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7:32 am - 10/05/2011

"Dancing With the Stars" The Nancy Grace Fart Mystery

Nancy Grace definitely cut a rug on "Dancing with the Stars" last night ... but did she also cut the cheese???

Listen closely to the clip of Nancy yakking with Brooke Burke after she waltzed to "Moon River." You'll hear what sounds like a fart escaping from someone. As far as we can tell, there are only three possible culprits.




Nancy Grace claims she's been FRAMED in the "Dancing with the Stars" fart mystery ... and tells TMZ an "investigation" is underway to find out who REALLY dealt it.

Grace -- who was doing a post-dance interview on the show last night when someone let it rip -- tells TMZ, "As an ear witness on the scene, I can absolutely exonerate Tristan, myself and Brooke."

She adds, "However, the rest of the cast -- seated just inches away -- all remain under grave suspicion. The investigation continues."

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summercamp 5th-Oct-2011 12:33 pm (UTC)
Sounds like a left cheek sneak to me! And Brooke is laughing, so that makes me think it wasn't her, and Nancy's partner looks awkward after it happens...
cecinepasfanfic 5th-Oct-2011 12:33 pm (UTC)
Really now.
ani_di_franco 5th-Oct-2011 12:34 pm (UTC)
I kinda thought the same thing, but I figured what the hell.
promisering15 5th-Oct-2011 12:34 pm (UTC)
This is a post?
ani_di_franco 5th-Oct-2011 12:35 pm (UTC)
Yeah. All in good fun. Who wants to be serious in the morning, anyway.
promisering15 5th-Oct-2011 12:36 pm (UTC)
You know? I like your style, Ani. Last night was the worst night in a long time. I need ONTD funny.
malocudoviste 5th-Oct-2011 12:36 pm (UTC)
Eurozone ONTD posts. Here to OT and entertain.
inflixion 5th-Oct-2011 12:50 pm (UTC)
the people in the cat post
fwee_prower 5th-Oct-2011 12:54 pm (UTC)
icame here to post that but then i saw the OP. and was like oh hay gurl hay
wingslapped 5th-Oct-2011 01:27 pm (UTC)
Who dealt it is serious business.
shanny_w 5th-Oct-2011 06:29 pm (UTC)
chrisgold 5th-Oct-2011 12:34 pm (UTC)
LOL. I hope they get the police to solve this mystery.
malocudoviste 5th-Oct-2011 12:36 pm (UTC)
lol I love how this was written
filmorejive 5th-Oct-2011 12:37 pm (UTC)
can this be a TMI poop post?
cause im staying in a hostel with a shared bathroom right now and just took a stinky poop and when i walked out of the bathroom this super cute guy was waiting to go in which means he totally smelt and and now i am embarassed ugh pooping everyone does it so why does it embarass me! D:
ani_di_franco 5th-Oct-2011 12:39 pm (UTC)
LOL. My boyfriends parents just got back from a bed and breakfast where there was a bathroom attached to the room, but no bathroom door. I guess they spent the whole weekend taking strolls downstairs while the other made their business..
modern_toilet 5th-Oct-2011 12:56 pm (UTC)
omg i have such a funny story
but i don't want to write it because people i know read ONTD .. one of my friends told me the other day that she "sees my comments around all the time"

.. i think i'll keep it to myself.
fwee_prower 5th-Oct-2011 12:58 pm (UTC)
bitch post it.
automaticly 5th-Oct-2011 01:02 pm (UTC)
time to get a new un tbh
finding_jay 5th-Oct-2011 12:57 pm (UTC)
My cat has freaking shat all over the spare bedroom and laundry. Everything smells of poop to me right now.
malocudoviste 5th-Oct-2011 01:29 pm (UTC)
I can only poop when I'm at home. I have poop-shame.
kiki3291 5th-Oct-2011 03:05 pm (UTC)
lol omg. Aw, this story is kind of cute.

I have poopshame so I can never do it anywhere that isn't my own house. Somehow, every time I go to a public bathroom (to pee) it turns out that the person that was in the stall before me always took a nasty one (and omg, when stalls are full and you have to go... well you know D;) and all I'm thinking about is how the next person is going to think it was me. lol. I feel embarassed, idek.
it_has_been 5th-Oct-2011 12:38 pm (UTC)
LMFAO the fact that this is even a post just made my day - A+ OP
ani_di_franco 5th-Oct-2011 12:45 pm (UTC)
:-D
wingslapped 5th-Oct-2011 01:28 pm (UTC)
Dying of cute!
sweetwaterlane 6th-Oct-2011 04:58 pm (UTC)
omg what is this from? so cute!
suburb_fabulous 5th-Oct-2011 12:41 pm (UTC)
Is it just me, or has Nancy lost a touch of weight since the beginning of the season. Maybe 5 or 10 pounds.
speedychi 5th-Oct-2011 04:57 pm (UTC)
bristol palin is the only DWTS contestant that didnt lose any weight
shanny_w 5th-Oct-2011 06:05 pm (UTC)
chaz doesn't appear to be getting smaller to me.
shanny_w 5th-Oct-2011 06:05 pm (UTC)
but then again he just kinda walks around
cityxpretty 5th-Oct-2011 11:44 pm (UTC)
I think she actually gained weight.
must_go_faster 5th-Oct-2011 12:44 pm (UTC)
idc if it makes me 4 this post already has me rollin
fionaapple 5th-Oct-2011 12:47 pm (UTC)
Jesus, who cares who farted? Everyone does it. It's a normal bodily process. My friends and I all laugh and say "Damn, you ripped a big one." I don't get why people, especially Nancy, are in such an uproar. "The investigation continues" - who the FUCK cares? It's not a murder case.
ani_di_franco 5th-Oct-2011 12:51 pm (UTC)
Flawless user name.

jamaicanmelaugh 5th-Oct-2011 05:44 pm (UTC)
"this world is bullshit...go with yourself"
superdogbiter 5th-Oct-2011 12:48 pm (UTC)
oh no only she farts
stephaniebrown 5th-Oct-2011 12:51 pm (UTC)
lmao this post is hilarious op
jenpero 5th-Oct-2011 12:52 pm (UTC)
I thought it might of been someone's stomach.
fwee_prower 5th-Oct-2011 12:56 pm (UTC)
TMI POST TMI POST TMI POST

now step it up ONTD

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i'm all ears
ani_di_franco 5th-Oct-2011 01:07 pm (UTC)
I guess this fits..

My friend was having wild sex with her boyfriend (so she says). She was balancing on the edge of the bed on her back. He thrusted too forcefully and pushed her off the edge of the bed and she landed on her neck. He wouldn't let her move and called the paramedics. The paramedics arrive to her naked with a blanket over her. She was mortified but had a herniated disc, so there wasn't much she could do. They broke up a short time after..
crystalzelda 5th-Oct-2011 01:09 pm (UTC)
lol omg, poor girl!
wingslapped 5th-Oct-2011 01:39 pm (UTC)
I would be dying from embarassment. poor girl.
malocudoviste 5th-Oct-2011 01:46 pm (UTC)
it's not nice...but I lol'd
wingslapped 5th-Oct-2011 01:37 pm (UTC)
One time I farted in the chair next to my ex-housemate who was asleep. She woke up later with the taste of it in her mouth.

It was unintentional payback for all the times she yelled at me because she didn't want to wake up and go to work.
invisible_cunt 5th-Oct-2011 03:42 pm (UTC)
my mom has digestive issues
and when she farts, either they're DEADLY TOXIC sbd's or like a fucking machine gun going off

sometimes we'll be in the same room and she won't say anything until me or my dad start to choke and then she giggles
meltingxmoon 5th-Oct-2011 04:25 pm (UTC)
there was this one girl who i've always hated at school. she was cheating on her bf with one of my best friends and her bf caught her in the act as they were doing anal. so out of shock he pulled out of her really fast and she farted really loud and some poop sprayed out
leatherandjeans 5th-Oct-2011 12:57 pm (UTC)
Who ever denied it supplied it imo
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