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12:44 pm - 11/02/2011

Lindsay will be out of jail in Minutes


Lindsay Lohan will almost certainly get out of jail in a matter of minutes ... this according to officials from the L.A. County Sheriff's Department.

Two Sheriff's Dept. officials tell us ... if someone receives a misdemeanor sentence of 90 days or less, they are routinely processed in and then released. As one of the officials put it, "She'll be out without even having to change her clothes."

Judge Stephanie Sautner sentenced Lindsay to serve 30 days in the pokey, adding that the only way to shave time off the sentence is if it's required by law. A Sheriff's official told us earlier this week ... misdemeanor inmates only serve 20% of the actual sentence because of overcrowding. But the 2 officials we spoke with today say ... because of overcrowding they immediately release inmates sentenced to less than 90 days.

As for what the judge said -- that the sentence can only be reduced if required by law -- the officials say there's a federal court order on overcrowding that "trumps everything," and that order has been interpreted to immediately release people with short jail sentences.

Sheriff's spokesperson Steve Whitmore just confirmed with TMZ ... Lindsay will get in and out of jail pronto, adding the only reason there might be any sort of delay is if there are lots of other inmates who are being processed out at the same time.

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[info]brosling 2nd-Nov-2011 08:05 pm (UTC)
tg! she doesn't belong there anyway
[info]rivadavia 2nd-Nov-2011 08:06 pm (UTC)
ia lj brosling
[info]brosling 2nd-Nov-2011 08:07 pm (UTC)
you have such great taste twitter brosling
[info]xpirate_queenx 2nd-Nov-2011 08:09 pm (UTC)
I agree, a gutter really is more suiting to Mlle. Lohan.
[info]the_wolski 2nd-Nov-2011 08:12 pm (UTC)
ia
[info]luvthatdrtywata 2nd-Nov-2011 08:26 pm (UTC)
ia. she belongs is a castle. after all she is my queen.
[info]dior 2nd-Nov-2011 09:39 pm (UTC)
iawtc

she belongs in my heart
[info]ellie_andrews 2nd-Nov-2011 08:05 pm (UTC)
Surprise.
[info]squirrels_oh_no 2nd-Nov-2011 08:05 pm (UTC)
Well now I know where to commit my misdemeanors. Shoplifting a $4999 necklace, here I come!
[info]gonexforgotten 2nd-Nov-2011 08:09 pm (UTC)
lmao thanks for setting the precedent, lindsay!
[info]loverelapse 2nd-Nov-2011 08:10 pm (UTC)
omg, i'll be the gettaway car driver!
[info]iamglory 2nd-Nov-2011 11:00 pm (UTC)
make sure to have a black guy to blame it on if you get caught.
[info]this_repetition 2nd-Nov-2011 08:14 pm (UTC)
I'll provide the cocaine jeans!
[info]spydergamez 2nd-Nov-2011 08:19 pm (UTC)
i hope you're white tho
[info]squirrels_oh_no 2nd-Nov-2011 08:20 pm (UTC)
Damn it. The misdemeanor threshold is actually just $1499. Darn.
[info]darkwarrior 2nd-Nov-2011 08:26 pm (UTC)
You should totally do that.

"In the case of Lohan vs the county of Los Angeles, fuck you, I took it, what are you going to do about it?"

"Case dismissed"
[info]redhotpeppers 2nd-Nov-2011 11:58 pm (UTC)
seriously what i thought
[info]anyone625 3rd-Nov-2011 05:46 pm (UTC)
I can't believe that ugly necklace cost so much tbh.
[info]joliefoliepolie 2nd-Nov-2011 08:05 pm (UTC)
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
[info]rivadavia 2nd-Nov-2011 08:06 pm (UTC)
the way her life works around the law is amazing, loves it
[info]bulimia 2nd-Nov-2011 08:08 pm (UTC)
iawtc. the law works to accomodate her tbh!

praise being a famous white girl!
[info]lungcapacity 2nd-Nov-2011 08:08 pm (UTC)
iawtc
[info]filmfreakfranco 2nd-Nov-2011 08:10 pm (UTC)
ia
[info]rivadavia 2nd-Nov-2011 08:12 pm (UTC)
ia!!
[info]the_wolski 2nd-Nov-2011 08:12 pm (UTC)
ia!
[info]one_song_for_me 2nd-Nov-2011 08:06 pm (UTC)
Shocking.
[info]dakotamoss 2nd-Nov-2011 08:06 pm (UTC)
[info]filmfreakfranco 2nd-Nov-2011 08:06 pm (UTC)
iawtc
[info]bulimia 2nd-Nov-2011 08:07 pm (UTC)
AMEN
[info]swampwalkers 2nd-Nov-2011 09:02 pm (UTC)
beautiful icon
[info]the_wolski 2nd-Nov-2011 08:13 pm (UTC)
mte!
[info]jinnycalderone THIS ONE TOO!!2nd-Nov-2011 08:29 pm (UTC)
[info]fullxcliphxc 2nd-Nov-2011 08:32 pm (UTC)
Lost member of LMFAO at 1:23
[info]filmfreakfranco 2nd-Nov-2011 08:06 pm (UTC)
Oh wow, I'm surprised Cherrylips didn't beat me to this.
[info]bulimia 2nd-Nov-2011 08:09 pm (UTC)
can't stand their negativity tbh. so invested for a so called hater.
[info]ch33rylips 2nd-Nov-2011 08:13 pm (UTC)
Check your facts plz I'm an ex stan who gave up on her ass 3 years ago and fully acknowledges the fact that i never lost the obsession.
[info]ch33rylips 2nd-Nov-2011 08:11 pm (UTC)
Writing a paper and I only care about court post and her sentence everything after that is meh.
[info]nastyposition 2nd-Nov-2011 08:06 pm (UTC)
THIS

FUCKING

PUTA
[info]nastyposition 2nd-Nov-2011 08:10 pm (UTC)
no, im just over this hoebag.
[info]bulimia 2nd-Nov-2011 08:06 pm (UTC)
fabulous
[info]ladyofmachinery 2nd-Nov-2011 08:06 pm (UTC)
I, for one, am SHOCKED AND APPALLED.
[info]beachtrees 2nd-Nov-2011 08:13 pm (UTC)
Why is there a chimpanzee between her boobs?
[info]filmfreakfranco 2nd-Nov-2011 08:17 pm (UTC)
it's for the sake of glamour
[info]bulimia 2nd-Nov-2011 08:18 pm (UTC)
terry richardson is an artist
[info]fruitariyum 2nd-Nov-2011 08:21 pm (UTC)
she was hanging out w/ terry richardson & thats like one of his symbols



probably has to do w/ promotion for his new book "mom & dad" in stores now
[info]this_repetition 2nd-Nov-2011 08:25 pm (UTC)
Because this photo is shot by Terry Richardson. I feel like that's a logical explanation.
[info]kaylajoy21 2nd-Nov-2011 08:06 pm (UTC)
I'm laughing at the Khia tweet.
[info]glittergunshot 2nd-Nov-2011 08:07 pm (UTC)
You're shitting me.
[info]loverelapse 2nd-Nov-2011 08:22 pm (UTC)
this fucking movie. ugh never got over my bb leon
[info]bulimia 2nd-Nov-2011 08:07 pm (UTC)
lol i'm cackling sfm
[info]rivadavia 2nd-Nov-2011 08:13 pm (UTC)
lol ikr crying at it going from 300 days to 30 to 6 to some minutes
[info]bulimia 2nd-Nov-2011 08:18 pm (UTC)
it's too funny.
[info]queenofbohorhap 2nd-Nov-2011 08:15 pm (UTC)
it is both puzzling and hilarious to me that you are such an avid lilo stan
[info]glowing_dragon 2nd-Nov-2011 08:45 pm (UTC)
CACKLING
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