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9:58 pm - 11/14/2011

Riri gives flawfRih sex advice!



And it appears that the Bajan singer is prepping herself for the role — after she gave out naughty advice to punters in a West End club.

Hours after her gig at London's O2 Arena on Sunday she headed to Whisky Mist in Mayfair to celebrate brother Rorrey's 22nd birthday.

After grabbing the mic and leading a celebratory singsong, she then took the opportunity to deliver her version of the birds and the bees.

She said: "I left home at 16 and had to learn to look after myself."

"Always use a condom."

The machine in the gents' must have made a killing.

( Suck my cockiness, lick my persuasiooooonnCollapse )
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jasmina12345 15th-Nov-2011 04:13 am (UTC)
LOVE HER!!!

She's so up front about her sexuality how can you not love this crazy woman
kidfromurmemory 15th-Nov-2011 04:13 am (UTC)
ugh her album is so good.



flawless op tbh!
brucelynn 15th-Nov-2011 04:14 am (UTC)
Another sex post?

That unofficial sex post last night was fun lol
rampant_geekery 15th-Nov-2011 04:14 am (UTC)
i love it i love it i love when u eat it
deethy 15th-Nov-2011 04:14 am (UTC)
this is tame, came into the post expecting tips on how to fist someone properly
rhapsodeeinblue 15th-Nov-2011 04:21 am (UTC)
lmao
captchasucks 15th-Nov-2011 06:46 am (UTC)
LMFAO omg
queenweasley 15th-Nov-2011 04:14 am (UTC)
Wish I were getting some right now. -sigh- The last guy I was with said he "didn't have a lot of feeling down there" so I never enjoyed it.
cluelessraf 15th-Nov-2011 04:16 am (UTC)
wut.
queenweasley 15th-Nov-2011 04:22 am (UTC)
Yeah, I can't even remember his explanation for it. Some kind of head injury or something when he was younger? I DON'T EVEN KNOW. But he said he didn't have a lot of feeling down there so he didn't enjoy having sex that much. And he didn't even tell me that right away. And he didn't like getting blow jobs. WTF.
tea_party89 15th-Nov-2011 04:25 am (UTC)
his butt or his penis?
ch33rylips 15th-Nov-2011 04:15 am (UTC)
Flawrih

JUST FUCKING STOP!
christosx3 15th-Nov-2011 04:15 am (UTC)
its a gr8 name when not butchered
bresson 15th-Nov-2011 04:17 am (UTC)
flawfree is the fucking worst
this makes it even worse
christosx3 15th-Nov-2011 04:18 am (UTC)
lmaoo
blancapslove 15th-Nov-2011 04:19 am (UTC)
omg rude
brucelynn 15th-Nov-2011 04:19 am (UTC)
lol werk bb
cluelessraf 15th-Nov-2011 04:15 am (UTC)
Is Birthday Cake really only just 1:18 minutes? Or is there a longer version circulating that I dunno about. It's so good, it better not be an interlude.
jacomus 15th-Nov-2011 04:28 am (UTC)
It's an interlude, but Rihanna hinted that she might go back into the studio and make it longer. Nothing's been confirmed, though, and I don't know how they'd go about releasing it. Probably the album will be repackaged in two months or something lmao.
cluelessraf 15th-Nov-2011 04:32 am (UTC)
Bah. I hope she does! The song ends and I keep wanting more.
warsawed 15th-Nov-2011 04:15 am (UTC)
I thought "use a condom" was pretty common knowledge tbh.

'Cockiness' is my jam rn lbr.
cluelessraf 15th-Nov-2011 04:19 am (UTC)
wait, which version of TTT do you have. I only have like, 8 songs. Cockiness is definitely not on mine.
warsawed 15th-Nov-2011 04:22 am (UTC)
I got one link that had a bunch of songs, and then individual songs leaked after that. Let me find the link if I can.
jasmina12345 15th-Nov-2011 04:15 am (UTC)
and tbh I'm literally shocked at the amount of people who still don't use condoms. You'd think in 2011 we'd be past that but oh no...

Plenty of young ppl still use the pull out method.
warsawed 15th-Nov-2011 04:16 am (UTC)
I've heard some girls from HS say "condoms don't feel as good as the real thing." That makes me roll my eyes like crazy.
annabolena 15th-Nov-2011 04:20 am (UTC)
imo there is a difference but that would never stop me from using a condom
rhapsodeeinblue 15th-Nov-2011 04:23 am (UTC)
To me I don't feel any real difference, but, in their defense, most people do. But yeah it's like... deal with it, people.
deja_vu822 15th-Nov-2011 06:34 am (UTC)
tbh that's probably just what their boyfriends told them to get them to do it
msloserrific 15th-Nov-2011 06:37 pm (UTC)
They need to try ultra-thins and suck it up.

Then again, I haven't gone condomless because I'm afraid it will make sex with a condom seem unimpressive by comparison :(
hera_bearrra 15th-Nov-2011 04:17 am (UTC)
WHY. People are so dumb. And it's not for a lack of sex ed.
bresson 15th-Nov-2011 04:18 am (UTC)
thats why STDs still get passed aroun
paulmitchell 15th-Nov-2011 04:19 am (UTC)
so fucking gross, my friend did that a few times and im like GURL. YOU FORGET ABOUT THE OTHER SHIT BESIDES GETTING PREGNANT APPARENTLY.
ch33rylips 15th-Nov-2011 04:19 am (UTC)
It's fun to watch their faces when I tell them there's sperm in precum.
ellie_andrews 15th-Nov-2011 04:23 am (UTC)
My ex used that method with his underage gf. She was pregnant and married before she graduated.
citrus00 15th-Nov-2011 04:33 am (UTC)
True story:
I know this girl that doesn't use protection because she's allergic to latex so she has her bf pull out.
She's now pregnant.


Because obviously latex condoms are the only way to protect yourself.
kiwitanga 15th-Nov-2011 05:43 am (UTC)
i know a girl who doesn't use condoms because she is infertile. and she has more one night stands than i can keep up with. gurl, they aren't just to prevent pregnancy.
deja_vu822 15th-Nov-2011 06:32 am (UTC)
mte
bresson 15th-Nov-2011 04:15 am (UTC)
i love it i love it i love it when u eat it
rampant_geekery 15th-Nov-2011 04:17 am (UTC)
no one can do u they way that i dooooooooooooo
bresson 15th-Nov-2011 04:19 am (UTC)
boy i waaaaaaaahn

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

i don't like this album that much but this song is so fun
jinnycalderone 15th-Nov-2011 04:16 am (UTC)
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music_lover56 15th-Nov-2011 04:17 am (UTC)
lol I love the 2nd! She was hilarious in that performance haha
fallendaydreams 15th-Nov-2011 04:25 am (UTC)
Is that Mark from SYTYCD?
jinnycalderone 15th-Nov-2011 04:33 am (UTC)
yup, it is.
groffiswin 15th-Nov-2011 08:42 pm (UTC)
I'm WAY too distracted by the dancers in the 2nd gif
tea_party89 15th-Nov-2011 04:16 am (UTC)
would you find it creepy if your older sibling selected potential partners for you sleep with?
hera_bearrra 15th-Nov-2011 04:18 am (UTC)
Yes...
tea_party89 15th-Nov-2011 04:21 am (UTC)
is that also how you understood it when the article says "She sorted for all these girls to accompany her brother back to her hotel"?
ch33rylips 15th-Nov-2011 04:21 am (UTC)
How would one find that not creepy...
deethy 15th-Nov-2011 04:29 am (UTC)
omg i hope that's not what that line in the article meant lmao
caketime 15th-Nov-2011 02:57 pm (UTC)
No, but my sister's opinion on my boyfriend is the only one that counts other than mine. (And she's the younger one.)
turi 15th-Nov-2011 04:16 am (UTC)
love her and this message.
it's so sad how little Gen Y does to protect themselves.
filmfreakfranco 15th-Nov-2011 04:25 am (UTC)
Oh, I thought you had taste.
turi 15th-Nov-2011 04:28 am (UTC)
how very dare u
drunkagron 15th-Nov-2011 04:18 am (UTC)
I can't believe how many people are dumb when it comes to sex.
paulmitchell 15th-Nov-2011 04:19 am (UTC)
for real
rhapsodeeinblue 15th-Nov-2011 04:25 am (UTC)
People are dumb when it comes to anything tbh. Sometimes I fear for the world.
drunkagron 15th-Nov-2011 04:28 am (UTC)
i agree :(
brucelynn 15th-Nov-2011 04:30 am (UTC)
THIS
feathersandgold 15th-Nov-2011 04:38 am (UTC)
so true
howlcosmiclove 15th-Nov-2011 04:41 am (UTC)
yep
milkchocolat 15th-Nov-2011 04:50 am (UTC)
mte
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