nov-2011 01:13 am (UTC)
Christmas With the Kranks is really good. I love Tim Allen and JLC.
[info]lillylilacs 28th-Nov-2011 03:47 am (UTC)
The first time I watched Christmas with the Kranks with my family we couldn't believe how bad it was, so we watched it a second time with my brother/sister in law to show them and then realized it was actually cute.
[info]curious_maya 28th-Nov-2011 05:01 am (UTC)
I listened to the audio book one year during a long drive, so of course I can't enjoy the movie since the two are so different.
[info]captchasucks 28th-Nov-2011 12:02 am (UTC)
i was so dense when i was little. i thought it was a coincidence that my "presents from santa" had the same gift wrap as the presents from my parents.
[info]raunchyb 28th-Nov-2011 12:33 am (UTC)
I think my mom told me that Santa just stopped off the gifts but parents had to wrap them... and pay for them. I was a major skeptic.
[info]orlybb 28th-Nov-2011 12:33 am (UTC)
lol awww that's qt

my parents told me from the beginning that santa was "a game" that ppl play so i never believed in him
[info]corona_boreal 28th-Nov-2011 01:10 am (UTC)
same here. they told me about it because they had hated their parents for lying to them when they told them there was no santa.

and i'm glad they told me the truth. i loved christmas and considered it a magical time anyway.
[info]takingthewalk 28th-Nov-2011 12:38 am (UTC)
Aww! My parents wrapped the presents that were from them and gave them to me Christmas Eve. The presents from Santa were never wrapped and always under the tree Christmas morning. That's what I'm going to do for my kids too.
[info]naveedchick 28th-Nov-2011 01:01 am (UTC)
My parents left Santa's gifts unwrapped, so we didn't have that loophole at my house.
[info]queenofissues 28th-Nov-2011 01:09 am (UTC)
My gifts from Santa were always wrapped in a different paper.
[info]raychel86 28th-Nov-2011 02:00 am (UTC)
My dad still wraps gifts and puts from Santa... The kicker is that they're for him. He's such a dork, but there are a lot of to Steve from Santa presents under the tree. They used to grab a rock and write on it for santas handwriting not sure why I didn't think about why Santa has such terrible handwriting
[info]deja_vu822 28th-Nov-2011 02:50 am (UTC)
my mom always wrapped santa gifts in different paper, normally with old timey santa faces on them. the jig was up when i found that wrapping paper roll in her room one christmas morning.
[info]squirrelsarerad 28th-Nov-2011 03:26 am (UTC)
my mom always wrapped the santa presents in white tissue paper, but I always thought it was weird how santa and my mom had EXACTLY THE SAME HANDWRITING
[info]lillylilacs 28th-Nov-2011 03:49 am (UTC)
One time I found a price tag on a gift from Santa and my mother told me that sometimes the elves didn't have time to make all the toys so Santa had to go to the toy store.

It seemed reasonable to me, I even remember picturing Santa walking up and down the aisles in Toys 'R' Us after hours. LOL
[info]eye_browz 28th-Nov-2011 04:49 am (UTC)
"Santa's Handwriting" was obviously my mom's.
[info]joaniemaloney 29th-Nov-2011 12:14 am (UTC)
awwwwww.
my gifts from santa were never wrapped but my dad made sure to sleep in the living room (in case he could ~catch Santa in the act) and he also disguised his handwriting but writing really fancy. XD
[info]the_wolski the best28th-Nov-2011 12:03 am (UTC)


otp
[info]blaq Re: the best28th-Nov-2011 12:04 am (UTC)
flawless
[info]klutzy_girl Re: the best28th-Nov-2011 12:06 am (UTC)
Ugh, I hate that movie!
[info]rebeljean Re: the best28th-Nov-2011 12:10 am (UTC)
Looks like Ron Howard.
[info]fallendaydreams Re: the best28th-Nov-2011 12:42 am (UTC)
Hahaha he does.
[info]fireflower314 Re: the best28th-Nov-2011 12:51 am (UTC)
omg can't unsee!
[info]loonyluna26 Re: the best28th-Nov-2011 12:14 am (UTC)
Put oneee foot in front of the otherrrrr
[info]orlybb Re: the best28th-Nov-2011 12:34 am (UTC)
D:
[info]interrogatives Re: the best28th-Nov-2011 12:43 am (UTC)
my mother named me after her tbh
[info]fwee_prower Re: the best28th-Nov-2011 01:09 am (UTC)
i was wondering where the fuck this was.
[info]anna_is_macabre Re: the best28th-Nov-2011 01:42 am (UTC)
Yes! :D
[info]fletcherism Re: the best28th-Nov-2011 02:48 am (UTC)
MTE.

[info]eveofrevolution Re: the best28th-Nov-2011 05:06 am (UTC)
Flawless. Best Santa ever, etc.

Also, Mrs. Clause is Jessica, which is my name, so I always felt super special watching this.
[info]juteux 28th-Nov-2011 12:03 am (UTC)
fuck me santa fuck me santa
[info]mercystars 28th-Nov-2011 12:38 am (UTC)
hahaha saw that movie with my boss/coworkers and that scene was so awkward for all of us
[info]zanzou_chan 28th-Nov-2011 12:03 am (UTC)


Seriously, I am weirdly obsessed with this movie.



IT'S JUST SO FLAWLESSLY TERRIBLE.



Now everyone go watch Christmas in Wonderland, a jewel of Canadian cinema.
[info]kthx_die_x0 28th-Nov-2011 12:33 am (UTC)
Tim Curry???
[info]zanzou_chan 28th-Nov-2011 12:33 am (UTC)
Yes. 8DDDD
[info]takingthewalk 28th-Nov-2011 12:39 am (UTC)
Anything featuring Tim Curry is quality.
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