At the grand old age of 52, Simon Cowell would most definitely be classed in the Overs category. But it seems the eternal bachelor has taken it upon himself to seek advice on his love life from a teenager - none other than One Direction heartthrob Harry Styles.
Harry, 17, tells me the big boss man, who is engaged to make-up artist Mezhgan Hussainy, has been calling him late into the night, asking the curly-haired one to help him improve his, ahem, game.
The 1D hottie [he is legal, right?] (YES!) said: "I spoke to Simon just the other day. He'll be halfway through a text to his lady, and he'll say 'How do I end the message? What do I write now?' And I tell him, 'Just be cool'. He's 52 but he's still got a lot to learn about the ladies.
"I tell him to take his time and not rush into anything."
Bandmate Niall Horan, 18, added: "Harry is the guy to go to for love stuff. He's like an agony uncle. He just knows what to do and what to say. He knows about the game."
Harry should know all about the birds and the bees. The cheeky chart-topper was the first to pull during a signing on their European tour. Niall spilled: "We did our signing that day speaking Italian saying, 'Ciao, bella' to the girls.
"Harry caught the eye of one fan - they swapped numbers and she ended up cooking him a nice pizza." (Oh.)
The way that you flip your source gets me overwhelmed